[037] The story of the year

S Provincial Normal University, there are many unsolved mysteries.

For example, the haunting of an abandoned girls' dormitory is an unsolved mystery.

For example, many students in the library have claimed to have seen ghosts, which is also a mystery.

For example, Su Jie's amount of alcohol is also a mystery.

There is a legend in the rivers and lakes that Su Jie is particularly able to drink, but no one knows how good she is.

The only time Su Jie drank high in people's impressions was when the Xingluo team reached the top four of the Southwest Division of the City Invitational Tournament. That time, Su Jie and her four main teammates and five substitute teammates drank darkly, and eight of the nine teammates were overwhelmed by her. Moreover, among the eight teammates, two animals are particularly able to drink, and three are relatively drinkable. Moreover, when the silverfish, who was allergic to alcohol and did not stick to alcohol, went to help Su Jie, she kicked Xiao Ding Ding with high strength and precision......

Since then, Su Jie's alcohol consumption has become a mystery for the ages.

Compared with the eight animals at the beginning, Su Jie's five opponents today are simply weak.

In addition to the cannon being more drinkable, the two fat, dynamic, and stationmaster's alcohol consumption is very average.

As for Zhen Lang, he drank as much as he wanted.

Huang Yaoshi has such a line in the movie "East Evil and West Poison": "Not long ago, I met a person and gave me a jar of wine, and she said that it was called drunken life and dream death. After drinking, it can make you forget anything you have done before. I wonder why there is such a wine. She said that people's biggest trouble is that their memory is too good, and if they can forget everything, every day in the future will be a new beginning. So how happy do you say......"

Objectively speaking, wine is sometimes evil, and sometimes it is beautiful.

For example, in the small private room of Qilixiang, after a case of beer went down, the seven young men and women forgot about the unpleasantness, and the nervous people were not nervous, and the topic started at once.

"Brother Inspirational, you're too weak, aren't you? Mi'er doesn't drink alcohol, and this box of twenty-four bottles, the six of us should each have four bottles. But I'm the fifth bottle, and you haven't even finished the second bottle. Su Jie looked at Zhen Lang who was sitting opposite her without blushing or panting: "Look at your blushing face and thick neck, are you blushing from drinking, or are you so despised by your sister that you are embarrassed?" ”

Zhen Lang was speechless, in fact, as long as he drank half a bottle, his face would be red and his neck thick.

"Senior sister, spare him. He was notoriously drunk with one bottle, two bottles poured, and three bottles had to be sent to the hospital. The stationmaster showed his little yellow literary background, and the last "δΊ†" pronunciation is understood, and it sounds like it rhymes.

"Really?" Su Jie expressed disbelief.

"Really, last time he poured three bottles and got drunk and collapsed in the toilet, we also carried him to the hospital for gastric lavage." The second fat immediately came out to Zhen Lang and told the unbearable past in Lang Ye's life.

"Senior sister, let me help him drink, you see he's dying. We're going to go to the Internet cafΓ© tonight to upgrade 10 levels, and if he falls, he probably won't be able to get the first place on the server. "Dynamic and a little righteous, take the initiative to help the boss block the wine.

"That's right, you're all level 8." It was impossible for Su Jie not to understand the situation in the game, so she instantly understood the game plan of the five people, and took the wine bottle that Zhen Lang still had half a bottle left, and the queen said with full aura: "Xiao'er, I'll help you drink, you can go to the Internet cafΓ© later." ”

After speaking, she blew directly on the bottle and easily got it.

"Senior sister, it's so domineering, I admire you the most for being a heroine like you." The cannon couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Senior sister, I bet that you were either filial piety or Cixi in your last life." The second fat also followed suit.

"Can you speak human words, the senior sister must be Wu Zetian in her last life, and the queen's style is coming." The stationmaster is not far behind.

"The women you are talking about are all weak in front of the senior sister. The senior sister is the senior sister, a unique existence, an eternal legend in the rivers and lakes. "The dynamics are even more shameless, the sycophants are like a tide, and they directly blow the bullshit into the sky.

In youth, boys always have a strong desire to express themselves in front of beautiful girls.

One by one, the animals scrambled to show themselves.

Zhen Lang didn't have a chance to show himself, it's not that he doesn't have a desire to perform, on the contrary, his desire to show himself may be stronger than that of his brothers. It's a pity that he's lost the girl he's tried so hard to be.

He sat there, disappearing from view like a stalker in a game.

There is also such a line in the movie "East Evil and West Poison": "Drunk and dreaming of death is just a joke she made with me." There are some things that the more you want to forget, the more you will remember them. When there are things you can't get, the only thing you can do is not to forget ......"

Zhen Lang usually doesn't drink much, but in the past two days, he has been drinking heavily with the animals.

He thought he would be able to forget after drinking it, but it turned out that he remembered it more clearly after drinking.

Shui Mi'er held a bottle of canned coconut water, fiddling with the straw with her fingers, and looked at Zhen Lang from time to time.

When she asked the inspirational brother question when they met, looking at Zhen Lang's reaction at the time, she knew that something was wrong.

Now looking at Zhen Lang's virtue, the honey who is called a heartthrob by the people in the rivers and lakes has already guessed seventy-seven, eighty-eight.

She lightly touched Zhen Lang's arm and whispered apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were ......"

Zhen Lang didn't react, lowering his head as if counting the ants on the ground.

"Senior sister, leave him alone, he's not injured, he's relieved. He used to kneel at the top battle, but now that a new world of One Piece is beckoning to him. The stationmaster was already a little drunk, and he didn't choose to speak.

Dynamic is even more unscrupulous: "Since the boss broke up with that green tea, we have quietly celebrated several times in private. After a seven-year relationship, the boss will definitely usher in a better tomorrow. The sky has eyes, and the boss will never have to be poisoned by that green tea in the future. ”

"That's enough." Zhen Lang slapped the table and said angrily: "Are you finished?" ”

"Big boss, someone should have woken you up a long time ago. You touch your conscience and say, with that girl, how much did you give, and what did you get? Er Fat seemed to be waiting for an opportunity to wake up Zhen Lang, and said bitterly: "If she is really a good girl, I will admit it, but we all know what kind of character that girl is, just you are in the dark, and you are still happy all day long." If you think that the evaluation of the people in our dormitory is not fair enough, let the onlooker of the cannon comment on it. ”

The cannon, who was named to lie down, spoke weakly: "Hey, Lang Ye...... Originally, it wasn't my turn to say this, but I really couldn't stand it. No matter how you and that girl look at it, what kind of thing is that girl, Lao Tzu can't complain, she is not worthy of you at all. ”

Zhen Lang: "You are all hearsay, she is not as unbearable as you think." ”

Dynamic was amused by these words: "I'll go, dare not drill the horns?" The whole world says that, and you still won't accept the reality. So tell me, what glorious deeds has she done that can make you so unforgettable? ”

Zhen Lang, who was half-awake and half-drunk, told the biggest secret in his heart: "Without her, I would have died a long time ago." ”

The stationmaster was taken aback: "Emma, I'll go, you can't live without her?" ”

Su Jie and Shui Mi'er looked at each other, silently watching a group of men arguing.

From the perspective of their bystanders, it was really a bad fate, and Zhen Lang probably couldn't climb out of the pit.

I only heard Zhen Lang say: "No, she saved my life." ”

"What's the situation?" The dynamic was so shocked that the wine was a little sober, and he said in surprise: "Boss, you are worthy of the most sullen man in our bedroom!" It's been a roommate for two years, and you're still hiding, why haven't you ever said this before? ”

Zhen Lang: "Aren't I afraid of being complained about by you?" ”

Er Fat: "If you don't say it, how do you know if we will complain about you?" ”

"There was a lake in my hometown, and every summer people drowned, and my grandmother never allowed me to go there. But I didn't believe in evil at that time, and I always wanted to go, and in the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school, I slipped out......" Zhen Lang confessed, and seemed to have palpitations: "When I swam to the center of the lake, I suddenly had cramps, my feet didn't obey the call, I choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and they all sank." I was scared to pee, and my head was full of rumors of people drowned by my neighbors......"

"At that critical moment, she jumped into the water to save you, the soaked thin skirt tightly wrapped around the pink delicate body, and you felt suffocated at that moment?" The stationmaster made a mistake and brewed a classic passage in a small yellow text.

Su Jie and Shui Mi'er originally pricked up their ears to listen to the tragic story, but when they heard this, they were immediately amused by the slut of the stationmaster.

Zhen Lang was the only one present, who was angry: "Suffocate your sister!" At that time, I couldn't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng, where could I still see her pink body? ”

Su Jie couldn't help but interject: "Young man, you have a bug in this section, since you can't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng, how can you determine the identity of that girl?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled bitterly: "Isn't there a sequel later?" ”

Su Jie couldn't wait: "Then you can talk about the sequel." ”

"In a daze, I felt that someone kept pressing my chest for first aid, and I was given artificial respiration......" Zhen Lang said this, his eyes were indescribably gentle, as if the happiest moment in his life was that moment, and muttered: "When I opened my eyes, I saw that she had run twenty or thirty meters." ”

Su Jie: "Bad review! You just see a back? ”

"yes." Zhen Lang nodded very truthfully, and said: "That back is similar to what the fourth master just said, the white skirt is soaked, tightly wrapped around the body, and you can see her underwear clearly......"

Dynamic was puzzled: "Then why did she want to run?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Isn't this nonsense, her body is wet like that, a girl who has just graduated from junior high school, how can she be embarrassed to meet people?" I figured out that she was okay and turned around and ran. ”

Su Jie was still entangled in the question of the back: "But with such a back, can you be 100% sure of the girl's identity?" ”

Zhen Lang thought about it for a while and said, "I was dizzy at the time, not very sure. ”

Su Jie was shocked: "I'm not sure you've been chasing a girl for seven years?" What kind of indomitable Olympic spirit are you? ”

Zhen Lang: "No, there will be a sequel later." ”

Su Jie: "Kao, you should be filming American dramas by yourself, it's the third season of filming!" Speed, let's talk about the plot of the third season. ”

"Season 3...... No, two days later, I went to the e-mall to buy a mouse, the cliff was arranged by Cupid, I met her again......" Zhen Lang said this, his tone and eyes became tender again: "She wore the same white dress that day, and I will never forget that style for the rest of my life." Also, her back is the same as what I saw by the lake, and even the length of her hair is the same, do you think I can remember wrong? ”

Su Jie: "Okay, you haven't seen her before?" ”

"I haven't seen it, but that day in the e-mall, I went out to talk to her. It turned out that she was in the third junior high school, and my junior high school was in the hope middle school. When Zhen Lang said this, his expression was very embarrassed: "I heard that she applied for the third middle school, and she also followed the killing." ”

Dynamic sighed: "Alas, you are taking gratitude as true love." ”

The stationmaster only said three words: "On the top floor." ”

Zhen Lang: "I knew Mao's true love at that time, anyway, I liked it in my heart, so I chased it." ”

Er Fat: "Brother, I took it." She saved you, what is the inevitable connection with whether she is green tea or not? ”

Zhen Lang said with a straight face: "Don't have green tea long and green tea short, she was so ashamed to talk to me for the first time that she didn't know where to put her hands, she wasn't the kind of person you thought." ”

"Bad fate, bad fate, young man, you are simply carving a boat for a sword! Sister, I really didn't expect that someone with such a strong personality would be a spare tire for no reason, don't you know that people will change? Su Jie couldn't listen to it anymore and told a story: "There was a girl in my class in high school, who was very pure and shy, the kind that would blush when boys looked at her twice." Do you know what she's become now? When I was a junior in my junior year, I heard from a classmate that she was working part-time outside. ”

The so-called "part-time job" is to help 'socialize'.

Zhen Lang was silent.

Su Jie's idiom is used very incisively, carving a boat to seek a sword, this allusion fully interprets Zhen Lang's bad fate.

For seven years, he tried to keep himself from changing his mind.

However, he can't guarantee that others will not change their minds.

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[I saw a book review from the reader "Bairimen Poor Road": Niu Da, I finally have a stable job, your books helped me when I was in the most difficult time, and I owe you money for book tickets for so many years, and I will slowly pay you back...... It's very touching, today's chapter "The Story of the Year", there are more or less stories of Lao Niu and readers back then, I wish you all the best. The bear children of the year have now graduated and joined the work, some have married and had children, and some of them have given birth to a second child, time is like water, I think of a song: The years are like water at a glance, how many years are understated...]

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