【013】The courtyard flower arrived
[The second watch, there is a third watch at dusk, students don't forget to collect and vote]
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Seeing Zhen Lang bowing his head in a daze, the three roommates thought that they couldn't accept this beautiful reality, and they were already stupid.
The animals put themselves in their shoes for a while, if they got three pieces of equipment a day, and also got that kind of perverted bronze ring, it is estimated that they will be stunned on the spot, and they will not be able to slow down at all.
Knock knock knock ......!
There was a knock on the door suddenly, and the stationmaster opened the door and was dumbfounded.
Seeing the girl walking in, Er Fat and Dynamic were also dumbfounded.
The girl had a pretty good short hair, which was a perfect match for her wild and charming face. A simple white close-fitting tank top and a pair of white jeans outlined her tall figure to the fullest. It feels as if her body has an explosive force that can be exposed through the placket at any time, making people want to have a nosebleed.
This girl in her early twenties is no stranger to the animals in the dormitory.
In fact, there are several branches in the entire headquarters of the university, and I am afraid that few people will not have heard of her name.
Her name is Su Jie, and it is rumored that on the first day of her freshman year, she was recognized as the flower of the School of Communication. Especially during the freshman military training, several lewd men secretly took photos of her and posted them on the Internet, her unique hairstyle and unique temperament with camouflage uniforms amazed countless male creatures, and was praised by the majority of netizens as the most beautiful camouflage girl in history.
Usually beauties above the flower level are pursued by groups of boys.
Su Jie is a special case, she is secretly called by many animals: a woman destined to be lonely all her life.
About ten years ago, a lewd man at the National Normal University imitated martial arts novels and drummed up a list.
This legendary list of heaven, earth and man has a certain degree of credibility in the university.
The so-called Tianbang is the girl who the boy wants to have pure love with her the most, or the girl who wants to marry her the most.
In this list, the school girl Quiet Yi ranked first.
"The first time I saw her, my brother remembered his first love......"
"My dream girl, the template is Jingyi......"
"I really want to ...... with Jingjing pure love"
"I really want to take care of her for the rest of my life......"
"If she were willing to marry me, I would live twenty years less......"
This is the boys' impression of Quiet Yi, one or two people are not convincing in such an evaluation, but when seventy or eighty percent of the boys in the entire division university have this feeling, it will gradually become a golden rule.
The girl who ranks in the top 1 of the list is named Shu Fuya.
The flower of this conservatory gives a very special impression.
First of all, let's talk about how strange this list is, the reason why the girls who entered this list are on the list is very special: the boy wants to stand with her one 'night' the most, or the girl who wants to make an appointment with her the most.
Some girls who are on the heavenly list can also be on the ground list.
Shu Fuya is a special case, she has no position in the top 20 of the heavenly list, but she is the first on the ground list.
"I think the vixen in Liaozhai is written by Shufuya......"
"I feel like she is destined to become a local tyrant's N milk ......"
"It's so beautiful, the appearance is so high that it's unreal......"
"The natural stunner in the novel is probably Shufuya......"
This is what most boys say about Shufuya, almost every man admits that she is beautiful, admits that she is sexy, and at the same time feels that she is too dangerous. Many boys feel that they can't control such a woman. However, almost all boys with normal sexual orientation think about it deep down.
It is said that in the masturbation ranking of the boys' dormitory, Shu Fuya also ranked first.
Many animals took countless selfies from her Weibo and put them in their mobile phones, and they masturbated at the photos when they were idle.
Next, let's talk about the list.
Among the lists, there are women who make boys the most entangled, or women who love and hate.
The first place in this list is the uninvited guest who has entered the 301 dormitory at the moment - Su Jie.
"If this tigress has such a gentle personality as Quiet Yi, I am willing to lift the earth for her!"
"Her special move is to flirt with her yin legs, specializing in the next three ......"
"I've heard that at least five boys have been kicked by her, so it's better for me to stay away from her......"
"If I fall in love with her, I'm afraid I'll be like a small supporting role in a palace fight drama, and I won't survive more than two episodes......"
"The sky has no eyes, it's a pity that I have such a high appearance and such a good figure! This kind of appearance and figure, if it were changed to the gentle and shy little freckles girl in our class, how good would it be?
"Such a fierce and hot girl, my brother really wants to incarnate the very evil male pig's feet in the oral comics, knock her on the wall, conquer her, and make her a shy little 'girl' servant, and then, hehe......"
This is the intuitive impression of the majority of boys on Su Jie.
When Su Jie walked in, except for Zhen Lang, who was in a daze, the rest of the animals were inexplicably tightened.
Especially the stationmaster, the slut, reacted the most exaggeratedly, and even reached out to cover his crotch intentionally or unintentionally.
The stationmaster is now the successor of the "crotch covering faction", not because he is shamefully hard, but because he is very afraid.
Basically, as long as a boy from the School of Communication meets Su Jie on campus, the first reaction in his mind is a video.
Su Jie has a big personality, likes to get together with boys, and went to KTV with a group of boys in her freshman year. Unexpectedly, there was a vicious animal in that group of boys, who actually drugged Su Jie's cup.
Who knew that Su Jie's willpower was more tenacious than that of ordinary girls, and she still kept a little sobriety, and kicked the goods away with a slap of her legs. The story is not over here, Su Jie kicked the crotch of the animal, and the pig-like scream attracted many onlookers, and someone recorded the video of the night with his mobile phone in the chaos.
In the video, Su Jie, who was crazy, kicked the animal for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
There is a technical house that hurts the egg, and the video frame count is calculated, and Su Jie kicked the goods a total of forty-eight feet!
Later, the news came out that the drugged boy was kicked and, and he was expelled from school just after being discharged from the hospital.
In the freshman year, the boys regarded Su Jie as a hot girl who provoked anger, and there were countless people chasing her. Since the famous 2 minutes and 39 seconds video has been circulated, no one has chased Su Jie.
No man wants to be kicked in the balls, and people turn away from her.
Since then, Su Jie has also had a resounding nickname on the rivers and lakes: Egg Crusher!
"Every time I see her, I think of the unlucky guy with broken eggs in the video......"
"Even medicine can't cure her, is there anyone else in the galaxy who can stop her?"
"It's worthy of being a ball-crusher, want to chase Su Jie? You're so naïve, earthling! ”
"Su Jie? oh~no! I'd better be a beautiful man quietly, think about quiet when I'm empty, and take a selfie at Shufuya when I'm lonely......"
This is another evaluation of Su Jie by the majority of boys, and this kind of evaluation makes the three animals of 301 very afraid.
Looking at the stationmaster's crotch-covering faction, as if he was afraid that Su Jie would pounce on him.
In addition to panic, the three roommates were very puzzled.
The famous courtyard flower in front of her has no intersection with the 301 dormitory at all, what kind of trouble is she coming here to make trouble?
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