"This bear child is getting more and more arrogant!"

The slut dragon scolded, his expression extremely depressed.

"Why didn't you scold him today?" Xingyu Cake said curiously.

Slut Dragon: "It's not okay to open and hang up, the key is that this bear kid is very good at brushing big cards, and he ran away for 15 games, so Lao Tzu waited for him for a long time, and his state was gone." ”

Xingyu cake: "You yourself two, don't you just wait for him?" ”

Slut Dragon: "It's not that you don't know that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I can't do anything until he finishes the remaining 35 games." ”

Xingyu cake: "Damn, then you are still waiting for him all day?" ”

Slut Dragon: "That's not it, we will make an appointment a day in advance about what time the next day will start." ”

"Come on, you've won 45 out of 50, and you're going to be content. In a few days, he'll definitely have to be abused by you. Xingyu Cake comforted and said: "You are obviously not in a state tonight, did you go to the media department to see Shu Fuya, and then hid and masturbated with three sets?" ”

"I've been stroked, my hands are a little shaky, and my state is unstable. But after I masturbated, I also had six or seven successes. I was upset that the bear kid won 4 games and drew 1 game. The slut dragon looked sad and said sullenly: "What makes me even more unhappy is that this bear kid actually engaged in a super parody show with me and defeated me with my own routine!" ”

Xingyu Cake was stunned: "I think his routine is still different from yours." ”

Slut Dragon: "There are some things that you can't see when you stand next to me, you have to fight him yourself to have that feeling." This kid hasn't even failed the wall-shooting skills, and certainly doesn't look like me at first glance. But if you look at this video carefully, what really looks like him is that style, that rhythm, that kind of obscenity in his bones. ”

Xing Yupu carefully watched a video of the slut dragon being defeated, and said: "It's really a bit like, he seems to have lost and absorbed the sparkle on your body and turned it into his own sparkle." With this video of you being abused, I almost thought you were him, he was you. ”

Slut Dragon: "Don't be so awkward, what are you him, he is you?" ”

Xingyu Cake: "It's the number you were abused, it seems that he operated it." He abuses your number as if you control it. ”

The slut dragon also watched the video and sighed: "It seems that I feel a little like this, this bear child has such a strong ability to imitate?" ”

Xingyu Cake: "It's been three days, and I haven't found any abnormal data." Don't play with him at all, this kid's imitation ability is a bit perverted, in case he is abused into an all-star player, where are you crying? ”

"No, how can what a man say not count? A thousand times are a thousand games. The slut suddenly got up, and said very vicissitudes: "The biggest regret in my brother's life is that I didn't become a professional player before the age of twenty-five, and now that I'm older, it's too late to make up for my regrets." If this bear child can inherit my mantle, it will be regarded as his creation, and by the way, he will help me fulfill my childhood dream......"

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"Wha!"

At nine o'clock in the evening, Zhen Lang laughed loudly.

At half past seven, he and Shui Mi'er came back from shopping in the supermarket, and they had a great time fighting with human swords.

In an hour and a half, the two played 35 games, and Zhen Lang's record was 3 wins, 1 draw, and 31 losses.

Today, he played 50 games against Renjian One, with a total record of 4 wins, 1 draw, and 45 losses.

Such a record is not open, which makes the idol brother so enthusiastic.

He felt that he was really a bit out of the rhythm today, especially after returning from shopping with the girl in the white dress, the throbbing of pure love made him frighteningly hot. This is just like a football game, a weak team in good form can often counterattack a strong team in a low state, and may even bloody the strong team.

"What the hell is called, my sister can hear your voice behind closed doors."

In the game, the red-handed beautiful girl sent a private message to Zhen Lang.

Zhen Lang smiled and typed quickly: "How did you become a sister, didn't you say that we should go back to our own houses and maintain the pure friendship between our senior sister and younger brother?" ”

Honey: "When you return to the room, the play mode will automatically end, don't you understand?" ”

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "Then can I go to your room to get my benefits?" ”

Honey: "Where did you get your benefits?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Didn't you say that if you play well, you will kiss?" I feel like I'm doing a good job. ”

Shui Mi'er: "That's your feeling, it was very good at the beginning, if you have a full score of 100, my sister wants to give you a score of 95." But then you kill yourself, and you have to pull the AA xiaolongbao girl. If it weren't for your pitifulness, I would really like to pass you directly and give you a big duck egg! ”

Zhen Lang was taken aback: "Is it that serious?" ”

Shui Mier: "It's quite serious, a girl and a boy are together, and they hate boys mentioning other women the most!" ”

Zhen Lang was very aggrieved: "How can it be another woman, the AA xiaolongbao girl, isn't it you?" ”

Shui Mier: "You just don't have a brain that turns, in the play mode, I am a reserved senior sister, not a xiaolongbao girl!" ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, I was wrong, I will remember next time." ”

Shui Mi'er sent a relieved chat emoji: "You have to remember this lesson, unless the girl takes the initiative to ask you, don't talk about other girls if you kill you." Teach you another trick, a high-level love saint brother, even if the girl takes the initiative to ask, they won't say. When the girls ask questions, they will pretend to be melancholy, showing a faint sadness, and then sigh softly and leave without looking back, leaving the girls with a lonely and gloomy back......"

Zhen Lang: "This is a bit similar to the plot in the bloody drama?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Use your brain to think about it, why does the dog blood drama last forever?" It's because women eat this set! A generation of women who have suffered losses have learned well, and a new generation of girls have entered the pit, this is an infinite loop...... Housewives who are married are eager for the plot in the soap opera, do you understand? ”

Zhen Lang had an epiphany: "Sister, your statement is too incisive, crushing the third N street in our dormitory, I will accept it." ”

Shui Mi'er: "I don't want you to take it, I asked you if you understand?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Understood, I will not live up to your expectations, I must become a high-level love saint!" ”

Shui Mi'er was silent for a while, and then typed, "Honey, can you do me a favor?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Don't be so polite to me, just say it." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Is it okay for my sister to sleep in your room at night, I'm a little afraid of the dark ......"

Zhen Lang's blood boiled: "No problem, come on!" ”

Shui Mi'er: "First of all, you are not allowed to touch me." ”

Zhen Lang's beast blood cooled, like an ice cave: "This setting is really inhumane, and it is self-contradictory, since you said that you must insist on giving me devil training every day, and you can't touch you, do you want me to make up for it myself?" ”

"Wood, it's still okay for you to train." Shui Mi'er made a disdainful chat emoji, and typed a sentence that made Zhen Lang's beast blood boil again: "However, you can't take off other people's pants......"

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