176 Shoot yourself in the foot

"Your Majesty, this is your order! You're not saying that Betnis's battle is the most important thing, it's all about that. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Why, Lord James didn't tell you about this at the time of handover? ”

choked on this fat pig king, and didn't forget to block the jam with James who had a holiday with him, Ciri played really beautifully!

Glaring fiercely at James, who was also embarrassed, Zigra IX turned his gaze to the nobles. "Ladies and gentlemen, since Ciri has brought up the issue of food, let's discuss it here. On the west side of the town, I will appoint my direct officials to collect summer grain in the past, as for Pete's territory...... Who of you will share for me? ”

When everyone heard this, they all shrank back: "Your Majesty! There's nothing we can do! The young men and women of the territory have been pulled over to serve as soldiers. More than half of the wheat was going to rot in the ground. Why don't you take it a little longer? ”

Joke! There is no way to send people and troops, so do you have to ask nobles to come forward for trivial matters such as collecting grain? Without any benefit, who will do it?

Looking at the nobles who had turned into quail again, Zigra IX glanced at Ciri beside him again.

"Siri-sama, since you found out about this, I wonder what you did with this task? Three thousand local gold coins will be used for your expenses, but in half a month I will see the food for the feeding army until the next harvest season. Don't worry, I have all the credit for yours in mind, and fiefdom is never a problem! ”

Lao Tzu is already a hereditary baron, you should have given me the territory, okay? It's a pity that Ciri still pretended to grit his teeth and agree. "Yes, my majesty! But Your Majesty, I don't have a single official under my hands, half a month, it's too little. How about you give a few days of grace? Not for a month, but for twenty days! ”

What does it mean to lie to your face? That's it! Everyone knows that as long as the grain is collected in the name of requisitioning grain, as long as the weather is sunny and enough money is given, all the wheat in the field can be turned into grain in three to five days. It's a pity that Zigra IX doesn't know! The nobles present are also the kind of goods who come to eat and stretch out their hands. What miscalculated is that there is really a nobleman present who knows how to collect grain!

Poof!

With a snicker, Zigra IX's face darkened again. He's a man with a lot of faults, but he's not a fool!

"Count Lenardo, what are you laughing at? How about speaking up and listening to it so that everyone can have a good time? ”

"Uh, no, just thinking of a country joke." Leonardo confessed, but he couldn't help but laugh. "The joke is about a farmer who went to serve in the army, and three years later (the pregnancy period of this world is three years) came just in time to harvest grain, and when he came home, he saw that his wives had big bellies. What do you say about those peasant women? I was in a hurry to collect the grain, and as a result, I have eaten so much that my stomach has grown up in the past few days! Hahaha......"

Speaking of this, Lenaldo couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud!

Around, the other nobles laughed perfunctorily, do they understand? Even if you are lower above, you will know that Lenardo's so-called joke is about peasant women stealing people. But this question is also a taboo, everyone knows that people. The wife was the favorite of Zigra IX!

Our king's eyes are gloomy, and he can't stand the cleverness of his men. In between, Jaime rolled his eyes. Ran outside the main hall and called someone over to whisper a few words, and then quickly turned back.

"Your Majesty, don't listen to the nonsense of that kid of Sailry, I have asked my subordinates. It's not that much trouble to collect grain, it only takes ten days......"

"I think you're talking nonsense!" Before Siri could speak, the Zigra IX came to the first place and shouted. "Didn't Lord Ciri say that there is not a single official under him. I don't understand this kind of thing, I don't think you, the quartermaster, should do it, gather some people, and go to war with the big guys! ”

Jaime's heart is cold!

He remembered that Zigra IX, if he couldn't get off the stage in public, did like to be angry with others. He is his confidant, and it is estimated that he will be transferred back soon, but does Jaime dare to go to war? Have you ever been in a war? None of them! When I thought of so many brave nobles, who died one by one without even a complete corpse, this guy's heart was completely out of control!

"Your Majesty, you, you can't do this to me! Woo, I, I've never been on the battlefield......"

In order not to die on the battlefield, in order to maintain his current position, Jaime did not even want the least respectful words.

"Bastard!" Zigra IX is so angry! The heart said that it just let you go to the battlefield, and anyone dares to force you to death? I thought I was like-minded, but I didn't expect such a straw bag (like like gathering?) )!

At this time, Ciri was still there mending the knife: "Lord James, you just accept your fate, right?" Everyone knows that you are the most important person of Your Majesty, let your wives enter His Majesty's bedroom once, won't it all be solved? ”

"Bastard!" Zigra IX's face darkened again. He has too many problems, but he has a very good face! In this world, because of various natural disasters, beast disasters and man-made disasters in successive years, the number of young and strong people is far less than that of women, so it is not unusual for an ordinary farmer to marry several wives. This is true of the lower classes, and the same is true of the upper classes of the nobility. It's definitely a big ugly thing to talk about with a married man!

"I have so many concubines, who would like James's yellow-faced women? Be careful that I cure you of a great disrespect......"

"He said it himself!"

Ciri said innocently pointing at James' nose. "He also said that you especially like to run things in his 'used' underwear, saying that is the coolest ......"

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! ”

Zigra IX is going mad! It's not a military. National affairs, who would investigate this kind of thing in a bad taste? Come to think of it, it must be Jaime, the bastard, who said it himself! It's a pity that he doesn't know that the Ciri in front of him is the so-called boring person, not to mention this, he even knows some of the king's other little secrets!

"James? Rufus's unforgivable sin of bullying the king, come on! Put this bastard in jail right now! As for Ciri? Baron Williosa......"

Turning his head to look at Xirui's innocent face, he said in his heart that it was useless to pretend no matter what, since you want the task of collecting grain so much, I just won't give it to you!

"I heard that you march fast and have repeatedly served as a striker in the army, so continue to guard and explore the way!"

Look around and just happen to see that Lenaldo. "Lord Reinardo, since you know how to collect grain and tell jokes, you must be proficient in this, right? Case. You're in charge of the summer grain collection in Pete's territory! Remember, if I don't see enough food in half a month, don't come to see me, go straight to the prison and be with Jaime the bastard! Alright, adjournment! ”

Throwing down these words, Zigra IX walked away. (To be continued.) )