Chapter 82: Cherish Life and Stay Away from Female Drivers
Facing the eldest young master, the eldest lady just stroked her long hair lightly, and then showed a faint and elegant smile. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
For this smile, Mo Lin is too familiar, and the eldest young master is obviously the same. If you want to talk about this destructive power, the eldest lady in this family is absolutely unsurpassed.
"Brother." The eldest lady shouted softly.
"Ahaha, it's been a long time since I've gone out for a ride with my sister to eat, I can't wait, let's go quickly." As soon as the eldest lady spoke, the eldest young master interrupted her, and then pulled Mo Lin and Yiyi and rushed out of the door.
As soon as you leave the house, continue to watch this beautiful sunset. Mo Lin actually gave birth to a reluctant expression, and Yiyi obviously felt it. Pulled La Molin's sleeve and sobbed, "Brother, let's eat at home." ”
"Well, I don't want to. But this big brother next to you is really going to die and pull a cushion. Saying that, Mo Lin and Yiyi looked at the eldest young master with tears in their eyes at the same time.
The eldest young master's face turned pale, and he said viciously: "You want to leave me, no way." Hmph, I must sit with you. ”
"Bastard, you don't know the horror of the eldest lady's driving, so you still pull us. Bastard, you. Mo Lin scolded.
The eldest young master just wanted to reply, and then he heard the roar of a motor. This roar is like a man-eating tiger roaring before a meal is started in the silence of the afternoon.
Then the three of Mo Lin saw a red ...... Armored vehicles appeared in front of them.
It may be an exaggeration to say that it is an armored vehicle, but in reality, it cannot be said that it is an exaggeration. If the truth is seven points, then the statement of this armored car is only an exaggeration.
This large off-road vehicle gives people a wild feeling as soon as it comes out. Add to that the roar of the motor, and you have to give the man a powerful beast mount that you deserve. Of course, the premise is that the person sitting on it is not the eldest lady.
Four-wheel drive, the tires look at the texture and thickness, I'm afraid that one tire can buy at least a Santana. The front of the car is a special steel plate, and it can at least resist the attack of the Type 79 double 100 guns, even so, there is a specially customized assault front cover in front of it, and this front of the car alone does not know why it makes Mo Lin have an urge to flee immediately.
But before Mo Lin could make any moves, the doors on both sides suddenly opened, and then the eldest lady looked at the three of them with a proud face and said excitedly: "Come, I'll take you out for a ride to eat." ”
"Steady, steady." Before he could go up, the eldest young master began to tremble in his legs. Looking at this unpromising young master, Mo Lin scolded secretly: "Bastard, what are you shaking, this is not on yet?" ”
"Brother, your legs are shaking too." Yiyi said timidly.
Mo Lin smiled bitterly: "No, this eldest young master is infected." ”
"What are you three still inking? Why don't you get in the car yet? The eldest lady finally began to get impatient, and began to shout.
Looking at the eldest lady, the three of them took a deep breath at the same time. Then he began to pedal with the difficulty of rushing to the execution ground.
The interior of this armored car is indeed amazing, and it is definitely not a problem to sit four people in a row. So all three of them chose the second row for the first time. However, the eldest lady obviously wouldn't let the three of them get their way, so the eldest lady said coldly: "What are you sitting in the back?" Isn't the front passenger seat bigger? ”
"Isn't this afraid of affecting your performance?" Mo said brightly.
Unfortunately, this sentence immediately made Mo Lin hit the muzzle of the gun. The eldest lady smiled with a humble smile: "Don't worry, my skills are very good." Even if you sit on the sidelines, it won't affect my performance. Come, it's you, sit down for me. ”
"No, I don't have to." Mo Lin said embarrassedly, and at this time, Yiyi and the eldest young master kicked at Mo Lin at the same time and said loudly: "If you want to go, you will go quickly." ”
"When did you two get in cahoots?" Mo Lin was kicked by the eldest young master and Yiyi to the co-pilot.
Then the eldest young master and Yiyi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, okay, at least the back is a little safer than the front.
The eldest lady didn't know what button she pressed, and the door closed automatically. Mo Lin tried, well, sure enough, the lock couldn't be opened at all.
"Hee-hee, let's go for a ride." The eldest lady snorted, and then stepped on the accelerator to the ground.
As soon as the car started, the eldest young master hugged Yiyi, and Mo Lin was flustered and didn't know where to put his hand.
Because the three of them clearly saw that there was a wall in front of the front of the car.
"I'll push your lungs, you brake quickly." Mo Lin shouted in horror.
And the eldest lady looked at the wall in front of her and seemed a little confused, and then turned her head to the eldest young master and said, "By the way, brother, where is the brake of this car?" ”
"Huh." The eldest young master rolled his eyes, and then saw the eldest lady's car coming out through the wall.
Female driver, the moment she gets in the car, she turns on Super Saiyan mode. The combat effectiveness is 100%, nothing can stop it, no one can stop it. All those who dare to resist female drivers on this planet will be powdered under her iron hooves. Well, even if it's a wall.
"Isn't the brake right next to the accelerator? It's just that this is the European version, and the driver's seat has changed. You don't know that? After breaking through the wall, the eldest young master immediately shouted loudly.
The eldest lady poked her foot out, and then smiled apologetically: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I haven't driven this car for a long time, so I haven't figured out the situation." Hahaha, it won't be in a while. ”
"It's not going to be big, brake quickly, brake." Mo Lin looked at the turn in front of him and hurriedly shouted.
"Fuss, don't worry, it's okay." The eldest lady said and slammed a steering wheel.
It has to be said that the quality of this armored car is still quite good. Under such a high speed, the car did not overturn, although it floated a little, but it still turned around with the gesture of the eldest lady.
However, the passengers inside were not so lucky, and Yiyi hit the eldest young master's chest hard, making the eldest young master almost vomit blood in his throat.
Mo Lonely, on the other hand, looked out the window at the concrete wall that was close at hand, and even had been attached to the glass window, and burst into tears.
"Oh my God, luckily the windows are bulletproof, otherwise I would have been disfigured by that kind of rubbing." Turning the corner, Mo Lin patted his chest to soothe his irritated heart.
However, the eldest lady's madness was obviously not over, and the eldest lady shouted with an evil smile: "Don't worry, my skills are very good." Hahahaha, it's been a long time since I've enjoyed this bumper car feeling. ”
"Bumper cars? You're not kidding, are you? It's a real car and a real road. Mo Lin roared in his heart, but his mouth trembled and he couldn't say it at all.
But soon, he faced another hurdle in his life.
Looking at the traffic light in front of him, Mo Lonely was so frightened that he shouted continuously: "Red light, red light." ”
"yes, red light." The eldest lady was thoughtful, and then silently fastened her seat belt.
Wait, why seat belts? Isn't it the brakes? Mo Lin turned his stiff neck, swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Excuse me, why do you want to wear a seat belt?" ”
"Of course you have to wear a seatbelt when driving." The eldest lady replied as a matter of course.
"No, you should wear a seatbelt when driving. But why do you wear a seatbelt when you see a red light? Before Mo Lin finished speaking, he saw the eldest lady crossing the red light with a completely arrogant face.
"I'm going to put your lungs on your shoulders, my seat belt, where is my seat belt?" Mo Lin didn't say a word and found the seat belt, and Yiyi and the eldest young master in the back row also hurriedly looked for the seat belt.
Miss, a fighter among female drivers. The combat power has steadily increased, but it is good that Frieza did not come, otherwise he would definitely be able to burst his battle meter.
With the development of the times, the loss of land resources and the decline of the financial industry. Coupled with a series of impacts such as the collapse of the real economy, the improper operation of the network economy, the decrease in the demand for coffee among African refugees, the inability to sell leather shoes in Washington, and the detention of square dancing aunts on Wall Street, China's economy is becoming more and more sluggish.
In the face of Shanghai's round-the-clock renovation of housing prices, more people began to choose a new profession - road bump porcelain dog.
The industry is a high-risk industry, and there is no medical insurance, labor insurance, pension, unemployment pension, housing provident fund, supplementary housing provident fund and a series of funds. And there are no safety measures in place, and if necessary, life can be in danger.
The industry stops talking, and as soon as you stop the job at hand, you face unemployment and chassis snatching.
But it is also because of this that the industry is so profitable. A cotton coat, a pair of flip-flops, a pair of large pants. Lying down in the middle of the road will bring you a lot of benefits, which can be said to be a lot of profit.
Lao Li is a leader in this industry, who has been in the industry for more than ten years, has successfully touched more than 10,000 porcelain, and can complete a single business every three days on average. Although there is occasional friction, his ability to keep his hands and feet sound for more than ten years shows that his skills are still quite good.
Today, Lao Li is also looking for suitable 'customers' on the side of the road as usual.
"Hey, it's really hard to find a local tyrant now. There are fewer and fewer people playing with cars, and those who have money are going to play with airplanes. I don't have money to drive a car, and I can't make a lot of money doing a business. Ay. Just as Lao Li sighed, a roaring motor accompanied by screams echoed into Lao Li's ears.
After years of experience, Lao Li immediately determined that this beast mount must be the car of a local tyrant.
Sure enough, after a while, a red off-road vehicle appeared in Lao Li's line of sight.
Lao Li hadn't started work for five days, and he was naturally excited to see this red armored car.
Without saying a word, Lao Li rushed to the middle of the road with his rich professionalism and ran towards the red armored car.
But today's Lao Li was carried away by the excitement, and he forgot an iron rule - don't mess with the female driver.