[The content of this chapter may be a bit explicit, and readers who don't like it can skip it, thank you]

Li Jian's method is actually a way out of the way, what should I do if I encounter an 'incurable disease'?

Let's find the Lord God......

The Lord God is omnipotent, and this kind of thing is most suitable for him......

(The main god said depressedly: "I am such a great existence, in the eyes of you, Li Jian, I specialize in dealing with the problem of the eldest aunt?!!! You deserve to die! ”）

Of course, Lord God didn't know what Li Jian was thinking, so he wouldn't complain about Li Jian like this.

After a period of 'customer service hotline' that made Li Jian feel weird, the ugly face of the main god appeared in Li Jian's mind again!

"Lord God Boss, don't play with me, okay? You suddenly gave me a man for more than 20 years, and I came to such a hot aunt, can we still have a good time!?

Hurry up and take it back for me!! ”

"Huh? Take what back? The Lord God continued to speak calmly......

“…………”

Li Jian suddenly had the urge to draw his sword and cut people, oh, it's okay to smash people with magic, Li Jian, she doesn't care!

Li Jian almost gritted his teeth and explained: "You have become like this for me, you are responsible for me!" I don't care what method you use, I will deal with it cleanly, I am the way I am now, do you think I can still see people? ”

"What does it look like? You make it clear, don't be vague all the time, our language should be rigorous and clear. The main god still spoke in that breezy tone.

Strict your sister! Clearly, your sister!! The main god of this pit dad is definitely deliberate!

"Can you please dispose of my great aunt? The all-powerful Great Will of Space! "Li Jian is already on the verge of going berserk, can it be said that the temper of the girls during the menstrual period is very unstable?

Of course, Li Jian will not admit that he is 'angry' for this reason, it is entirely because the main god is angry and does not pay for his life!!

"Hey, hey, my omnipotence is not reflected in such a small thing as solving the problem of your lower body, such a simple thing......

Well, if you really want to know, I'll check it out for you, you humans are really troublesome! ”

…………

"Oh, I see.

You know, this field is not something that I need to know about, according to my inquiry, don't you just buy a few sanitary napkins and stick them? As an earthling, you should know better than me, solve the problems of the lower body by yourself in the future, whether you are looking for a man or grinding tofu, don't waste your hard-won experience to ask about such a small thing, I am for your good, Li Jian. ”

The Lord God is so righteous!

And what kind of ground tofu, what kind of information are you looking for, Lord God, and even seeing this 'fashionable' word, are you sure you are in a 'normal' query?

Even though the main god's 'explicit' tone, Li Jian said that his 'pure' heart was very polluted, but after all, it was the emotional Li Jian who was hit by the main god's words that he was 'enlightened'!

Well, enlightenment in every sense......

Sure enough, this kind of thing still needs professionals to provide clues! Li Jian has always regarded the main god as a 'life assistant'......

This is also something that can't be helped, in this unfamiliar world, Li Jian can't always go around asking all kinds of 'related' knowledge, if that's the case, it won't be a problem for Li Jian to be 'famous'......

Seeing that Li Jian didn't reply for a long time, the main god thought that his explanation was not clear enough, so he naturally added: "Has the problem been solved?" I still have information about chrysanthemums here, oh, there's also a prop for filling chang, you humans are really thorough in the development of the body.

Well, if you need more comprehensive information, I also have it here, such as what SM, electric rod, leather whip......

Hey, there's a big tool here, it looks like it's funny, your human intelligence is really ingenious, it's a simple little thing, if you need it, I can make it for you right now, of course, it needs to be paid for with experience points, what do you want? The list is already for you. ”

…………

Li Jian looked at the rows of various strange props in front of him, and suddenly realized that his previous self was so 'innocent'!

The Lord God seems to have been guided by me, and he has seen something not very good!

"What is this! What do I want this stuff for?! Do you play by yourself!!!? Can you, the main god, be more serious, didn't you say that you are not in charge of this field?!! Now how can I be more 'proficient' than me! Li Jian clenched his fists and shouted loudly at the main god.

"Didn't you have a problem with this that I stopped by to inquire? You don't have to pull it down, sooner or later, there will be a time when you beg me to use it.

Tsk, I just found out through the inquiry that your nine-tailed demon fox has a very special physique, in your human language, it is easy to climb to the peak of bliss, and you will be blessed in the future. You've taken a big advantage, Sister Li Jian. Therefore, I am kind enough to provide you with these props, and I am not opposed to you relaxing once in a while. "The Lord God seems to have inquired about something.

"Stop! Stop! Lord God, I don't need anything now, please go back to tea and don't feed me some more messy things! I'm a woman now! Not a man!! ”

"Do women need to relax differently than men?"

"It's the same as your sister, one passive and one active, where is the same, ahhhh!!h

"Women can also take the initiative, I see a lot of women's active skills in the information, do you need it?"

"Damn, you've seen a lot of information, me! No! Need! Want! ”

"It seems that you have no problem for the time being, see you next time, I will keep these information, you can contact me directly if you have needs, cash on delivery, absolutely guarantee the quality!"

"Contact your sister!" Li Jian felt that his 'pure' heart was very hurt......

"Thank you for using it this time, the phone bill has been settled, welcome to come again."

"Phew, that old and unscrupulous god is finally gone, and if I continue to say it, I'm going to go crazy!

How can I accept it, Lao Tzu, I am an orthodox pervert in the new era, and it is my preference to be a woman, let me be a man's bucket?

No, I want to prepare a few scissors, the Lord God has a saying that still makes sense, this body is too insecure, what if there is any accident? I've got to have a 'deterrent' device! ”

What is convenient and easy to use, and can be foolproof in any unexpected situation?

Li Jian seems to have forgotten something, it seems that Li Jian is stimulated by the main god clearly!