Sunday was undoubtedly a beautiful day for the Student Party.

Especially for those middle school students who have to make up classes on Saturdays, it is a once-a-week relief opportunity.

Most students choose to sleep on Sundays, and Zhen Lang does not belong to this majority.

In the early morning, Zhen Lang, who was reborn in Nirvana, was woken up by himself.

He washed up quickly and went out for a morning jog in his tracksuit.

To be precise, it's a morning jog with Honey.

To be more precise, in addition to the morning run, the two also did something unrelated to the morning run.

Last night, they completed an unforgettable first kiss under the watchful eye, and the unforgettable two agreed with each other: it was the first time and the last time.

From now on, they must abide by the rules of the game, and they must not be so enthusiastic and impulsive anymore.

However, this is of little use.

This morning, the two ran from seven o'clock to half past seven, and they were both pure at first. When I ran to the garden of the north gate of the Normal University, in the garden that was quite a bit of Gusu style, under a big tree full of romantic atmosphere, a man and a woman suddenly couldn't help it, and at the same time violated the agreement, and at the same time rushed over to hug each other, and then there was a burst of selfless kisses.

The kiss lasted from half past seven to eight.

After going back, Zhen Lang was so enthusiastic that he couldn't do it, and the burning small universe was about to ignite the entire desert.

Now the people in the team are equipped with strong equipment, and they all have the ability to brush the intermediate prestige dungeon alone, and even the dad like Erfat dares to show off the single brush. Zhen Lang formed four consumers, brushed the prestige task, and rushed to level 15!

At level 15, he can experiment with new ideas for making a fortune.

These days, Zhen Lang intuitively realized the importance of money, but fortunately, Shui Mi'er insisted on AA with him, otherwise he would have gone bankrupt a long time ago. It is precisely because Shui Mi'er is too good to him. Zhen Lang decided to make more money and one day he wanted to surprise her.

At present, all the belongings of the idol brother are as follows: twenty-seven yuan and five cents......

Originally, when he gave his first kiss last night, he still had eighty-two yuan and five cents left. Later, I went to watch a movie with Shui Mier, and after swiping the VIP card, I spent 50 yuan per person, and there was 32.5 yuan left, and it cost 5 yuan to take the subway back. There are only twenty-seven dollars left.

The idol brother with a fiscal deficit urgently needs to replenish his small coffers.

After brushing up on a round of intermediate prestige tasks, Zhen Lang suddenly felt that something was not quite right.

Why did the three sleeping animals in the dormitory disappear mysteriously?

At this moment, the three animals came back half-dead as if they had run a marathon.

Especially the second fat, the clothes all over the body are soaked, and this thing usually lacks exercise and looks like he is about to collapse.

"I'll go. Do you still dare to exercise in the morning? Zhen Lang was talking while fighting monsters without pressure.

"I'll go back, so you can exercise in the morning. I think back then, I was 11 seconds in 100 meters, not to mention how elegant the speed of dribbling the ball. There is a place in my hometown called Niu Shipo, where there is a football field, and every time I play there, a lot of people watch, and there are girls who come to watch me play. At that time. It is the peak of my brother's life, and the people in the rivers and lakes call it [Cow Po Ronaldo]! "Action-packed tsundere. Looking back on the past eventful years.

"Cow slope...... Ronaldo? Zhen Lang was amused by this slut.

The stationmaster also came to his senses, and he tortured the hostile elements in a tone: "Big boss, the organization has discussed it and decided to give you one last chance to confess, do you admit that you have a story with Sister Xiaomi?" ”

Zhen Lang is extremely arrogant: "I don't say it, I just don't say it." ”

"It's useless if you don't say it. The eyes of the masses are bright. When you came back last night, I saw that you didn't wipe off the lipstick on your mouth, and you wanted to deceive an experienced man like me? "Dynamic is more arrogant than Zhen Lang," last night my buddy was scared by your sassy style and even more sassy hairstyle, and he didn't have time to interrogate. You can't escape today. ”

At this time, the second fat finally gasped for breath, and said straight to the point: "Don't beep these useless, boss, don't deny it, to tell you the truth, just now we followed you and saw you kissing Sister Xiaomi at the north gate!" ”

Zhen Lang was shocked and angry: "Day, you actually tail Lao Tzu? ”

"Anti-Japanese, who made you so sullen?" The second fat was also angry, with an indignant face: "Oh, it turns out that I am so tired from running in the morning, and I have lost two pounds by running." Do you think it's easy for me to follow you with my size? Fortunately, I watched the sky at night, pinched my fingers, calculated from your route to the north gate, walked over in advance and waited for you, sure enough, let me find out the adultery! ”

Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "You said how painful you are, fatty, just to gossip about my private life, you actually risked your life to go for a morning run?" Second brother, it's not my brother who scares you, just your size, exercise moderately, and slowly increase the amount of exercise. There was a fat man like you in my hometown, and I didn't know what stimulation I was in, so I went to run 10,000 meters, but before I could run 3,000 meters, I foamed at the mouth on the spot and died suddenly. ”

Er Fat was even more angry: "You know that my life is in danger of overloading exercise, why didn't you confess earlier?" ”

Zhen Lang was also angry: "How do I know that you can even think of such a shameless way as a tail line and a morning run?" ”

"Boss, you are too insulting to the second master, our second master has a poisonous plan to give birth to a son without P eyes, what is the end of the morning run?" The stationmaster didn't know whether he was praising the second fat or losing the second fat, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became: "Boss, calculate the time, you have known Sister Xiaomi for a week." Let me make it clear today, have you done it? ”

"Nope!" Zhen Lang roared angrily and said the lines of the Supreme Treasure: "Now you should be satisfied." ”

"Boss, don't be so indignant, don't the brothers care about you?" In order to avoid another monkey stealing peaches in the melee, he began to reason with facts: "Seriously, boss, I really didn't expect you to hold the scene so much, and the rhythm is well grasped." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment: "What rhythm?" ”

Kinetic had a chance to express his experience: "The rule of three weeks, you should know, right?" This year, student couples generally go out on weekends on dates, holding hands and hugging in the first week, nibbling and touching in the second week, and in the third week, you know. ”

His words are not unreasonable. After all, it's 2030, and contemporary college students generally follow the [three-week rule] when dating. Among them, there are also some young men and women who are more unrestrained, and go straight to the daily rental house on the first date.

Zhen Lang didn't understand: "This has something to do with my rhythm?" ”

"Why is it okay?" Dynamic asked rhetorically and analyzed: "Look, from today onwards, you and Sister Xiaomi will also enter the second week." It's just the stage of gnawing and touching. You were too innocent this morning, you only kissed and didn't touch, I can see that I am anxious for you. Listen to me, in the future, when you two are alone, kiss while carrying some movements on your hands......"

Zhen Lang was stunned: "What if she gets angry?" ”

"Big brother, how naïve are you? Other girls are willing to kiss you at the north gate, are you still afraid that she will be angry? Dynamic showed a powerless expression, and Zhen Lang seemed to be a little tempted. Hit the railroad while it was hot: "At the beginning, she must have pretended to resist. At this time, you have to break through her defense sharply, first play two feints, step on a bicycle, show off the tail of an ox, or a Marseille rounddown, a Cruyff turn or something, dazzle her, and then touch her directly......"

Zhen Lang said he couldn't understand: "Kissing and stepping on a bicycle, showing off the tail of the cow." Isn't this a comic? ”

"Oh my god, boss. How innocent you are! The stationmaster couldn't stand it anymore, and glared at Zhen Lang with disdain: "Isn't the feint that the third child said a metaphor, you still have to hold your sister and pedal a bicycle?" Even an innocent virgin like me, who lacks actual combat experience, understands, in a word, you distract her. Touch it a few more times...... Then, as written in Xiao Huangwen, her delicate body was hot for a while, and her body felt inexplicably strange, and gradually half-pushed and half-pushed. ”

"The fourth master is really talented and intelligent, and he is a material that can be made." Erfat gave the webmaster a thumbs up. Then I couldn't help but say viciously: "However, you actually claim to be an innocent virgin, I can't pretend not to hear it." ”

"The fourth master is generally accurate." Dynamics stopped Er Fat's complaining and got to the point: "Boss, pickling girls is no different from dungeon reclamation, you spend a week getting familiar with all kinds of feints." When the senior sister enters the situation of 'the delicate body is hot for a while, and the body is inexplicably abnormal', you can consider opening a room! ”

Zhen Lang thought about it and said three words: "Pull the calf." ”

"I'll go, you're kind enough to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs!" The second fat was furious.

"That's it, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people!" The stationmaster was also furious.

"Brother, you're going to do something." Dynamic exclaimed and said in amazement: "Could it be that you really love each other?" ”

Zhen Lang didn't bother to pay attention to these three animals, but the slut of Er Fat took over the conversation: "Third master, how can you say this?" ”

Dynamic: "Didn't you see the boss and Sister Xiaomi kissing wildly for half an hour without panting?" ”

The stationmaster expressed disbelief: "What's this, I want to have that kind of goddess-level girl, it's no problem to gnaw for a long time!" ”

"So you are destined to be invincible in theory and zero in practice. You've watched too many American dramas, do you really think that every pair of dog men and women can kiss for so long? Dynamic ruthlessly despised the stationmaster and expressed his experience: "In my personal experience with seven girls, kissing is not so enjoyable, and many times I don't want to kiss anymore in less than five minutes." ”

Er Fat also expressed dissatisfaction: "I'm not even happy to kiss my mouth, so you still roll the sheets with them?" ”

"Dead fatty, you are more ignorant than the fourth master, kissing and rolling the sheets are two concepts at all. Don't you know that many young ladies who are big health care don't kiss their guests? Dynamic crushed everyone with his slightly rich experience, and came to a conclusion: "Most Westerners believe that the first kiss can determine whether the other party is the person they want to find." That kiss is the communication of the soul. I fully believe in this theory, when you encounter a kiss without feeling, take off your pants and go straight on, and kiss a wool! ”

The stationmaster seemed to be impressed, and asked: "Among your seven girls, have you ever encountered a kissing belt?" ”

"There is one, in the era when my brother was as pure as a white flower, there was once such a girl, I kissed her for ten minutes is not enough......" Dynamic said this, lit a cigarette, and the whole person became vicissitudes: "But her attitude towards me, just like I did to other girls later, I became impatient in five minutes......"

"Oh, I see." The second fat had an epiphany, and looked at Zhen Lang with envy: "Boss, according to the theory of the third master, not only do you kiss Sister Xiaomi for half an hour without panting, but Sister Xiaomi is also very drunk, I see her hooking your neck and not letting go." Look at this urine, you have that kind of soul-deep communication with her, and it has reached the level of the legendary [Soul and Flesh Combination], this is definitely true love! ”

· (To be continued.) )