Chapter 1300 What's more stinky than garlic?

In this world, there is nothing warmer than people's hearts, but the most vicious is also more vicious.

In a news program, a program host is smiling like a flower, she is very beautiful, and she is very well-dressed.

But people don't know that this woman once looked for Lin Yu in private, as for what to do with Lin Yu, then there is no need to go into detail, it is not a good thing anyway, but Lin Yu refused, so he hated.

She wanted revenge, but she had been suffering from no chance, but this time, the opportunity came.

"It's unwise, I think so. If you provoke the players of Deportivo La Coruna, they can have a flying tackle or elbow strike in the game, no matter how strong Lin Yu's body is, he also has weaknesses, if he is elbowed to the head and kicked in the neck, then he will not be able to play. ”

These words sound like they care about Lin Yu, but if you analyze it carefully, you will find that where is this concern, she is simply teaching Deportivo players how to do it, she reminded her very seriously, although Lin Yu is physically strong, but there are also weaknesses, so that Deportivo players do not have to be afraid.

After broadcasting this show, this woman called Lin Yu, she has great powers, and she can even get Lin Yu's work phone.

"Why are you again, didn't you say don't look for me again? I'm not that interested. Lin Yu said impatiently.

"It's okay, I'm not here for that, I just want to tell you that people like you, no matter how good they are, are useless. You won't be sycophants, you won't be hypocritical. So you're doomed to suffer, and I'll wait to see you cry. ”

"Neurotic!" Lin Yu was about to hang up the phone as he spoke.

"Don't worry. Let me give you a suggestion, promise what I said last time, and I can help you settle this turmoil. ”

"Brain-dead!" Lin Yu turned off his mobile phone directly, and then called his agent team, and it was his wife Qu Hong who answered the phone.

"Wife, who called me to the uneducated host?" Lin Yu asked.

"No one gave it...... Forget it, I'll look into this matter, don't be angry, I'm about to call you. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Aren't you afraid of their retaliation? I know you're strong. But I just watched that slut's show, and he's clearly inciting Deportivo to do something to you. As soon as a man encounters this kind of woman, he will be adrenaline secreted and lose his mind, I am really afraid of ......" Qu Hong worried.

"What are you afraid of, don't be afraid, so many things have come over, I, Lin Yu, haven't bowed my head to anyone, and this time it won't be the same. I'm not even afraid of someone stabbing me with a knife. Still afraid that they will foul? Except in front of you and my parents, when have you ever seen me confess? ”

"I know that it doesn't make sense, you should be careful yourself, I won't go over there to make trouble for you." Qu Hong actually wanted to go over and cheer for her husband. But she was a sane person, and his past would only make Lin Yu even more worried. Once you get distracted, you can't play this game properly.

"That's right. You should also pay attention to safety at home, the glass of our boss's house has been smashed. Lin Yu reminded.

"Don't worry. I have a flower love here, nothing will happen, you have to work hard, not only to play a good game, but also to come back safely, do you know the way? ”

"Well, I'll definitely listen to my wife!" Lin Yu nodded.

……

The conflict between Lin Yu and Deportivo was provoked inexplicably, and it must be due to the media, they are the best at doing this kind of thing.

Now, this game, which was not originally watched by the outside world, has become the focus of attention of fans all over the world, and that feeling has made Deportivo a little flattered, feeling as if he has suddenly become an opponent in the Champions League final.

Lin Yu wants to score five, to become a statement that surpasses all Spanish players, is extended, exaggerated by the media and then transformed without authorization, and after reaching the top, he becomes "I want to be the one who surpasses all European stars!" ”

Well, this time Lin Yu has become the enemy of Europe, with the inertial thinking of the foreign people, they will never allow a Chinese to occupy the highest throne in European football, they would rather be Brazilians or Argentines, because those people are their descendants after all, but the Chinese just can't.

Now the whole of Europe, and even the whole world, is talking about Lin Yu, some people compare him to Hitler in football, some people compare him to Genghis Khan in football circles, and some people compare him to Napoleon, who is each short.

They say that Deportivo La Coruna will be Lin Yu's Waterloo, where he will be completely ruined and his previous achievements will be in vain.

The media is now collectively high. It's tide, they scolded Lin Yu as terrifying as a demon, but they don't know how grateful they are to Lin Yu, if it weren't for Lin Yu, where would it be so exciting to report now.

Everyone knows that the gap between the strength of Real Madrid and Deportivo La Coruna is too big, as long as Real Madrid performs a little more normally, it will not be a problem to win the game, so the fans who pay attention to this game are originally only the fans of the two teams, and the fans of Barcelona who may win the championship, but now, the whole world is paying attention, just because of this one thing, the sales of newspapers will increase greatly every day, and the ratings are also climbing rapidly.

It feels like it's almost the same as the United States fighting Iraq and Ukraine breaking out into a civil war, and the attraction is so terrible.

Of course, they thanked Lin Yu in their hearts, but of course they wouldn't say that, they would continue to stand in the position of the majority of fans to denounce Lin Yu, and say that Lin Yu was worthless, and it was best to say it like a piece of.

Anyway, now the whole of Europe is scolding Lin Yu, just like the whole of Europe united against Hitler back then, if you don't keep up, you will be abandoned by the trend.

……

On the day Lin Yu and his teammates checked into the Hotel A CoruΓ±a, almost all the people were dispatched, shamelessly waving racist flags and signs, claiming that this was a free march.

What's wrong with us scolding you? What's wrong with us discriminating against you? We are democracies. Demonstrations are our freedom! Silly hat, you know? This is called freedom and democracy!

"you! Lin Yu! ”

This is the standard way to scold, and almost everyone has to scold. Some delicate teenage girls also shouted like this, I really don't know what to do after the road. Who's who?

There is also an even more vicious "Aha, I have nude photos of your girlfriend, don't you look at it, he is very cool to be by me!" ”

"Monkey of the barbarian country, you are not worthy to breathe the air of freedom and democracy! You are only qualified if you become our minions! ”

"If Real Madrid doesn't sell Lin Yu, then they don't deserve to be a Spanish team, they can get out of Spain."

Someone else led a dog and made a chrysanthemum explosion, and scolded: "See, Lin Yu, you only deserve to be like it." ”

And that looks very robust. The tall man who was more than two meters tall roared at Lin Yu: "Yellow-skinned monkey, there is a kind of come, I will smash your eggs, you fool!" ”

……

When Lin Yu heard these scoldings and saw those slogans, he was sneering in his heart, if you think that this can make me lose my mind, then you are very wrong.

It's still the same sentence, I want people to die. It's going to go crazy first.

The madness of these people has been recorded by countless cameras, and it will be broadcast by many TV stations, and it will not be his Lin Yu's people who will be lost at that time. It's the faces of these barbaric and vulgar Spaniards.

Don't you keep saying that we Chinese are barbaric and rude, you have taught us a good lesson, I don't know what those slaves who wish to kneel for Lord Yang will think when they see it.

Lin Yu thought of the expressions of those people. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, you're still smiling."

"Don't laugh at anything. This childish approach I did when I was seven or eight years old. But what's the point, in addition to wasting your own saliva and spit, it's just to make yourself look childish and ridiculous. Lin Yu said lightly.

"You're not angry?"

"Angry! Of course I'm angry, but I can't really get angry at this time, I have to make them crazy, the crazier they are, the more comfortable I will be when I slap my face, and it will be exciting to think about that feeling. ”

"You ...... guy"

For Lin Yu did not have a drastic behavior, the teammates relaxed a little, what they were most afraid of was that Lin Yu would fight with these people on the spot, then it would be out of control, there must be someone waiting for Lin Yu to do it, and then bite back, saying that Lin Yu beat people, this kind of thing is common, even their Spanish players have encountered it.

During the meal, there were still people scolding outside, and a bunch of reporters were blocked outside, wanting to interview Lin Yu.

Lin Yu finished eating, and then deliberately took two garlic and bit it in his mouth, and then walked out of Lu to be interviewed by reporters.

"Ha β€”β€”!" He took a breath first, and the smell of garlic suddenly made the reporters almost have the heart to cry, but they can't go, they have to insist, they want to hear Lin Yu's comments on the scolding of these fans today, and their boss is still waiting for the draft.

"Doesn't it smell like garlic?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.

The reporter covered his nose and nodded repeatedly.

Lin Yu smiled: "It's right to smell bad, but ah, no matter how bad the garlic smell is, it doesn't smell like the mouths of those Deportivo fans, don't you say?" ”

When he asked, he stopped the reporters from asking, and the answer was no, no, no, no.

If the answer is yes, it will offend the fans of Deportivo La Coruna, which is equivalent to speaking for Lin Yu, but if the answer is no, it will be equivalent to admitting that those dirty words are not problematic and legitimate, which is even more problematic, as reporters, they dare not say so, so they all become dumb.

"Oh? I can't speak. Then why did you come to interview me? Lin Yu smiled, and the garlic flavor in his mouth became stronger.

"We!" A reporter was just about to speak, but was blocked back by Lin Yu.

"You don't even dare to answer my questions, then interview a fart, a bunch of cowards, get out of here, if you disturb us here again, I'll call the security guards." Lin Yu sighed again, and then Ha Lu Ha Da Lu returned to the hotel with a smile.

……

Shame, this is absolutely unbearable.

The journalists were outraged, and the consequences were severe.

So they processed Lin Yu's words and reported them again.

"Lin Yu said that the mouths of Deportivo fans are more stinky than garlic!"

Well, hearing such reports, the fans of Deportivo were about to explode their lungs, and they roared and did not go home until the evening.

When I got home, my throat hurt like a needle.

Then they couldn't sleep at night, thinking about it, it was all tomorrow's game, and they were thinking about how to insult Lin Yu in the game tomorrow, how to target Lin Yu, and how to deal with that hateful Chinese guy.

They thought of what Lin Yu had said these days, and their brains were even hotter, and as a result, most people couldn't sleep well all night, and by the next day, not only did they have a headache, but they all turned into panda eyes, and the cigarette pouch was as big as an oil pot.

But on the other hand, Lin Yu let out a bad breath, and then slept quietly all night, waiting for the next day to clean up the gang.

He hasn't experienced this kind of thing twice, he has already practiced it, he can sleep if he wants, there is no problem at all, if he really can't sleep, he can also ask Xiao Shui Di to help, the baby in Xiao Shui Di is much better than sleeping pills, and there are no side effects.

Deportivo fans cursed him for sleeping at night and having nightmares, but he went to bed at night and dreamed of his anger at La Coruna, and he woke up in the morning with a smile on his face. (To be continued......)