Chapter 279: I Have a Unique Little Game Technique
"So many people recruit prostitutes together...... How spectacular. ”
Yi Chengcheng, who was so emotional, walked through the crowd, and under the gaze of many players, he generously went to the private room on the second floor.
All right...... If you want to say that you can listen to music, eat, sleep, and even find a few NPC girls to serve you in a bath when you are lonely, it is a pity that its most critical function as a high-end entertainment and leisure place, that is, the legendary "Great Sword", has been castrated by the system on the grounds of purifying the social atmosphere and maintaining the network environment, thus becoming such a "can do anything, but can't do the right thing" place.
Of course, whether you can do this is actually secondary, anyway, for the vast majority of players, even if you can just watch, it is good to rely on imagination to go offline later, but the mosaic of all evil ruins all this - anyway, the devil knows how those holy lights, shadows, and never-falling tulles ignore the wave-particle duality of light, gravity, quantum mechanics and other unreliable theories to exist.
Fortunately, Yi Cheng doesn't have to be the same as "the vast majority of people who play (prostitute) family (guest)", in the crowded hall on the first floor of the hall with a sign of the leader of the martial arts alliance to show up, anyway, he and Lord Wei can be regarded as having a class friendship, as the saying goes, two of the four major irons account for three shares, and the only one missing is because he helped Xiaobao kill Zheng Keshuang easily, and as a result, he was blackened by Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, and then there is no possibility of classmates.
Putting these aside, Yi Cheng, who went up to the second floor, was naturally led into a box by NPCs, and the box had a window in the direction of the lobby, and Yi Cheng opened it, just in time to see a bear child wearing a tiger skin coat and a tiger skin hat hanging high on the beam, talking with a hippie smile -
"As the saying goes, if you don't see Chen Jinnan in your life, it is in vain to call yourself a hero, this Chen Jinnan is the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, he is eight feet tall, and his waist circumference is also eight feet......
"Poof!"
Yi Cheng, who had just picked up the tea and took a sip, sprayed it on the spot - this bear child didn't learn anything else. He learned his father's mouth thoroughly.
"Your grandfather, how can you have the heart to come to see you and me today?"
Yi Cheng laughed, the door behind him opened, and a big grinning voice came. Then Yi Cheng saw a tyrant boss wearing gold and silver, with a white beard, sitting on a chair beside him, picking up the cup of tea he had just drunk and pouring it into his mouth.
"I'm coming to see you, not your wife, what are you afraid of."
Yi Cheng laughed. He turned his head and looked out the window at the bear child hanging from the beam.
"Your tiger head looks like you, and your temperament is also similar, but I don't know if I can find more wives than him in the future."
"Your grandfather's, of course Lao Tzu's son is like Lao Tzu, as for pleasing his wife...... Don't wait for Lao Tzu's sons to have three wives and four concubines, it's better for you to be an elder or be alone. ”
Speaking of which, I saw that the broad boss, who had the temperament of an upstart all over his body, suddenly clapped his hands.
"Good brother, be angry! Lao Tzu's daughter will grow up in a few years, why don't you and my brother kiss each other, and Lao Tzu's daughter will marry you? ”
"......"
Rao is Yi Cheng, no matter how nervous he is. When I heard this, I was still excited.
"Don't mind Xiaobao, if your wife knew that you said this, maybe she would have killed me......"
Yes, the one who is arguing with Yi Cheng now is Wei Xiaobao, the target of his trip.
As for the one who told the story outside, it was Wei Xiaobao's son Wei Hutou, who is now grown up, and he is as clever and eccentric as his father when he was a child, but the other son, Wei Tonghammer, is much more well-behaved. At this time, he was probably playing with his sister Wei Shuangshuang in the back garden.
On the same day in Yangzhou Lichun Courtyard, Wei Xiaobao slept together, and the heroic posture of the seven female guns at night did not fall, Yi Cheng was fashionable and vivid. Now that I think of those youthful years, it's really ...... Ahem...... You can't go into too much detail about this, you know.
"I'm coming to you this time because I have something to ask you......"
"Wait, no nonsense, your grandfather's play two first!"
As he spoke, he saw that the rooster bowl and ivory dice were already in place, and Yi Cheng smiled bitterly. Knowing this ** is inevitable.
To say that among these small games in the group of heroes, what he is most afraid of is not another, that is, the "rolling dice to guess the size" in front of him, especially when the game object is Wei Xiaobao, a gambling person, he loses more and wins less, and often can only rely on luck to barely pass.
However, as I said before, his sanctimonious character seems to have bad luck now, and now it is the same, after seven leopard kills in a row, Wei Xiaobao finally put away the dice with a scolding.
"Your grandfather's, go back to the word today, don't gamble, don't gamble, say, what do you have to do with Lao Tzu."
"That's right, I'm going to go to the Rakshasa Kingdom ...... recently"
Yi Cheng explained to Wei Xiaobao about his plan to go abroad to Rakshasa in general, in order to ask him if there was a shortcut or easy way to go to Rakshasa .
"If you want to go to the Rakshasa country, Lao Tzu only walked one road back then, and with Lao Tzu's luck, this road is the best one to take."
"Which one?"
"It's the one in Luding Mountain, but back then, Lao Tzu buried a fake treasure there, which made Xiao Xuanzi blow up half of the mountain, and now it's not certain whether he can get through."
“…… I know. ”
Now that he got a slightly more reliable news, Yi Cheng didn't stop too much and got up to leave.
But before he could walk out of the door, he heard Wei Xiaobao shouting behind him.
"Your grandfather's, this is leaving?"
"Huh?"
Yi Cheng turned around, and saw Wei Xiaobao summoning people to come in and spread out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
"Wait for Lao Tzu to write you a letter, and you will bring Sophia, the regent of the Rakshasa Kingdom...... Your grandfather's and Lao Tzu's wives are now all fine-skinned and tender-skinned, but they miss the hairy Yanma a little. ”
Sweat......
Yi Cheng, who can still sprout for the foreign stove, but does not dare to compliment foreign Yanmars, has no choice but to perfunctory promise a few words at the moment, and Wei Xiaobao, who doesn't know half of the big characters, danced on the paper for a while, dried the ink, folded the letter and sealed it with fire paint, and then handed it to Yi Cheng.
"By the way, you remember, the foreign guns and cannons of the Rakshasa Kingdom are very tight, even if they are light, you have to be careful."
"Huh?"
Yi Cheng heard this clearly-this is equivalent to a hint given by the system, and it can be regarded as a disguised explanation of the "specialty" of the Rakshasa Kingdom, but Yi Cheng was a little incomprehensible for a while.
If you want to talk about foreign guns, Yan Chixia has used them before, and he also got them from Wei Xiaobao that day, and used them to deal with Yi Cheng, but the foreign guns are powerful, but there are also a lot of restrictions, and if you want to say that it is a threat to players, it will stop there.
But now listening to Wei Xiaobao's words, although Yi Cheng didn't know why, he could be regarded as taking it to heart, chatting with him for a few more words, and then planning to leave.
"Good brother, be righteous, next time you come to Lixia Courtyard, Lao Tzu will leave a few good goods for you, and then your grandfather's two brothers will have another competition!"
“……”
In Wei Xiaobao's arrogant words, Yi Cheng rushed out of the door and fled.
Something like a mini-game...... After all, playing too much will hurt your body and teeth! …… (To be continued.) )