"Little cub, what have you been up to lately?"

The uncle's opening remarks were full of murderous spirit, and the four animals in the dormitory were all chrysanthemums.

Zhen Lang didn't react, what kind of trouble did the uncle come from N City to the provincial capital Normal University?

Although the other three animals were shocked, they still had a spectrum in their hearts, anyway, the uncle would kill Zhen Lang at most, and he would not beat them.

With the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, the three animals made eye contact.

The second fat first conveyed a look, which means: What is the situation?

The stationmaster immediately responded with a look, which meant: Could it be that the boss did something to seduce his cousin?

Dynamic pouted his ass, which means: Fart, the boss doesn't have a cousin at all.

The stationmaster also pouted his buttocks, and the meaning was completely different: That's even more evil, could it be that the boss Ju exploded his cousin?

Er Fat once again conveyed a complicated look, which means: Your sister, is the boss that kind of person?

"Uncle, you sit down first." Zhen Lang immediately stood up and vacated a chair to ask his uncle to sit down.

"Don't sit down!" The uncle was furious, and said with a slashed head and face: "Tell me honestly, have you learned to get out of the way?" I read in the news that a new type of drug has been popular in colleges and universities recently, and many students are partying like those college students in Europe and the United States. There are also students who specialize in selling this kind of drug, and the money comes quickly, so you didn't do this kind of business, did you? ”

Zhen Lang's face turned into a chrysanthemum: "Uncle, where is this, you have a bit of a rhythm of divine unfolding, right?" ”

The uncle became more and more angry: "Don't be poor with me, you can deceive the old lady, and you can deceive me?" In the past, you just made a small fuss and deceived the old lady, but I won't be polite to you on big things! ”

Zhen Lang was also angry: "What kind of crime did I commit that lost my conscience, can you say it clearly?" ”

Uncle: "I'm giving you a chance to confess now." If you don't, don't blame me for using strong tactics. Look at you, I haven't seen you in a few weeks, you're dressed up in bells and whistles, what do you look like? ”

Zhen Lang is about to collapse, from childhood to adulthood. Every time, the brother-in-law used this to interrogate him.

In the past, he was a thief with a weak heart, and he couldn't stand the fooling, so he confessed accidentally.

It's different now, he's an adult after all: "Uncle, in a few months, I'll be of legal age for marriage, you don't have to use this trick to deal with me, right?" ”

The uncle was even more angry: "What do you mean? You've grown up, your wings have hardened, and you can do whatever you want, right? Tell you. You haven't graduated for a day, I'm still your legal guardian, and I'm in charge of your affairs! ”

"Uncle, don't be impulsive, you have something to say." Seeing that the uncle and nephew were about to make the rhythm of a martial arts movie, Dynamic came over and persuaded: "Uncle, what the hell is going on." Dadang ...... Zhen Lang has been doing very well recently, and he hasn't done anything bad. ”

"You young men. Will definitely help him speak, don't try to lie to me. The uncle's sense of passivity was interrupted, and he was not so murderous, and looked directly at Zhen Lang and said: "Yesterday afternoon, someone came to the house to install the three generations of Tianlun. I know that you have been filial to your grandmother since you were a child, but you have to keep your duty to honor the elderly. You tell me honestly. Where did you get those tens of thousands of dollars? ”

"That's what you say?" Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief, "Didn't I tell my grandmother, I earned it in the game." ”

When the brother-in-law heard this, he became angry: "You will coax your grandmother with this kind of nonsense, how many times have I told you." When your mom leaves, leave behind an insurance sum that will be enough for you to finish college. No matter how much you care about your family's financial situation, you can't do those shady things, right? You look at me and say, are you out there hanging out with those people who don't know what's going on? ”

Zhen Lang was also angry: "Uncle, it turns out that you didn't believe me at all, you and your aunt have the same idea." In your hearts, if there is a father, there must be a son, right, and I am destined to be a bad seed like the bastard who abandoned my mother? ”

As soon as these words came out, the three animals in the dormitory jumped.

They didn't know anything about Zhen Lang's parents, and this was the first time they had heard about the biological father of the big boss.

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and his temper also flares up: "Are you still wronged?" Lao Tzu is not for your good, he will not even go to work, and specially ask for leave to take the train to find you? Do you have a conscience when you speak, you? ”

"You've finally told the truth, I'm a dog, you should have sold me to human traffickers in the first place!"

Zhen Lang's eyes were as red as blood, and after saying this, he rushed out of the bedroom.

His sprint-like amusement was so fast that no one could stop him.

"Boss, wait for me!"

As soon as the stationmaster and Dynamic saw that something was wrong, they immediately rushed out.

It was useless for the second fat body to rush out, he grabbed the uncle who was so angry that he was about to go crazy, and he didn't care if everyone was familiar with it or not, so he said: "Uncle, don't go to add to the blockage, we are 300 meters and 11 seconds, and we can catch up with the boss." Listen to me, you really misunderstood the boss this time. ”

The uncle was angry: "What boss, you guys are still gangs?" ”

"No, he's just the oldest in our dorm." The second fat head was full of black lines, handed over a bottle of mineral water, and said with a shy face: "Uncle, I know why the boss is so hot-blooded, it turns out that you are also so hot-blooded, he must have been influenced by you for many years...... You drink saliva first, listen to me slowly, I have proof. ”

The uncle poured half a bottle of water at once, but he still didn't deflate: "What evidence?" Take it out and show it to me. ”

The second fat said weakly: "Let me ask first, if the boss's money is earned in the game, can you accept it?" ”

The uncle said angrily: "I never stipulate what he must do, as long as he doesn't break the law, I don't care how he earns it." Little fat man, do you think I look like such an unreasonable person? ”

I haven't seen you reason! Er Fat thought so in his heart, he couldn't say that in his mouth, he pointed to the picture of Zhen Lang not quitting the game, and began to list the evidence: "Uncle, I don't know if you played the game when you were young, anyway, you remember the name on the computer." You see, this game character is played by our boss. ”

The uncle was amused by the dead fat man: "Young man, don't think that uncle doesn't understand anything. In 2007, exactly twenty-three years ago, I was also a high-end double egg thief in Yamaguchi Mountain, and you can't imagine that kind of high-end. ”

"It turns out that your family is still an old thief for two generations. No wonder the Boss played Thieves for seven years before. Er Fat looked suddenly enlightened, and said with a smile: "Uncle, since you are so high-end, then it will be very convenient for us to communicate." First of all, can you confirm that this is the boss's account? ”

Uncle: "Definitely, this is his bunk and his computer." I still recognize it. ”

Erfat: "That's good, I'll show you more exciting." ”

Speaking of this, Er Fat clicked the mouse, entered the auction house, and then said, "Uncle, cash auction house, do you know?" ”

The uncle nodded: "I've heard of it." ”

"Sure enough, it's high-end, then there will be no obstacles to our communication at all." Two fat sycophants, click on the cash auction house. Pointing to a weapon, he said, "Uncle, did you see the numbers on it?" ”

"See, 128633......" Speaking of this, the uncle suddenly glared: "There is a RMB symbol behind this number, this is more than 128,000, and now a level 15 weapon in the game is so valuable?" ”

Er Fat: "Uncle, this is not an ordinary level 15 weapon. This is a legendary one-handed sword, and there is only this one in the whole server. ”

Uncle: "Even if this weapon is valuable." What does it have to do with our family Zhen Lang? ”

The second fat was about to cry: "Uncle, didn't you see the consignor written here, is it your nephew's ID?" ”

The uncle looked at it and became more and more high-end: "The ID is very similar, but don't think I don't understand." In the past, when I was playing games, some people deliberately added spaces or symbols to their names. It looks pretty much the same, but it's actually two people entirely. That rabbit cub didn't expect me to come to check on him, and deliberately built an ID similar to the owner of this sword to shake me, right? ”

"Uncle, you are so high-end that I can't imagine it, you even know this kind of deception in the game world." The second fat wants to cry without tears. He clicked into the auction house's "My Auction" list again and said, "Uncle, this time you can see clearly, this is the boss's auction list." See, this sword is the one he hung on. ”

The uncle began to be shocked: "He really has this kind of hundreds of thousands of things?" ”

The second fat said weakly: "Uncle, you are not high-end this time." You see, this weapon is in auction status, and there are more than forty hours left. Twelve or eight thousand is just the current price, and many local tyrants have not yet begun to exert their strength. In two days, it may be auctioned for 200,000, or 300,000......"

The uncle gasped: "You wait, let me slow down first." ”

"Okay, then we won't look at the auction house, you can take a look at this first." Erfat withdrew from the auction house, pointed to the attribute panel of the idol brother in the game, and said, "Have you seen his server and character level clearly?" ”

Uncle Mu Ran nodded: "See, Telecom 2 Nirvana Rebirth, level 17." ”

"Very well, our communication will be more pleasant below." Erfat knows how to be reasonable with facts, directly switches out of the game, opens the magic official website, enters the official website area, points to a page and says: "Uncle, this is the level ranking of our server on the official website, you see, there is only one person at level 17 in the whole server, do you still think he is an impostor?" ”

The uncle didn't speak, obviously acquiescing.

"Uncle, I originally wanted to show you his Tenpay transaction records, but the boss's Tenpay is bound to his mobile phone, and I can't get in without verifying the text message. But it doesn't matter, I'll show you something else, I believe that a high-end hardcore player like you will have a number in his heart after reading it. Er Fat said, and opened the hot post on the official website about the interview with President Dabaojian.

The uncle sat in front of Zhen Lang's computer and carefully read the post that made the Glory Guild on TV.

"This kid, what kind of idol brother is he and a deputy to the National People's Congress?" The uncle was very embarrassed after reading it, and sighed: "Why do you say that young people are so impulsive now, why didn't he explain it to me earlier?" ”

The second fat almost fell: "Didn't he say it as soon as you came in, but you didn't believe it!" ”

"It seems to be the same...... Forget it, I'll give him a call...... Day, this little cub is off! The uncle really couldn't keep pretending to be a Sven, so he burst into a foul mouth and said worriedly: "Can your two classmates catch up?" Zhen Lang is a very stubborn kid, he used to be very rebellious in primary and secondary schools, and no one could stop him when he went crazy, he wouldn't think about it, right? ”

Erpang struck a sudden moment in his heart, and said stubbornly: "With my understanding of the boss, he is relatively easy to be hot-blooded, but he shouldn't do stupid things, so don't worry." In fact, the boss is very open-minded, not the kind of person who pretends to be depressed all day long, and when he is angry, he will be fine. ”

As soon as he said this, Dynamic and the stationmaster came back with a disgraced face.

The uncle stood up awkwardly and said nervously, "What about others?" Have you lost it? He's not in trouble, is he? ”

"Uncle, don't worry, listen to me." Dynamic ran out of breath and said: "Fortunately, the fourth child was witty and called Sister Xiaomi, and Sister Xiaomi stopped the boss halfway." ”

The uncle was even more nervous: "Sister Xiaomi? It's a girl, can she stop Zhen Lang as a girl? ”

The stationmaster said weakly: "Uncle, don't worry." If Sister Xiaomi can't persuade him, we don't want to persuade him. ”

Uncle: "Sister Mi you are talking about, is Zhen Lang's girlfriend?" ”

Dynamic laughed twice: "This...... We can't say for sure, but they have a very good relationship anyway. ”

"Uncle, good news, Sister Xiaomi just sent me a WeChat message, she and the boss went to Xiaonanshan." The stationmaster suddenly became excited and said, "It doesn't seem to be a big problem, last time the boss and Sister Xiaomi came back from climbing Xiaonan Mountain, and they were in a good mood." It's the same this time, you don't have to worry about it. Uncle, you came all the way and haven't finished eating, have you? Let's go, I'll ask you to rub it off. ”

"I don't need to eat, I'll rush back in the afternoon." After the brother-in-law's anger subsided, the person also calmed down, and sighed: "I was also dizzy with anger just now, and I said two angry words...... I said that I am not afraid of you young people's jokes, uncle, I was nagged by the loser mother-in-law at home last night, as if my nephew seemed to be the number one drug lord in the provincial capital, which made me dizzy...... Alas, that kid was hurt by my words today, and it is estimated that he will not answer my phone for a few weeks. ”

Er Fat expressed his understanding: "Uncle, the boss has said several times before that the best people in the world for him are his grandmother and uncle. In fact, we can also see that you really care about your nephew. As the saying goes, care is chaotic, and it is understandable to say a few angry words in a hurry. However, the two of you have the same personality, and the way of communication is a little stimulating, and if you can't talk about it, you will immediately turn your face. I hope you can calm down and sit down calmly in the future, there is nothing that you can't talk about. ”

"Kid, you're right, I just can't change my bad temper." The uncle examined himself and looked at the second fat man with a blank eye: "Little fat man, you are righteous, and my uncle is optimistic about you." In this way, you can leave me a phone number. When Zhen Lang comes back, don't let him find out, and call me quietly, okay? ”

For the first time in his 10,000-year-old life, the second fat person got this kind of evaluation of "righteousness", and the whole person was about to fly, and he became righteous in an instant: "No problem, uncle, this matter is on me." ”

"You must call your uncle, and tell me about his situation when the time comes!"

· (To be continued.) )