Chapter 112: The King of the River
"He? Okay, no, if you don't know how to play, forget it, save your teammates from making everyone unhappy. ”
The corners of Tsui Hark's mouth rose, revealing a look of contempt, and said: "The game of League of Legends is not something you can play if you want to, instead of giving away people's heads without brains, it is better to hang up, and you don't need people to make up the numbers." ”
The other students also nodded their heads again and again, thinking that it made sense.
"Brother, if you're bored, go downstairs and dance." In order to get support, Xu Hark simply started to drive people away, and smiled at Sun Hao.
Before Sun Hao could speak, Lin Weiwei was dissatisfied: "Play a game, everyone is happy, don't worry about winning or losing." ”
Xiao Lian saw that Lin Weiwei's attitude was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Kewei is afraid that your friend will lose face if he loses, why do you need to go if you know that it can't work?" ”
"Just having fun, I don't mind."
No matter what they said, Lin Weiwei was very insistent and asked to be on the same team with Sun Hao, so she resolutely gave up Tsui Hark to find a seat again and pulled Sun Hao to sit together.
"Look, Weiwei is still looking at her boyfriend, for fear of snubbing him."
"It's just, even if you can't play, you can still pull it up, it's really the magic of love."
The people next to him were talking, which made Tsui Kewei's face so gloomy that he was about to drip water, originally he and Lin Weiwei were having a good time on the road, but this kid had to come in and intervene, why did he not know each other so much?
"Hmph, no self-knowledge at all!" He gritted his teeth and decided to kill this kid so that he couldn't hold his head up, so that he would never dare to touch the game League of Legends again.
Re-divided, Lin Weiwei and Sun Hao went down the road, and the rest of the team all smiled wryly, and one of them said with a small flat head: "It's over, can we hold on to this game for 20 minutes?" ”
"Don't worry, you can do it." Lin Weiwei looked confident.
Xiao Pingtou sighed, only hoping that Tsui Hark could give Lin Weiwei a little face and not abuse her too badly, otherwise they would also suffer.
Sun Hao tilted his head, listlessly opened the League of Legends client, and whispered: "You dug this pit deep enough." ”
Lin Weiwei smiled and said, "Who let them hit the muzzle, hey, you have to fight hard, don't embarrass me." ”
"I'm wondering if I should put some water."
"Then how can it be done, Tsui Kewei is also very powerful, okay?" Lin Weiwei glared at him and found that this guy was yawning, so she pouted and said, "Is it so boring to play with me?" You can be so happy with Bai Xueqin from your e-sports department. ”
"So what's the same?"
"How is it different, am I worse than her? I don't care, I'll play ADC in this game, you choose an auxiliary to protect me, and the head must be given to me, and you are not allowed to steal my limelight. ”
Sun Hao was directly speechless, I'll go, how can I stand up to such a wayward lord, is this considered coquettish? Could it be that Lin Weiwei also ate the vinegar of Baixueqin?
"Hey, I said you wouldn't fall in love with me, would you?" Sun Hao looked at her in surprise and said, "Although I am indeed handsome and chic, and I am mighty, I am also a righteous gentleman who does not sit still, and it is not so easy to be tempted." ”
Lin Weiwei sneered, put her slender jade hand on Sun Hao's thigh, and said, "Isn't it messy?" Otherwise, I'll really sit on it, and see if you mess up. ”
"Oh yes, ...... with some force"
Sun Hao suddenly screamed obscenely, which made Lin Weiwei embarrassed, and hurriedly withdrew her hand. This damn thing, it's a decent gentleman, it's almost the same to deceive a three-year-old child! However, she also secretly rejoiced that this person should not be able to withstand the temptation, and must be easy to conquer.
Originally, all men in the world are the same, a beautiful and lovely girl like her, which man is not impressed?
After Sun Hao boarded up, his teammates were very curious about what rank it was, and they were surprised when they saw that it was actually platinum.
"Didn't you say you can't play, why is your rank so high?"
"Liar, deceive our feelings."
Sun Hao's "What about the hanging" account has indeed reached platinum, which has calmed down a group of teammates and made them have more confidence in this game.
But at this time, Xu Kewei suddenly said disdainfully: "I don't know whose account he borrowed, what are you happy about?" Besides, even if it's his, maybe it's a booster to play, and he says that if he can't play, he will definitely not play. ”
Sun Hao rolled his eyes and said, "When did I say I wouldn't play?" ”
From beginning to end, Sun Hao never said such a thing, but Xu Kewei was just taking it for granted, and it was actually taken as an established fact, and this disease was cured.
"Don't slap your swollen face and become fat, you can't fool around in this game of League of Legends, you know? Whether you can play or not, you will know if you have a fight. Tsui Kewei pouted.
Sun Hao didn't bother to talk to him, and it was useless to say it when he encountered such a fool.
Entering the game, Sun Hao first took a look at the list of heroes, there are not many heroes on his account, and there are only a few auxiliary heroes, none of which are more protective, so it's better to buy one. But suddenly I found that the list page has become different from before, and the version has been updated!
League of Legends will update the version every once in a while, and major updates may change some heroes' skill traits or equipment functions, etc., and each hero will continue to be strengthened or weakened. This is understandable, but some people have worked hard to train a natal hero, and as a result, they were slashed, which is a catastrophe for them, so every time there is a big update, there will always be people scolding on the Internet.
Sun Hao has had some understanding and changed a lot of things in this version, but the most striking thing is the emergence of a new hero, Tam, the king of the river, who some people call catfish.
"Hey, can I buy the new hero?" Sun Hao blinked his eyes and clicked on this hero to take a look.
There is only one word to describe when I see the avatar: ugly!
This big toad was simply extremely ugly, with a large mouth, a flat head, and a top hat to pretend to be a gentleman, and it looked only disgusting. But it doesn't matter, Sun Hao mainly looks at the introduction of skills.
After a cursory glance, I found that this hero should be suitable for the list, as for whether it can be assisted, I have to try it to know, after all, Sun Hao can't understand what w skills mean.
Hearing that Sun Hao was going to try a new hero, the classmates were excited, and some spectators gathered behind him, urging him to buy it quickly, so as to see if this big toad was fun. Sun Hao also lived up to expectations, and started decisively, so he used it to assist.
The king of the river, the catfish, appears.
"Damn, which fool designed this, it's completely unworthy of Lao Tzu's image."
I saw that the catfish in the picture was obese, with short limbs, a big head, and walked as if he had polio. In addition, the action is disgusting enough, opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue to provoke, and the tongue is still dripping with saliva that makes people want to vomit, which makes Sun Hao feel a little upsurge in everything he ate just now.
Speaking of fat, the barrel is also fat, but people at least look a little imposing, and this thing in front of you has the momentum of a fart? Even Lin Weiwei showed a look of disgust, feeling that Sun Hao was deliberately disgusting her, because this fat guy who was uncomfortable no matter how she looked was actually her assistant.
"Ugly is ugly, it looks awesome." Sun Hao manipulated this fat commodity to show off at the spring, and he was very satisfied.
Awesome? Where do you see that? Lin Weiwei was speechless. Forget it, this guy's skills are good anyway, even if it's a new hero who just got it, he should be able to adapt quickly.
Sun Hao was on the purple side, and the catfish pretended to go out, swaggering with Lin Weiwei's revenge spear to the blue buff into the river, and then went directly to squat in the triangle grass.
Generally, the first-level regiment fights in the middle of the river, but Sun Hao doesn't know this hero and doesn't know how to fight, so he just waits here for the rabbit. Anyway, the other party will go to the red buff when they go around in the middle lane, and eighty percent will go online this way, and the passers-by will not engage in any routines.
Sure enough, I didn't wait too long to see Hammer Stone carrying an iron hook, and the fart came, Lin Weiwei's heart was overjoyed, and the moment Hammer Stone entered the grass, she immediately began to stand and masturbate.
And Sun Hao's catfish level 1 learned the Q skill giant tongue whipping, and he threw it out directly. The attack doesn't look very strong, but it has a slow effect, which is enough.
"Damn, I'm pretty good at playing!"
Hammerstone was shocked, there were actually people in the grass, and it was such a large tonnage, who said that this platinum guy couldn't play? At that moment, he was so frightened that he fled in fright, but fortunately, Xiao Huangmao and the prince were followed behind, and there should be no danger.
In fact, Sun Hao felt that he could replace the hammer stone and get a blood, but Lin Weiwei said that she would give her the head, but her revenge spear didn't keep up, so Sun Hao still gave up. Although he didn't kill anyone, he made a flash, and this wave is not a loss.
went home and went online, Lin Weiwei's spear of revenge began to replenish the troops, but Sun Hao was drunk after only making up one, because she made up one of the whole wave of soldiers.
"Well, you're pretty sharp."
"Just make it up." Lin Weiwei said embarrassedly.
"Okay, but you don't even jump when you play the Spear of Vengeance?"
"That's too much trouble."
“……”
Sun Hao directly covered his eyes, don't you move to play a fart revenge spear? Forget it, be calm, take the girl to definitely maintain a calm and unhurried bearing, otherwise you will be angry and sick, this is just a game.
Lin Weiwei replenished the troops, and Sun Hao was also helping on the side, and at the same time trying the skills of new heroes, and had a lot of fun. Although he didn't grab the second level and was suppressed, Sun Hao learned the W skill at the second level and operated it, and probably understood what was going on.
It's a very awesome skill, and it seems to be a good match with the spear of revenge, but it's a pity that Lin Weiwei can't play it at all, and even if she can match it, she can't match it.
Swallowed a small soldier, the catfish burped with satisfaction, and then sprayed it at the yellow hair in front, only to see a bang, the little yellow hair's blood volume fell off a bit, the damage was considerable, and aoe.
But what does an enemy devouring hero look like? If you can swallow the hammer stone and spit out the little yellow hair, it should feel very good, Sun Hao fantasized beautifully.
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