Chapter 9: The 'Problems' of Life

"Call me Miss Li......"

Although Li Jian felt very unhappy with the word miss, it was a custom for Americans to come to this world alone, and in order to better complete the task, they had to follow the local customs......

You can't look at that system translator all day long, swiping Li Cheap in the interface, Li Cheap's, right......

It's better to be called a young lady!

"Get on the horse, there's a safe place not far ahead, where we can have a meal and rest for the night."

"That...... Can I sit sideways on top of a horse? I'm here...... It's a little inconvenient here...... "Li Jian felt that he could really find a crack to get into at this time, and he hadn't grown so big, because of this kind of 'problem' when he made a request!"

"Well, of course, you can hurry up when the time comes, and we'll just ride slowly."

I have to say,This father and son still take better care of this 'witch',It seems that the witch is not a feared profession in this world.,I don't know what kind of impression the witch has been arranged by the unreliable guy of the main god to the natives of this world?

Well, sure enough, the friendship formed by fighting together is reliable.

Li Jian just thought of it, but as everyone knows, now her body makes the plot character's favorability towards her easily break through the passing line, in terms of the data in the game, the charm value is too high, and you can perfectly get the favor of the plot character!

Obviously, Li Jian doesn't have an accurate positioning of her charm value, maybe her positioning, her current appearance is just the object of her former obscenity.

Now I can't even arouse my interest in obscenity......

Li Jian has already tried, although his body is extremely beautiful, and the voice is indeed lethal to men, but Li Jian's data is based on his experience as a man, and for his current self, he really doesn't feel like he is attracted to him.

Li Jian is not a narcissist......

However, when I 'touch' some special places, I always feel weird, is that good news?

Well, Li Jian sealed those memories, and the male self-esteem made her unable to bear this *** shame!

When Li Jian and his party set off again, Li Jian sat sideways on the horse, tightly grasping the body of the man in front of him......

When it was dark, Li Jian understood that the so-called safe place was really just safety......

The town in my impression, the bed or something, I can't even see a shadow, and it seems that I can only sleep in this 'safe' place tonight.

However, Li Jian, who experienced this kind of 'picnic' for the first time, still felt very novel, but after eating some American 'special food', Li Jian felt that his whole person had become bad......

Not only is it very uncomfortable psychologically, but even the body has given a very faithful response.

"That...... I'm a little sick to my stomach, so I'll go first. ”

Li Jian clutched his wringing belly, feeling that he must be 'unaccustomed to the soil and water', and he was not suitable for the unique food of those Americans......

The faltering Li Jian really came to the convenience this time, as soon as he took off his pants and lifted them up, he wore less clothes, and it was a lot more convenient in this regard.

After a burst of hearty venting, Li Jian finally felt better, and then she found a very serious problem!

"Damn, I forgot to bring paper!!"

Although I am very reluctant to let the father and son see their current selves, they can't really go back without wiping their little butts......

After several minutes of ideological struggle, Li Jian finally compromised.

"Uncle Benjamin, do you have any papers?" A super high-pitched female voice came out of the woods, making the father and son who were setting up their tents stunned for a moment.

Toilet paper???

Then, the two fathers and sons smiled on their faces, and they admired this witch lady tightly......

"I've got leaves and hides here, and I've run out of paper!"

Foliage...... Skins......

Li Jian glanced at his delicate chrysanthemums, and then at the pine needles on the surrounding trees, the chrysanthemums tightened, and the expression on his face became very exciting.

"Damn, is this wiping your ass or bursting chrysanthemum!!?"

"You wait a minute, and then come back later!" Li Jian hurriedly stopped the middle-aged uncle who was going to come over to offer 'love'......

Calm down, you must be calm, this kind of question should be asked to the Lord God......

Is the Lord God in charge of this in general?

Li Jian, who had already been holding back his stomach for a long time, called the name of the main god in his heart.

"Ding, the chosen one calls the manual service, the balance of the phone bill is sufficient, and it has been established."

Hearing such a modern system prompt, three black lines suddenly appeared on Li Jian's head......

"Lucky Chosen One, isn't the system I built for you earthlings very convenient and concise, say, what's your problem?"

This Lord God is so self-conscious, right?

Of course, solving your current dilemma is the key!

"Can I exchange some supplies in the mission world?"

"Simple living materials can be exchanged for experience points, the cost is very low, which can ensure that you will not starve to death in the execution of the mission, except for the living materials, the others can only be exchanged outside the mission world!"

"Hurry up and roll me two paper papers!!

“……”

A minute later, Li Jian came out of the bushes refreshed, and walked over with a slightly red face under the meaningful gaze of Benjamin and his son.

"You...... Are you okay? ”

"Oh, oh, I'm fine, it's fine."

“……”

“……”

Benjamin and his son looked at the neat and neat Li Jian, and confirmed that he was indeed fine, and there was no other thought in his heart except to sigh at the magic of the witch......

Benjamin and his son are still very kind, the two live in a tent, and let Li Jian, a beautiful girl, sleep in a tent alone, acting very gentlemanly.

After experiencing a terrible embarrassing little turmoil, Li Jian was not in the mood to do some other things, so he lay down in the tent and began to formally communicate with the main god.

"Why is the tail of the nine-tailed demon fox that I transformed into hidden?"

After Li Jian transformed, she could clearly feel that a small part of the power of her body was sealed with the 'disappearance' of the tail, and Li Jian could release her tail immediately, but out of caution, she did not do it, but wanted to know, what is the purpose of the main god doing this?

"You should already know what kind of world the world belongs to, do you think it will be a big sensation if a 'youkai' suddenly appears in such a world?"

"Huh?"