There is a reincarnation in the way of heaven, who does the sky bypass!

Today's May Fifth Day is very happy, I want to ask why? Happy New Year, this revenge social group, has been taken away by a nest! He's finally able to play tuba. I've been playing trumpets for most of the past half a month, and I'm about to hit the! Wuwukai really felt the malice of the bronze and silver segments!

At eight o'clock in the evening, Wuwukai couldn't wait to open the live broadcast, looking at the crowd that was rising and rising, Wuwukai felt a little distressed, if it wasn't for the Mao Fangwen who came to stop him for a while, which caused him to lose a lot of popularity, otherwise his popularity would still crush Deyunse! Recently, playing the trumpet has caused the two to sit on an equal footing, which makes Wuwukai very unhappy.

In order to let more people know that his retired god of war Lu Benwei is back, Wuwukai deliberately changed the name of the room to "Play tuba today, return to the king strongly". Not only that, Wuwukai also typed the words "If you don't go to the king, you won't sleep" on his room.

Just when the live broadcast started on May 5 and marked that he was going to play the tuba, Fang Wen's cast group was boiling!

"Is there anyone, come out quickly! It's time to open a large live broadcast, who TM gave him the guts! Ugly Kai also forgot the fear of being dominated by us. ”

"Fuck your uncle, fuck a chicken, why do you just say such an important thing now, damn, wait for me, I'm going to be on the number, I hope to block it until five or five."

"Hurry up, the game hasn't started yet, and I'm blowing with the audience, and I'm going to block it right away! After waiting for so many days, TM finally waited until five or five to open the tuba. My big ** is already! ”

"@可啪啪@洪荒第一只狗@蓝胖子都TM出来嗨啊! The live broadcast started at May Five, and I went diving into some water. Came out and blasted. ”

"I'll just watch you shouting silently, but I've already boarded the number and waited for five or five to open."

"Day NM Oh! Doing this kind of thing always doesn't call us, the next time I paralyze me and meet you, I'll hang you! ”

Wu Wukai saw that his number had fallen to the master, which was distressing. After looking at his runes and friends list and confirming that everything was ready, he opened the ranking system and started matching.

After a while, there were people lined up at the five-five-five-open, and at the same time, the five-five-open was happy and at the same time, he was a little scoundrel. The master rank is really fast. The first thing you do when you go in is to look at your teammate ID, and if you have a Happy New Year ID prefix, you will lose your seconds without saying a word.

However, God was very kind to him, and there was no one who started with a happy new year. But now is not the time to take it lightly, in case you go in and meet someone with a happy new year who has changed their ID.

But even if you do, it doesn't matter. Yesterday afternoon, Tencent officials looked for him five or five times, first warning him about the incident of obstructing the opponent as the king, and if there is a next time, it will be dealt with seriously.

After the warning, I gave the contact information of the customer service of the five five opens, and if the next time the five five open encountered the situation of being retaliated against the society, they could contact the customer service directly. After the customer service investigation, the account will be banned!

This is also the basis for the five or five open to open the ranking today, he doesn't believe it, there is a threat of a title, and those who are happy to the new year still dare to hang up on his plane.

In order to score well, this one took out his signature hero, the little fishman. "Damn B, I've taken the little fishman, and the mid-laner on the other side still dares to take cards? It's just looking for death! I can beat him even with a Topa card, you see! This will not blow up this card, I will eat Xiang live! ”

"I bought a watch last year! I was unlucky, I went to the opposite side of the five-five-open, I TM took the card, and was taunted by the five-five-open! Do you have your own people over there? helpme！ ”

"Big brother, don't Fang, I'm on your side, I'm a blind monk who plays. This one I'm trying to open for five! ”

"What a coincidence, you're here too! I'm also here, you don't want to be a party, I'm the top order. ”

"Damn, what the hell have you been through, the three of you are lined up. Also Nima is on the opposite side of the five-five opening, what luck! ”

"I also want to know.,Damn, since I joined this crew,,I'm not playing games normally.,I'm going to see if the five or five open and gogoing are not live on the game every day.,And then open it with them.,As soon as you enter the game, you have to look at the ID first.,Whether you have them lined up.。 It's really tiring. ”

"You're tired J8, I don't know what kind of virtuous person you are? And this one puts me on the other side, don't let me go, I'm the jungler on the other side. Is the midlaner ready for the double buff? ”

"Hahahahaha!! 6666666, all I can say is that our group is really J8 strong, hurry up, I'm ready! I've received the double buff and I'm ready to do it! ”

"It's a dog, I envy you guys, even if it's on the other side, so that I can abuse it, and now I have to wait for the next handful, I'm tired."

"Listening to the prehistoric evil, the boss seems to have made a big move recently, and it is estimated that we will soon have other ways to make money."

"Really?! The boss is mighty, I know that the boss is so handsome that he will not forget us. Please take my knees! ”

"You are paralyzed, the boss is handsome, do you still need to talk? It's really funny. ”

"Yes, yes, the boss's handsomeness, do you still need us?"

"Day, you group of kings and eight calves, I won't talk to you anymore, the game has started, I'll go in and say hello to Wuwukai."

Wuwu bought a Dolan ring and two bottles of red, and went out quickly. At this moment, the jungler Zhao Xin spoke.

Dream man: Brother Kai, I'm your fan, this one is my life, if you can play, give me a friend. I'm a big admirer of you!

"Yes, yes, this wave really can." Wuwukai smiled gloriously, this fan made him feel more faced, and today is the first time he has played the master number in more than half a month, and it is not bad to have someone to escort him.

The person in the dream looked at the dirty face of Wuwukai through the live broadcast, and immediately came to the group and called the blind monk opposite.

"Big brother, I hit red directly after I opened blue, and after I hit red, I went to play F4, and then caught it. You'll come back and squat when the time comes! Give the head to the card brother as much as possible. ”

"OK, got it! Mission completion guaranteed! ”

"A good man has a safe life, thank you big brother, I will definitely not disappoint your expectations! For the glory of Demacia! Kill the five-five-open! ”

PS: Everyday black and ugly, don't ask why. If you see this book, please tell him that I still like him.