Sixty-six. Actually, this is a beautiful misunderstanding
Dizziness, bloating, trying to find a place to squint for a while, anywhere......
The above is the truest thought in Lu Jie's heart at this time, after all, he has experienced the terrifying experience of being surrounded by countless ship girls and begging to be touched on the head, although this kind of thing can't be said to be how tiring, but torturing people is first-class, especially when there are three "shameless" battleships are also mixed in these primary school students, and the same shameful selling cuteness as primary school students begging for comfort, begging for hugs, the size and weight of the battleship have caused great damage to Lu Jie's body and mind. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, when the blonde little Loli Alice first dragged Lu Jie away, Lu Jie's heart refused at first, and you can't let Lu Jie's will of this manly tofu succumb because you are an innocent, pure, and kind little Loli.
However, Lu Jie suddenly realized that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape from this land of right and wrong, and it was too rare for him to find any suitable reason to leave this hellish scene, so he might as well get rid of Alice (hey, gendarmerie).
Lu Jie used a super secret technique that is not his own, the ultimate trick of playing dead!
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that she just doesn't care about anything, desperately protecting her face and lower body, and then Alice does the rest by herself, dragging his panting corpse all the way away, leaving only a group of bewildered ship girls staring at each other in place.
It wasn't until the figures of these two people completely disappeared from sight that the ship girls woke up like a dream, you look at me, I look at you, and finally they all turned their eyes to Veneto, who also didn't know how to solve this kind of thing now.
[Hey, hey, it's been so long, and you're still letting me take the blame, right?!] 】
Veneto, who was once again pinned on everyone's hopes, instantly felt that the burden on her shoulders was much heavier, and she shouldered the unfinished dreams of her companions at this moment, and walked towards a bright future together......
What the hell!! Why do you still let my mother come forward to clean up this mess, I won't do it! I won't carry this pot, and I won't carry it anymore! It's all because you people who have no humanity and are not human things have asked me to take the blame for you again and again, so that I can't grow taller now!!
/ The ship's mother was not a human being......
/ And your height is not because of the back...... /
Naughty subtitles, pawn.
This side because of Alice's sudden intrusion, and the original balance was broken, Veneto felt that he really couldn't carry this pot anymore, so he hurriedly contacted his colleagues who had no conscience, especially the culprit Saratoga, now she can't control the situation here, hurry up and come over, the admiral you fished back was dragged away by Miss Alice!
Especially if you don't come back, our Admiral's first ring will be given!!
This side is beating chickens and eggs again, not to mention for the time being, because of Alice's inexplicable assistance, Lu Jie also got some rare rest, and Alice is only a minor after all, it is not realistic to rely on her to drag Lu Jie all the time, so Lu Jie stood up after resting for a while, and now Alice has been a little out of breath because of dragging him away for a long time, and there are just some developing little pigeons that fluctuate frequently.
Normally, it is normal for Lu Jie to can't help but take a few more looks, but after just experiencing the terrible "young girl hell", Lu Jie has a sense of alienation from Alice's body type, or a girl whose body size is not very different.
Of course, the solution to the symptoms of this case has already been mentioned earlier - that is, to give him a cheap beating!
"Na, Ernie sauce~ Alice is tired, Ernie sauce, are you okay to carry me~" Alice didn't notice the resistance to a girl of her type that appeared in Lu Jie's eyes, and learned the pronunciation of the game she was playing not long ago to Lu Jie.
But what kind of game are you playing, and it feels dangerous......
"Go, go!" Lu Jie raised his hand in disgust, even if he is a cute material control, not all cute things can be, first of all, animal ears are cute, followed by **cute! In the end, there is no more!
Can luoli without animal ears still be called loli? For him, Alice has almost no place to attract him, after all, the beast ear frenzy just now has made Lu Jie have aesthetic fatigue with a young girl of her size, not that he doesn't like it, but because he really sees too much and touches too much, so he can't mention the slightest interest at all now.
In Lu Jie's own words, it is "Who's a little kid?" Go home and play with the spoon by yourself! ”
"Hey, brother-in-law, you have such an attitude towards me, and you still want to marry my sister?" Seeing that selling cuteness was ineffective, Alice immediately put on another face, with a disgusted expression, which made Lu Jie feel that in the eyes of this little girl, she seemed to be a piece of garbage, the kind that could not be recycled.
"Wait a minute, what's the matter with the title brother-in-law?" Why don't I know when I'm going to have such a sister-in-law like you?
Lu Jie didn't remember which human girl he had such a complicated relationship with, and if he really listed the people he was more familiar with in his so-called memory......
[You don't look like that dead girl! Recalled, the only one who was entangled with himself, and didn't care about the relationship with himself, could only have a certain governor, Lu Jie never remembered that the girl had such a sister, not to mention that Alice's newly developed little pigeon was already more than the girl's poor ipad.
/ So this is even if you admit that you have a JQ with the girl, right? /
"What?! You bastard doesn't admit it, you've already gone so far with my sister, you don't admit it, do you want to wipe it clean after eating?! Hearing Lu Jie's denial, Alice immediately became anxious, and said it seemed to be a very great thing to say it angrily, Lu Jie couldn't cry or laugh, about Alice's mouth full of trains, he didn't want to pursue too much at all, in this embarrassing situation, if you just follow the other party's words, you will be abducted by the other party and don't know where to run.
As for the words of counterattack, in fact, only one sentence is enough.
"Well, then I'll ask you a question about my wife, your sister." Lu Jie put a finger on Alice's forehead, telling the jubilant little Lori to stop quickly, she was like a demolition office, and it didn't take long to make the place where the two of them were in a miasma.
"Ask, ask, brother-in-law, what do you want to know? Whether it's my sister's measurements or hobbies, daily behavior, gender orientation, or whatever, I can answer you if you ask! Alice has such and such a conspiracy against Lu Jie, hearing Lu Jie admit his sister's status immediately became emotional, and then continued to run the train, saying something that was completely inconsistent with her age, Lu Jie couldn't help but feel ashamed of her amazing words.
Today's children, it's really amazing, how much enmity you have with your sister, you just want to marry your sister off like this, tsk......
"Who is your sister? Where is it now? Lu Jie couldn't help but hold his forehead, he really wanted to fall into a terrible place inadvertently.
"My sister's name is Lilicia Levi, she is the admiral of this Houston town guard, she is in this room now, brother-in-law, do you want to see her too much, it doesn't matter, brother-in-law, you wait for me, I will let her come out to see you immediately, and my sister's measurements are ......"
"Stop, stop, no need to say!" Alice deserves to be a pit sister to the end, what should be said should not be said and rushed out, if it weren't for Lu Jie covering her mouth, I'm afraid I wouldn't know what other great news was revealed.
However, the amount of information contained in her words was too great, and after a little analysis, Lu Jie felt that this world was really terrifying.
I actually crossed the ocean to Houston without knowing it, and I met my sister who was particularly concerned about her sister's future......
Lu Jie took a deep breath, then sank into the dantian, suppressed his resistance to physical contact with Alice because of those experiences just now, and suddenly stepped forward to put Alice on his shoulder, aimed at what she said her sister was, concentrated the strength she had accumulated for a long time on his feet, and then released it all at once-
"Miss Lilicia! This is your sister, I think you may need to ......" shouted as he kicked the door of Lilicia's room very violently, and after doing this series of actions, Lu Jie realized that this was not the way Oi often opened his office door?
Sure enough, I was also infected?
Letting these inconsistencies expel him from his mind, Lu Jie was about to give the owner of the town's house, Lilycia, a look that she thought was handsome, and then discuss the solution to Alice's too torturous little goblin.
However, the purpose was to scatter the indecent objects of the male indecent objects, and right in front of him, a blue-haired beauty wearing only two single clothes slowly turned the boss's chair, not caring at all that her seductive and criminal figure was seen by Lu Jie, and she was chewing half a spicy strip in her mouth.
Lilicia didn't react, but Lu Jie was very embarrassed here, he was a big man, carrying someone's sister on his shoulder, and rushed in when they were changing clothes (Lu Jie's perspective), no matter how you look at it, it's wrong, and plus this scattered female underwear, no matter how you look at it, there is a sense of déjà vu that you tied up someone's sister and then broke into someone's boudoir to take the opportunity to threaten the other party and then something unseemly happened!
Under Lu Jie's embarrassed expression, Lilicia acted as if she hadn't seen him at all, her plump and large areas of snow-white skin were all leaked under Lu Jie's sight, and her delicate body was swelling, this kind of thing seemed to be like nothing had happened in her eyes, Lu Jie even had an illusion that Lilicia didn't notice him at all.
[Very good, this development is not bad now, I will say later, I'm sorry, sir, I have poor eyesight, can I leave?] This is the answer that will definitely satisfy her! Well, I'm such a genius,]
But ten seconds later, Ruger's delusions were ruthlessly shattered by reality......
"Shameless men kidnap young girls and break into girls' boudoirs, intending to plot evil!" Lilicia suddenly took out her mobile phone and clicked at Lu Jie, and Lu Jie also heard the sound of the photo that followed it, and it also reached Lu Jie's ears.
Lu Jie didn't know why this kind of unfolding appeared all of a sudden, and he stayed in place for a while......