After Xiao Lorissa finished the joke, she began to observe Xiaoqiang's expression, and when she saw that the other party was just slightly upturned at the corner of her mouth, she couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

"Okay, then let's say another one!" Sasha rolled her eyes and blurted out another joke.

"It is said that one day when Sun Wukong borrowed a banana fan from the wife of the Bull Demon King: Wukong: Sister-in-law, I am already in you.

Iron Fan Princess: Come out quickly, uncle, I can't stand it. Wukong: Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon, open your mouth quickly.

Iron Fan Princess: Ah.

When the Bull Demon King heard it outside the door, he left a divorce agreement and left the country.

Poof!

Xiaoqiang wanted to laugh, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately covered his mouth, signaling that he must not laugh, if he laughed out loud, it would be absolutely possible to cry ghosts and gods in the world, and scare the big wife and the little wife to death.

Little girl, you are really eccentric, where did you hear these jokes?

It's not so easy for you to make the master laugh, you must know that the master is now taking a cold route, and the laughter is very high.

Nicole, Lina, and Nikolai were already smiling, apparently amused by Sasha's joke.

"Hey, hey, let's get out of here." Xiao Qiang continued to take a stride and moved away from Little Lorissa.

This ** artificial intelligence is really terrifying, and its wisdom is already much smarter than that of ordinary women, and it is estimated that it is an ironclad thing after growing into an epic life-weaver spider......

The master must not let this little girl succeed, she must be fast, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable!

Seeing Xiaoqiang speeding up her steps, Sasha took a deep breath again: "Brother Xiaoqiang, I'll say one last joke again." ”

"Please, it's useless, the master's laughter is very high, and the jokes you said can't make me laugh at all." Xiao Qiang said loudly.

That's when Sasha utters her last joke.

"One day, mosquitoes and praying mantis were peeking at the beautiful woman taking a bath.

The more I watched, the more energetic I became, and I bragged.

The mosquito said, "Look, woman, I took two bites on her chest, and now she's so swollen!"

When the praying mantis heard this, he was not happy and said: More than ten years ago, I stabbed her crotch, and now she is bleeding every month! ”

After speaking, the scene was cold for three or four seconds, but then there was a burst of laughter.

Nikolai was the first to laugh, laughing back and forth, and Nicole and Lina were laughing even more.

The dwarves who heard the joke also laughed loudly, almost falling down laughing.

In the midst of all kinds of laughter, Xiaoqiang covered his mouth and trembled.

"! It turned out to be an adult joke, and he meowed so funny, the master couldn't help it. "Xiaoqiang can't bear it anymore.

It's not the opposite, this joke is so funny, even if you cover your mouth, it's useful, especially when the people around you are laughing.

"Waha, wahahaha......" Xiao Qiang, who couldn't bear it, finally laughed wildly with the big guy.

Suddenly, his handsome face began to deform, began to distort, and gradually turned into a big embarrassment, which was extremely ugly and strange, and could be described as a mess.

Yes!

The first person who screamed was Yan Kongnicole, who had already seen Xiaoqiang's face with only 0 appearance, and couldn't help but scream inexplicably, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Captain, are you swollen? Why did your face become like that? Lina couldn't help but say, her pretty face full of surprise.

A group of dwarven musketeers next to them were almost frightened, one by one either kneeling on the ground, or crying for their father and mother, and some even raised their muskets tremblingly, wanting to fire at Xiao Qiang, but unfortunately as long as they saw Xiao Qiang's face, the guns in their hands would fall to the ground, and then faint and fall into the street.

This is a 0-point charm face, and its lethality is comparable to that of a nuclear bomb!

"You've won!" Seeing his wife's broken **, Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and he wanted to cry without tears.

"Hehe, now Brother Xiaoqiang is mine." Sasha smiled slightly, and pounced directly on Xiaoqiang, jumping and jumping with joy.

it! Little girl, happy yarn, if it weren't for your first Nikolai here, the master would take off your skirt right now and beat your little ass a hundred times a hundred times!

……

At the same time, Jin Sicong had already finished watching the video that the Scarlet Myth transmitted to him to record.

At this moment, the guild leaders in the conference room were very silent, they were extremely shocked by the zombie's small powerhouse ability, the other party was able to invite such a super strong NPC, and that blood dragon-like ship, this is really against the sky.

As known as the best professional player in the country, the big guy's face is very exciting.

You must know that the appearance of the Blood Dragon has subverted the cognition of many professional players, who have seen a powerful ship, but have never seen such a ship that blows up the sky.

"Guys, what do you think?" Jin Sicong looked at the conference room.

"If it's just an NPC, it's not a big deal, and when the NPC isn't there, it's not too late to do it."

"Well, I think so too, the geography of Flying Fish Island is unique, and the resources are quite abundant, it is worth our hands to take this island, and the zombie Xiaoqiang is only one person in the end, and he can't stop the attack of our many people."

Everyone talked about it, and many people wanted to do something to Flying Fish Island.

Of course, these people are all interested in currying favor with the boss, in fact, many people know that Jin Sicong is bound to win Flying Fish Island, so it is better to simply follow the boss's wishes.

Jin Jiajia couldn't stand it anymore at the moment, and she spoke: "Don't you know how dangerous Flying Fish Island is? First of all, this is the gateway to the sea, and foreign navies will soon attack here, in addition, there are too many sea monsters hidden in the waters here, and it is very difficult to navigate, and there are no other resources on the island except for three mineral deposits, and there are no trade routes.

And Xiaoqiang is by no means as simple as imagined, since he can find such a strong NPC to help, it means that the relationship is not ordinary, if when we attack Flying Fish Island, this NPC comes to help, or is found after the attack, it will not make us suffer another loss. ”

As the First Military Division of the Seventh Heaven, Jin Jiajia immediately nodded in agreement.

Flying Fish Island is a strategic location, and it is also a hot potato, so it is best not to touch it, otherwise no one can predict the consequences.

"Jiajia, do you mean you want me to give up Flying Fish City?" Jin Si asked with a frown.

Jin Jiajia said: "My proposal is to put it on hold for the time being, according to my observation, Zombie Xiaoqiang has the intention of running Flying Fish Island, and the resources needed to build a city will be a lot, and it is impossible for a single player to bear this kind of consumption, at that time, if we make a request for acquisition, it may be possible to buy this Flying Fish Island directly, and now we should focus on building a glorious city." ”

"Okay, I agree, just do as you say, building the City of Radiance is our real goal!" Jin Sicong nodded, and set his eyes on a Terran city under construction.

The City of Radiance is the existence that he has to work hard to run well, as long as the city is built well, then no one in the entire China can compare to him Jin Sicong, once the city is established, it will allow his seventh heaven to have the qualification to enter the Caribbean Sea, which will open soon.

The Caribbean is the main thing!

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