"Brother, it's the first time I've seen my mother treat you so well, it's really an eye-opener."

At one o'clock in the afternoon on Sunday, after lunch, my cousin Zhen Shuai specially sent my idol brother to the train station.

Zhen Lang's face was as lonely as snow, pretending to be vicissitudes in front of his cousin.

Yesterday he arrived home at dusk, and the big bags of gifts were very real. I have to admit that the gift Mo Xiang picked was quite powerful, and even the poisonous little aunt changed her attitude towards Zhen Lang, just like the stepmother who welcomed the poor scholar back to her hometown with the title of the gold list.

"Brother, my mother likes that cosmetics, and I looked at it in front of the mirror early this morning. Surely you wouldn't pick something that awesome, your girlfriend picked it for you, right? The cousin pestered Zhen Lang and said very obscenely: "I've worked so hard these days that I can fall asleep at night, and I didn't have time to talk to you about my life ideals last night." Brother, youth can't be wasted, you have to hurry up and open a house with your sister-in-law. ”

Zhen Lang was made out of a black line by this goods: "What kind of youth do you know, don't beep blindly with your brother." ”

"Brother, could it be that you have already opened the room?" The cousin had a suddenly realized expression and sighed: "No wonder I found that your temperament now has a kind of vicissitudes of life and a smile to look at the situation, and you are dressed so coolly, the style of this fashionable male god is simply me three years later!" ”

Zhen Lang: "You're quite good at praising yourself, at first glance I thought you were praising me." ”

Cousin: "Brother, you understand me, I am such a man who cherishes his youth and then has some understanding." I also understand my dad, he not only hurts you, but even I hurt, but his heart is not bad, so he is enthusiastic and can't talk but brain. And my mother, she is such a snobbish person, don't give me face, insult her directly with money. ”

Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "Did you say that you were your own mother?" ”

"I'm expounding on the fact that only a man who has realized youth can say it." The cousin is more vicissitudes than Zhen Lang, and his expression and tone have a little inner tension: "Brother, the whole family has gifts, why don't I have them." ”

"It's up to you to do in the college entrance examination." Zhen Lang thought about it for a long time yesterday, but he still didn't buy a gift for his cousin. He knows his cousin's character very well, and he intends to let this bear child explode first, and then talk about it after the college entrance examination.

"Okay, I'll wait another two weeks." The cousin's face was sad, "Brother, do you dare to do me a favor?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Let's hear it." ”

Cousin: "You also saw it, as a man who cherishes his youth, I decided not to touch games before the college entrance examination, and squatted at home to read books on Sundays." However, there is still a ...... in my inner world that I pursue."

Zhen Lang: "Speaking Chinese, thank you." ”

Cousin: "Okay, I played a thief in Magic Telecom Area 2, this is a thief who inherited my father's business, it contains the dream of two generations of old thieves in our family, can you help me train for a few days?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, Telecom 2 now has three servers, which server are you on?" ”

Cousin: "Nirvana Rebirth ......"

Zhen Lang almost fell, he had an agreement with his grandmother and brother-in-law, saying that his money was to buy football lottery and win hundreds of thousands. First, this is easier to be accepted by my aunt, because Zhen Lang really loves to watch football, and he has bought football lottery tickets before, and he has won a small prize of several hundred yuan once. Second, the uncle is worried that if he tells the truth, his cousin may have no intention of learning and enthusiastically follow Zhen Lang to make a fortune in the game.

After settling down, Zhen Lang smiled: "Okay, send the number to me on WeChat, and I'll help you get it." ”

The cousin was not very trusting and said, "Brother, I have seen you play magic on May Day." Your Telecom 1 Sword of Kings thieves are too pitiful, I only have one request, please don't pit my thieves again. Don't fight the five-person Kraken if you're fine, I know you extinguished the shadow in Telecom 1, and I only have twenty silver coins on my number, don't go and kill me, the repair cost is too expensive. ”

Zhen Lang kicked the bear child's heart, and said angrily: "Have you forgotten that my brother is also an old thief for many years? ”

"Brother, don't mention it, at your level of thieves, I blew up your thirty-two streets when I was in junior high school." The cousin stroked the hair in front of his forehead, and his posture was exactly the same as that of Zhen Lang, who was struggling, and said very seriously: "Brother, I'm not joking, there is an idol of mine in this district, called Mr. Lang......"

The cousin was stunned for a moment: "Really? ”

The cousin was bullish: "It must be true, I knew you would be scared to pee." His ID is the same as your screen name in junior high school. But when I think of him so high-end, you are so pitty, I can think of it with my toes, you can't be him! ”

Zhen Lang: "How do you know my screen name when I was in junior high school, how old were you at that time?" ”

The cousin was even more awesome: "Brother, please don't insult a second-year teenager who has realized his youth!" I THINK BACK THEN, BROTHER I CAN USE IPAD AT THE AGE OF THREE, OPEN UP HUNDREDS OF MOBILE GAMES AT THE AGE OF FIVE, AND LEARN TO USE QQ TO PICK UP GIRLS AT THE AGE OF EIGHT, WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT KNOWING YOUR QQ SCREEN NAME? ”

Zhen Lang couldn't help but complain about the bear child: "Are you embarrassed to say QQ pickle girl?" In three sentences, there are more than 20 words and 18 typos, and I am embarrassed to say that I am your brother! ”

The cousin was right: "Isn't that young and not enough vocabulary, you know a few words when you are eight years old?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I didn't know a few words when I was eight years old, but I didn't pretend to be so forced to go to QQ to pick up girls!" ”

"This is the difference between your post-00s and our post-10s, if you haven't used QQ to soak a girl at the age of eight, are you embarrassed to be a post-10?" My cousin was so bullish that he flew up, patted Zhen Lang's shoulder, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "That's it, brother, I don't expect you to mix my thieves with a lot of bulls, just help me level up, and when I finish the college entrance examination, I will shock the whole server." ”

Zhen Lang: "How many levels of thief are you?" ”

Cousin: "Level 15." ”

Zhen Lang was taken aback: "The level is so high, aren't you studying hard?" ”

The cousin said very coquettishly: "I haven't touched it myself for a long time, but I can find someone to help, one of my junior high school classmates was idle some time ago and helped me rise to level 15." He's been in trouble lately, and he can't help me play anymore, so it's up to you, my brother. ”

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, just leave it to me." ”

Cousin: "Brother, I haven't added the guild yet, so don't help me add it for the time being." ”

Zhen Lang: "Why? ”

The cousin coaxed: "My dream is to join the Glory Guild, you should have heard of it in Telecom District 1, that guild is awesome, the first FD Nightmare Kraken Guild in Telecom Region 2, and it has also refreshed the historical record of the whole region." The Glory Guild has very high conditions for accepting people, and ordinary people don't want it. If you apply, you won't be able to join. ”

Zhen Lang laughed: "Why can't I add it?" ”

The cousin said confidently: "Brother, it's not me who hit you, let's explain an established fact." At your level, Telecom Zone 1 has been tossing for half a month, and even ordinary Kraken Kings can't beat it, can I still count on you to help me infiltrate the Glory Guild? You help me brush up the level first, and then I'll farm a few pieces of equipment for the difficult Kraken dungeon, and see if the Glory Guild will accept me at that time. ”

Zhen Lang's heart moved, and he pretended to force: "If I can help you join the Glory Guild today, will you study even more explosively?" ”

"It's a must, if you can help me add it, it's equivalent to increasing my struggle buff by 20%!" The cousin was enthusiastic for a moment, and quickly calmed down again: "This is not scientific, how can you help me add it?" ”

Zhen Lang pretended to be more and more forced: "Remember your words and increase the struggle buff by 20%." I'm not afraid to tell you, there is a person in the dormitory next door to me who is in the Glory Guild, and he is not bad in the mix, so it will not be a problem to pull you in. Anyway, today is Sunday, and you can combine work and rest tonight, you can go on the number for 10 minutes and go to see if you have joined. ”

"Really?" This time, my cousin, it burned completely.

Zhen Lang smiled without saying a word, said goodbye to his cousin, and got on the train to the provincial capital. In fact, he didn't lie to his cousin, the cannon in the dormitory next door was indeed from the Glory Guild, and he did mix well, and he was also the vice president......

· (To be continued.) )