After eating nonsense......

"Well, big brother, you can't do it, you need to eat more."

"For you, a fat man with no discipline and no dignity, I have decided to despise you."

"Cut, no, no, no."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's hurry up, what's today's class?"

"Have a class today?"

"I shouldn't have asked you. Just find a room to go in and have fun. ”

"Oh~~ As soon as I talk about class, I want to sleep, hurry up, let's go occupy the back row."

"You lewd."

"Hey, hey."

……

"Day, it's a history lesson, I have to play."

Li Tian was a little happy, China up and down for thousands of years

He remembers it clearly, man, if you are proud, you should show off.

Zhou Chong has already started to snore gently, let's not care about this fat man......

"Ahem, classmates, today, I will talk about the ancient history of Dayu's water control BC. Do you know that in that year, there were 40 days of heavy rain and floods everywhere, and history records ......"

I'll go, this old thing, just talk about something boring, just talk about something you know in elementary school, and it's wrong. Forty days of rain is not part of the mythical book of Genesis. Is it tolerable or unbearable, Li Tian was furious.

"Teacher, there seems to be a new version of the history of that time period, I want to verify it, I don't know if it's possible."

"Oh~ Tell me about it."

"I said, Dayu controls the water, and he has passed through the house three times without entering, right?"

"Yes, it is also Dayu's public mind greater than selfishness, which is the traditional virtue of China."

"Then his wife should miss him very much."

"Yes, I have to say that Dayu's wife is a good wife and mother, and she has waited for him for so many years."

After that, it's a new version, Dayu's wife misses Dayu too much, so it has become the legendary Wangfu stone. Dayu used the Dinghai Divine Needle to complete the water control, and when he returned home, he found that his wife turned into a stone, and hugged his wife to sleep every night, so it is said that Sun Wukong can use the Dinghai Divine Needle. Is it true? ”

"Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, he has no father and no mother, wait, Wangfu Shi seems to make sense......"

Haha, Li Tian looked at the lecturer who bowed his head and pondered, smiled and said nothing, people in their fifties are just mixed with lecturers. I've heard before that there's an old lecturer who is a bastard, and he used to do a lot of bastard things, but he didn't have the ability to fart, but he was very capable. Scanning around, there were not many people, some were playing with their mobile phones, and some were sleeping like Zhou Chong.

Not interested in listening to the class, Li Tian decided to sneak out quietly, he didn't want to waste time just to make up credits.

Then, in a classroom, I saw an obscene figure and slipped out quietly, and the lecturer who bowed his head in contemplation was unaware......

"Whew, the air outside is good, there is a way, the birds out of the cage are free."

……

"An Ruo, please give me a chance, what is so good about him Li Tian, he is handsome and I am handsome, I am better than him. Moreover, he is poor and just a cowherd. ”

"Wang Jian, let me tell you, Li Tian is a thousand times stronger than you, a big carrot, ten thousand times, don't think I don't know about your beasts? Tell you, if there is only one man in the world, I promise to be a gay man, safely. ”

"Poof." An Ruo scolded people with a hand, Li Tian couldn't help laughing.

Or An Ruo's reaction was a little faster.

"Ah, dear, why are you here, worried about me. I wasn't hurt, and besides, I would never take a fancy to him. Let's go to class. ”

An Ruo affectionately held Li Tian's arm, and Li Tian familiarly hugged An Ruo's waist and left the place with a shake.

Wang Jian's face was gloomy.

"Damn it, I'm going to let you have fun under my crotch, and then sell you to Africa and kill you. And Li Tian, I won't let you go, a woman I haven't played with, you cowherd dare to contact it? Just wait. Hum. ”

He turned to leave, and at the same time called out a woman, and played.