"Fog grass fog grass, it's better to brush the abyss every day today." A man with long hair and a decadent aura said something sad to the computer.

"Hmm,I'm going to make up for the new one after brushing.,The red pupils of the last episode.。 Ha! Abyss mobs, eat me ce! Farah! While saying strange things, he skillfully opened a hanger (correct

···· Three hours later, the man looked at the four men in the sky suit on his computer screen, each holding an artifact that the most ghost swordsman in the game sought after - the Shadowless Sword! Said "Damn, it's so boring, everything that can be brushed in this game has been brushed, the warehouses are full, and there is nothing to be fun about." Forget it, hang the event to make up! "Open the browser, click on the favorites, and pick up the instant noodles that have been made a long time ago and look at them.

"Damn, Tazmi is not the protagonist, the evil ghost is haunted and can fly, the queen is so ** also kneeling, cut the assassin, what is the assassin called, call the warrior, if you let me go, I still hold Lao Tzu's 4 ghost swords, and I promise to beat a group, except for the queen." While complaining, he ate his own instant noodles. "As you wish." "Huh? Hatsune? A strange word came to his ears, but the man didn't care about the content but about the voice of the speaker, and sure enough, he was hopeless.

boom~ The computer blew up, "Damn! I haven't finished reading it yet! The man's last words vanished.

"Damn, what the hell. No, wasn't Lao Tzu killed by the bombing, what kind of enemy is this? Tsk, it doesn't seem to be China, after all, where did China get such tall trees and such big forests? While complaining, he observed his surroundings, after all, Bei Ye's teaching was not in vain.

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu watched a few episodes of Master Bei before he came, otherwise how to live in this deep mountain and wild forest, En, go first and see if you can get out of this deep forest." And then...... There was no more, and the man looked at an oversized lion that pounced on him...... "Damn, why did you tell me this is a lion?" Are you kidding me? Where did the two-headed lion come from? Oh yes, this is not China. "There's still time to complain, and then make the wisest decision, turn around and run!" Nima. Lao Tzu's burial moon was the first time, oh no, he was chased by a dog so badly. ”

Two hours later, "Damn, uncle, I'm wrong, don't chase it, no, how long have I been running away, I used to lie down early, okay." That's right! "Suddenly, the man, oh no, Fuyue thought of his previous wish - to bring his 4 ghost swords to the Red Pupil to fight the empire." Damn, even if you have this, you have to tell me the way, it's a dangerous species chasing me behind! Stand still, turn around, and yell: "Break the army and ascend to the dragon!" And then "Daddy!" said that the army was broken, but there was no fart. "You don't even have a weapon, where did you come from?" A familiar voice sounded in my head.,That's right, it's the voice of Singer Hatsune Miku.。 "Wucao, I'll just throw me over after a few words, and you still have to pay attention to you." "Don't worry, I also brought the warehouse of your 4 ghost swords, and your current strength is the peak collection of 4 ghost swords." "Say it early!" With a move of his mind, he saw the familiar warehouse in front of him, and he was dazzled. "Damn, it's good that I'm a little obsessive-compulsive, and I'm done." Take out the weapon that you think is very stylish - the magic sword - Apophis. "Ah, I haven't touched it for a long time, I bought 4 bricks a month, but I didn't expect to use it one day in addition to standing on the street." Touching the body of the magic sword, he felt a powerful malice, but it was just a drizzle for himself. "Very good, you have been chasing Lao Tzu for so long, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up. Ice Blade Fluctuating Sword" clicked loudly, and a biting cold air emerged from the Demon Sword's body and was transmitted to the ground, and the icicles on the ground immediately appeared, freezing the unsuspecting and dangerous species that were bent on pursuit. "Hah! Let you chase me. Li, Oni Swordsmanship, Greatsword. "An overweight slash that splits the frozen dangerous species." The villain has a will. "Hey, hey, it's okay for you to throw me over, is it really good to fall into the well like this!" "I'm just pulling some humans who have been rejected by the other world to the other world and leaving them to fend for themselves, you can call me the Lord God. Okay, I feel the other people again, you take care of yourself, by the way, look at your eyes, and come with a gift of free crossing ability, of course, you have to feel the space yourself. Ah, it's so pleasant to see people in distress. "It's really enough, what the hell is that last sentence full of malice, it's just a demon, it's completely different from what I know Ah, this guy, isn't the main god a big ball of light who squeezes the labor of some poor people, this voice is full of pleasure that can be heard as soon as you hear it.

Three days later. "I'm a, I really disappeared directly, what the hell did you throw me into, there is no one in the shadow, Lao Tzu has been walking here for three days." A man roasting a large suckling pig on the fire with an extra-long bamboo is complaining, yes, this is the burial moon. As a person with the attribute of a road idiot who is close to a god, getting lost is really commonplace. "Damn, it's okay to cut it out directly in one direction today, I don't believe it, I can't get out in a straight line." Just do it, take out the Conqueror's Wings, eat the roast pig directly, discern the next direction, and cut!

Half a day later, an oversized city appeared in front of the burial moon. "Oh oh oh, is this the imperial capital in the anime, tsk, it's so big." After entering the imperial capital through illegal means, he began to wander aimlessly. "Well, the one in front is Tazmi, and the one next to me is Leona. Tsk, how do I go up and say hello? Suddenly, a memory popped up in my mind, "It's worthy of the main god, have you thought of this thing?" "That's right, this is the memory of Burial Moon and Tazmi and the others who met on the road and then separated for some reason." Well, this can be easily intervened. Striding forward, "Yo, Tazmi, such a coincidence, I also just came to the imperial capital, who is this big-breasted blonde girl next to you?" "Ahhh Hey? Burial Moon! Didn't you get taken away by a dangerous species, and you escaped? Well, she said that there was a way to enter the imperial capital army for training, so we walked together. "Tazmi. Sure enough, it's so innocent, but ...... being taken away by the dangerous species, "Ah, can you not mention this, let's go together, look like you're going to the tavern?" I just haven't eaten. ”

Three minutes later, Leonay took Funeral Moon and Tazmi to a tavern to eat and drink. "Well, can you tell me about going down to the army?" Sure enough, Tazmi couldn't help it. "Well, don't do this, let's talk about it after eating, and I can't run." Seeing Leonai like this, Tazmi had no choice but to endure it, and Fuyue slandered slightly in her heart: You can't run? If you can't run, will you still be like this?

"Ah no, I've eaten too much, I'll go to the toilet and I'll be back soon." Before Tazmi could react, Leonay ran away. After three hours, "Are you sure you're not being scammed?" Burial Moon said to Tazmi with a strange expression. Ah, it's such a beautiful person who said, why do you want to do this, is it fun to lie to people, this meal has eaten all my money! In this way, the two people who had no money had to sleep on the street at night. A carriage came in front of him, "It seems that this is the eldest lady who tortured Tazmi and his two friends to death." Tsk, I'm still opening a small shop in the imperial capital and waiting for the night attack to attack the imperial capital. "The next thing is the same, give Tazmi a chance to brush up and then comprehend and comprehend life, and then he was directly taken away by Leonai, as for the burial moon......

"Yo, this eldest lady's family is quite rich, now I don't have to worry about money to open a store~" That's right, he just went to ransack this house. "It's a waste to assassinate the troops, go up and do it directly, and don't even ransack the house as a fund after it's done." As he spoke, he moved the pile of gold into the warehouse. "Let's open a cake shop, well, anyway, I used to be an all-round househusband." Just do it, and run away when you're done.

The next day, "Yo he, don't miss the delicious freshly baked cake when you pass by." "Holding a delicate cake with a few sliced mutated strawberries on top...... Wait, mutated strawberries? Won't you eat out internal bleeding? I saw that Funeral Moon was holding a cake that could be called a dark dish, but the delicate appearance on the surface really made it impossible to imagine that it was a dark dish. "Yo, this guest, you have a vision, this cake is made by me very carefully, and the best strawberries are used~" 'Just try to see if the aliens will bleed when they eat mutated strawberries...... If so...... It's another big weapon. Looking at the guest in front of him, Fu Yue thought very maliciously in his heart. "Well...... How much does it cost? "No more, no less, just 2 gold." "Okay, get me one." "Okay, here's for you. Please eat. "I watched the guest in front of me eat this cake in a few bites, and there was no bleeding, and his face was still ruddy." Heal recovery has an effect...... It just doesn't bleed. Forget it, as long as it has a health regeneration effect. It's good, and the effect has been seen, so it's good, close the door, and go shopping. ’

This stroll went straight into the evening. "Ahh No! "Tsk, this terrible cry is really intoxicating, no, no, how can you think so." looked at his hand, ", no wonder, because you are not familiar with the new power at night, so you can't control it well......" Looking at his purple ghost hand, he knew that he had inadvertently changed to Devil May Cry, and with a movement of his mind, he instantly changed back to a normal person's hand. "Hmm, it's better to look better with the sword soul." Raising his hand, he walked towards the screaming enemy, and immediately saw a headless female corpse. "Tsk, is this plot about decapitating Zonk, tonight seems to be Tazmi's first time?" Turn on Wave Perception and walk towards the direction of Wave Feedback, where three people are gathered together. Arrive! "I don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it, the red pupil's skills are really not covered. Hey, Tazmi, do you want to help, you know that there will definitely be a death in the battle between the emperor's envoys. "Eh, Fuyue, why are you here, I thought ...... I thought ...... "How could I die so easily, I'm on." "Pull out the Meteormeteor Knife from the warehouse and rush forward." Come, have a good fight. A backlash knocked Red Hitomi into Tazmi's arms (planned), and he gave Tazmi a look of gratitude and beheaded Zonk.

"You can hear it, you can hear it, they keep screaming in my ear!" "Tsk, it turned out to be a poor man who was tortured and killed until he became stupid. Come on, come on, you can't hear it when you're dead, come and I'll give you a blessing. Break the army and ascend to the dragon attack. "A broken army was forced to float in the air, a bright red appeared in the sky, and a meteor flew towards Zonke." Damn, I don't remember the chance of triggering. "Boom, I left an eyeball in my broken bones." Damn, so powerful? It's just a weapon of destruction.,Ha, is this the emperor's tool.。 "Can you leave it to us?" "Burial Moon, are you also the emperor's envoy?" "Aha, yes, yes...... I think so, but I prefer to be called a sword god. "Cut, it's up to you to return the sword god." "Hahaha, let's not talk about it, go home and sleep, Tazmi, this one will be used for you. I'm leaving, bye-bye. Don't get a nosebleed! Hahaha."

Hey, m. What a forbidden word?