Chapter Twenty-Eight: Taxi

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> at the door of a small hotel in Shanghai, a girl stretched out her hand to stop a group of people. The cold-blooded was about to collapse, pushed Ye Tian to the side, and said to Da Mi: "Do you have any personal grievances to settle to the side, don't stand in our way!" ”

Meteor also walked up and said very unhappily: "That's it!" We didn't offend you, you get out of the way, let's leave Ye Tian behind, you two talk slowly, whether you have a long talk or hug and sleep, it's up to you! ”

Ye Tian was immediately extremely depressed when he heard this, and protested: "You unrighteous guys! I won't stay! ”

Seeing that these guys wanted to squeeze out, Da Mi couldn't help but push her chest forward and threatened: "I see who dares to touch me, if you touch me, it will be called indecent time!" ”

"Damn, be a scoundrel, huh! Get out of the way! IC-bye walked in front of Da Mi very unceremoniously, and then pushed Da Mi's hand away and broke out directly. Da Mi had no choice but to pout and scold this kind of arrogant person who didn't have the slightest pity for jade, so she could only pout and scold: "Stinky bastard, what kind of man are you, bully me a weak woman!" ”

Ye Tian sighed, and said, "Da Mi, don't be willful, get out of the way." We don't know each other, and we are not obligated to mess around with you. ”

Seeing that Ye Tian was speaking seriously, Da Mi couldn't help but be anxious, so she showed weakness and said, "Okay, okay." Is it okay to take a step back alone, don't go yet, let's go out together, go to the train station before dinner, and don't have dinner in Shanghai, okay? I don't think you are willing to leave like this, it doesn't matter if you lose, at least you have to have fun, otherwise it won't be a wasted trip! If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero, and if you come to Shanghai and don't go to the Bund, you don't think you have been to Shanghai, don't you say? ”

Coach Zhang and the others couldn't help but glance at each other when they heard this, they all saw a trace of hesitation in each other's eyes, and Coach Zhang said, "Really leave without dinner?" ”

"Absolutely! I promise with my personality! Da Mi patted her chest and said. Ye Tian shook his head and said, "Do you still have a personality?" Can a woman's words be believed? ”

"I'm really going to lie to you this time! If you think my personality is worthless, then I swear by my chastity, this time it is absolutely true! Da Mi said very surely, and the rest of the people were immediately shocked by her words, they had never seen a woman swear by her chastity, this little girl is too violent!

When Ye Tian heard this, he looked at Da Mi with a suspicious gaze, and looked at Da Mi in his heart, and suddenly said angrily: "Damn!" You don't doubt my chastity, do you? ”

Ye Tian swallowed his saliva and said, "There is no way to verify this thing!" Da Mi glared angrily, her pink fist crackled, and Ye Tian hurriedly changed her words: "But I believe in you!" Since we don't have dinner and leave, let's go out for a walk, and don't come in vain! ”

As soon as Ye Tian's voice fell, the cold-blooded others rushed upstairs with their luggage, while Coach Zhang rushed to the front desk of the hotel and said to the cashier: "We won't check out, return the key to us." After getting the key, Coach Zhang threw Ye Tian's one to him, and then quickly went upstairs.

IC-bye had already broken through Dami's defenses, but in an instant, the situation changed abruptly, and those guys actually negotiated with Dami again, and he had to turn around and walk back in frustration. Ye Tian checked the key in his hand, and said to Da Mi with a smile: "I'll go up and put the things away first, and you can wait here obediently!" My brother will take you to see the Huangpu River! ”

Da Mi snorted towards Ye Tian's back and muttered, "This queen needs you to take me to see the Huangpu River?" Although there is no gun under the crotch, it still overturns the Huangpu River! ”

After Ye Tian and the others put their luggage back away, a group of people walked out of the hotel gate, looking at the long street outside, they were in trouble again, what direction is the Huangpu River? In what direction is the Bund? Isn't the Nima Pearl of the Orient very tall, why can't you see it? Under the shadow of high-rise buildings, they have completely lost their sense of direction, and as Chengdu people who have come to Shanghai for the first time, they can only look big and small.

Coach Zhang's money is only enough for them to buy train tickets, and they basically don't dare to use it anymore, so they can't count on him for such things as taking a taxi. Da Mi and Ye Tian were also penniless, and the four purses were as heavy, and it was even more difficult to extract oil and water from them than to squeeze water out of stones. So the matter of taking a taxi fell on the cold-blooded and others.

In order to show his innocence, cold-blooded and ruthless hurriedly took out his wallet and opened it to light up in front of everyone's eyes, and there were only a few corner tickets inside. Then the two turned out their trouser pockets again, only to see a piece of fish belly white, not even a piece of toilet paper.

The rest of the people saw that the two of them were so eager to clear themselves, and they couldn't help but say in unison: "It's really cold-blooded and ruthless!" As soon as the words fell, IC-bye and Obsession also turned out their trouser pockets, and IC-bye only had five yuan in his trouser pockets, which was not enough to pay the taxi starting fare, and of course the obsession's trouser pockets were empty.

After the last time, everyone's eyes were focused on Meteor's body, Meteor felt those hot eyes like bullets, and couldn't help but chrysanthemum tightened, and after a deep sigh, he silently took out his wallet, and then took out a fifty-dollar one from it and raised it, and said, "Count me unlucky, let's go!" ”

"Yay!" After the car stopped, everyone invited the meteor into the car like the stars holding the moon, and let him enjoy the co-pilot position alone. Then a group of people squeezed into the back row again, and so on...... How many people are there on that team, including the coach, the substitutes, and the big honey?

Folded his hands and counted, there were eight people in total, and Meteor sat in the co-pilot, so there were seven people in the back row! I rely on, Shanghai's taxi is the back seat of the BMW 7 Series can't sit so many people, the men are okay, it doesn't matter if you squeeze it, but the key is that there is a big honey, which can't be squeezed!

Coach Zhang, Cold-Blooded, Ruthless and IC-bye were the first to squeeze in, and the four of them could barely sit down, when Obsession squeezed in, the cold-blooded and ruthless were almost face-to-face, Coach Zhang's face was directly attached to the car window, and half of IC-bye's ass was directly on the waist of Obsession, and the five people were so crowded that they were about to pee out, and the cold-blooded and ruthless people sitting in the middle were about to cry.

Da Mi, who was still outside the car at this time, had no doubt that she would be squeezed into pregnancy if she sat in the middle, she looked at the back of the taxi that was squeezed into no space in horror, and stammered to Ye Tian: "This ...... What to do? Still...... Can it still be squeezed? ”

Ye Tian looked at the faces in the car that had been seriously deformed and distorted, and he was also worried, he walked outside the co-pilot, poked his head in and said to the meteor: "I can't sit in the back, do you want to call a car again?" ”

Meteor looked back at the few guys behind him who couldn't even hum, and couldn't help but feel pity, so he nodded and said to Ye Tian: "Okay." You can call another car. But you tell the driver and let him take you to the nearest subway station! We went by subway, cheap! I'll be waiting for you at the entrance of the subway station. ”

"Damn, I'm really calculating!" Ye Tian was completely convinced, he just had no money, if he had money, he would definitely not be as saving as a meteor, and now he has to ask other people's opinions when he takes a taxi. He really couldn't help but want to yell, why is Nima Laozi so miserable, he doesn't have the money to pay the rent, he is still so depressed with a professional team, he has to live in such a dilapidated hotel everywhere, and he was almost bankrupt by Dami, a little girl, for a meal, and even the travel expenses were almost not enough.

Ye tilted his head and saw Da Mi's chick looking at him pitifully, and then the taxi that Meteor and the others were riding started and disappeared on the long street as soon as it slipped away. Ye Tian walked in front of Da Mi, smiled, and said, "Let's call another car, and Meteor will give money!" ”

Da Mi suddenly slapped her palm, revealing an excited expression, and then that expression froze on her face, slowly turning into a depressed expression. She looked at Ye Tian with some disgust, and said, "Why should I sit in a car with you?" ”

Ye Tian spread his hands and said, "I'm also helpless, God's arrangement is always so coincidental, in fact, this is completely optional." You can choose to walk to ...... Of course, it's easy to get lost, and it's exhausting. ”

", I'm not that stupid, I'm going to walk if I have a car!" After Da Mi finished speaking, she reached out and stopped a taxi, and then quickly pulled the door to occupy the co-pilot's position. Ye Tian calmly got into the back row, and said to Dami, who occupied the co-pilot: "It's really spacious to sit in the back row alone, especially if you don't have to face a stinky girl, even the mood is a lot more comfortable." ”

Without waiting for Da Mi to get mad, Ye Tian said to the driver: "Big brother, just go to the nearest subway station and throw us down!" ”

The driver nodded and started the car, and said while driving: "You two are not locals, you should be from Chengdu when you listen to the accent." ”

Da Mi was stunned when she heard this, and hurriedly said, "It shouldn't be!" My Mandarin is so standard, how did you hear it? I know it, Ye Tilt, it's all your Trump who harmed you! ”

"Nima Laozi's standard Beijing dialect, a mouthful of Beijing film rolls, are you behind your ears, why do you say that Lao Tzu's words are Trump? I didn't say that when I carried your mother, the turtle son fetal god or something! Ye Tian was very unconvinced.

The driver couldn't help but be amused when he heard the conversation between the two, and he smiled and said, "Little brother, it's really your accent problem, there is an obvious Sichuan flavor." I've been to Sichuan before, I've been there for a long time, and I'm particularly sensitive to Sichuan accents, so I can hear it as soon as you speak! ”

"Awesome! Since the eldest brother has been in Sichuan for a while, he is also half a Sichuanese, how about a 50% discount on the fare? Ye Tian immediately climbed into friendship. The driver was speechless for a moment, and before he could speak, Da Mi reprimanded him with great disdain: "Ye Tian, you are not ashamed!" When you go to other places, you represent not alone, but the whole of Sichuan! ”

The driver master was suddenly moved, it is still this little girl who is righteous, and it is not easy for us taxi drivers to work hard, and it is not easy to earn some money. He was waiting for Da Mi to continue to speak up and say more righteous and indignant words, when Ye Tian opened his mouth and asked, "So what?" ”

Da Mi smacked her ruddy little mouth and smiled sinisterly: "So you should let the driver master give a discount directly!" How stingy it is to get a 5% discount, we Chengdu people must be bold!! ”

I'll fuck you uncle! The driver scolded in his heart, and then stopped paying attention to the two two goods who sang and harmonized.

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