Chapter 3: The Nine Tricks of Life
"Giggles!"
The laughter, which was as crisp as a silver bell, echoed in the quiet mourning hall, as if it were an illusion, and it was a little more eerie, which was creepy!
"Is it a delusion?"
His eyes turned countless times, Wu Ming stiffly turned his neck, looked at the fruit pits and pastry crumbs all over the ground, looked at the spiritual position and portrait with difficulty, and hurriedly pretended to bow three times and knock nine times, and there were words in his mouth.
"Could it be that my insincerity has disturbed this woman's death...... Uh, Mother in the Heavenly Spirit?
Ahem, the mother blesses the child, and if she is successful in cultivation, she will definitely burn more paper money in the future, and often sacrifice ...... Bye, huh, how is that possible?"
Just when I wanted to gather my mind and do the gong again, my eyes widened, staring at the lotus lamp.
Call!
I saw blood-stained lamp oil, and the lotus lamp spontaneously combusted without fire!
The purple flame was windless and automatic, and faintly, a small doll carved in pink and jade continued to magnify in the swaying flames, illuminating the mourning hall with a misty glow.
"I ...... Hell it, Fauber, Fauber!"
Wu Ming rubbed his eyes vigorously to make sure he was not mistaken.
Rao is resolute and resolute like him, but he was also shocked with bloodless face, using both hands and feet, and crawling backwards.
Even at this time, I didn't forget it, and dragged Wu Fu.
The old man remained motionless and fell asleep, as if nothing could wake him up.
In a moment, the little girl is two or three years old, combing two pigtails, purple yarn belly pockets, stretching her little arms and legs like white lotus roots, lazy like a white jade kitten.
"Giggles, hee-hee!"
Suddenly, the little girl's eyes lit up, she opened her arms, jumped off the offering table lightly, and ran towards Wu Ming with a jump.
"Fucking thief, you're playing old ...... Ugh!"
Wu Ming seemed to be choked by the neck, swallowed the dirty words back into his stomach, and retreated in horror.
This would not be the case in his original nature, but it was out of an instinctive fear of the unknown!
Poof!
What's more, on the stone slab behind the girl, there is a series of small foot prints, which are clearly burned!
", cheat the corpse, no, return to the soul...... Don't come here!"
Wu Ming's frenzied dodge.
"Woo!"
The girl stopped like a frightened fawn, rubbed her eyes with her little pink fist, cried with her mouth open, and peeked at Wu Ming's reaction through her little fist from time to time.
Anyone who sees such a cute doll can't wait to hold their hands and pity them in their hearts.
"Could it be that this fleshly old lady is dead and unwilling, unwilling to let Lao Tzu occupy her son's body, and revenge is coming?
Wu Ming was very entangled, but he still couldn't help but retreat, eager to have two more legs, and quickly leave this ghost place.
"Hmph, the gas on your body smells good, let me smell it again!"
Finding that Wu Ming was not fooled, the little girl put down her disguise, ran to Wu Ming's side with a smoke, climbed up along her trouser legs, and sniffed hard in her arms, like a little milk cat looking for food.
Poof!
The half-body brocade clothes disappeared in an instant, and poor Wu Ming wanted to dodge but couldn't dodge, half-naked jumped and slapped, squeaking in horror.
The strange thing is that the purple fire that can burn the rock floor to ashes only makes him feel the burning pain, but it is not injured.
"Why is it gone? Wow, you bully people, I want to tell my sister!"
The little girl sat on the ground, kicking her white and tender little feet, crying.
"I'm the victim, okay? Little sister, don't cry, hurry up and go home to find your adult!
Wu Ming hurriedly pulled a strip of white silk to wrap the important parts, and looked at the portrait with a sad face.
If you are seen by others, you mistakenly think that you are a child prostitute, and your reputation will not be guaranteed.
What made him even more speechless was that he thought that the girl was most likely made by a portrait of a woman, and he couldn't say that word, let alone scold!
"Bad guy, I'm going to tell my sister that you bully people!"
The girl's big eyes blinked, her long eyelashes hung with crystal teardrops, and she waved her small fists, which was cute and cute to the extreme.
"Well, that's not ...... Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, okay, don't bring wronged people, whatever you want, you can give it to you, can't you?"
Wu Ming wants to cry without tears, this girl, add two horns to her forehead, and then hold a fork, she is a little devil who is ready to use herself as a snack!
My sister is so terrifying, and if I add another sister, will it be worth it?
Rao claims to be scheming, and his brain is not enough, and he just wants to get rid of her quickly.
"What did you just do with it? Quick, let it go a little more!"
The girl's eyes are glowing with purple light, stomping her little feet, and she looks like a dragon girl under the purple smoke, revealing unparalleled agility!
"I'm so angry...... Uh, the internal strength that I have worked so hard to cultivate has been stolen by you?"
Wu Ming's mind flashed with inspiration, and he was not angry.
You can see the footprints on the floor, and you will be discouraged in an instant, like a frosted eggplant.
"People are hungry! I haven't eaten in a long time!"
The little girl lowered her head, and the green index fingers of her hands were little by little on her chest, like a child who wanted to eat candy.
"Cough, don't ask for yourself, it's just stealing, see that you're young and ignorant, forget it, go home quickly, otherwise Mom and Dad should be in a hurry!"
Wu Ming only wanted to send her away as soon as possible.
"What are Mom and Dad? Can you eat it? Can you deflate it for me to eat again, just throw it away!"
The little girl hurriedly twisted her little thumb, her little face was full of hope, and her big eyes flashed as if she could speak.
"If you do it again, you'll kill me!"
Wu Ming's mind turned around 10,000 possible consequences after refusal, but he didn't dare to agree.
As he has been practicing martial arts and fitness all year round, he knows very well that this body will definitely not be able to support the second gathering.
The consequences of forcible luck are very likely to vomit blood and die!
It's hard to live again, but I don't dare to joke with my life.
"No, no, deflate, deflate!"
The girl held Wu Ming's calf unrelentingly, squatting on the ground and coquettishly.
"One more time, I'll die!"
Finding that the girl didn't seem to have the viciousness of a 'ghost', Wu Ming lay straight on the ground, didn't even bother to move his fingers, and resigned himself to fate.
"What is death?"
The little girl blinked, puzzled.
"Death is ...... Death is like a lamp going out!"
Wu Ming's eyes fell faintly on the lotus lamp on the offering table, and the purple light seemed to be a little brighter.
"Wow, you liar, I don't want you to die, I don't want the lights to go out!"
The little girl paused, and suddenly cried in horror, tears fell to the ground, splashed with purple sparks, and the smooth stone slab instantly became a large pothole.
"Yes, yes, little aunt, as long as you stop inhaling my breath, I won't die, and your lights won't go out!"
Looking at her like this, Wu Ming was a little at a loss, and he was hurriedly coaxing.
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Really?"
"Really, it's more real than real gold, even if you want to suck it, you have to wait for me to agree, and you can't suck it all at once!"
Wu Ming swore dozens of promises, secretly wiped a lot of cold sweat, and had palpitations, "Hmph, I finally scared this little girl, the Persian cat of the queen bee back then only ate caviar, and it was not obedient to Lao Tzu's rectification, so I can't clean up your little girl?"
"Then you deflate wow!"
In the excited cheers of the female baby, Wu Ming's face turned a little whiter, and he couldn't wait to give himself a few ear scrapers.
He finally knew what it meant to be a thief ship.
Affection, this girl, treats him as a long-term meal ticket!
But what can you do if you don't agree? The strength is not equal, and it is unreasonable to say!
......
I don't know how much it took to talk about it, but Wu Ming made the girl give up the idea of continuing to absorb her internal strength.
"This is countless times more tiring than fighting with people to the death!"
Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Wu Ming's mind was spinning, thinking about how to get this little girl away.
"Hey, your body is so bad, how dare you absorb the aura of heaven and earth into your body?"
The girl stared at Wu Ming's dantian position with disappointment, gnawed her index finger, sucked and smacked her mouth, and blinked with her big eyes.
"Cultivation, if I don't cultivate internal strength, how can I live?"
Wu Ming said casually.
In his previous life, he followed his master to practice martial arts, and later enlisted as a soldier, but he couldn't stand the restraints, and he had the intention to seek the true meaning of martial arts, climbed to the peak of martial arts, and became a mercenary by chance.
Later, in response to the call of the country, when fighting against hostile forces, they all died together.
It can be said that for more than 30 years, most of them have been fighting.
But what made him unwilling was that the master expelled him from the sect, saying that he would never become a martial arts master.
"Old man, if you know, the coveted internal force will reappear in the hands of me, an unfilial disciple, hehe......"
Thinking of his unwillingness, Wu Ming smiled, but his heart was more lonely and bitter.
"Stupid, the aura of heaven and earth, can be called a spiritual word, naturally there is a reason, your body is weak, directly refining and refining qi, in addition to absorbing the essence of self-refining and incarnation, there are also advanced exercises, and directly absorb spiritual qi into the body.
The physical body is weak, the meridians are fragile, and the aura is impacting, so to speak, with a two-pronged approach, immortality is your fate
If you are so stupid and stubborn, if you are not sucked by me, your physical body will be burst!
Moreover, why do you only condense the life fire in the Qi Sea Aperture, don't you know that people have nine apertures?"
The girl raised her little face, looking like she was about to praise my invitation.
"Uh...... Is there such a thing? It seems, it's still ...... By the way, what are the Nine Tricks? What is the Fire of Life?"
Wu Ming was stunned for a while, his thoughts were racing, his old face was flushed, and cold sweat was dripping.
Originally, the owner of this body, before the age of eight, had already begun to lay the foundation for cultivation, and his talent was good.
It's just that after the age of eight, the body began to appear inexplicably, King Wu asked the imperial doctor to check, and Master Dandao didn't see the name, and the person became confused.
Under the inertia of Wu Ming's thinking, he was still thinking in his previous life, and he was unstable when he was tempted by internal forces, so he forgot many taboos in martial arts.
Don't you know, in his previous life, he practiced martial arts to boil his body, almost reached the limit of the human body, and he practiced diligently for thirty years, and practiced one breath inside, of course, he had no scruples.
But now, this body has not recovered from a serious illness, plus the aura of the other world is not known how many times richer than the earth, and the effect of a few fruits, the result of forcible cultivation is definitely not much better than what the girl said.
It's like if a small bubble enters a blood vessel during an infusion, it may kill you, let alone cultivate internal strength!
Knowing this, Wu Ming's eyes couldn't help but soften a lot.
Although it was the girl's 'gluttony' that caused her to vomit blood, she also saved her life.
As for the life fire and the nine apertures, I only vaguely remember that it seems to be related to the innate realm, but the predecessor is just a half-grown child who has just begun to build a foundation, where do you understand this?
"The Nine Orifices are the heavens, the will, the gods, the essence of life, the essence of life, the gate of life, the sea of qi, the hall of qi, and the yin of qi. Hey, how would I know?
Forget it, you don't understand if you say too much, hehe, seeing that your stupid appearance is so funny, and for the sake of delicious food, I'll help you! Giggle! Hee-hee! Ignite the Nine Tricks Life Fire, and you are the Heavenly Destiny Warrior.
Cultivation is twice the result with half the effort, and the entry is fast, so you don't need to be grateful to Dai De, just contribute the good-smelling qi to me!"
The little girl counted with her little finger like a green onion seriously, suddenly frowned lightly, and patted her head.
"You...... What for?"
Wu Ming nodded thoughtfully, and was about to ask the 'little teacher' again, but the gratitude in his frightened heart disappeared in an instant!
Call!
As soon as the flower in front of her eyes, the little girl suddenly turned into a wisp of purple flame and went straight into her dantian, leaving a series of crisp laughter.