Sun, sand, bikini, if Li knew that the suspension was such a cool thing too early, then I really hope that the AFC grandsons would ban Lao Tzu sooner. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Guo was lying on the beach, drinking a chilled Martini, and it was a pleasant feeling that this was Tahiti, a beautiful place like paradise and certainly one of the most expensive resorts in the world.

For Li Guo, money is not an issue, Li Guo looked at the Tahitian beauties in the distance, and suddenly remembered a story he had read.

It is said that during the Age of Discovery, Captain Cook of England led his fleet to sail through the Pacific Ocean, and when passing through Tahiti, the indigenous people of Tahiti were very interested in foreign sailors, and what made them most interested was something ordinary in the civilized world - iron nails.

But the Tahitians had never seen one, so at the time, all they needed was an iron nail to spend the night with Tahitian beauties, and later the iron nails on the ships of Cook's fleet were almost removed.

Looking at the beauty, Li Guo smiled knowingly, if he can travel to the Age of Discovery next time, he must remember to bring a large box of iron nails before going to sea.

Just when Li Guo was distracted, a football flew over and almost hit Li Guo, Li Guo knew that Tahiti was a beach soccer powerhouse and often entered the Beach Soccer World Cup.

Li Guo looked in the distance, and sure enough, someone was playing beach soccer, only to see someone running over in the distance and saying "I'm sorry".

Li Guo waved his hand, indicating that it didn't matter, but he didn't expect the other party to leave, Li Guo thought, "What's the matter?" Wait until I invite you to dinner. ”

"Are you Chinese?" The other party asked.

"yes,"

Li Guo wondered why you are particularly interested in Chinese because tourists here come from all over the world.

"The Chinese are very powerful," the other gave a thumbs up.

Li Guo is even more strange, this is Li Guo's loneliness, it turns out that the Chinese are very legendary in the Tahiti football circle, when the Chinese player Gong Lei played in the Tahiti League for 6 years, known as the Tahitian football king.

Because of this, as long as Tahiti is a football player, he knows the Chinese football king - Gong Lei.

When the other party explained, Li Guo smiled, "I don't know this, I am the head coach of the Chinese national team." ”

The other party seemed to have been struck by lightning, and immediately shook Li Guo's hand, "You are the head coach of the Chinese team." ”

It is estimated that in the eyes of Tahitians, Chinese football is a god-like existence, and if the other party is a girl, it is estimated that you can roll the bed directly without iron nails.

Li Guo's forehead was sweating, "What did this guy grow up eating, his hands are so strong, and the bones of Lao Tzu are about to break." ”

"Okay, okay, can you tell me about how powerful the Chinese Gong Lei was back then."

As soon as these words came out, the other party immediately started with Gong Lei scoring 36 goals to become the top scorer in the league, and then represented Tahiti in the French Cup (due to historical reasons, the Tahiti league champion can participate in the French Cup), and finally talked about the Tahiti national team recommending Gong Lei as a candidate for World Footballer.

As he spoke, Li Guo was so envious, he thought: "It seems that it is easy to mix in this small place, I will also coach Tahiti in the future, and ...... with Tahiti girls."

"By the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Attani and now I'm with the Tahiti national team,"

Li Guo nodded, this country's football Li Guo is really not clear, this is the desert of the football world, try to ask which Chinese have watched the Tahiti League?

"Li Guo, can I invite you to my house?"

"Of course",

Li Guo and Atani returned to Attani's house, and as soon as they walked into Attani's house, they saw that the walls were full of football things, posters, flags, etc.

"Are you a Marseille fan?"

Looking at the large number of posters about the Marseille club on the wall, Li Guo guessed, and Attani replied: "Yes, my dream is to play in France." ”

"Do you want to go to the World Cup?"

With a thud, Artani laughed, "Me? World cup? That's farther away than going up to the moon. ”

Li Guo also smiled, with the strength of Tahiti, it is estimated that it will never be possible to play in the World Cup.

"By the way, the World Cup qualifiers on your side have also begun."

Atani nodded, "But Tahiti doesn't need to play in the first stage of qualifying. ”

Through understanding, Li Guo knew that the level of Oceania football is the penultimate one, and it is really troublesome to be in the qualifiers.

A total of 11 teams from Oceania participated in the qualifiers, 7 directly participated in the second stage, and the remaining top 4 teams need to participate in the first stage of the qualifiers, and 4 teams from Samoa, Cook Islands, American Samoa and Tonga played in the group stage, and finally the first ranked team advanced to the second stage.

In the second stage, the eight teams are divided into two groups, at which point Tahiti will participate, and the top three teams from each group will advance to the third round.

In the third round, the six teams are divided into two groups and play a two-legged group stage, home and away, with the winners of each group progressing. In the final round, the remaining two teams will play two legs home and away to determine the winner and qualify for the play-offs against the fifth-placed Asian region.

Isn't it complicated?

Actually, it's not, as long as you remember that the only ones who can qualify for these fish belly are New Zealand and Tahiti, and other teams don't even think about it, and the probability of New Zealand advancing is more than 95%, so it's very simple, right?

"MD, those bastards of the AFC just want the Chinese team to compete with New Zealand for this place," Li Guo thought to himself.

******

At dinnertime, Atani was still the only one in the room.

"Do you live alone?"

Attani nodded, "My parents both emigrated to France, and it is easy for Tahitians to immigrate to France, and there are many French people here. ”

Li Guo nodded, in fact, Attani's English is awkward, and the official language of Tahiti is French.

"But I brought my sister over tonight, don't you mind?"

Li Guo shook his head, "Of course not." ”

While he was talking, someone shouted at the door, Li Guo turned his head to look, and was stunned.

"Beautiful, so beautiful!"

The beautiful women who came came with surfboards in their hands and their bronzed skin looked healthy, which is a typical Tahitian beauty.

"Do you have any guests at home?"

"Yes, guess who he is?" Before the girl could answer, Atani couldn't hold back, "He's from China, the country of the ball king Gong Lei." ”

The girl smiled, she knew that her brother was a ball idiot, and Gong Lei was his idol, and the girl walked towards Li Guo, "Hello, my name is Celine (Seline)." ”