Chapter 479: Nonsense
"Don't don't, painting is a person's body, mind, skills, and methods, all of which are indispensable! Your painting is your painting, no matter how we paint, it will definitely be like painting a snake, absolutely not! Lin Yafeng said that we don't carry this pot. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Since the brave man said so, then the old body had no choice but to let the drawings you asked for be destroyed along with my painting." Jenny Buddam Taylor said, you have to carry this pot, and you have to carry it if you don't carry it!
"No, brave, we must get the drawings!" Lefu Gatlin said, "Now I'm on Madame's side."
"Su Xiao Yong, with your talent, it is more than enough to make up for my teacher's painting, I am optimistic about you!" Akadi said, Su Xiao Su Xiao you are the most hanging, the old man will always support you!
Paralysis, a group of people standing and talking without backache! Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng glanced at each other, silent, as if 10,000 *** were rushing through in their chests, and in the end, they could only tremble and pick up the paintbrush and pretend to be in front of the drawing board.
Lin Yafeng said: "Smile, do you think we can use the technique of splashing ink to make up for a flower branch of a tree?" ”
Su Xiao leaned into Lin Yafeng's ear and whispered, "Do you still splash ink?" ”
Lin Yafeng replied in a low voice: "I'll still be a shrew!" Think about it, if there are any profound words to come out, scare and scare them first! ”
Su Xiao nodded in agreement, then touched his chin and said, "The technique of splashing ink is too superficial, how can you show the details of these petals?" In my opinion, it still has to be feathered, liquefied and filtered to make this painting perfect! ”
"What do you think you play PS!" Lin Yafeng first gritted his teeth and muttered a sentence in a low voice, and then laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, it's really a smile, the idea is unique and charming!" It's a pity that there are no ant lines on this canvas, and I can't divide the layers, otherwise I would really want to try it! ”
Damn, you can blow so well? The playfulness came up, and Su Xiao also began to run the train with his mouth full, "I think the quality of this painting paper is good, maybe it can withstand the pressure, do you think it is good for us to use engraving printing to depict this flower tree?" ”
Isn't grass, woodblock printing for lettering? Lin Yafeng was stunned for a moment, and then thought, anyway, it's blowing, what's the big deal, "It makes sense, it makes sense, it must be vivid to depict flowers and trees by engraving printing, but in my opinion, let's still use letterpress printing to paint, maybe it can make these petals more flexible and natural?" ”
Su Xiao nodded yes, "What you said is right, but why do I suddenly think that adding another flower branch to this painting will make the overall layout of this painting top-heavy and overflowing with content, isn't it good to leave a blank space to lead people to infinite reverie?" ”
Younger sister! Yours is it! Lin Yafeng had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and then said: "Oh my God, I really didn't expect that your artistic attainments have reached the legendary peak of the blank realm!" Just as the headless goddess of victory, the broken arm Venus, the younger brother David, and the eyebrowsless Mona Lisa are the same, the beauty of the mutilation is the real beauty! ”
"Oops, oops......" Lin Yafeng pretended to be suffocated and deprived of oxygen and was about to fall, and said in a tone of adoration: "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years!" In vain, I painted amazing works such as "Starry Sky" and "Sunflowers" in the original world, but I didn't expect that in the end, you would be a chess player! ”
Su Xiao nodded and held Lin Yafeng's shoulder, his eyes flashing, "Stinky and shameless!" "The light.
At this point, Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng looked at each other and smiled, that look was really a sympathetic and shameless look. I saw the two of them turn around and walk up to Jenny Buddam Taylor, and said calmly: "After a fierce discussion between the two of us, we have come to the conclusion that the upper left corner of this painting is really the best to leave blank!" ”
To tell the truth, Lady Jenny was already confused.
The conversation between Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng, how can anyone present understand it? At the beginning, Lin Yafeng said that he was splashing ink, and Mrs. Jenny, who was familiar with painting skills, could still associate it a little when she heard this word, but then she heard what feathering, filters, engravings, and letterboards, it was really in the clouds, and it was almost impossible to distinguish between east and west, north and south.
In fact, Mrs. Jenny didn't think about whether Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng were casually lying to themselves, but they only blamed the content of what these two people said was too coherent, just like talking about cross talk, teasing and praising at the same time, and the on-site experience was excellent, which made her feel that the more she listened, the more she felt that the two of them were unfathomable. Therefore, when Mrs. Jenny finally heard the two of them say that there was nothing in the upper left corner, and that it was best to leave it blank, she actually believed it for a while. Just like the emperor's new clothes, the seemingly indescribable sense of superiority is really hidden in the indescribable mystery, if it weren't for the fact that she still had to hold the shelf of a generation of grandmasters, she would almost kneel for Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng.
At this moment, the pig teammate line who has more than enough success and more than defeat is coming.
Akadi completely ignored the temperament of Su Xiao and the two immortals, and ignored the thoughtful eyes of Madame Jenny, and opened his mouth to say: "Teacher, the disciple is dull, and after listening to it for a long time, he still can't understand the deep meaning of the brave man's words. It's just that the disciple still thinks that there is a piece of empty painting, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a semi-finished product, and I just took it back, and others can't understand it! ”
Paralyzed, I knew that today, I should have let you get a boxed lunch in Peacock City! Su Xiao thought viciously.
"What do you mean...... This is also a problem...... "Although Mrs. Jenny is almost about to be brainwashed by Su Xiao and Lin Yafeng, art has to be appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar, in case this painting is posted, and everyone can see that the painting will be sold for money before it is finished, then didn't she smash her own signboard?"
After understanding the other party's worries, Lin Yafeng was pleasant, and said casually: "Your realm is not enough, and it is normal to not understand the profound artistic conception of blank space." However, we brothers do think that painting one more tree and flower branch will hinder the overall effect of this painting, since you insist on adding something in the upper left corner, why don't you let my family laugh and write a poem on the spot, which will not affect the whole painting, but also enhance the artistic grade and collection value of this painting again, how about it? ”
Hearing this, before Mrs. Jenny could agree, Akadi nodded her head like pounding garlic, and her old face was as happy as a blooming chrysanthemum, "Okay, good, my teacher's paintings, Su Xiao's poems, this is simply the best in the world!" If I can combine the two in a work, then my life will really not be in vain! ”
What? Su Xiao's heart tightened, pinched the soft flesh of Lin Yafeng's waist, and asked through gritted teeth, "Why?" ”
The brave man's pain has weakened to an infinitely low level, Lin Yafeng doesn't feel pain knowing that he has been pinched and sheds blood, and he can still say with a hippie smile: "You kid even copied "Silent Night Thoughts", wouldn't it be good to make an ancient poem to fool them?" ”
Mrs. Jenny had already heard Su Xiao's plagiarized "Silent Night Thoughts", and thought that his writing skills were unfathomable, but then she also gave birth to the desire to compare some great artists and great writers, so she deliberately made a mistake: "Su Xiaoyong's "Silent Night Thoughts", the old body has heard of it for a long time, but I don't know whether that swan song is a wonderful pen or luck. If the brave man is really talented and learned, do you dare to compose a poem with the theme of the moon again, and let the old body have the honor to read the masterpiece that can go hand in hand with "Silent Night Thoughts"? ”
Grass, the pit is forced! It is estimated that painting with poetry is already Mrs. Jenny's last bottom line, Su Xiao is really difficult to ride a tiger at this time, so she can only add more strength to the hand that pinched Lin Yafeng's waist, and asked through gritted teeth: "What should I do?" "Silent Night Thoughts" is already Lao Tzu's killer feature! If you cause trouble, you can figure it out yourself! ”