Chapter 9: Laughing and Screaming Diary (5)
"Victory" (Korean)
This Fang Wen carried perfectly, and handed in a perfect answer sheet of 27-1-3. At this time, Fang Wen lifted the ban on the room in front of hundreds of thousands of spectators. The barrage in the room exploded instantly, and a wave of "6666666" attacked, and after admiring Fang Wen's operation, he asked all kinds of questions.
"Anchor, what does PDD have to do with you? Why are you sitting next to you? ”
"Me and PDD? I have to say that this is a bad fate, when PDD saw me in the national uniform, crying and shouting to be my little brother, I was really impatient with him, and I had to accept him as a little brother. Fang Wen panicked and didn't blink an eye.
"NM's fart, didn't you have your dead skin pestering me in the first place, and I wanted me to cover you in the e-sports circle? How did it get into your mouth like this, and I pestered you? Face, man. ", PDD, who was sitting next to Fang Wen, saw Fang Wen so black himself, and quickly washed himself away without hesitation, as for how he met Fang Wen in the first place, is it important? It doesn't matter at all.
"Damn, PDD is too j8 sassy, Ah Yi and I dare to steel the front, do you still need a cover? What an international joke. The eyes of the masses are bright, PDD, you can't slander me. If you want to be yourself, how can it be, Fang Wen is not the second stunned person who was at the beginning, and immediately found "evidence" to fight back against PDD.
you! PDD found itself speechless. PDD took a deep breath and stood up. He thought of a sentence, that is, if you can do it, try not to BB.
Fang Wen raised his head and looked up at PDD, and asked with a wary expression, "What do you want to do?"
PDD was too lazy BB to turn into a hungry tiger and pounced on it, and the corners of Fang Wen's mouth, who was healthy every day, outlined a sneer, do it with him? Except for the announcement of death, I have not been afraid of anyone. Fang Wen got up neatly, grabbed PDD's hands with both hands and limped.
PDD was pulled by a huge force, and his fat body fell uncontrollably to the carpet on the side, and the sound of "coaxing" shocked the entire training base.
Fang Wen didn't intend to be so cheap PDD, he jumped up reflexively, sat on PDD's back, and once again used the legendary milk dragon gripper.
"! It hurts, don't mess with people. PDD lay on the carpet on the floor, desperately begging for mercy.
"Y, aren't you very jumpy? Still want to get your hands dirty? Do you think I won't dare to do anything with you if you're fat? TM: I'm telling you, I'm not afraid of anyone in the fight esports world except for death. Damn, that's wrong. Fang Wen secretly exerted his hands and desperately grabbed the **** of PDD and did not let go.
"Big brother, I was wrong, really wrong, I have something to say. I'll get down on your knees. PDD learned from boxers to bang the floor desperately to beg for mercy.
Fang Wen let go of his hands that were holding naizi, stood up, and slapped PDD's plump buttocks fiercely, "Send you four words: MDZZ, and collect opponent information for me in real fights." Is it good for me to TM to exercise every day, and you TM are looking for me to fight? ”
PDD lay on the ground and was reluctant to get up, and touched his ass aggrievedly, Fang Wen really didn't know about exercising every day, how could he know if he got up at 12 o'clock every day.
The scene of Fang Wen tuning PDD was not only seen by thousands of viewers in Fang Wen's live broadcast room, but also by thousands of viewers in PDD's room. The most annoying thing is that the smile that was about to see who Fang Wen was also saw this scene, and his hand to call PDD stopped.
"Please cherish your live broadcast room, don't let us warn a second time!"
"This Nima domestic violence scene, what about my sister-in-law? Sao Pig call his sister-in-law to save the scene! ”
"This is the largest same-sex dating live broadcast room on Battle Flag TV, children should not come in to watch."
"The death declaration of the innocent lying gun, which one is stronger in smashing the base technology, VG is looking for the death declaration of the broken ship!"
"Damn, the supertube has come to do rounds. Ignore my report, there are people here who spread bad culture! ”
"Report it? Take me one! ”
The audience in PDD's battle flag tv live broadcast room enthusiastically reported, one by one incarnated as a little messenger of justice, and reported to the superpipe. At the same time, he did not forget to ridicule PDD's tragic domestic violence.
is different from the audience in the live broadcast room of Battle Flag tvPDD, most of the viewers in Fang Wen's live broadcast room have seen such a "hot and fragrant" scene for the first time. They typed with both hands to show their innocence.
"! Isn't this a pig PDD? Pressed under Dark, this posture is four-layered, as if I have seen it in a Japanese popular science book. ”
"The anchor proved his relationship with PDD with his actions. I've always heard that Dark is a rich second generation, and what he did, I always thought that many girls would be brutally destroyed by Dark, until I saw this scene. At this moment, my heart is more at ease than I have ever felt before. ”
"MDZZ, I've always heard that someone has a dog, I can't imagine what it is until I see this scene today, pigs can be day, let alone dogs!"
"Principal Wang gave the anchor Dark Buddha jumping over the wall X10!"
"! Principal Wang showed up, my husband is leaving, this scene is spicy! ”
I'm Principal Wang: "Please forgive me for almost laughing, I'm just an ordinary ward round, I didn't expect to see such a scene, it's too exciting." PDD was hooked up with Dark! The picture is too beautiful to look at. ”
"The throne of Panda TV's No. 1 same-sex dating should be booked by Dark.,I'm convinced.。
The farce between Fang Wen and PDD is over, but the barrage in the room has been brushing non-stop, Fang Wen just thanked Principal Wang for the Buddha jumping over the wall, so he didn't speak, and continued to play live broadcast.
At this moment, PDD's mobile phone rang, and PDD answered the phone with an aggrieved face. "Hello?"
"Hey, Sao Pig, I didn't expect you to be subjected to domestic violence. Aha!!ha There was a happy smile on the other side of the phone, which made PDD, who had just been wronged, angry. Since you dare to hurt him like this? Hurt each other then!
"Bald? How's your hair? It's not gone, is it? Or is it half off? Do you want me to ask an old Chinese medicine doctor to take a look at it for you, or you can just go and shave your head? ”
Crit! PDD's words were like an endless handful of sticks in Xiaoxiao's chest, causing Xiaoxiao, a bald monster, to suffer tens of thousands of injuries.
"Sao Pig, NMSL, WSND!" The smile that was mentioned sadly by PDD again was like a raging beast, no matter how deep the friendship with the pig was, it sprayed directly. Hurt each other? Who wouldn't!
PS: I'm so tired to be a conductor today.,Temporarily come back to catch up with two chapters.,I'm going to go out to do something later.,There's one left.,It depends on the situation.,It's more at night.,Can't make it up tomorrow.。 (To be continued.) )