Chapter 35
The tourists saw these three stunning girls who did not apply powder, walking lightly and gracefully, the men were of course straight-eyed and fascinated, and those women were even more ashamed of their ugliness and couldn't help but feel jealous. At that time, although the lake was still a beautiful scenery, none of the tourists could hear it in their ears and see it in their eyes.
The men and three women are Wei Changtian, Yang Xueying, Bai Susu, and Bai Zhenzhen. After they left the town, they traveled all the way north, and arrived outside the city of Yingzhou at the turn of noon.
Before entering the city, the four of them saw a notice of the arrest of Wei Changtian at the city gate, and more than a dozen officers and soldiers held a portrait of Wei Changtian and lined them up on both sides of the city gate, carefully interrogating and strictly investigating the pedestrians entering and leaving. Wei Changtian was the first to change his appearance, so he didn't worry at all, and swaggered to the city gate. The Bai sisters followed. Only Yang Xueying secretly sweated, worried about being recognized by the officers and soldiers. Who would have thought that those officers and soldiers stopped them and interrogated them a few words, and when they saw that Wei Changtian and the person in the painting were too bad in appearance, they waved their hands and let them into the city.
The four of them walked to the edge of the West Lake, Wei Changtian saw that the eyes of tourists were focused on Yang Xueying's three daughters, knowing that they were shocked by the beauty of the three of them, he was happy for a while, and said secretly: "Look at you stupid baba, how about it? My wife is beautiful! Haha, this is called beautiful and delicious, and I am hungry for you!" stretched out his left arm, grabbed Bai Susu and Bai Zhenzhen's small waists, and pulled Yang Xueying's jade hand with his right hand.
Bai Zhenzhen smiled and leaned closer to him. Bai Susu and Yang Xueying's faces were slightly red, and they didn't push back, letting him hug and pull.
All the tourists were people who followed the rules, and they were all stunned when they saw Wei Changtian and the others making such intimate movements in front of the public, until they walked over for a long time, and then they pointed and discussed.
Although Wei Changtian was only a few months away from home, he felt a sense of being away for several years at this moment, and walked along the path on the shore of the West Lake for a while, suddenly stopped and said, "Let's stand here and take a look at the scenery of my hometown." Ah, look, isn't it beautiful?"
The four of them stood near the lake, and Bai Susu sighed: "'In the dust, I don't know who is male or female. I remember that there was a man named Su Dongpo who was too punctual in Hangzhou, and he once compared Hangzhou West Lake to your ancient beauty Xi Shi. Later, he was transferred out of Hangzhou to be the too punctual of Yingzhou, but he found that the West Lake in Yingzhou and the West Lake in Hangzhou were actually ordinary beauty, and it was impossible to tell 'who is male and female'......"
Although Wei Changtian didn't read much, he also knew that Su Dongpo, a generation of writers, was even more familiar with Xi Shi, one of the four beauties, and said in surprise: "Susu, you are really good, you can even know the poems of the old man in Dongpo, admire, admire!"
Bai Susu smiled slightly, and was about to speak, but Bai Zhenzhen rushed to say, "Of course." Although we are not human beings in the world, since we have cultivated as adults, we have often gotten some books to read. I don't read it much, but my sister has almost read the book of the world...... Didn't I blow it for my sister, didn't you have to take the top prize test every year in all dynasties? If my sister participated, then she would be the top champion every year! Brother Wei, do you believe what I said?
Wei Changtian cocked his thumb and said in a loud voice: "Believe! Of course I believe it! Hehe, Su Su, your brother Wei is not too knowledgeable, and when he encounters any problems in the future, he will have to ask you for more advice." Ah, will you be my military advisor in the future?" he grinned and said: "Xi Shi, I've heard of her, she is really very beautiful?" Alas, it's a pity that the three of you weren't born in her time, otherwise how could there be any 'four beauties'? It should have become the 'three beauties' a long time ago, Yang Xueying, Bai Susu, Bai Zhenzhen...... If you have to make up a 'Four Beauties', then Xi Shi can barely hang a name......"
When Yang Xueying's three daughters heard this, they all said that Wei Changtian was flamboyant and talked nonsense, but they were secretly happy in their hearts.
Wei Changtian shouted "wronged" and said solemnly: "Am I wrong? I don't believe it, let the 'four beauties' come out and compare with you! If they can match the beauty of the three of you, it will be very good." ”
The three girls "giggled" and laughed: "You have great ability, let them come out!"
Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, if I really become an immortal in the future, turn over the river and the sea, and go to the heavens and the earth, it won't be easy?
Bai Zhenzhen said with a smile: "After death, the soul is scattered, the yang energy is completely lost, and after entering the underworld, the whole body is cold and cold, just like a walking corpse, ugly and dead." I'm afraid that if you do, they will be disappointed. ”
Wei Changtian let out a light "ah", scratched his head, and said, "That's it, that'...... Then don't let them go. Looking sideways, I saw the boat on the lake swimming slowly, the boat swaying lightly, the smoke and waves, I was stupid for a while, and I thought: "I heard that there is a fairy mountain and god island on the sea, and there is a fairy palace in the sky, and there are seven-colored clouds, cranes and dragons or something, I don't know how the scenery of this small West Lake is." "I can't help but be fascinated.
Bai Su amateur waited to see that he was still giggling just now, but at this time, he looked like dementia, and he was curious. Bai Zhenzhen winked at Yang Xueying and the others, and said loudly in his ear: "Hey, Brother Wei, what are you thinking in a daze?"
Wei Changtian came back to his senses, hugged her suddenly, and laughed: "What do you want, I want to kiss you!" As he spoke, he stretched out his mouth and touched her cheek, only to feel that the skin on her face was soft and tender, and he couldn't help but kiss her twice.
Rao is Bai Zhenzhen is lively and outgoing, uninhibited, but at this time, his face turned red, pushed Wei Changtian away, hid behind Yang Xueying and Bai Susu, and said: "Look at it, in broad daylight, he actually ...... It's like this. Sister Xue Ying, Sister Su Su, help me beat him!"
Wei Changtian rubbed his palms, and said with a smile: "Isn't it just kissing twice, look at you scared!" His right hand touched his lips, put it on the end of his nose and sniffed hard, "Wow", and shouted: "Well, fragrant! fragrant! Hehe, if there weren't a lot of people here, I would have picked you up, and then ......" Speaking of this, he paused deliberately, gestured with both hands, and looked at Bai Zhenzhen eating and laughing.
Yang Xueying thought to herself that when she asked him to say it again, she didn't know what kind of unbearable words she would say, and she was surrounded by tourists, wouldn't it be a joke when she saw it? After walking for half a day, I wanted to eat and rest. Bai Susu also echoed.
Wei Changtian put away his playfulness and said, "Okay, let's go home! I'll lead the way." "Just take a step. Yang Xueying's three daughters followed behind him.
After a short walk to the east, Wei Changtian pointed to a mansion on the north side of the street and said, "It's here, it's here! That's my house...... No, it's our family. At this time, he has regarded Yang Xueying and the other three daughters as family.
walked to the vermilion lacquer gate of the mansion, slapped it a few times, and shouted: "Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang, open the door quickly, I'm back! Xiaofeng is back!"
The door suddenly opened with a "squeak", and the head of a tall and thin young man poked out, his eyes flipped, and he looked at Wei Changtian and the four of them for a while, and asked, "Who are you?"
Wei Changtian was stunned for a moment, then smiled dumbly, pointed at him, and said, "Who is your grandmother?
The tall and thin young man raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Lao Zhang, what are you looking for him?"
Wei Changtian said: "This ...... I am an old friend of Lao Zhang, and I passed by here today to see him. ”
The tall and thin young man snorted, with a look of disdain on his face, and said: "Hehe, that bad old man is dizzy, it's not good to watch the door, let him go back to his hometown to farm!"
Although Wei Changtian was dissolute and uninhibited, he had great respect for Lao Zhang, and when he heard his words insulting Lao Zhang, he couldn't help but rush into anger and said loudly: "You fart! Lao Zhang has been looking at the door here for decades, and he has never made a mistake, why can't he do it? Hmph, I'm going to ask Steward Wang, why did he want to drive Lao Zhang away!"
The tall and thin young man couldn't figure out his identity for a while, and he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, stretched out his arms, and said, "Slow, you report your name first, and wait for me to go in and report it." ”
Wei Changtian's eyes rolled and said, "You heard clearly, my surname is me, my ancestor." Go and report it, and say, 'My father' is here." ”
The tall and thin young man muttered, "My ancestor...... My ancestor ......" was about to turn around and run to report, when he suddenly came to his senses and said angrily: "Mom, you dare to tease Lao Tzu! Who are you?"
Wei Changtian smiled and said, "Didn't you say it? My name is 'My Ancestor'." ”
The tall and thin young man was furious, rushed to him, and said, "My ancestor...... Bah! You're fucking pretty sideways!Get out of here, or I'll beat you up!" he clenched his fists and shook it in front of Wei Changtian.
Wei Changtian wrapped his arms around his chest and said lightly: "Okay, you can try to punch me a few times." ”
The tall and thin young man saw that he was burly and carrying a long sword, and knew that he was a person who had practiced martial arts, so he didn't dare to make a mistake for a while, so he spat on the ground and said stupidly: "Lao Tzu is too lazy to talk to you!" He walked back to the door with a curse and slammed the vermilion door shut.
Bai Zhenzhen smiled and said, "Brother Wei, did you take the wrong way and go to the wrong door? Is this really your home?"
Wei Changtian didn't understand for a while, he was stunned, and said: "I have lived here since I was born, and I have been living here for more than ten years, and I can recognize the house when it turns to ashes." ”
Bai Zhenzhen said: "Since it is your family, then you are the young master of the family." How dare he, a janitor, be so rude to you?"
Wei Changtian said: "Yes, his grandmother's, it's against him! If Lao Zhang is here, he will definitely be intimate when he sees me." This kid is new, and he's a little arrogant, look at me and teach him a lesson!" he said, slamming the door again. This time, the palm added a bit of strength, and the vermilion lacquer door was "buzzing" by the power of his palm, as if a big mallet was beating a giant drum.
The tall and thin man was already a violent man, and after enduring it for a while, he finally burst into anger, opened the door, and rushed out, shouting: "Grandma, a bear, you try again!"
Wei Changtian was not annoyed, grinned, and slapped a few more times.
The tall and thin man's horse face turned purple, and he smiled instead of anger: "Okay, good, you have a seed! You have a seed! A seed is waiting here not to leave!"
The more annoyed he became, the happier Wei Changtian became, and said, "You want to find someone to teach me a lesson, don't you? Ouch, I'm so scared! Don't worry, I'm not leaving, I'm waiting for you." ”
The tall and thin man glared at him fiercely, turned back and ran through the door, and came out of his back with seven or eight tall men, each holding a wrist-thick wooden stick in his hand.
The thin and tall man pointed at Wei Changtian and said, "Brothers, it's this bastard who is looking for trouble!"
One by one, the men looked fierce, and stepped forward to surround Wei Changtian, and one of them said: "You are not a small bold, you dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head!
Wei Changtian said in his heart: "Damn, Steward Wang is nervous, how can he use it to be such a fierce man? Well, as soon as my father dies, I will be the master of the family in the future, and it will be impossible to meet for the first time today, and it will not work if I don't give these subordinates a little bit of power." Smiled: "Hahaha, Lao Tzu is not only going to break ground on your Tai Sui today, but also pull a few piles of!"
Bai Zhenzhen and Yang Xueying listened to it, and couldn't help but laugh out loud. The three girls saw that Wei Changtian and those men were tense, and the momentum of the fight was about to break out, and they knew that he was not afraid of fighting, so they slowly retreated backwards.
Bai Zhenzhen said: "Brother Wei, teach them a hard lesson!"
Wei Changtian turned around and winked at her, and said, "The lesson is trivial, I'm still going to on their heads." Fuck, one person pulls a bunch on his head, and then soaks and pees, stinks to death!" suddenly felt wind in the back of his head, and at the same time heard Yang Xueying exclaim: "Be careful!" Before the call was over, Wei Changtian already had a stick on his head, and at the sound of "dang chang", a half-cut wooden stick fell to the ground and rolled to the side.
Wei Changtian turned around, only to see a black-faced man stunned, holding the remaining half of the wooden stick in his hand, knowing that he had beaten him, he touched the back of his head, and scolded: "Okay, you green-headed dead turtle is engaged in a sneak attack in broad daylight, and you still have to be shameless!"
The black-faced man was originally very powerful, thinking that if he went down with a stick, it would definitely make Wei Changtian's head bleed and faint on the spot, but he didn't want Wei Changtian's head to be broken, but his wooden stick was broken into two, and the tiger's mouth was shaken. He looked at Wei Changtian for a while, and then at the broken stick in his hand, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... You...... of the head...... Head ......"
Wei Changtian said: "Your father is a green-haired black **!" After a pause, he suddenly snatched half of his wooden stick, held it in his right hand, and used his five fingers slightly, and the wooden stick was kneaded under his fingers.
He showed this kung fu, and everyone present was moved except for Yang Xueying and the three daughters.
Wei Changtian said to the black-faced man: "Come on, you change a stick and fight again!
The man was frightened and took two steps back. Take your eyes and look at the accomplices. The rest of the men also looked at each other, not daring to force themselves out.
The tall and thin man who guarded the door was shocked when he saw that his people were shocked, and sneered: "Hehe, it's a shame that you guys who are five big and three rough have been boasting that they have practiced kung fu all day long, and you are still afraid of him alone......?" Admire a few of you!" Seeing that everyone's faces were ashamed, he said: "Brothers, even though this bastard is powerful, but two fists are hard to beat with four hands, let's rush up, can we still beat him?"
All the men were right when they thought about it, and they each waved the wooden sticks in their hands, and attacked Wei Changtian with their heads and faces.
At that time, there were many pedestrians on the street, and many people had already looked at this side from a distance, and when they saw that Wei Changtian was about to be beaten, they knew that he would be seriously injured if he died or was seriously injured, and they couldn't help but sigh.
Wei Changtian sneered, but he didn't move, letting the wooden sticks rain on his head and body, as if he was numb. When the men saw that he couldn't be defeated, they were shocked, and their hands became more and more forceful.
After a while, I only heard Wei Changtian shouting, and the blue light around his body was covered with a layer of light, and when the wooden sticks in everyone's hands touched the layer of blue light, they all broke together, and the people were shocked and fell out. A man reclined on the ground, pointed at Wei Changtian and shouted: "Ah, he has practiced the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt! It's amazing!" He is also a martial arts practitioner, and when he encounters such a thing, the first thing that comes to mind is that Wei Changtian must practice kung fu such as hard qigong, and he has reached the realm of supernatural transformation. But I don't know that Wei Chang's immortal body is beginning to take shape, and the vulgar iron can't be injured by the sword, let alone a few wooden sticks?
Wei Changtian said: "Hard qigong?, hard qigong is a fart! Lao Tzu has already practiced the unbreakable body of King Kong twenty years ago...... Haha, it's amazing!" Turning his eyes to the tall thin man who was guarding the door, he saw that his head hit the ground when he fell, and a big lump appeared on his forehead, as if he had grown a single horn, hehe laughed, stepped forward, and said: "You unicorn dog is the most fucking bad, let's teach you a lesson first!"
Although the West Lake is more than two miles away from here, if Wei Chang naively wants to throw it, and the strength of the pinch is just right, the thin and tall man may really be thrown into the lake. The water of the West Lake is very deep, I am afraid that he will fall from the sky, plunge to the bottom of the lake, and it will be difficult to come up again.
The tall and thin man didn't want to fall into the West Lake, but he knew that Wei Changtian now threw himself to the ground, he had to break his tendons and fracture his bones, and in a panic, his limbs kicked and scratched in the air, and he shouted in his mouth: "Spare your life, help, starvation!"
The rest of the men had already stood up at this time, and everyone was terrified about what had just been shaken down, who would dare to step forward to save his life?
At this moment, a man's voice came from the courtyard of the house: "Who is blind and dares to come here to make trouble!"
Wei Changtian squinted sideways, and saw that with the words, three people walked out of the vermilion lacquer gate. The latter two are dressed as family members, and the man in front of him is dressed in a brocade hat, with a round face and thin eyes, a slightly chubby figure, and a black mole the size of a bean on his left cheek is particularly conspicuous.
When Wei Changtian saw the round-faced man, he couldn't help but be happy in his heart, and blurted out: "Manager Wang!
The chief steward of the king was playing with a young man he had just married in the house, when he suddenly heard that someone was disturbing outside, and he was furious and hurried over. He heard Wei Changtian call himself "Manager Wang", his voice was extremely familiar, and he couldn't help but be stunned, but when he saw Wei Changtian's face clearly, he had never seen it before, and said with a calm face: "Who are you?"
Wei Changtian knew that he had changed his appearance, and he couldn't recognize it, so he said: "Manager Wang, you are really forgetful, I have been friends with you for more than ten years, do you really remember? Then, if you take a closer look, maybe you will suddenly remember." ”
When Mr. Wang heard this, his eyes widened, stared at his face for a long time, and frowned: "Humble Wang, you ...... This one...... I really don't remember who your Excellency is. ”
Wei Changtian pretended to be disappointed, and sighed loudly: "Alas, you don't even recognize your old friend, it's really sad!"
At this time, the tall and thin young man who was guarding the door came to Steward Wang's side and said in a low voice: "Master, just now he said that he was Lao Zhang's friend, and he came to see Lao Zhang's, how can he ...... Why did he say it was your friend again? Well, I think he must have lied to you. In recent years, there have been many people who cheat to eat and drink, and there are also many people who cheat money. Sir, be careful. ”
Although his voice was small, Wei Changtian could hear it clearly, and he didn't show his face at the moment, just watching what Steward Wang did.
I saw Steward Wang nodding slightly and said, "I know." Looking over Wei Changtian, he saw Yang Xueying, Bai Susu, and Bai Zhenzhen not far behind him, all of whom were peerless and delicate like flowers, and couldn't help but light up in front of him, and thought: "These three girls are so beautiful! Fuck, I have seven or eight wives and vains in my house, and they can't compare to one of them together, it's really angry! Hmph, this man has a big nose and a wide mouth, rough hands and feet, and he thinks that he is a person who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, and Yanfu is really not shallow!"
Yang Xueying and the other three girls saw that his face was full of salivation, and they all glared at him. The king steward smiled "hehe", but he didn't see it.
Wei Changtian asked, "How is it, do you remember?"
Steward Wang's eyes turned, his face immediately gloomy, and with a "hum", he said, "I don't know you." You'd better leave quickly, otherwise I'll let people go to the government mansion and say goodbye, you won't be able to eat and walk around. He said to the men: "Let's go in!"
When Wei Changtian saw them enter, he hurriedly said, "Slow." He rushed forward and said to the king's housekeeper, "You let the others stay away, and I will say something to you...... Absolutely important words. You won't regret it for the rest of your life. ”
Seeing his secret look, Steward Wang couldn't help but be curious, retreated from those men, and said, "What do you want to say?"
Wei Changtian "coughed" twice and whispered a few words in his ear. When Steward Wang heard this, his body shook suddenly, as if he had been shocked, and he pointed at Wei Changtian and said, "Ah, you ...... You...... Is it less...... You're not...... It's not already ......"
Wei Changtian said: "What is already? Tell you not to ask more, but still ask?"