Chapter 42: The Patient with Spermatosis
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Mo's Big Redemption Player, whose name is unknown; Gender: Male; Physical characteristics: dead fat, sissy; Martial arts paths: swordsmanship is insidious, body skills are extremely fast, and the moves are specialized in the next three key points.
This is an additional focus of attention in the intelligence departments of major gangs and studios in the wake of the recent heavy dart escort turmoil.
According to those who have fought with this dead fat man, and the players who have encountered this dead fat man who occasionally darts in the following period of time, they complained with tears in their eyes, this fat man is not only specialized in the next three ways, he seems to have a grudge with a man, and every time he shoots, the cold of the yin test makes people feel tight, and as long as one is unprepared, what is left is an indelible psychological shadow for a period of time.
However, when these characteristics were linked together and summarized at the desks of various studios and gang intelligence bosses, every person in charge with a normal way of thinking immediately made an instruction that "this person can only be wooed and cannot make enemies".
It was during this period of time that the rumors of "sunflower heirs appeared in the rivers and lakes" also spread in a very noisy way.
Therefore, when the protagonist of this rumor, the fat man who is now so mysterious that no one knows the name of the character, suddenly appeared in front of the eyes of these players of the Eight Desolations Studio, the horror and fear in their hearts can be imagined.
What's going on lately? Is yin flourishing and yang declining? The sanctimony of a tomb sect is not enough, and a dead fat man who cuts JJ and practices magic skills has emerged......
"Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken...... Cut the chicken! ”
Humming a creepy song, the bouncing dead fat man successfully completed a childhood destruction.
"You say, will people call Brother Yixiu in the future? Hee-hee-hee-hee...... So happily decided! ”
Looking at this self-questioning and self-answering patient, several people were about to cry.
The miserable experience of the two Wudang players who dominate the universe is in front of them, in the final analysis, these two guys are to blame for this matter, they have nothing to do, and they provoked such a dead pervert!
"I'll tell you, our boss will be here soon! You...... You'd better not play any tricks! ”
Someone tried to speak harshly, but was soon covered by his comrades-in-arms first.
"I'm sorry! There is no way to discipline his subordinates...... That, the great dart god of Mo......"
"Call me Brother Hugh!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Ichihu's brother is a god...... That one...... What happened just now was definitely a misunderstanding, and our Eight Desolations Studio is willing to pay the price......"
"Oh?"
The fat man lifted his eyelids.
"What price can you pay? People have a very high vision. ”
"This ......"
Several people exchanged heads, and in the end, the Huashan player led by gritted his teeth and untied the sword at his waist.
"Great God...... You smile at this white rainbow sword......"
There's no way around it, who made him cheap just now.
Between little JJ and his beloved sword, I'm afraid all men will choose the former - oh yes, except for this dead fat man.
"Tut-tut-tut......"
The benefits handed to the front, the dead fat man, that is, Yi Cheng, is naturally impossible to leak out of his mouth.
Baihong Sword: The sword body is tough, the silver light is refined, and the move is dazzling like a rainbow, so it is called Baihong. Attack +95.
Although it is not as good as the Zhan Lu Sword, it is also a rare good sword in the rivers and lakes, it is much better than the continental goods of the Bishui Sword, and it is obviously more durable.
The attack strength attached to the weapons and equipment is not counted in the player's own attack power obtained through martial arts, qualifications, and actual combat experience, but will be calculated and deal additional damage.
Just like a naughty boy holding the Heavenly Sword can easily slash and kill the top master without resistance, this setting is naturally in line with the basic concept that is closest to reality.
In addition, the defensive ability of external strength, the level of its own basic martial arts, and the level of "dismantling and unloading" determine the external damage suffered by the player.
As for the attack part of the internal power bonus, it also depends on the player's own internal strength cultivation to resist, and only a three-pronged approach can eliminate all the attacks from the opponent.
Theoretically, when a player is stronger than his opponent in terms of external strength, internal strength, and armor, then he will not take any damage from his opponent - of course, in practice, under the cross-calculation of the three types of damage, except for the huge difference in actual combat, this kind of one-sided crushing rarely occurs.
Having said so much, Yi Cheng, whose actual combat experience is still a lot worse than the average level of the rivers and lakes, what he needs most is, of course, such a weapon that can greatly make up for his attack defects - a disgraceful weapon like the Zhan Lu Sword, he is really not blessed now, but this Baihong Sword, he can happily accept it.
"But...... I'm going to let you go...... People feel so unwilling. ”
Looking at the few people in front of him who were trembling and waiting to be dealt with, the dead fat man Yi Cheng grinned.
"Otherwise, let's make a game, and the loser will leave the little jj...... How is it? ”
So the group of people cried on the spot.
You practice sunflowers, you are not afraid of losing! But none of the brothers want to enter the palace as eunuchs!
"Really...... Okay, okay, people are magnanimous, so I'll let you go for the time being. ”
In the blink of an eye, the fat man changed to a smiling and kind appearance, which made these unlucky children from hell to heaven like a pardon.
"But...... There is another condition. ”
The fat man's orchid finger had already hit the eyebrows of the Huashan player before a few people had time to react.
"People want you to ......"
"No...... No! I...... I don't have a girlfriend yet! ”
"Look at what you said...... People just love your calloused palms......"
After teasing this pale and sweaty guy, the fat man finally put forward his conditions with a grin.
"What people want to say is that they want you to inform them as soon as you get any news about morality in the future."
"Huh?"
Although he was stunned for a moment, he soon came back to his senses.
"Yes! I'll let our boss know right away......"
"Hee-hee-hee-hee...... It doesn't matter how to operate it, people just need to get the news as soon as possible. ”
After speaking, the fat man rose up, and his huge flesh-like body actually volleyed away lightly.
"Tell your boss that the sanctimonious character belongs to others, and you are not allowed to rob ...... with others"
“……”
Finally gone.
Looking at the figure that disappeared in the blink of an eye, several people were already soaking wet, and at this time, they let out a breath and almost sat on the ground.
That's right, although this fat man may not be as good as a few of them in actual combat, but just the ruthlessness of the shot has left them with a full psychological shadow.
Sunflower in hand, I have it in the world, this long-rumored sentence is not a lie, if this fat man is really a sunflower treasure...... No, it should be said that under the premise that it has been affirmed that this fat man is practicing sunflowers, even if it is more than 10 million masters in actual combat, they must weigh whether they have the strength to weigh their opponents.
And soon, the word about the fat man's request to "get the news about the sanctimony as soon as possible" reached the ears of the eight desolations who were still halfway through.
"Hmph...... Lao Tzu is afraid that there are not enough people who want to be sanctimonious, that guy is a dog! ”
The studio boss, who is now allied with the Dominant, smiled wickedly and quickly made his decision.
"In this case, in the past few days, I will first shift the focus to the upcoming general altar battle, and the first cooperation with the majestic universe is related to the future prospects of the studio, as for the sanctimoniousness...... If you find out about this guy, let that dead fat man torture him! Hahaha......"
"But the boss...... There is one more problem. ”
The Huashan player who had previously paid for his white rainbow sword weakly raised an objection.
"We don't know the name of the fat man's character yet, how to notify ......"
"Didn't you say that the fat man and the blood killer had a leg? In that case, it's good to send someone to contact the bloody killer directly. ”
is worthy of being the boss of the studio, and it is easy to understand all kinds of related matters that the fat man did not explain behind this "alliance".
So next, inexplicably, he received a bloody killing from the members of the Eight Desolations Studio, "about assisting the big dart of Mo and the great god of Yixiu to encircle and suppress Dao Xiangran", and the expression on his face can be imagined.
"This damn pervert...... It's better to play yourself to schizophrenia one day! ”
"Ahh
At the same time, Yi Cheng, who had recovered his original appearance, sneezed, rubbed his nose inexplicably, and continued to ride his horse towards the capital.
"There must be a girl thinking about me...... Which sister is it? ”
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