The hot pot is hot, and Yuan Dongshuai's days in Spain are also hot. ?Eight? 1. Chinese ???.? 8 (viii)

After ending the call, Yuan Dongshuai picked up his mobile phone, took a picture of the hot pot with his mobile phone, and gave it to the editor-in-chief of Kuaishi.com.

After editing in the editing room, an hour and a half of hot pot was transformed into a fifteen-minute eating experience with the caption: "The first meal of the madman God of War in Spain!" ”

As soon as the video was released, it attracted countless fans.

"Can you eat fondue in Spain?"

"This is a mandarin duck pot! Don't know if the taste is authentic? ”

"The hot pot looks delicious! I'm going to try it too! Go now! ”

"There are three people eating hot pot, the madman God of War, Gong Gong, and a handsome uncle, who is he?"

"yes, who is this uncle? His melancholy eyes made my heart melt! ”

This time it's good, a hot pot, a video, so that Blanca. Lee became a national celebrity!

After a professional doxing search, Blanca. Li's background information was also turned out, and his identity as an artist fascinated countless literary and artistic young women, and even Bi Jing called to ask Yuan Dongshuai: "Blanca. When will Lee return to China? ”

Where did Yuan Dongshuai know the thoughts of this sloppy uncle, he had to prevaricate: "He will return to China with me!" ”

And after the hot pot, Gong Gong let Blanca. Li carried him and Yuan Dongshuai to the Real Madrid training base, and Yuan Dongshuai's days in Real Madrid officially began.

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This is a long letter written by Yuan Dongshuai to Zhou Yutong, and it arrived at Zhou Yutong's e-mail:

Dear Yutong, I miss you like a cat misses a fish.

Every night, when I close my eyes, two women appear in my mind at the same time.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't seduced by a Spanish girl! The other woman is my grandma, the beautiful Ayiguli!

Just last night, my grandmother called me and asked if I had adapted to Real Madrid's reserves.

I told her: "Real Madrid's reserves are nothing more than that! No one's past me, no one's skill has ever beaten me, no one has despised me as a madman! ”

The coach of Real Madrid's reserve team told me that as soon as the reserve team started the official game, he would let me play as a substitute!

What an incredible opportunity! Being on the bench means that I can conquer the Real Madrid fans with a good performance!

The reserve team game will start in a month's time, and when the time comes, I will record the whole game for you, so that you can see how I run in the Real Madrid shirt!

Although I was used to Real Madrid's reserves, I didn't adapt to life in Spain.

Spain is nice, with great scenery, beautiful cities and delicious food.

But Blanca. Lee is terrible!

Don't believe the video broadcast by Kuaijing! In the video, Blanca. Lee was suave and the apartment we stayed in was clean and tidy and I was in Blanca. Lee "Qin Se Harmony"!

That's fake! You know, every week, I'm going to provide a video to Kuaishi.com.

In order to accomplish this task, I specially cleaned Blanca. In Lee's apartment, I didn't get any rest at all for a whole day, dealing with pots and pans, dealing with the dust on the floor, dealing with the messy studio, dealing with the smelly bed...

Thanks to my efforts, the apartment has been renovated and has become a place where people can live.

Co Blanca. Lee didn't like the new apartment, and he yelled at me, "Crazy! You're a complete lunatic! The apartment was so neat and so clean! I lost the inspiration to create! ”

I roared back, "If messy and dirty inspires you, I'd suggest you move to a junkyard!" ”

I was with Blanca. Li scolded each other, and they couldn't convince each other.

But when I turned the camera on, Blanca. Lee's face changed immediately, and he smiled mildly and had a friendly conversation with me.

Rain Hitomi! Don't be fooled by illusions! Don't get hooked on Blanca. Li, a sloppy uncle, his psychological thief is perverted!

When the video was recorded and I turned off the camera, Blanca. Lee's face changed again, and he roared, turning the apartment into a garbage dump: "This is the life of an artist!" ”

I'm telling you, as long as I learn Spanish, I'll move out!

But now! I can only send people under the fence to make a living, and I hope you don't blame me for being a weak person, an unprincipled person.

I'm very backbone, and I'm also very principled!

You asked me not to hook up with Spanish babes, and I didn't! You asked me to learn Spanish, and I was not ashamed to ask the hateful Blanca. Li humbly asked! You asked me to walk around and get a glimpse of Spain, and whenever I had time, I took my camera and took pictures everywhere!

I'm sure you've seen the photos I took, right? Is there progress? Isn't it beautiful?

Don't praise me, I learn anything very fast, and it won't be long before I can surpass Zhou Yu in photography! Of course, if I want to catch up with you, I'm afraid I can't, you are much more powerful than Zhou Yu, and much more powerful than me!

Some people are powerful, they are really powerful, and some people are powerful, they are self-proclaimed powerful!

I didn't see it before, it turns out that Lao Xiao is also the kind of person who advertises himself!

Just yesterday, Shaw made me an international call from England and he bragged about himself: "My show in the Chelsea development team scored two goals for the team!" Crazy, you're going to have to work harder! Otherwise, I'll get rid of you! ”

I'm so! He's playing as a wing-back, I'm playing as a full-back, so I have to follow the instructions of the Real Madrid development coach, stay at the back, how do I score?

Therefore, I have made a decision, that is, to become the absolute main force of Real Madrid's reserve team within half a year, let Lao Xiao, the semi-main force, see who is more powerful!

Yu Hitomi, I really miss you!

I miss being able to see your smile on the sidelines when I played in the No. 1 Middle School team, I miss being able to meet you unexpectedly when I was in school at No. 1 Middle School, and I miss seeing you cheering on the sidelines when I played for No. 1 Middle School!

I miss your back, I miss your every move, I miss your joy and joy.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you, how is the City Academy? How happened to the first middle school team? How's the Ark?

Maniac who plays football at Real Madrid

November 11, 2o97

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To Yuan Dongshuai:

Can you write a letter on a different day? On November 11th, do you really want to be a single dog all the time? If that's the case, don't call me every day in the future!

Also, you don't complain about Blanca. Lee! He let you stay in his own apartment for free, what a favor!

He is not only an artist, but also a great talent for languages, learn Spanish with him and you will improve very quickly!

With great people, talent is not vulgar, you don't feel Blanca. Is Lee great? He bought Chinese cultural relics overseas and donated them to the National Museum free of charge, which is a great character!

Yuan Dongshuai, do you know? In my opinion, you are very dishonest!

I've seen the pictures you gave me, and the scenery in Spain is truly beautiful! But your photography skills are terrible, and the photos taken with a professional camera are not as good as the photos taken by people's mobile phones! I don't know how you did it?

And in these photos, there are tons of beautiful Spanish girls!

Don't tell me you don't want to hook up with them! If you don't want to hook up with them, why did you put them in the photo? You just want to hook them up! Dishonest!

I'm telling you, in the future, you are only allowed to shoot landscapes, not Spanish girls! It's called indecent looks.

I would also like to tell you, play well in Spain and take care of your body.

Finally, let me tell you that since the start of the National Youth League, the city youth team has not tasted defeat! Since the start of the Xinjiang Middle School League, the No. 1 middle school team has not tasted defeat! Fangzhou little classmates have become the new darlings of fans in Karamay!

So, don't think that the world is going to stop without you!

You go to Spain, the sun rises as usual, and I want to study hard and become a learned girl in the future!

Love laughter, love photography, love your rain pupils

On the evening of November 11, 2o97

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Dear Yu Hitomi, I write you a long letter again:

Time flies, and a year has passed!

I have also integrated into the life of Spain, Blanca. Although Li is sloppy, as you said, he is a great man, and just yesterday, I followed him to the nursing home and spent a peaceful day with the old people who had read all the vicissitudes of life.

I have also proven myself that I became the absolute main player of the reserve team, the absolute core player, earlier than Lao Xiao!

Also yesterday, the Brazilian genius Rutgers bowed down to me: "Crazy, you will be my captain from now on!" ”

See it! With the support of Rutgers, a veteran of the reserve team, I will be the captain of Real Madrid's reserve team in the future!

But that's not my ultimate goal, my goal is to be a regular in the Real Madrid first team!

Now, I can reach that goal.

The manager of the Real Madrid first team told me: "As long as you can lead the Real Madrid reserve team to win the Europa League for the reserve team two years in a row, you can be a substitute for the first team!" ”

See it! The manager of the Real Madrid first team thinks highly of me!

Adapting to Spain, I'm going to make a big difference in Europe!

Galloping in Europe is my big world, serving the country, winning glory for the country, is my bigger world.

In May this year, I represented the national junior team at the Growth Cup in Brazil.

A total of 32 teams competed for the championship, including Germany, Great Britain, France, Italy, Spain, Netherlands, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Australia, Egypt, South Africa...

I led the national junior team to win the group stage against Germany, South Africa, and Chile, and advanced to the knockout round as the first team in the group.

In the knockout round, the Dutch team was eliminated and advanced to the top 8.

In the quarterfinals, they defeated the South Korean team and advanced to the top 4.

In the semi-finals, they defeated Brazil and advanced to the final.

In the final, he defeated the Italian team and won the championship!

I led the national junior team to become a world champion! Serving the country and winning glory for the country, I have a full sense of honor!

After the national junior team competition, I took a flight alone and flew halfway around the world to South Africa to participate in the Leap Cup held in South Africa!

This is the national youth team competition, there are also 32 teams competing for the championship, Germany, England, France, Italy, Spain, the Netherlands, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Australia, Egypt, South Africa...

In the group stage, I led the national youth team to win all three games, beating the Spanish team, Argentina and Egypt, and once again advanced to the knockout round as the first team in the group!

In the quarterfinals, they defeated the British team and advanced to the last eight.

In the quarterfinals, they defeated the French team and advanced to the top 4.

In the semi-finals, they defeated Brazil and advanced to the final.

In the final, he beat the Australian team and won the championship!

I want to thank you for coming to South Africa and witnessing the whole process of winning the championship! I once shouted into the live camera: "I'm going to dedicate this championship to Yu Hitomi!" ”

Now I'm going to shout again: "I'm going to dedicate the championship of the Leap Cup to dear Rain Hitomi!" ”

A madman who wins glory for his country

November 11, 2o98

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To the handsome Dongshuai:

Do you know? Now there are voices calling for you to join the national team.

In June this year, the World Cup started again, but the Chinese team stopped in the quarterfinals with unsatisfactory results, which made everyone realize a problem: "The national team has reached the stage of replacing the old and the new, and the stars of the older generation should give way to a new generation of talents!" ”

You are the madman god of war, a representative of a new generation of geniuses!

Like everyone else, I hope that you will return to China as soon as possible, join the national team as soon as possible, and lead the national team to achieve proud results.

Yesterday, my aunt and uncle and I went to the Golden Palace, and we talked about your recent performance.

Uncle asked me to tell you, "Don't get carried away. ”

I miss your rain pupil all the time

On the evening of November 11, 2o98

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Dear Yutong, I miss you day by day, and I really want to return to Karamay City immediately and throw myself into your arms:

I've become a first-team mainstay! Every time you play in Real Madrid, you see me on TV!

No way, who made me a genius! I fulfilled the task given to me by the first team manager, leading the Real Madrid reserve team and winning all the trophies I could!

So, the first team manager, put me in his team a year early.

The competition for the first team is fierce, with the best stars from all over the world coming together!

But I was not afraid of the challenge, and in the fierce competition, it took me three months to become the main left wing-back of Real Madrid!

This is strength! This is extraordinary strength!

Therefore, I was called up to the national team!

In the latest training list, I saw the name of Lao Xiao, the names of the Forbidden City youth team members, the names of the Huangpu youth team members, and the names of many old opponents!

We are the main players of the new generation of the national team!

Know Gullish? He is the main left wing-back of the national team! From now on, I will compete with Gullisi for the position of left wing-back! I have the confidence to beat him as I do against any other competitor!

In faraway Spain, give you a flying kiss!

Happy maniac

November 11, 2o98

。。。。。。 Yuan Dongshuai's story, the story of football.