Chapter 217 [Ping Pong]

"Pick what you're good at, it's not good to get you drunk after all. (hand-typed novel)" Li Jun said solemnly.

"Drunk me?" Shi Lanyan said with a disdainful face, "Just because you want to get me drunk?" If you can get me drunk, I will admit it, and you can do whatever you want when the time comes, and I will not stop you. ”

Nonsense, if you are drunk, what is Lao Tzu really going to do, can you stop it? Li Jun shook his head and said with a smile: "The tone is not small, that proves that you have a good amount of alcohol, right, in this case, what kind of drinking are you playing, just fight."

"Only a coarse man like you can do something as untechnical as drinking directly," Shi Lanyan said with a smile, "I've always had to play some technical games when I drink." ”

"But I don't have a computer here...... Nothing, oh, yes, and game consoles," Li Jun scratched his head and said, "We can't win more push-ups, right?" ”

"What about table tennis?" Shi Lanyan suddenly proposed.

There is a table tennis table in the courtyard of Li Jun's villa that has more ornamental value than practical value, he has never used it, thinking that there seems to be a table tennis racket in the small annex where Dong Wuyan lives, so he nodded and said: "Wait at the table, I'll take the racket." ”

"Hey, look at how I clean you up." Shi Lanyan said proudly, seemingly quite confident in her table tennis skills.

The lights in the courtyard are all turned on, and the sight is clear, Shi Lanyan doesn't know if it is because of the strong table tennis skills or the amount of alcohol that is different from ordinary people, she actually wants to play ruthlessly with Li Jun, whoever loses three goals first will lose a game, and if she loses a game, she will drink a can of beer, or half a small glass of liquor.

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"Hey, beauty, got it?" Li Junjun communicated with Serena.

Serena was silent for a long time before she spoke: "You're not, you still want me to help you play table tennis, do you have no confidence in yourself or do you rely on me for everything?" ”

"I want to win," Li Jun said as a matter of course.

"You want to get this little beauty drunk and then commit murder?" Serena asked.

"I'm not as bad as you think, I just don't want to lose." Li Jun smiled.

"Do you know how to play table tennis?" Serena asked with a smile.

"Uh...... Yes, I also represented the school in a competition when I was in elementary school, and although I didn't win a prize, I played pretty well, but I haven't played for many years, and I'm a little rusty. Li Jun said seriously.

"Then fight hard with her, I don't think this little beauty is a professional athlete, are you afraid of this?" Serena asked.

"It's not about being afraid, it's about winning...... Forget it, forget it, Lao Tzu will fight her himself. Li Jun thought about it, just playing table tennis, he had participated in a table tennis competition in elementary school, so he didn't believe that he couldn't win Shi Lanyan, and if he made this kind of small CASS, he would have to alarm the big beauty Serena, so it was too unnecessary, so he cut off the consciousness communication with Serena.

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"Are you ready, what's the daze" Shi Lanyan saw that Li Jun didn't react for a long time, holding the racket and beating uncontrollably, it seemed that she couldn't wait to start.

"What are you anxious about, are you thirsty?" Li Jun smiled and said, "Since you're thirsty, I'll let you drink three or five cans first, come, serve" said and threw the ping pong to Shi Lanyan and asked her to serve

"Smack"

The orange ping-pong ball drew a graceful arc in the air, and flew towards Li Jun with a spin at a very fast speed, and before Li Jun could react, the first ball was over

"One to zero, yes" Shi Lanyan stretched out two fingers and smiled sweetly.

"Uh...... This ......"

"Don't say anything nonsense like not shouting about starting, don't play tricks" Shi Lanyan seemed to see what Li Jun was thinking, and reminded with a sly smile.

"Okay, so who's going to serve next?" Li Jun asked deliberately.

"Three balls is a game, so don't talk about so many rules, change the serve, no matter who wins or loses, rotate every serve, which is very fair." Shi Lanyan said with a smile.

"Oh, so now it's time for me to serve?" Li Jun asked.

Shi Lanyan nodded, Li Jun picked up the table tennis ball, put on a very professional posture, and smiled at Shi Lanyan opposite: "You are careful"

"Smack"

Li Jun is still a relatively professional serve, the speed of the ball is very fast, but it seems to be insufficient compared to the spin, and it was easily received by Shi Lanyan, and a backhand was slapping Li Jun off guard.

"Two to zero, oh haha...... Go on, whoever wins three balls first will win, now to my serve. ”

Li Jun picked up the table tennis ball and threw it to Shi Lanyan, thinking that he had already lost two balls, and he would lose the small game of losing one more ball, as if he didn't play table tennis so hard in elementary school, he is young and older now, and his reaction is slow?

"Why don't you surrender?" Shi Lanyan was playing table tennis with a table tennis racket, and when she was about to serve, she suddenly said this.

"Surrender?" Li Jun didn't understand what Shi Lanyan meant.

"Yes, because I won by three goals, and now I have won by two goals, two to zero, and I have a big chance of winning, so I give you a chance to surrender." Shi Lanyan said with a smile.

"Oh," Li Jun said with a smile, "No need, come, continue"

"Surrender and lose half," Shi Lanyan said step by step.

Li Jun knew that Shi Lanyan, a chick, was here to make fun of herself because she had a big win, and couldn't help laughing: "How can you surrender and lose half of it?" ”

"If you lose, you have to drink a can of beer, but you only need to drink half a can to surrender, and the same is true for white wine and red wine, all of which are halved, how about it? Surrender or not? Shi Lanyan explained with a smile.

"Oh," Li Jun nodded and said with a smile, "It turns out that it's such a method of surrendering and losing half, so I have to ask you." ”

"Ask me?" Shi Lanyan was a little puzzled, "What are you asking me for?" ”

"Ask if you surrender, surrender and lose half." Li Jun said with a smile.

"Hmph" Shi Lanyan said unconvinced, "In this case, do you still think I will lose?" ”

"Do you think you're going to win?" Li Jun asked rhetorically.

"Then give it a try." Shi Lanyan snorted.

"Come on, come on, then stop talking nonsense and continue" Li Jun hooked his finger at Shi Lanyan and said.

Shi Lanyan hit a serve, I don't know if it was good luck or bad luck, the orange table tennis ball wiped the net.

Li Jun didn't answer, and said in a daze: "How can this be calculated?" ”

"Just wiping the net, eh...... Count me in as winning. Shi Lanyan said.

"Do you win? Why? Li Jun was puzzled.

"The wiping net has fallen on the stage." Shi Lanyan explained.

"After wiping the net, it falls into the stage, and it will be reissued; After wiping the net, I didn't touch the table and fell directly to the ground, then I get one point," Li Jun smiled and said, "You don't even understand this rule, and you still play table tennis with me?" ”

"Please, what kind of rules are you talking about?" Shi Lanyan took the table tennis racket and said, "Is there an international practice that three balls are counted as a game?" ”

"Uh...... Three balls, that's your rule. Li Jun was surprised.

"Yes, since the three balls can be won by me, then why can't I compare the rules of wiping the net, we are just betting and drinking, and not playing international competitions, so what do you do seriously, I win, yes" Shi Lanyan said triumphantly.

"Foolish, huh?" Li Jun said with a strange smile.

"Whoever cheats, I win anyway, I don't care so much." Shi Lanyan said with a smile.

"Okay, you win, I'll drink" Li Jun didn't say anything more, opened a can of beer and drank it all in one gulp, and then wiped his mouth and looked at Shi Lanyan with a smile, thinking that you were the first to cheat, but don't blame me for being ruthless, hehe

Li Jun felt that Shi Lanyan was lucky and she just won a game, and it was not difficult to win against her next, not to mention that she was still playing a small trick, and she could also make a fuss in this regard when the time came.

Then the game started again.

Three-to-0......

Three-to-0......

Three-to-one......

Three to zero

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After such a few cycles, Shi Lanyan has won I don't know how many games, looking at Li Jun and shaking his head regretfully, he smiled sweetly and said: "Alas, although in fact your table tennis skills are very poor, it is possible that I will make mistakes in the process of playing, so theoretically there is still a chance to win me." ”

Of course, Li Jun knows that theoretically he still has a chance to win Shi Lanyan, but this is only a theory after all, Li Jun played table tennis well in elementary school, but it has not reached a high level, not to mention the things in elementary school, it has been centuries since now, and there is no such level of competition as before, it turns out that this chick is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, which is very powerful, but they are all on the thief's bed, Li Jun has no choice but to fight hard, and then look for other opportunities.

"Will I still win? Haha, of course I'll win, in my dictionary, I don't know how to write the word losing, and I still use you to say? Don't be funny. Li Jun laughed and laughed, but in his heart he was thinking about how to win against this arrogant chick.

As a result, this game was a clean 3-0, and Li Jun was willing to gamble and lose, so he drank the can of beer in one go.

Li Jun's stomach was already swollen at this time, although the beer was not intoxicating, but it was really swollen and uncomfortable.

"Yes, even if I don't know Taishan, I don't know that you are actually a table tennis master," Li Jun smiled and said, "You Niu X, come, continue"

"Since you know I'm a master, you're still here?" Shi Lanyan asked.

"Jokes, there are always times when masters miss, what are you afraid of? Besides, I'm also a master, but I haven't played my form for the time being. Li Jun said unconvinced.

Shi Lanyan said with a smile: "It's good to see that you play table tennis, but the ball is very stinky, and even I can't win as a girl." ”

Li Jun was most annoyed by this kind of woman who was arrogant even if she won, and said disdainfully: "What do you mean that you can't even win a girl, I just see that you are a girl, and you won't be able to hang up your face if you lose, so let you go, do you think I'm really at this level?" ”

Shi Lanyan was originally a woman with a high spirit, and her table tennis skills were indeed very good, and when she heard Li Jun say this, she couldn't hold back, and sneered: "Li Jun, do I need you to let me?" Did you just let me? ”

"Uh...... Hehe," Li Jun looked at Shi Lanyan and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, I admit it, it's that my level is indeed inferior to yours, it's really too far behind." ”

Hearing Li Jun say this, Shi Lanyan actually had the idea of proving her strength again in front of him, and sneered: "Li Jun, it seems that you are still a little unconvinced, so let's give you a chance, let's have another game, don't play three balls, come to a regular game, play a good game, how about it?" ”

"Uh...... This one...... Table table tennis is actually not very fun, let's play it next time," Li Jun said haha, looking like he was trying to change the topic, "Why don't we play something else, I still have a basketball hoop here, or let's shoot basketballs?" ”

"What kind of basketball do you play? What are you afraid of if you play another game? You're not so timid, are you, it's a big deal to lose another game, what's there to be afraid of? Shi Lanyan said excitedly.

Li Jun naturally won't be provoked by this kind of agitation, he doesn't want to fight because his skills are indeed inferior to Shi Lanyan, who knows if this chick is playing with table tennis all day long, but if he wants to continue playing, it's nothing, so he said seriously: "Fight it, you can be careful, I want to play all my strength." ”

Shi Lanyan won Li Jun just now is quite refreshing, but also a little reluctant This rare refreshing feeling is so soon gone, since Li Jun dared to fight, naturally unceremoniously, not much, opened a formal game, without saying a word, directly served, the ball seemed to have eyes, Shi Lanyan kicked off, with a spin fell on the table tennis table in front of Li Jun, and flew out.

Score a point

Li Jun was drinking the beer he had just lost, and when he saw this situation, the beer in his mouth almost didn't squirt out, and he thought to himself, why did he come to this air raid again? So he hurriedly said: "Hey, we haven't decided who will serve first?" This...... This ball shouldn't be counted, right? ”

It seems that Shi Lanyan seems to be more serious in this game, and the serve is a one-hit hit, Li Jun is really embarrassed to lose Shi Lanyan again, so he doesn't know why he is so a little screaming.

However, Shi Lanyan even had to rely on wiping the net before, this kind of shouting is not ready, isn't it a big deal? Li Jun thought secretly.

Of course, since Shi Lanyan was at the peak of the competition just now when she served, Li Jun could imagine that the next step would definitely be a series of forehand and backhand shots that suppressed him so that he couldn't fight back, so in this official game, he was going to lose again.

"You served the last ball in the last game, is there anything wrong with me serving first in this round?" Shi Lanyan frowned slightly and looked at Li Jun and said.

Shi Lanyan's statement is reasonable, but Li Jun said cheekily: "The last game was still a three-ball winner, and now this game is an official game, how can you be so sloppy and take the situation of the previous game as a matter?" Not to mention...... You served before I even reacted, aren't you cheating? ”

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