Chapter 42: Men and Women
Chen Yu looked at the intelligence on the attribute board of this older woman who hated to marry: 411000, and suddenly felt that this number was ironic [Sure enough, high intelligence does not mean that IQ is also high......]
Under the strong pressure of the ** who wanted to complain, Chen Yu continued to flicker: "This beautiful and cute little girl, what is the most important thing between elves and elves?" ”
The ancient fast dragon king chasing the wind girl: "Is it trust? ……”
Chen Yu immediately interrupted solemnly: "Wrong!! It's respect!! Dear little girl, if you really like this lovely fast dragon sister next to me. She should be given full respect! How can such a thing as marriage be so hasty! At least talk about a relationship for five or six years first, and only with a relationship foundation will there be a healthy superstructure~~~"
"Woo...... But...... But...... In another five or six years, there will be 90,000 people...... Ahem, when the time comes, it will be (this word has been mosaic→_→) * age mother! The older girl who hates to marry and chases the wind complains unhappily
Xiao Xia, who had been watching next to her, finally couldn't help but complain at this time: "Hey, hey! Tatsuyu, are you mistaken!! How can a woman and a woman get married, you're obviously talking nonsense!! Get to the point, hey! ”
"That's right! It's normal for a man to marry a man, and when a woman marries a woman, it's just playing the piano randomly! *2, Ash and Gang agreed.
Quiet...... Everyone froze for a long time, and then the sound of two heavy objects falling into the water sounded......
After the sundae kicked Ash and Xiaogang directly, he turned his head to the people who were still stunned and said, "You continue to ......"
"Ahem." Under Xiaoxia's righteous questioning, Chen Yu coughed twice, and his conscience seemed to have awakened. But after glancing at the huge fast dragon chasing the wind, and once again weighing the strength of the enemy and the enemy......
Chen Yu continued to talk nonsense with a clear conscience: "You have to understand, in front of love! Height is not an issue, race is not an issue, and gender is not an issue!! How can you not let people fall in love just because they are the same gender! ”
Ding - The intimacy of the ancient fast dragon king chasing the wind is increased by 10, and the current intimacy is 80
The ancient fast dragon king chasing the wind girl glanced at Chen Yu gratefully: "Thank you, Mr. wearing a mask, when you say this, I know how righteous what I did was!" Originally, I just wanted to marry myself off quickly, but it was too narrow-minded! Woo woo ......"-
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"Haha...... Ha, it's good to be able to help you......" (┯_┯) Chen Yu's heart is dripping blood, thinking to himself [I have a conscience and nonsense so many undisciplined anti-human words...... When you die, you will definitely go to hell, qaq......]
"Sir with a mask, you are such a good person, originally I thought that the idea of marrying this sister was very undisciplined and anti-Pokémon. But when you say that, I feel like I'm suddenly so confident! Whining...... Finally have the opportunity to get married!! "The words that popped out of the mouth of the ancient fast dragon king chasing the wind girl caused tons of damage to Chen Yu...... At the same time, Chen Yu finally faintly realized that he seemed to have done a terrible death......
Speaking of which, I have to insert a sentence: The worldview of ancient Pokémon is like my ancient Chinese glance, girls pay attention to three from four virtues and marry early, male and female goddesses are anti, human behavior.
Not only that, but in the concept of ancient Pokémon: between humans and Pokémon, between different Pokémon is the least favored! Because in their eyes, it's as unscientific as marrying a dog or a dog or a cat.
And Chen Yu, who doesn't know this common sense, inadvertently opened the door to a new world for an older girl who hates to marry......
There is a good saying: [The cannon you have made an appointment with you will finish it with tears.] And Comrade Chen Yu exerted this spirit of not being afraid of death, and still said nonsense to the huge fast dragon chasing the wind girl: "That's right! This little girl, you are a warrior who dares to challenge the rules of the world for the sake of love......"
Although Chen Yu doesn't understand these common senses, the well-informed Sundae and Xiaoxia know it. Seeing that Chen Yu was going to continue to be dead to teach the wind chasing girl more strange knowledge, the two girls felt that if they continued like this, they might even be in danger of their chastity.
So they finally couldn't help but make a move, and together they pressed Chen Yu's big mouth that kept killing and dragged him aside, concisely and comprehensively popularizing Chen Yu's common sense about ancient Pokémon related information......
After a few minutes......
Looking at the huge fast dragon chasing girl who completely regarded herself as a spiritual mentor, Chen Yu finally realized that he had made an unforgivable mistake. The Liyao girl who was hiding behind Chen Yu was even more angry and kept pinching Chen Yu's thighs behind her back, you must know that the eyes of the older woman on the other side who hated to marry had already seen that her eggs were about to break, oh of course! If she had eggs......
"This cute little girl, listen to me! That one...... Actually, I ...... "Just when Tatsuyu felt that he couldn't flicker the topic back......
"Mr. Good Man with a Mask, is there anything else you want to teach me?" The older girl who hates to marry seems to feel that it is inconvenient to communicate in the state of Pokémon, so after a flash, a beautiful and sexy tall royal sister appeared in front of Chen Yu and the others......
Ding--The extinguishing effect of the host prop "Destroying the Corpse Destroying Trace Water" has been broken by the tears of the holy dragon king, and the destroyer is expected to arrive at the host's current location in half an hour, please be vigilant!!
At the same time, Chen Yu, who couldn't care about complaining about [why is the after-sales of system items so bad], thought of a good idea to drive the tiger and devour the wolf in a hurry......
Chen Yu raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and made a sad expression, and said nonsense to the innocent older girl who hated to marry the girl chasing the wind: "This young and beautiful girl, although what you are doing now is to challenge the worldly rules and regulations for love!" However, the road to success is always full of thorns. ”
Chasing the Wind Girl: "Ahhh Mr. Good man with a mask, what do you mean ......? ”
Chen Yu looked at the girl who was obviously chasing the wind, secretly rejoiced in his heart, and continued to talk nonsense: "This beautiful and lovely little girl, you must know that when you choose this path, you are destined to have bad guys to hinder you." According to the reliable information I just got, the bad guy with number 7521 will be here in half an hour to eliminate you, Eun, that's right! Elimination in both the physical and social sense! ”
"Woo...... How can this be, people just want to marry themselves off......" Chen Yu's intimidation was too successful, causing an older woman to be so frightened that she completely forgot the fact that she was a high-ranking divine beast.
Looking at the cowardly appearance of this older woman who hates to marry before fighting, Chen Yu has to admit that sure enough, high intelligence does not mean that IQ is also high. [This product can live in good health with this kind of IQ...... It seems that there is no justice and justice in this world anymore. 】
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