Chapter 20 Your circle is really chaotic
Early the next morning, the beast made Xiao Ming bid farewell to Chen Yu and his party who were about to leave behind the door, and when he left, Chen Yu stayed at the end, quietly walked to Xiao Ming's side, handed Xiao Ming a book and said: "This is the textbook that I have trained Lan Yi for so long, in which you can learn a lot of things, it may be difficult at first, but you must persevere!" ”
Xiao Ming clenched the book in his hand tightly, and choked up with emotion: "Woo...... Thank you, Tatsuyu-kun, don't worry, I will definitely persevere! ”
"Okay, then Xiao Ming, I'll go first! Good bye. Chen Yu smiled mysteriously and trotted in the direction of Xiaoxia and the others......
After a while, Lan Yi's voice sounded in Chen Yu's mind, "Master, did you give him the book "The Story of the Domineering President and His Nido King Fenghua Xueyue"?" ”
"Hmph, Sister Lan Yi, you can rest assured that the master is doing things~~" Chen Yu replied proudly in his heart.
Ding ———— host successfully breaks the first pair of BL, achieves the achievement "Destroy the enemy in the cradle", and rewards achievement points: 300 to complete the first achievement, whether to start the lottery. Tatsuyu replied, "Yes." Ding - Congratulations to the host for obtaining the item: a small soap pill.
After hearing the system prompt, Lan Yi's joyful voice sounded in my head: "I like you the most!" Master. People went to train first~~ By the way, you have to read the book you gave you yesterday carefully, and they are going to check the progress tonight. ”
"Uh...... Okay, I know......" Chen Yu's eyelids jumped, (┯_┯) silently looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle in the direction of Xiaoming Dao Hall: "It's really a cycle of heavenly principles, retribution is not happy......"
After bidding farewell to the beast envoy Xiao Ming, Chen Yu quickly caught up with Xiao Xia and the others. Walking at the end of the line, Chen Yu checked the props of the system's first lottery reward by the way, soap pills: colorless and odorless magic pills, after taking it, the sexual orientation will be reversed in one day, and it is only effective for men. (Whoever dares to rob the girl with you, you will turn him into gay) After seeing the magical effect of the soap pill, the corners of Chen Yu's mouth couldn't help but show a happy smile. It is conceivable that the male classmates who earn girls with him will be blessed in the future.
At noon, the group walked into the valley, and at this time there was a strange fog floating in the valley. Xiao Gang looked at the time and said to everyone: "It's not early, let's stop and make lunch, we took a lot of great ingredients from Xiao Ming yesterday, and today's lunch will be more hearty." ”
Chen Yu sat directly on the ground and agreed approvingly: "Yes, I've been hungry for a long time, so let's rest here first." ”
Xiao Gang took out all kinds of ingredients and cooking utensils, and then said with some embarrassment, "But if we want to make lunch, we don't have firewood yet, so please go pick up some firewood, okay?" ”
"When it comes to the assignment of work, it has always been that my grandfather went up to the mountain to chop firewood, and my mother-in-law washed clothes by the river. Women do the work about water, and men are responsible for finding firewood! After hearing Xiao Gang's request, Xiao Xia, who was sitting on the grass, immediately made an excuse to be lazy.
In view of the gentlemanly demeanor of the man, Chen Yu and the others were embarrassed to force Xiaoxia to work. The three of them looked at each other for a while, and Xiao Gang, who was holding a shovel and an iron pot, spoke first: "I am solely responsible for cooking." ”
Considering that Xiao Gang was the only senior chef in the team, Tatsuha and Xiao Zhi had no choice but to start looking at each other. A minute later, Chen Yu raised one of his fists and snorted maliciously at Ash: "Ash, I ask you for the teacher, have you ever seen such a big fist in a casserole?" ”
Looking at the fist in front of him, "Uh...... Okay, I'll just go. Ash had no choice but to stand up dejectedly, pat the dust on his body, and go to collect firewood aggrieved.
After Ash left, everyone instantly became very relaxed. Xiao Gang skillfully cut the ingredients in his hands, while Xiao Xia and Chen Yu began a leisurely walk before dinner. According to the plot, Ash will bump into a campus violence incident in a while, so Chen Yu, who is familiar with the plot, deliberately guides Xiaoxia to walk with him in the direction that Ash just left. Sure enough, as soon as he walked a short distance, he heard the sound of Ash arguing with some people......
"Wait a minute!! What are you guys doing here?! Ash questioned angrily
An arrogant male voice sounded: "Don't meddle with irrelevant outsiders, this is our own special training." "People like this who don't even know what the ** evolutionary type is, can't stay in our class, it's our friendship," another feminine male voice chimed in.
Ash picked up the boy who fell to the ground, and retorted angrily: "What kind of friendship do you say!" Even if I'm just a passerby, I can see that you're clearly bullying him. It's so shameless for so many people to deal with one person! ”
"That's right, Ash" Xiaoxia walked quickly to Ash's side and echoed loudly. Chen Yu was also behind Xiaoxia and walked over with a leisurely face.
Hearing Xiaoxia's voice, Ash turned around: "Chen Yu!?" Xiaoxia!? ”
"That's right, I, the world's most beautiful girl, will not forgive this kind of bullying of weak people!" Xiaoxia crossed her hands on her hips and said with a righteous attitude.
After listening to Xiaoxia's words, Xiao Zhi also said with a righteous face: "Xiaoxia, don't make a move, just leave this scene to me and Chen Yu!" ”
"I'm not going to make a move! Girls hate the use of violence the most" Xiaoxia is obviously a mouthpiece, and after saying that she has no intention of helping, she continued: "But there are five of them, and you are one, you are unlikely to win." ”
"Huh!?" After listening to Xiaoxia's words, Ash was stunned and looked helplessly in the direction of Chen Yu.
Chen Yu immediately glanced at Ash encouragingly, and then said, "Ash, don't worry, if you are killed, I will definitely help you collect the body." Let's go! Ash, it's time to show your true skills. ”
Ash finally despaired, but was too embarrassed to kneel down and beg for mercy. So I had to stand where I was, looking at the boys on the other side with a wary face.
"It's so barbaric to solve everything with fists, it's a return to primitive times. Fighting with someone like you is simply self-inflicted, and today I think it's better to do it first. A green-haired boy looked at Ash with disdain on his face, and then said to the bullied boy, "Xiaochun, we'll see you in class tomorrow." Then he turned around and left with a few other boys.
Xiao Zhi saw that he didn't have to be beaten by the group, first his face was happy, and then he felt as if he had lost face, so he shouted at the backs of the few people who had left: "Wait a minute, I challenge you, don't you dare to beat me?" ”
At this time, Chen Yu walked to Ash's side, patted Ash's shoulder and said, "Ash, if they don't fight with you, it's the same reason as going to the vegetable market not to accept rotten goods, it's common sense." ”
After listening to this, Ash complained very unhappily, "How can you say that...... Tatsuyu, what the hell are you from over there!? ”
Ignoring the distant barking of the defeated dog next to Ash, Tatsu Yu walked up to the boy who had just been bullied: "Your name is Xiao Chun, it looks like you are students in the Pokémon class, right?" ”
The boy who was bullied bowed: "Yes, I'm Junichiro, the little dog in the Pokémon class, everyone calls me Jun, thank you for saving me just now." ”
"Junichiro Inu?" Chen Yu repeated with a slight surprise
The bullied boy also replied again, "That's right, please call me Xiaochun." ”
"Pokémon class? What's that? Ash also asked suspiciously.
Xiaoxia on the side explained, "The Pokémon class refers to the Pokémon Research class, which is the formal school for pokemon trainers. If you can graduate from this school, you can directly participate in the Pokémon League tournament without going to various gyms to challenge. ”
"However, the tuition fee of this school is also very expensive, so the students who can attend this school are also the top rich children in the country!" Xiao Gang didn't know when he came over here, and casually added Xiaoxia's explanation.
Ash, who understood what the Pokémon class was, immediately complained, "Even if that's the case, you can't bully one by so many people." ”
Xiao Chun on the side sighed, weakly defended: "That's friendship, it's the whip of love...... and then cited a repeater who no one cares about as an example
After hearing this, Xiao Gang said: "It's a bit ignorant to call that friendship. "That's right," Xiaoxia immediately chimed in.
Then Xiao Zhi and the others continued to chat with Xiao Chun about some related issues, looking at the indignant Xiao Zhi and the others and Xiao Chun with a helpless face, Chen Yu, who was super mentally strong, naturally had a more thorough understanding of this matter.
(Conan's back, Jing music plays)
That's right, in fact, the truth is already coming out! According to his reliable spiritual power exploration, Chen Yu had discovered the key point that everyone had overlooked as early as the beginning.
That's the boys who used the whip of love on Xiao Chun, in fact, they all like Xiao Chun silently! Boys of their age, the more they like someone, the more they will involuntarily bully him, which is one of them;
Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, and kicking with your feet is the deepest feeling! This is the second one;
Speaking of which, someone here may have to ask, don't those boys like Yuto Sundae? Wrong! If they like the Yuto Sundae, then any of them have the spare time to play with that Xiaochun What kind of love whip, they have already gone to the Yuto Sundae to offer their courtesy! This is the third. (Don't be naïve boy, this is an era when Dr. Oki can have 320 g!) )
To sum up, looking at Xiao Chun, who was showing off the photo of Yuto Sundae to Ash and others, Tatsu Yu came to a conclusion: Xiao Chun likes Yuto Sundae, those boys like Xiao Chun, and Yu Teng Sundae doesn't like Xiao Chun, so those boys pretend to listen to Yu Teng Sundae's instructions, and then communicate with Xiao Chun verbally and physically every day. Thinking of this, Chen Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "Hey, hey, your circle is really messy!" ”
ps2:╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ I don't know if it's because I've seen a lot of BL's book recently.,Anyway, I feel like the more I write, the more strange it becomes.。 Shouldn't I consider writing a tweet? Otherwise, I will really write bends in the future
It's miserable if you don't come back.
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