As the saying goes, tease is more fun than guilds.

The originally tense and suspenseful atmosphere suddenly became relaxed.

"Brother Red Hand, I heard that the cannon said that you are all studying at City C Normal University, why don't we have a party in the same city? In the past few years, our guild has a tradition, members in the same city can get together, make an appointment, and connect feelings. The Great Sword of Glory was full of excitement, and said enthusiastically: "This kind of historic moment, if you don't get together for a drink, it's really not enjoyable!" ”

"President, do you want to be old-fashioned? You are so far away, what kind of party are you doing with us in the same city? Glory lightly despised the president, and said excitedly: "Brother Red Hand, Coco and I are really in the same city as you, as well as uncles, thieves and dancers, we are the same city Gang of Five, and we often have dinner together." You guys also come to get together, all of your group is here, it's better to call Britney too, I want to see this mysterious high-end girl. ”

"Boss, you can have this!" The dynamic blood is burning.

"Boss, this must be there!" The stationmaster is also too enthusiastic.

"Boss, if you don't agree, we can't be brothers in this life anymore!" The second fat is crazier than the other two livestock.

Zhen Lang gave in: "Okay, let's make an appointment on the weekend." ”

Jin Dequan said excitedly: "I'll go too, Brother Red Hand, big lady, take me one!" ”

The big lady got up arrogantly: "I won't take you, you can honestly masturbate in Dongguan." ”

Jin De was about to cry: "Don't, the dancers are gone, I can't help but go." Big lady, you understand me, who am I masturbating for all my life? If it weren't for her, I would have gone to the president's place for great health care. Over the years, I have worked hard without merit, and I have saved 38 times of great health care with the president! ”

"Hmm. I've got to be fair. Jin has to make this bear child is still a little infatuated, thirty-eight times of free health care, he actually saved up and didn't do it once, I almost thought he liked men as much as his uncle......" Da Baojian sighed, and said earnestly: "Gotta whole, it's not that my brother said you." You have to get rid of that lewd nature. At that party back then, if you hadn't used your mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the dancer's skirt, which left an indelible shadow on her, I guess you would both be married and have children. ”

"Mistake, who hasn't been young?" Jin De wanted to cry without tears, and his heart was extremely sad: "That was the most powerful thing I ever did six years ago, and I have been making up for the mistakes of the past six years." Big lady, for my sake. Just take me once. ”

The big lady insisted: "You die, the dancers have talked about three boyfriends in the past few years, why do you bother?" ”

Jin Dequan's persistence is comparable to that of the former inspirational brother Zhen Lang: "Hasn't she been single again recently, and my opportunity has come again." You see, she talked about marriage with her last boyfriend, and in the end she was yellow. According to the uncle, she still has me in her heart. You give me a chance to make amends for my mistake and take me once. ”

Big Lady: "You let the red-handed brother decide." I'm okay with him agreeing. ”

The next situation was very strange, Jin Dequan didn't beg Zhen Lang. Instead, he came up with a math problem: "Brother Red Hand, 4380 yuan, do you understand the meaning of this money and this number?" ”

Zhen Lang was confused: "What do you mean?" ”

Jin Decheng's voice was incomparably vicissitudes: "For six years, 2,190 days, I bought a small pack of paper towels for two yuan every day, the kind of paper towels that I was drunk with the dancer handed to me...... Later, I insisted on using such tissues. Every day, I imagine what a dancer looks like until I finish the tissue. 2190 days, 4380 yuan, you understand now, right? ”

The four animals in the dormitory were deeply impressed by Jin Dequan's spirit.

4380。 What a gorgeous and meaningful number!

Zhen Lang seemed to see his former self and sighed: "Okay, come on." ”

"Fate, thank you, Brother Red Hand, if I become a dancer with me, I will definitely ask you to be the best man. Well, President, and you, I'm going to learn from foreigners when the time comes, and I'll take seven groomsmen at a time. The whole small universe of Jin had to burn, and he was thinking about the best man, and the beast's blood boiled: "Isn't this weekend dinner?" Wait, I'll take half a day off and fly over to you on Friday! ”

"Saturday is May 30th? It's not special enough. After two days, we will reunite on Children's Day, which is more festive. Da Baojian interrupted and said, "Everyone wait for me, I'll come by high-speed train." ”

Jin Dequan said disdainfully: "President, you haven't gotten rid of your plane phobia yet?" Damn, you think you're Bergkamp! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, that's it, June 1st dinner." The president was very enthusiastic and sang a song: "June 1st, June 1st, the earth wears flower clothes, and the guild friends hold hands to celebrate their own festival ......"

"President, stop torturing my ears. Sixty-one, let's do it, I'll arrange it. When the eldest lady said this, she added: "Brother Red Hand, the old rule of our party is that no gifts are given. Don't bring gifts, it's not a polite remark, I'm serious, just get there. ”

Everyone happily agreed, and the dynamic and the second fat were so excited that they couldn't help themselves.

"Boss, I must go and see how powerful the big lady herself is. Even if she looks average, just listening to her voice makes me drunk. It's going to be a whole day, and it's worth it. The second fat color said in a daze.

"MAKES SENSE, BEFORE I go, it seems that i still have to before i can hold the scene." The dynamics are also very much looking forward to, "Glory Coco's photos are very powerful, I have to go and see how different her real person is from the photo." ”

"Although I have Yu Sasha in my heart, but such a pure dinner, a party full of friendship light, and a little shy connotation story, I can't be missing from the cliff. Well, I've decided, I'm going to look at the Big Lady and Glory Coco, and the dancer in the second group who is said to have the legs of the electric buttocks. The stationmaster spoke purely, but his expression was completely untouched.

"Yes, I don't know what the difference between that glorious dancer and our school's electric buttocks and legs little queen Ye Yingying? Well, the Sprinkle family has to go and identify it for themselves. "The movement is messy, and my mind is full of electric buttocks and beautiful legs.

Zhen Lang ignored the three sluts and looked at the welfare system released last night at the guild base.

In the guild base, there is an NPC butler, where all members can donate money to replenish the guild fund. This kind of fund is mainly used to reward the members of the guild who have contributed and help each other.

The Glory Guild has introduced a "big gang small" system, and each team with a large number and a small number can clear an ordinary Kraken dungeon, which can reward 2 gold coins. Theoretically, if a large trumpet can bring four small trumpets to open up the five-person kraken, it will reward 8 gold coins at one time, and there will be as many as 24 gold coins to play the upper limit of three times this week, nearly 10,000 yuan.

This reward is very touching and tangible.

After all, after the rapid expansion of the guild, the good and the bad are mixed, and it is not realistic to force all the tubas to learn from Lei Feng for free. So a few core backbones discussed, instead of letting the big ones in the guild go outside to bring people to consume, it was better to bring their own people and simply come up with a system of big numbers helping small ones.

This benefit system is only available for this week, and the next week is subject to availability.

At present, the more popular ones in the guild are four belts and one, four large ones with barely formed equipment, and a level 10 trumpet with almost naked running, and each person can get 50 silver coins at a time, which is not bad.

The more powerful team is three with two, such as Su Jie, Shui Mier and Big Lady yesterday are such a combination of people. After three trips, each person can get 4 gold coins, which is completely the rhythm of her good and my good.

The more powerful teams are two-in-three, such as cannon and dynamic, which is such a combination. The two of them can form a little nurse casually, and then form two output classes that can do some damage at will, and they can stand strong and masturbate the five-person kraken. After all, the No. 1 boss of the five-person Kraken has only three thousand blood, and Dynamic has learned more advanced skills at level 15 today, even if there is no bloodthirsty, the ten second burst has reached two thousand. After three full trips in this way, the cannon and the dynamic were each divided into 9 gold coins, which was equivalent to 3,600 yuan.

Erfat and the stationmaster are also strong two with three, with big like Erfat, you can beat a small T at will. The cold and the search for the sister are also two and three, everyone is enjoying the benefits of the guild moisturizing, and quietly saving a small treasury.

So, the practical question is, is the guild fund enough?

The answer is, it's enough!

Originally, the first person to donate in the guild was Zou Batian, and this strange man donated 200 gold coins as soon as he entered the guild, which deeply shocked many people. His nine aunts and wives shocked all the guild members and instantly became idols in the guild. Having said that, a man like this with nine wives is an idol wherever he goes.

Brother Batian is not the most ruthless, the night kitten who joined the club the day before yesterday donated 100 gold coins, donated another 100 gold coins yesterday, and donated another 100 gold coins today, with a total of 300 gold coins to become the first person to donate to the guild. This human female thief became the most famous rich woman in the guild overnight, and even Honey, who had a little grudge against this girl, was embarrassed to say anything more.

In contrast, the Great Sword Chief, who donated 168 gold coins, was a little ashamed of himself, but he was more happy in his heart. In addition to more than a dozen local tyrants who donated more than 100 gold coins, there were also many new and old members who donated generously, ranging from 1 gold to 99 gold coins, in short, the guild fund of the Glory Guild exceeded 2,000 gold coins.

This fund is enough for the guild's internal consumption this week, and a large number of trumpets have grown rapidly.

The Glory Guild is now very united internally, and the atmosphere is joyful, harmonious, and thriving.

As a generation of idol brothers, Zhen Lang didn't donate a copper plate, and he was a little embarrassed.

He thought about it and donated all five gold coins on his body.

Then he thought about it again, and planned to earn the money back with interest.

Because, he is the only man who can take four with him at the moment of Nirvana Rebirth!

· (To be continued.) )