Chapter 17: Do You Know Amway?
However, Chen Yu thought about it again, since the friendliness of the three Hualan sisters has reached 90, then according to the setting of the system, wouldn't it be possible to ...... Hey, hey...... Do you do something that is inappropriate for children? Although the personalities of the three Hualan sisters are a little unreliable, at least they are all beauties with real charm of more than ninety. I was a little excited to realize that I might be a real man tonight...... Thinking of this, Chen Yu couldn't help but show a lewd smile...... said to the three Hualan beauty sisters who were looking at each other: "Well, don't be so impulsive, I personally think that everyone can sit down and talk about it, violence can't solve the problem." In fact, you can allocate it reasonably, and you can always find a solution to the problem......"
"What Chen Yujun said makes a lot of sense, we can sit down and talk about it, after all, it's not good for everyone to lose and lose~" Sakura was the first to respond to my call and took the initiative to communicate with the other two.
Peony, who was standing on the left, immediately replied: "That's good, you two are older than me and should take care of my sister, why don't you give me Brother Chenyu!" ”
"You two little, stop dreaming! My husband is one of my own, the most...... I'll give you the lower half of my identity at most......" Calamus raised a note that made Tatsuyu-san's chicken freeze in an instant under the threatening gaze of the two sisters.
Sakura and Peony glanced at each other and said in unison, "I'm going to add another right arm!" "I'm going to add another left arm!"
"Deal!" As he spoke, he didn't know where to find a firewood knife
Chen Yu, who had misunderstood their meaning, finally realized the seriousness of the problem after seeing this wood knife. He now seems to have seen the dismembered Zhai Chengjun beckoning to him and smiling at him in the "Kingdom of Heaven" (Sao Nian, welcome to the Chai Knife Club)...... Nima! Coach, what about the 4P that you said? What about the agreed Crystal Palace? system, I promise not to kill you at once when you come out!!
Ding--The system prompts that the hidden attribute of the ultimate bloodline is triggered! When a male triggers two Ultimate bloodlines at the same time, and does not reach 100 Friendship, he will receive 300 achievement points and the title "Separation of Heads and Heads". The host is currently triggering three at the same time, and successfully obtained 500 achievement points and the title "Five Horses Splitting the Corpse", please host it, make persistent efforts and achieve better results!
"I'll create your sister again!! Nima: I'll have tomorrow, thank goodness, hey! After listening to the prompts of the system, Chen Yu, who had been forced into a corner, looked at the three firewood knives in front of him, clasped his hands together and pleaded with tears in his eyes: "Three heroines!" Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, is it okay to cut one less knife? ”
Sakura smiled and said with a gentle (perverted) face: "Don't worry, Tatsuba-kun, we'll start quickly." You only need to hurt a little bit, and we can be together forever! Oh ho ho ho ~~~~~~"
"That's right, that's right, don't hesitate any longer, dear!" Peony smiled as she put the knife in her hand towards Tatsuyu's neck!
Chen Yu looked at the three firewood knives in front of him, swallowed his saliva, and tried hard again: "Violence cannot solve the problem, peace is the main theme of today's era." Three heroes! You're going to treat me like a fart. ”
"Husband, face the reality, and soon your head and body will belong to me forever...... Coo-hehe......" Calamus wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth and stared at my poor head and upper body with excitement.
Chen Yudan looked at the three Hualan sisters in pain, and while secretly texting the police station with his mobile phone, he tried to change the topic and said, "Slow! Before I die, can I ask one last question? Otherwise, I'm going to die......"
Third Sister: "Okay, you say. ”
"That...... Do you know Amway? Chen Yu looked at the three firewood knives that were a little farther away from him, and said with a focused and serious face
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"Chen Yu-kun, is that Amway really so amazing?" "You can turn one person into three, you're not lying to us, are you?" "My dear, take us to buy one and try the effect" The three Hualan sisters had already thrown away the firewood knife in their hands, and asked around Chen Yu
Obviously, after an hour of speech, Chen Yu had successfully fooled the three beauties of Hualan. Looking at the three girls in front of him who obediently put down the butcher knife, Chen Yu felt that it was too humiliating for him not to do MLM when he was on Earth!
Just as Chen Yu was thinking about whether to continue to fool the three girls in front of him to sleep with him...... Officer Junsha from Hualan City kicked open the door and rushed in......
After seeing Junsha's sister, Chen Yu ran towards Junsha with a saved expression. "Sister Junsha, you're finally here, woo woo woo ......"
As soon as he ran over, Jun Sha kicked Chen Yu down: "I listened outside for half an hour, Chen Yu, I really didn't expect you to be a pyramid schemer!" After squatting on the ground and handcuffing me, Junsha continued to the stunned three sisters: "Thank you for reporting this evil criminal, please rest assured that he will be punished as he deserves, and we will detain him for at least three months according to the law." ”
Ash and Xiaoxia also ran over, looking at Chen Yu who was locked in handcuffs, their faces full of question marks. Chen Yu got up from the ground and explained to Junsha, Xiaoxia and the others depressedly...... An hour later......
Xiaoxia folded her hands and asked with a yearning on her face, "Then where can I buy Amway?" ”
"Ahem!" Ash, who was drinking water on the side, was choked.
Jun Sha, who understood what had happened, said to Chen Yu with an embarrassed face: "That...... Chen Yujun is really embarrassed, I'll open the handcuffs for you, please don't complain about me, otherwise my bonus this month will be gone! ”
Chen Yu looked at these unreliable guys in front of him, touched his faintly aching trigeminal nerve with his right hand, leaned into Jun Sha's ear, and whispered: "Don't dismantle my platform later, if I can escape from these three female madmen, I won't consider complaining about you." ”
"Uh-huh, no problem, deal!" Junsha's sister immediately pecked the rice and nodded
Chen Yu received the support of Junsha's sister, nodded with satisfaction, cleared his throat and said loudly: "Sakura girl, you have to believe me, Amway absolutely exists." It's just that the great alpaca god has been guarding it, so I don't have the strength to get it at the moment. But! For the sake of happiness for all of us, I will never give up Amway! You have to wait here for me to come back, and I will come to pick you up soon with Amway's feet on the seven-colored clouds! ”
"Rest assured, dear! We will definitely wait for you to come back. The three sisters, who had been completely brainwashed by me, immediately nodded their little heads in unison and replied to me obediently. Looking at the three girls in front of him, who are now all looking like little birds, Chen Yu Dan thought bitterly, "Sure enough, the pink girl who looks obedient, after cutting it, Du Nima is black." ”
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Early in the morning, Chen Yu couldn't wait to escape from Hualan City with Xiaoxia and them, looking at the three figures behind him who were getting smaller and smaller. Chen Yu secretly swore in his heart, "Woo woo...... When Lao Tzu is done, he must come back and make a fuss - you three almost slaughtered my little! ”
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