Chapter 122: If you lose, you have to play tricks
The moment the referee blew the final whistle, the Tongans went crazy and they advanced to the second stage of the Oceania Qualifiers. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The boys on the field took off their jerseys, revealing the muscles of bodybuilding coaches one by one, and hugged each other passionately.
Then under Palu's leadership, the boys on the field formed a circle as if they were performing a mysterious ritual, and we knew that the New Zealand team would dance the Maori war dance, a mysterious Aboriginal dance, when they competed in international competitions, and now the Tongan boys perform a similar ritual.
Li Guo hugged Atani and Selene as if their team had won, "Go ahead, join them." ”
Because the Tahitians and Tongans belong to the Polynesian race, the customs are very similar, Li Guo thinks they can play together, and he is an outsider watching from the sidelines.
Looking at it, Li Guo found that something was wrong around him, and when he looked around, he found that at some point, there were several big men from Samoa leaning over, and when Li Guo reacted, he was surrounded by four or five big men in the middle.
The leader Li Guo knows that he is a coach in Samoa.
"What do you want to do?"
"It's him, he stole Samoa's qualification."
Then the Samoans began to go berserk, and their mouths emitted a terrible whistling, like the sounds of the Maori war dance that terrorize their enemies.
"I'm going to it, and if I lose, I still hit someone? Lao Tzu has never encountered such unreasonable in the Philippines. ”
"You know, we have a country in Asia called Indonesia, which was expelled from the World Cup qualifiers because of violence on the pitch, and I tell you, if you dare to hit me, you Samoa will never want to participate in the World Cup qualifiers."
When the Samoans heard this, they were furious, "You dare to threaten us!" ”
The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, Li Guo looked at it, and the thirty-six plan was the best plan, so Li Guo got up and kicked to the crotch of a person, and when he was screaming, Li Guo hurriedly rushed into the field.
The Samoan players chased after Li Guo, and at this time, the Tongan players who were celebrating also noticed the strangeness on the sidelines, and it didn't matter when they saw it, the Samoans were chasing Li Guo.
Now in the hearts of Tongan players, Li Guo is the greatest person except for the king of Tonga, and bullying Li Guo in Tonga is simply tired.
Palu stepped forward with his players, and the Samoans suddenly relented, and there were more than 1,000 spectators in the stadium......
"Tongans are cheating, Tongans are shameless,"
Not daring to make a move, the Samoans began to move their mouths, and they pointed at Li Guo, "The Tongans stole our right to advance."
Li Guo is afraid that if the two sides really fight, then everyone will be banned, and it will be a big loss for Tonga, and this is the case with Indonesia in Asia.
"Palu, don't bother with them, call the police."
What I didn't expect was that in Tonga, the problems that could be solved with fists were never called to the police, and Palu raised his casserole-like fist and shook it in front of the Samoan coach, "If you don't want to be thrown into the Pacific Ocean by me to feed the fish, it's best not to make trouble here." ”
If it really has weight, one sentence is enough, and Palu's intimidation made the Samoans go away obediently with their heads down.
"It's as simple as that? I thought Samoans were hanging. Li Guo thought to himself.
Before Li Guo could react, Li Guo had already been carried by two Tongan men, and Palu took the megaphone and shouted to the fans at the scene: "Li Guo, hero, Li Guo, hero." ”
"Li Guo,"
"Hero,"
"Li Guo,"
"Hero,"
Although everyone doesn't know who Li Guo is, the person who can make Palu admire must be amazing.
*****
On the way home, everyone sat in the pickup truck, and Palu still couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, "We've advanced, we've advanced,"
"Li Guo, can you tell me why everything has changed after you let each of us stand in our respective areas."
Li Guo smiled slightly: "Palu, it's not that I don't tell you, but this is a football philosophy, and it can't be explained clearly in one or two sentences." ”
Palu didn't seem to understand, "Can I understand it like this, this is football magic?" ”
Sometimes ignorance is also a kind of loveliness, and in this country of devout belief in the gods, people tend to think that all success is given by the gods.
"No wonder the Europeans of the Age of Discovery are like gods here," Li Guo thought to himself, "and the people here are so simple." ”
Palu was like a child, what to say, he suddenly said excitedly: "Li Guo, have you considered coming to Tonga to live in the future?" ”
Li Guo was embarrassed and said embarrassedly: "It shouldn't be." ”
Palu looked disappointed, and Attani said in the back seat, "Even if Li Guo comes, he will go to Tahiti." ”
"Huh, is Tahiti amazing? The round of eight saw me beat Tahiti," Palu said.
"Haha, that's a good joke," Attani said.
The two began to "quarrel" about football, of course, about which country had more football.
*****
After arriving at Palu's house, Palu left, Li Guo felt that this Palu was too rude, how could he leave the guests and disappear by himself.
Later, I learned that Palu had gone to prepare for a celebratory dinner, and Li Guo only got a few words from Palu's wife, which was said to be a celebration of the traditional aboriginal situation.
"Li Guo, Palu said, you must go, and Attani, Selene, you all have to go, and the king of Tonga will also attend at that time."
King?
At first glance, it sounds lofty, but considering the population of Tonga, the king here is also the governor of the country.
"Where is it held?" Li asked.
"Temple."
"Temple?" As soon as I heard about this place, Li Guo was not interested, if it was a state banquet restaurant, it would be good.
Palu's wife seemed to see it and smiled, "There are beautiful girls dancing." ”
Li Guo smiled and said against his will: "It's not important, I still prefer to appreciate the culture here." ”
In the evening, Li Guo and his party came to the beach, and after arriving, Li Guo knew that the so-called temple was not an imaginary wooden building at all, it seemed to be estimated to be fiberglass, but the shape was still a traditional temple, but it was more like an antique museum.
"It seems that no primitive place can escape the baptism of modernization," Li Guo thought to himself.
Just when Li Guo was distracted, a huge sound sounded, as if it was the sound of a trumpet, and looking into the distance, a row of samurai-like people were blowing black trumpets, and Li Guo was a little fascinated.