"Pigeon monster! It's time to re-emerge!!! “

"Master Li! You've made us wait!!! “

"My roommate has cancer, and I want to watch Li Ye's live broadcast before he dies!"

"Damn, I was just sitting on the overpass, ready to jump down and commit suicide, at this time, the mobile phone suddenly reminded me that the pigeon blame Li Ye was on the air! Hurry up and come first from the overpass! “

"6666, upstairs brother steady!"

"66666, the upstairs upstairs on the same floor is going to commit suicide, and at this time Li Ye will start broadcasting! OK! “

"Without further ado, I'll go and stop the bleeding on my wrist first! If you don't agree with each other, Li Ye will start broadcasting! I don't have the slightest defense!! “

"6666, a great god from the barrage since ancient times! 6666, worship! ”

"Master Li! I'll die of you! I haven't been on the air for so many days, hum, the baby is very unhappy, otherwise be my girlfriend, right? ”

"upstairs rival!"

"Rivals, I love war!"

........

Li Shengxiao, who started broadcasting without saying a word, instantly poured into the live broadcast room with more than 100,000 viewers, and they are constantly increasing. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Li Shengxiao hasn't been on the air for a long time, and fans can't wait for a long time, and now they finally caught Li Shengxiao and started the live broadcast. I was afraid that it would be closed after a while, so I hurried in to vent my emotions. No, all kinds of suicides, pigeon monsters, and the barrage of the roommate series began to brush up.

"Ahem, cough~~~ I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to broadcast the water friends race live today, and then today's barrage lottery will give away 50,000 RMB, and then the audience who plays the water friends game with me can get 50,000 yuan~~~~" Looking at the rapidly refreshing barrage, Li Shengxiao was a little dazzled, coughed twice, and after making sure that the microphone was normal, he said to the microphone in a guilty tone.

"666666, if you don't agree, you will send 100,000 yuan! The rich Li Ye! ”

"666, does Li Ye still go to the thigh pendant? It's a very edible kind! ”

"Be reasonable! Master Li, you have been pigeon for so long, don't you tell me why pigeons?? ”

"Huh! Oh, yes! +1 upstairs! The pigeon blames the pigeon for so long! I don't feel like I can love anymore~~~~"

"Ahem, that's the case, don't worry about it first~~ Listen to me slowly, why do I know pigeons! All of this is dripping for a reason! Li Shengxiao was not in a hurry or impatient, took a sip of water slowly, moistened his throat, and said.

Seeing that there was a question in the barrage asking himself why he knew pigeons, Li Shengxiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration! He remembered the master of the previous life, and the director of the factory was answering why he was late. That, the sassy talk is just flying! Now that I'm a pigeon, can't I say that??

"Ahem, I have a few reasons here, I will say them one by one~ Whichever one you believe, you can believe in that good war!" Li Shengxiao's voice was calm and he spoke out.

"First! The main reason why the pigeons have been in line for so long is that the teammates I have lined up these days, I found that they are all fish! Otherwise, it's all fish. It's not a person, and then, fish~~ can't take it, so it's very angry, you know? And then there was no live broadcast, well, what do you think of this reason? I don't think so, I'll talk about the second one. Li Shengxiao opened the webpage, searched his live broadcast room, and found that the number of live broadcasters had risen to more than 500,000, so he said his first excuse~~~

As soon as the words fell, the barrage area was a piece:

"6666, Li Ye doesn't blush when he lies! OK! “

"6666, it's all fish~~~"

"I don't believe it! Believe it or not! I don't believe it anyway! “

"6666, Master Li, see you in a little bit! Hahahaha"

.......

Okay! As a result, it was clear that the audience didn't seem to buy their first reason. "Okay, everyone doesn't seem to buy the first reason, then the second reason is next..." Li Shengxiao didn't panic at all, anyway, it was also an active atmosphere, and after taking another sip of water, he paused for a while, and then said: "Spicy~~~ These days, because the teammates in the queue are all fish, and then when I dreamed, I dreamed that I played 9 alone, you know! Hit 9 by yourself! The sweeping monk and the blind monk came and went without a trace, and the murder book was directly stacked on 25 floors, and then I didn't want to wake up, you know? Then, after waking up, I was dreaming these dreams every night, so there was no live broadcast! So you can't blame me for the pigeons, you can only blame the fish teammates! “

"Hahaha, oops, I'll go, I don't believe this reason, hahahaha." After saying the second reason, before the audience in the live broadcast room laughed, Li Shengxiao couldn't help himself, the excuse he thought of was really cool.

"6666, Master Li!"

"666, Sweeper vs. 9 fish!! Hahahaha. “

"Full of harassy 6666666"

"6666, does Li Ye have any excuses? I'm going to keep listening!! “

Get! This excuse did not convince the audience in the live broadcast room, but there is still a large piece of snack in Li Shengxiao's head, since this excuse does not work, let's change it!

"Okay, the next reason!! Everyone, listen to me slowly... (100 words omitted here.) Li Shengxiao's brain began to run wildly, and he adapted the sassy words of the previous factory director by himself, and one after another snag reasons were born.

The audience in the live broadcast room was completely amused, and this paragraph was also recorded by the audience, and they went directly to the small point to submit it wildly.

In a word! With Li Shengxiao's crazy wave of self-explanation, coupled with the charm of the sassy words, he successfully conquered the audience in the live broadcast room!

After that, between talking and laughing, Li Shengxiao logged in to his own trumpet, and then began to start a wave of joy with lucky sailors, at this moment, Li Shengxiao incarnated as a funny anchor, and from time to time he would come up with a sentence or two, which made the audience in the live broadcast room swipe 6666

Since it is a water friend competition, Li Shengxiao does not move his real character, and various heroes are selected to tease, such as heroes like Galen Jungler, and he is very popular with water friends. For example:

"! Brothers! What do you mean by squatting in the grass for five people!! Brothers!! It's over, and the teammates are all fish, hahahaha. What a mix! Hahaha. “

"Oops! it! Strength is directed against me。。 Mother-of-the-Imperial City PK! Who's afraid of whom! Come on! Hurt each other!! “

"Hahaha, die under my great health! ,,,Alas! Holy! He has a cure! It's okay. It's okay. Can I kill。。。 Ahhh What does it mean to rush out of the grass with four big men!! “

And so on, all sorts of things like that. Li Shengxiao in the hotel room was completely let go, foaming at the mouth for a while, and the live broadcast room was full of joy.

The first live broadcast of the pigeon monster back in the rivers and lakes, perfect!!