Chapter Eighty-One: Watergate's Treat
"Pong, puff, puff", in the practice field of the Hippo Hanyu family, Asma and Moonlight Wind wielded the cold and glittering knives to practice, while the real teacher accompanied his other disciple, Red Bean, to drink sweet soup.
"Red beans, I bought them at that house, they taste good." Hippo Hanyu praised while drinking.
"It's not bought." The red bean head replied without raising his head: "This is what Sister Hong spent two hours stewing." ”
"Made of red? I really didn't expect Hong to have such a good craft, so her future husband is blessed. Hippo Hanyu joked casually.
"You also know that red is so good, why didn't I see you express it." Tomoko Hippo suddenly appeared behind him and grumbled dissatisfiedly.
"Mean? I have a representation! Didn't you invite her to dinner at home today? "Hippo Hanyu is very good at pretending to be confused, and deliberately misinterprets the meaning of Tomoko Hippo. But is there such a thing as inviting someone to dinner? They all invited people into the kitchen.
The corners of the red bean's eyes were twitched, and he had an expression of preparing to watch a good show, this bad preference is the same as someone's, and he really deserves to be a master and apprentice!
"You'll pretend to me." Tomoko the hippo twisted the ears of the hippo Hanyu, and said a little angrily: "Do you want to be angry with me!" ”
"What's the matter, Mother, you see that the red beans are laughing on the side, can you let go first, we have something to say." Hippo Hanyu is a little helpless! Why the hell is so fond of using this trick, it hurts his ears to follow him all the time.
After a few clever words, he finally coaxed away Tomoko Hippo, Hippo Hanyu picked up the bowl and continued to drink the sweet soup, only to realize that the bowl of sweet soup that was half of his drink was gone, "Red beans, did you drink it secretly?" Hippo Hanyu shouted as he knocked on the bowl.
"Oh! The sweet soup doesn't taste good when it's cold, so I'll help you solve it first, and you don't have to thank me. "Hongdou's cute face seems to be full of expressions that you should be grateful to me, but fortunately, Hippo Hanyu can't see her expression clearly, otherwise he won't be angry.
Hippo Hanyu was completely speechless, why are all the women in his family so tough! If it goes on like this, there is still room for him to speak, "It seems that this style is going to be put in order." Hippo Hanyu touched his chin and put on a determined attitude of preparing to revive the male platform.
"Yikes! I really didn't expect to hear the phrase "rectifying the family style" from Han Yu's mouth, and I think it's time to rectify it well. Qi Muling also happened to hear it and said it loudly.
Hippo Hanyu had a bad premonition in his heart, and his mother's voice immediately came to his ears: "It's rare that Hanyu has such an idea, and I've been trying to rectify it for a long time, especially Hanyu, who is getting lazy now, and it's obvious that all his affairs in this class are lost to Rin, and even instructing the students, either pulling Akai over, let Asma help, or pushing Kakashi out of the horse, I haven't seen him move." ”
"Yes! I see that Lin has lost a lot of weight in the past two months, and the last time I met Lynn's mother, she complained that our family had abused her daughter. Qi Mu Ling also didn't seem to plan to let go of Hippo Hanyu, adding oil and vinegar to the side, "Hanyu has grown up, and his face and body are full of fat. ”
Hippo Hanyu pinched his face while wiping his stomach, "Is it so exaggerated?" It's just a little bit fatter. ”
"A little? Red Bean, did you say that your teacher almost looked like a pig? Tomoko Hippo asked Azuki who was snickering on the side.
With such a good opportunity to fall into the well, of course Mitarai Red Bean will not let go, nodding his head non-stop, and said, "Even if it is not like it, it is not far away." ”
"What are you talking about?" Red came out with a plate of fruit, listened to their noisy noise, and asked curiously.
"Red, let's talk about it, is Hanyu too fat?" Qi Mu Ling also grabbed Hong's arm, and kept blinking his eyes to suggest.
The red eyes were swimming between the two of them, and finally covered their mouths and smiled: "Is Hanyu fat?" It's just a little fuller. ”
As soon as Hong's voice fell, there was a burst of laughter, the people in the hippo family have heard the jokes told by Han Yu, obese women don't like to use others to say that they are fat, and they get angry when they say it, but when they describe it as plump, they will be very happy, so plump has become synonymous with obesity.
But to describe a man as plump? It's really, it hurts my self-esteem too much. Hippo Hanyu lamented: "You guys are colluding to bully me, an honest man, it's too bad." ”
"Honest man?" Lin took Qingtian's hand and walked out of the door, and asked blankly, "Who is the honest man?" Asma? ”
"Ha-, ha-" A group of people suddenly laughed on their backs, and the perpetrator Lin was full of question marks, still wondering if she had said the wrong thing?
Hippo Hanyu completely surrendered, and now that the more he said, the more wrong he became, and he called Asma and Moonlight Blast over to drink sweet soup, and he stopped talking.
A few days later, the third generation officially announced that the Bo Feng Shui Gate would succeed the fourth generation at the end of the 47th year of Konoha and invited the daimyo of the Fire Nation and other ninja villages.
Bo Feng Shuimen, who is the focus of Konoha at the moment, is sitting in the office of Hippo Hanyu, and said with a wry smile: "Hanyu, I'm almost dizzy, there are so many things every day, I really envy you!" ”
"Envy me?" Hippo Hanyu leisurely crossed his legs, leaned back in the chair and smiled: "Then let's change, how about it?" ”
Bo Feng Shuimen leaned forward and said, "Okay! I'll tell Miyo when I go back. ”
"yes, are you willing?" Hippo Hanyu didn't believe that Bo Feng Shui Gate would be so generous.
"If it's Hanyu, of course I'm willing." Bo Feng Shuimen said very sincerely,
Hippo Hanyu sat up straight, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and analyzed in his heart: Really? Fake? His tone was very sincere, but—
"Cut! Is the Hokage something I can do if I want to? Besides, even if I could, I wouldn't be uncommon. Hippo Hanyu still didn't dare to bet after all, and his intuition told him that Bo Feng Shuimen was not joking, if he was as tendonous as his son, he would be miserable.
"Hehe, I knew that you wouldn't change Hanyu, I was just joking." Bo Fengshuimen said with a sly smile, compared to the three generations and Jilai, he has a bright image and a good reputation, but he is very terrifying to the hippopotamus.
"However, you are so busy, you actually have time to come to my place to mess around?" Hippo Hanyu quipped, he didn't respect Bo Feng Shuimen as the future four generations of adults at all, but this feeling is exactly what Bo Feng Shuimen likes.
Since the third generation announced that Bo Feng Shuimen would succeed the fourth generation, Bo Feng Shuimen was indeed happy for a while at first, but then he felt that the people around him seemed to be more and more polite to him, and this politeness carried a sense of distance, and Jilai and Hippo Hanyu were one of the few people who did not change because of his identity.
"Last time, because of me, you were suspicious, so I wanted to invite you to my house for a light meal." Bo Feng Shuimen said apologetically.
"I said if you were sick, you came here to talk about this." Hippo Hanyu raised his eyebrows and scolded.
"Hehe, it's actually my wife who heard me talk about this, and I have to treat you to a light meal." Bo Feng Shuimen knew that Hippo Hanyu would be like this, and twisted and told the real reason.
Hippo Hanyu just knew that Bo Feng Shuimen and Uzumaki Jiu Sinai were already together, but he had never heard the news of his marriage, and at first glance he heard Bo Feng Shuimen mention his wife, and said a little strangely: "Are you married?" Isn't it the same Uzumaki Kushina that I mentioned last time? ”
"Hehe, I held a wedding with Jiu Sinai last month, because I didn't want to make too much trouble, I just asked the teacher to be our witness, and I didn't even notify the three generations." Bo Feng Shuimen scratched his head embarrassedly and explained.
"Damn! You kid shouldn't get on the bus first and pay the ticket later! So mysterious? Hippo Hanyu thought maliciously.
"What do you mean?" Regarding the modern obscure terms of Hippo Hanyu, Bo Feng Shuimen is a little incomprehensible.
"It's not interesting." Hippo Hanyu shrugged and brought the topic over, "Since I didn't drink your wedding wine, I have to go this time." "Hippo Hanyu also wants to meet the legendary Uzumaki Kushina.
"This is Uchiko Uzumaki Kushina." Bo Feng Shuimen looked at his wife's eyes tenderly and introduced: "This is my good friend Hippo Hanyu." ”
Uzumaki Kushinai has a bright red hair, standing next to the Bo Feng Shui Gate, she is particularly bright, her green eyes are exceptionally clear and bright, and her smiling face is full of fire-like enthusiasm, which is really a good match for the Bo Feng Shui Gate.
"You're Hanyu!" Uzumaki Kunami's eyes lit up when she saw Hippo Hanyu, and the hand behind her back suddenly stretched out, pinched her face while gently pinching Hippo Hanyu, and exclaimed excitedly, "It's so cute!" ”。
"Oh-oh-" It's the first time since the steel hand left, Hippo Hanyu has received such preferential treatment, if his eyes are not blind, his gaze at this moment is estimated to kill Bo Feng Shuimen.
"Jiu Sinai-" Bo Feng Shuimen immediately pulled away his wife and apologized to Hippo Hanyu: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Jiu Sinai was overjoyed for a while, please don't mind." ”
"Cute ???" Hippo Hanyu touched his face, his head was full of black lines, very unhappy! Why is he 16 years old, standing up to a height of more than 1.6 meters, and actually saying that he is cute? It's really-, and he lost a big face in front of Jiraiya, Hippo Hanyu is so angry!
Wave wind and water gate sweat! He just told Uzumaki Kushina about Hippo Hanyu, but unexpectedly aroused her great curiosity, and he had to invite Hippo Hanyu to his house for dinner. I couldn't entangle my wife, so Bo Feng Shuimen agreed, but I didn't expect my wife to be so excited, although there was no malice, but it still made Hippo Hanyu a little ugly.
Bo Feng Shuimen hurriedly pulled Uzumaki Jiu Nami aside, and said, "Jiu Xinai, that-" Bo Feng Shuimen didn't know what to say.
"Hee-hee-hee-" Uzumaki Jiu Sinai looked at Bo Feng Shuimen's nervous appearance and laughed: "I know what you're going to say, don't worry, I just did it on purpose, I wanted to see if Hanyu was really as good as you said." Rest assured! I know what to do. ”
Hearing his wife's assurance, Bo Feng Shuimen breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could speak, Uzumaki Jiu Sinai had already walked towards Hippo Hanyu, and his heart was raised again.
"Mr. Jiraiya, Han Yu-kun, please drink tea. Watergate, you sit with the two of you, I'll go cook. "Uzumaki Kushina, who was like a little witch just now, instantly transformed into a lady, and the contrast is so great that even Hanyu, the hippo who thinks that his performance is first-class, is a little embarrassed.
"Watergate? Do you really let Kushina cook? Jiraiya asked nervously.
"yes!" Bo Feng Shuimen guessed what he was going to say, and said with a smile: "Jiu Nami's cooking skills have improved a lot, and I want to find someone to evaluate it." ”
"That water gate, I suddenly remembered that the old man had something to do with me, so I left first." Jiraiya also remembered that last time he ate the meal cooked by Uzumaki Kushina, his stomach hurt for three days, and he found an excuse to get up and want to leave, but was pulled back by the hippo Hanyu.
"Uncle, it's rare to have a treat at Watergate, how can you leave before the banquet starts, this hurts Miss Jiu Sinai's kindness too much." Hippo Hanyu had already guessed from Jiraiya's words that the food cooked by Watergate's wife must be very palatable, otherwise, he would not be in such a hurry to run away. So he made up his mind, even if he was unlucky, he had to pull a cushion, and Jiraiya's body shape was just right.
Fortunately, Bo Feng Shuimen did not fool them, and the craftsmanship of Uzumaki Jiu Sinai has indeed improved a lot, at least it is not as unpalatable as imagined, as for the deliciousness, it is far from delicious, it can only be said to be barely food!
In addition to the abrupt behavior when they first met, Hippo Hanyu felt that Uzumaki Kushina was not as strong as the legend, but this good evaluation was quickly subverted.
"Han Yujun, I will toast you on behalf of Watergate." Watching Uzumaki Kunami drink sake as plain water, Hippo Hanyu was speechless, and what made people even more speechless was that Bo Feng Shuimen didn't seem to mind at all. Instead, he drank slowly on the side, watching his wife fight with Hippo Hanyu and Jiraiya.
"Han Yujun, I heard that Lin is your girlfriend, why didn't you ask her to come along?"
"Huh?" Hippo Hanyu almost squirted out after taking a sip of wine he just drank, and said, "Who did you listen to?" ”
"Isn't it? That's what everyone in the village said, otherwise how could Lin live in your house. Kunami Uzumaki asked with a wink.
"Ha-ha-ha-" Zilai also saw the appearance of Hippo Hanyu, and couldn't help laughing, although his apprentice's wife is sometimes a little tougher, especially when facing him alone, but now it seems quite cute.
After being poured more than a dozen glasses of wine, Hippo Hanyu regretted agreeing to Bo Feng Shuimen's treat, his wife is really a classic character, drinking wine is like a different person, terrifying, and the problems are endless, making Hippo Hanyu difficult to cope.
"Are you still finished?" Hippo Hanyu scolded angrily at the door that was still laughing, looked back at Bo Feng Shuimen's home, and secretly swore in his heart that he would never come to Bo Feng Shuimen's house for dinner again.