Taishang Lao Dao: "It's not enough, how about I accompany you to order troops?"

Wei Chang Tianxi said: "Okay, it just so happens that I am not very familiar with the generals of the Heavenly Court, which of them can fight and which one can't, you Laojun should know better than me." ”

So the two immortals flew in the clouds, and traveled around the heavenly realm in one day, and gathered 100,000 heavenly soldiers, including Yang Jian, Tota Heavenly King and his son, the four heavenly kings, the five old gods, the six dings, the six jia, the twelve yuanchen, the twenty-eight houses, etc., in addition, the Taishang Laojun also invited the Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Nanhua Zhenren, Chongxu Zhenren, Tongxuan Zhenren, Dongling Zhenren and other colleagues to come to help.

The gods of the main battle faction of the Heavenly Court have been holding back a breath of anger in their hearts since they returned from the defeat of the Yin Yin Mountain last time, and they heard that they were going to fight a decisive battle with the demons again, and the people who led them were fighting to defeat the Buddha, and they all cheered actively, sharpened their swords and prepared for battle.

After ordering 100,000 soldiers, Wei Changtian wanted to return to the Immortal Mansion, but where was Taishang Laojun willing to follow?

Wei Changtian was in a good mood, his appetite was naturally open, not only was he full of food, but he even drank a whole jar of immortal wine, and then he was drunk for six or seven minutes, and began to talk nonsense.

Taishang Laojun heard what he said about the lust of men and women, and he couldn't help but be frightened, so he said: "Bliss fairy, you are drunk." How about a rest tonight in Lao Dao with me?"

Wei Changtian waved his hand and said, "No, I'll go back to the fairy mansion and find my fairy wives to play." Laojun, take your leave. ”

Taishang Laojun sneered and said: "I advise you to go back to the mansion to sleep and rest immediately, don't toss around." Tomorrow, your master may return from Lingshan after defeating the Buddha, and we will go to eliminate the demons. ”

Wei Changtian said: "You don't know, if I have a 'fierce battle' with my wives before the battle, I will be full of energy, and I will fight tomorrow and use one for two." ”

When Wei Changtian returned to Xiaoxian Mansion, it was already late. At that time, Zhu Bajie had already eaten and slept, and Yang Xueying and other ten fairy wives were also about to go back to their rooms to rest.

Huang Lingling said: "Death guard Changtian, do you still know to come back?"

Yang Xueying said: "Xianggong, you are really, you ran out as soon as you came back in the morning, and now you are coming back so late, so that our sisters have no chance to talk to you." ”

Bai Zhenzhen said: "That's right, Xianggong hasn't played with us for a long time." ”

Li Feng'er smiled and said: "Okay, everyone don't talk about it, Xianggong has been in a hurry these days, there must be something important to do." Look at him, his face is flushed, he smells of alcohol, he must have drunk a lot, let him rest alone. I'll talk about it tomorrow. ”

Wei Changtian's wine surged, looking at the ten delicate and beautiful wives in front of him, all of them were beautiful and swaying, he laughed for a while, and said: "I'm resting alone? ”

Bai Susu said: "You're drunk tonight, let's wait until tomorrow." ”

Wei Changtian hugged Ah Qing and said, "That's not possible, you and I will go out tomorrow to fight the demons, and there will be a bitter battle at that time." Hey, before this big battle, you have to make me happy. ”

Yan Ling said: "Xianggong, so we can't accompany you." You'll have to put a lot of effort into fighting the demons tomorrow, so it's important to keep your spirits up. ”

Lingyue also said: "That's it, when you defeat the demon and return triumphantly, ten of our sisters will accompany you, okay?"

Wei Changtian shook his head and said loudly: "Fuck, it's not good, it's not good at all! Okay, the ten of you don't listen to me......? I'm going to go to the Nether Realm now, and call a hundred women to play around all night in a brothel in the mortal world. ”

When the women saw him say this, they couldn't help but look at each other, Tang Ying smiled slightly: "Xianggong, you are really a little scoundrel!"

Wei Changtian only felt that Ah Qing's body in his arms was twisting, and he leaned down and kissed her on the face, and said, "Ah Qing's wife, why are you twisting around?"

Ah Qing flew red, and said, "Bah", "you......!" Somewhat uncomfortable......"

Wei Changtian ate and laughed lewdly: "Uncomfortable?Then you will accompany me tonight, how about I make you comfortable?" and said to the rest of the women: "Ladies and wives, I beg you, my body is as hot as a ball of fire now, uncomfortable, if you refuse to accompany me to bed, I ...... You have to be crazy. ”

Huang Lingling rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't Sister A-Qing in your arms? ”

Wei Changtian reached out to Ah Qing's towering breasts with one hand, and while rubbing them gently, he said: "You also know that I am born with extraordinary talents, and I can have countless maids in one night, where is Ah Qing's one? Don't you want to talk to me? Let's just lie on the bed together and talk slowly." ”

Li Feng'er also knew that he was strong at the moment, and he would not lose his physical strength due to too much intercourse, so he thought about it sideways, and said: "Let me make a suggestion, who of our ten sisters is willing to accompany Xianggong tonight, just stay, and if you don't want to, go back to the room to rest." ”

Yang Xueying glanced at Wei Changtian, the tip of her nose wrinkled slightly, and said, "I can't smell the smell of alcohol, I'll go to sleep." ”

Huang Lingling said: "Me too, I want to vomit when I smell the wine, and I also go to sleep." ”

Tang Ying said: "Xianggong, it's not that I don't want to accompany you, I'm really worried that you will hurt your body, I ...... I went back to my room. ”

Following Tang Ying, Bai Zhenzhen, Yan Ling, and A Qing also left on the grounds of "fear that Wei Changtian would hurt his body".

Li Feng'er glanced at Wei Changtian, and when she saw him seeing the girls go back to their respective rooms, she was dumbfounded, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, I originally wanted to stay, but I practiced martial arts during the day, and I was so tired that I was in pain, so I also rested." ”

In the blink of an eye, seven of the ten women left, leaving only Bai Susu, Lingyue, and Xiaoyu with their heads down and silent.

Wei Changtian sighed and muttered: "It's over, it's over, it's really fickle! I think they were all competing to marry me and sleep with me at the beginning, but now they have become relatives and become my wife, but they don't dump me anymore." , it's cold!"

Bai Susu chuckled lightly and said, "Xianggong, the reason why they left is all for your sake, don't blame them." ”

Wei Changtian said: "Then you...... Why don't you three go?"

Ling Yue said: "What if we leave and you're the only one left? Xianggong, Lingyue will listen to you at any time, I will do whatever you want me, and I will accompany you if no one accompanies you. ”

Yu'er said: "Me too." ”

Wei Changtian said happily: "It's still you two who are so good!" Hehe, Susu, you won't go too, I haven't touched you for a long time." ”

The white vegetarian powder is translucent red, noncommittal, and it seems that it will not go.

Wei Changtian pulled the left and right hugs, and said to the third girl: "How about it, let's go to the big bed, there is a big place, and you can have fun playing." ”

The big bed he spoke of was specially built on the day of marriage with the ten daughters, for all the women to serve a husband, and each woman also had her own private room, and when Wei Changtian was not in the Xiaoxian Mansion, all the women slept peacefully.

Bai Susu, Xiaoyu, and Lingyue are all reserved daughters, with gentle temperaments, and they don't know much about flirting between men and women, so after entering the house, Wei Changtian was not polite, and took off the clothes of the three of her one by one, and put them between the beds, and she also took off her naked.

Wei Changtian's wine was surging, his eyes were slightly bloodshot, he greedily looked at the three white and tender naked delicate bodies in front of him completely exposed, his desire rose sharply, and he roared lowly, and the hungry tiger pressed Xiaoyu under his body, and his lips rained down on her snow-white skin.

The girls woke up the next day and went out of the house to get together, but they couldn't find Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie, and after careful questioning, they learned from a fairy maid that the two of them left the immortal in a hurry at dawn, saying that they went to the military field of the heavenly court to point the parade, and then went to conquer the lair of the demons in the Yin Underworld.

The women were in an uproar, shaking their heads and stomping their feet one by one, gritting their teeth and scolding Wei Changtian for being heartless, ruthless and unrighteous, and not even saying hello when he left.

In fact, when Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie were still sleeping soundly, they were woken up by the sound of Sun Wukong who returned from Lingshan, and the three of them went to the Heavenly Court Point Battlefield together. Wei Changtian turned into light smoke when he left, so he did not alarm Yang Xueying and the other ten girls, and when he left, he specially instructed a fairy maid who cleaned the courtyard, so that the fairy maid would tell the wives not to remember themselves later.

At the turn of Tatsumi, the 100,000 divine soldiers and gods personally pointed out by Wei Changtian will line up in a good position on the point field of the heavenly court, and the black pressure is a piece, looking distinctive, solemn and mighty, worthy of being the elite generals guarding the heavenly court. These soldiers will be led by Sun Wukong, and there are Zhu Bajie, Tota Heavenly King and other heavenly immortals, as well as Yang Jian, Wei Changtian, and Neqi three worship brothers. The other group of immortals from the Three Realms invited by Taishang Laojun was lined up separately, headed by Taiyi Tianzun. As for the reinforcements that Sun Wukong invited to Lingshan yesterday, Wei Changtian asked Sun Wukong before he learned that the master had made an appointment with those immortal Buddhas to meet on the way to Yin Yin Mountain.

The Jade Emperor stood high on the highest platform of the military field, and spoke loudly and vigorously, saying nothing more than some generous speeches that inspired the morale of the army, and the three brothers of Wei Changtian ignored the Jade Emperor's speech, and just talked to themselves, looking extremely excited.

What Wei Changtian didn't expect was that Tang Sanzang, the Buddha of Zhantan Merit and Sha Wujing, the golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing, who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures with his master Sun Wukong, actually rushed to help, and said in his heart: "That Tang Sanzang has been my master's master, and he is much more senior than me, but he looks like a weak and weak Wenwen, like a literary immortal, not like a god general who can fight." Well, in comparison, that golden-bodied Arhat has a bearded face and a horizontal body, and he looks much stronger than him. ”

Suddenly, he whispered in his ear: "Second brother, are you annoying?"

Wei Changtian was stunned and said, "What's the trouble?"

Ne Qi snorted at Sendai, his face was full of helplessness, and said: "Look at the Jade Emperor, he talks endlessly, and he is even more verbose and annoying than the Queen Mother! ”

Wei Changtian smiled and said, "Calluses? It's too exaggerated, look at me, why aren't you annoyed at all?"

How do you know that he has always liked to be free and unrestrained, and he disagreed when he heard the words: "Second brother, you don't come to lie to me, it's really strange if you don't bother! With your previous temperament, you should sneak away if you can't hear two sentences......

Wei Changtian chuckled and said, "What did the Jade Emperor say?" Alas, I don't know a word!"

This time, it was his turn to grin, and he nodded at Wei Changtian and said, "Okay, second brother, it turns out that the Jade Emperor talked a lot on Sendai, and you didn't listen to a word at all." You...... Didn't you let His Majesty the Jade Emperor work in vain, and let him know how sad it was. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, he's sad, I'm still sad." We got up early in the morning in order to get rid of the demon slayer, but the Jade Emperor ...... The Jade Emperor is good, he has been talking nonsense here for a long time!"

Yang Jian heard clearly on the side, and interjected with a smile: "Two brothers, what the Jade Emperor said is very good, he is encouraging everyone's morale and fighting spirit, why don't you listen?"

Wei Changtian said: "Fighting spirit! Fighting spirit! I'm almost 'discouraged'." Let's take a look around, in addition to the 100,000 soldiers of the Jade Emperor, which one of the scattered immortals invited by Taishang Laojun is listening attentively? Hehe, instead of spending half a day on these rambling words, it is better to give a fairy to accompany us for fun, it is best that these fairies are all virgins. As the saying goes, 'Baoding can win'......!

When Yang Jian and He Qi heard him say such crazy words, they couldn't help but look at each other, crying and laughing.

In fact, the Jade Emperor on Sendai was "talking" and was self-righteous, but Sun Wukong in the audience couldn't stand still and shouted loudly: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, why do you talk endlessly? Hurry up, you pick up a few important sentences, and we'll go. ”

The Jade Emperor was interrupted by him in front of everyone, and couldn't help but be greatly embarrassed, laughed dryly, and said: "What I should have said has been almost said, the last thing that needs to be reminded is that you don't fight hard knowing that you are invincible, it is important to preserve your strength!"

Sun Wukong sneered and said loudly: "Don't worry, Jade Emperor Lao'er, with Lao Sun here, your 100,000 days will guarantee that the whole army will not be wiped out!"

So the drumming soldiers struck the drum surface hard, making a loud "dong dong" sound, urging the troops to go out.

The immortals of the Three Realms, together with the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, rode the clouds together, forming a long dragon for dozens of miles in the sky, with a solemn and majestic momentum, and flew in the direction of the Yin Immortal Mountain.

After flying non-stop for two days, estimating that there were still nearly 10,000 miles away from Yin Ming Mountain, Sun Wukong raised his cloud head, looked at the western sky with his hand, and shouted loudly to the immortals below: "Immortal friends, pay attention, Lingshan reinforcements will arrive in an instant!"

The immortals of the Three Realms were refreshed when they heard the words, and they all looked to the left, and sure enough, in just a moment, they saw the golden light flashing in the west, the auspicious clouds rolling, a large number of Arhat monks drove the clouds to come, and dozens of Buddhas led by the front sat cross-legged in the lotus platform, the treasure was solemn, and they looked at it in awe.

Here, Sun Wukong, Yuan Shi Tianzun and others stepped forward, saluted with the Arhats, Buddhas and monks in Lingshan, and exchanged a few words.

I saw a big-bellied Buddhist monk smiling in front of Sun Wukong and said: "Fighting to defeat the Buddha, you have been so busy lately, you haven't been to my Maitreya Hall for more than 100 years? Hehe, could it be that your shelf is too big? Or do you think my Maitreya Hall is too shabby, not as good as your Fighting God Mansion?"

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand, touched the tall belly of Maitreya Buddha, and said with a smile: "Maitreya Buddha, it's not that Lao Sun's shelf is big, but every time Lao Sun comes to you, you are always asleep." Seeing that you were sleeping soundly, Lao Sun couldn't bear to wake you up, so he had to leave again. Hehe, you have eaten, slept, and eaten for hundreds of years, and you have gained a lot of weight, which is almost comparable to my junior brother Zhu Bajie. ”

Before the words fell, Zhu Bajie suddenly appeared in front of him, he and Maitreya Buddha stood side by side, first glanced at Maitreya Buddha's big belly, and then his belly also bulged, and said triumphantly: "Brother Monkey, take a closer look, can his Maitreya's belly be comparable to my old pig's? ”

Sun Wukong grinned, nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Brother Bajie, your belly can be called the first in the Three Realms! With you here, Maitreya Buddha will no longer dare to 'be reckless'." ”

Maitreya Buddha was so happy that his mouth was not disturbed, and he said with a smile: "Pure altar messenger, you have a big belly, and this Buddha is ashamed of himself." In the future, this Buddha must work harder to eat, and strive to win your title of 'pot-bellied first'. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Think of the beauty, you eat one meal, the old pig eats ten meals, see how you can catch up with me." Wowhaha......"

Sun Wukong teased Maitreya Buddha for a while, and then went over in turn to meet with 20 Lingshan Holy Buddhas and 500 Arhat Holy Monks, including the Ancient Buddha of Burning the Lamp, the Buddha of Returning to the Truth, the Buddha of King Kong, the Buddha of Baoguang, and the Buddha of Longzun Wang.

Among the reinforcements from Lingshan this time, most of them participated in the last battle of the Yin Underworld, and they were all ashamed of the fiasco.

Sun Wukong and the leaders of the Holy Buddhas such as Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Ancient Buddha of the Burning Lamp walked at the front of the team.

After walking for nearly a thousand miles, the King Kong Buddha suddenly grabbed Sun Wukong's hand, his eyes flashed, and he said in a low voice: "Fight to defeat the Buddha, I often hear him say things about you in front of the Buddha, I don't know if it's true......"

Sun Wukong glared and said, "What bad things did Lao Sun say behind his back?"

King Kong is not bad, Buddha Waner smiled: "Where is the bad word, it is a good word, a good word!"

Sun Wukong said: "If it's a good word, then you can say it quickly." ”

King Kong is not bad Buddha stroked the white beard that reached the belly, and said slowly: "If the Buddha said that after you became a Buddha, you hid alone in the scripture pavilion of the cliff behind the Lingshan, and spent nearly a hundred years to read all the scriptures, and then retreated and practiced the Buddhist Dharma and Immortal Dao for nearly four hundred years. ”

Sun Wukong said: "I didn't expect that the old man would praise me so highly! However, he overdone it, and Lao Sun's mana couldn't match him anyway. He is the true leader of the Three Realms Immortals! ”

After Sun Wukong became a Buddha, with the increase in the number of Buddhist scriptures read, his temperament is not as flamboyant as five hundred years ago, he heard that he praised himself, although he was happy in his heart, but there was still a little more humility between his words.

The immortals of the Three Realms respect the Western Lingshan as a holy place, and the Buddhas of the Lingshan Mountain respect Rulai as the leader, it is a Buddha who is not bad every time he hears that the Buddha of the Fighting Victory over the Buddha Sun Wukong's mana is how high, they are a little unbelievable, this time I personally asked Sun Wukong, and I heard Sun Wukong personally say that the mana is not as good as the Buddha, so I took it seriously, and said with a smile: "My Buddha is profound in Buddhism, and the mana is vast, and the immortals in the Three Realms have no one who can match it, which is an indisputable fact." Hehe, fighting to defeat the Buddha, I also know that your mana is extremely high, you can be called the top of the Three Realms, I am afraid that you have already surpassed me Vajra Buddha a lot. ”

At that time, Wei Changtian followed behind the two of them, and when he heard the words of King Kong not bad Buddha, he was very disapproving, and said secretly: "Okay, you old monk of King Kong, my master is the real invincible opponent in the Three Realms, he is humble and a few words, can't you hear it? Fuck, you are old eyes and old ears calloused!"

I was about to say a few words for the master, but I heard the master say, "Where, Vajra Buddha, your immortal generation is longer than the old grandson, where is the old grandson comparable to you?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun and Sun Wukong have a very close relationship, if it is said that five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong's mana is not as good as what he can say, but now he also has a sense of inscrutable Sun Wukong, only to feel that Sun Wukong's every move, all of them are flowing and swaying freely, it seems to have reached the highest realm of Buddhism to do what he wants, after he listened to the words of King Kong is not bad Buddha, he also felt inappropriate like Wei Changtian, so he interjected and said: "Brother King Kong Buddha, the old way suddenly gave birth to all kinds of miscellaneous desires, and I want to make a bet with Brother Buddha?"

King Kong is not bad, the Buddha was stunned, and then smiled: "Oh, I don't know what Brother Tianzun wants to bet on the old monk?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun glanced at Sun Wukong with a smile and said, "I bet with you to defeat the level of Buddha's mana." ”

King Kong is not bad, the Buddha's white eyebrows twitched, and he said in shock: "This ...... How do you say that?".

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Brother Vajra Buddha thinks that the mana of fighting to defeat the Buddha is not as good as the Buddha, but I think that the Buddha is also difficult to defeat him. Let's bet on this? If the Buddha wins, Lao Dao is willing to give you this Qiankun Immortal Sword on his body, if you lose, ......."

Although the Buddha is not bad, although the Dharma is profound, there is still a stubbornness in his bones, and he said: "If the old monk loses, he will give you the Vajra cover!"