Knock knock, knock knock

There was a loud knock outside the door, and this rough knock woke up the sleeping Xiaoqiang.

He glanced at the time on his phone, it was only half past six in the morning, and the person who knocked on the door was really sick

Now that it's just dawning, I don't know what the hell is going on outside the door?

Xiao Qiang quickly got dressed, cut his hair, and walked to the roaring door.

The moment he grasped the doorknob, Xiao Qiang's heart became uneasy, because he suddenly remembered that a few months ago, a woman who made him feel terrible also knocked on the door so vigorously.

I remember that after opening the door, the woman who appeared outside the door sprayed him with saliva and almost peeled off a layer of his skin, allowing him to live a dark life for the next month, for which he ate instant noodles for more than a month.

With a shudder of memory, Xiao Qiang tried to take a deep breath, stabilized his little heart beating violently because of fear, and then unscrewed the door with a bang.

As expected, I saw a fat and ruddy face with pockmarked seeds appear in front of me, the owner of this big cake face was wearing an oversized dark black dress, and under the dress stood two small legs comparable to the legs of an elephant, which made people unbearable to look at directly.

"Even drop god, if it's really her" The moment he recognized the other party, Xiaoqiang couldn't help but swallow his saliva, the whole person fell into a stiff state, and cold sweat also flowed down.

The obese woman who knocked on the door violently in front of him was the person he least wanted to see the landlord Aunt Zhang, who was also the legendary Zhang Mengmeng's best mother.

Seeing this landlady who weighs 250 pounds and is only 150 centimeters tall, Xiaoqiang really feels that he even has the heart to hit the wall to seek death.

To be honest, he still doesn't think that this fat Aunt Zhang and Zhang Mengmeng are a mother and daughter, no way, the looks of these two people are too far away.

Zhang Mengmeng looks pure and cute, with a slender and soft body, a proper young and beautiful girl, and this Aunt Zhang looks like a female pig with a strong body, stout and powerful, this world of difference, can these two people be swollen and mother and daughter?

However, what is surprising is that these two are a real mother and daughter.

"Hello Aunt Zhang......" Xiaoqiang felt that his tongue was knotted, and he didn't know what to say, so it took a long time to pop out such a sentence.

Although he is much taller than Aunt Zhang, in his opinion, this 150-centimeter-tall Aunt Zhang is simply as tall and terrifying as a giantess with a height of 150 meters.

"Okay? What a, I knocked on the door for so long to open the door, what the hell are you kid doing inside? Aunt Zhang's small eyes became murderous, like a lioness roaring, and for a while, bad breath and saliva splashed towards Xiaoqiang.

"Wow, it stinks, there is a lot of saliva" felt that there was a fishy saliva blowing in front of him, and Xiaoqiang, who had been prepared for a long time, hurriedly retreated to dodge.

But at the same time as he retreated, Aunt Zhang also stepped away from the elephant's legs, and kept moving forward with her huge breasts like footballs, forcing Xiaoqiang into a corner in a few steps.

You must know that the room rented by Xiaoqiang is a one-room room, and Aunt Zhang is very close, and the scenery in the room is immediately unobstructed by the other party.

"Why is there such a mess in the room? Used tissues are littered, panties are littered, quilts are dragged to the ground, stinky socks are hung everywhere, you kid is really sloppy, the most sloppy tenant I've ever seen, you lazy ......" Aunt Zhang's mouth was like a machine gun that kept strafing, splattering everywhere, out of control.

Xiao Qiang was naturally the target of this machine gun, and within ten seconds, he was swept by this machine gun that was carrying out fire catharsis, and his body was completely skinny, and his face was full of spittle.

"Wronged, aren't the bachelor's rooms like this?" The opponent's firepower is too fierce, Xiaoqiang can only secretly avenge himself, lest saliva shoot directly into his mouth.

"Look at you, if you don't go out to look for a job at such a young age, you have to stay at home and play games, can you make money playing games? You kid can't even support himself, and you don't even have a girlfriend, so you won't be embarrassed? In today's society, only those who have money, houses and cars are uncles, and only those who have cars and houses are considered men, and poor boys like you who have no money and no houses are not even a eunuch......"

In the face of that lethal mouth, Xiao Qiang had no choice but to twist his face and let this machine gun shoot himself, which was called a bitter force

Finally, he couldn't help but say, "Aunt Zhang, what are you looking for me?" ”

"You don't know what I'm looking for you? Didn't my family make it clear to you before? Aunt Zhang asked with a squint.

"What did Meng Meng tell me?" Xiaoqiang was a little puzzled.

He was still really confused, and he didn't remember what particularly important things Zhang Mengmeng had told him, but now he thought about it and was blank.

When Aunt Zhang saw Xiaoqiang's appearance, her fat face immediately became stiff: "Are you kid pretending to be stupid, or are you selling stupid?" Didn't my family Mengmeng tell you about the rent? ”

"Rent? It turned out to be a matter of rent increase, I know this. Xiaoqiang nodded hurriedly, and couldn't help but wonder: "Isn't there still a period of time until the next rent payment?" ”

Aunt Zhang said angrily: "There is still a period of time? You kid really don't have a sense of time, I'm here to remind you that there are five days until the end of the month, and after five days you must pay the rent clearly, without the slightest delay, otherwise, I will kick you out immediately, understand? ”

"It's going to be the end of the month in a week? Time flies," Xiaoqiang muttered.

"What the hell are you talking about? Do you understand what I said? Aunt Zhang asked with round eyes.

Xiaoqiang nodded like garlic: "Understood, understood, if you don't pay the rent within a week, I'll leave immediately." ”

You've been in the groove for a long time to remind me to pay the rent, isn't there still a week until the end of the month, why are you so anxious?

Do you want to embarrass the master? Old woman, you don't know, now I have money, and my net worth is hundreds of thousands, although now they are all gold coins in the game, and when they are exchanged, they will scare you

"It's good that you know" Aunt Zhang finally nodded, and suddenly asked, "Have you harassed Lin Xue'er recently?" ”

burst

Xiaoqiang almost didn't spray this aunt's saliva.

Master to harass Lin Xue'er? Please, it seems that Lin Xueer took the initiative to knock on the door to harass the master last few times, okay?

Also, what do you mean by that?

Aunt Zhang squinted her small eyes and warned: "Lin Xue'er is my niece, the conditions are not ordinarily good, but she will marry a wealthy and handsome family in the future, I advise you not to think too much, otherwise the old lady will do the right thing for heaven." ”

When she said the words "for the heavens", Aunt Zhang made a slightly murderous gesture of wielding a knife and castrating.

made Xiaoqiang suddenly tighten the chrysanthemum

Sister, aunt, aunt, aunt, you have to take care of so much of our young people's affairs, do you think you are the United States of America?