[028] A generation of strange men Zou Batian
[Fourth update, please smash the ticket]
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What is the concept of having three wives at the same time?
Not to mention in reality, even in virtual networks, it is very rare.
This player named Zou Batian is simply a generation of strange men in the martial arts.
Curious, Zhen Lang checked the other party's information.
Zou Batian, Lv3, Hunter.
After checking the other party's equipment information again, Zhen Lang blurted out: "Emma, I'll go!" ”
"What's the situation?"
The three roommates came over to take a look and said in unison: "Emma, I'll go!" ”
Zou Batian had 1 weapon, 3 jewelry, and 5 armor on his body, all of which were alive.
There is no doubt that no player can make that much equipment on their own, and the only way is to spend money on it.
The players who got together 9 large items on the first day of the server are usually legendary gods.
"It's all level 1 to 3 white suits, which are far worse than my brother's weapons." The webmaster worked hard to refresh his presence.
"That's because he can't buy better things even if he has money, and after level 10 of this kind of Hao, you can deeply understand the difference between him and you." Erfat's statement is very objective, whether in reality or in the game, there is a world of pride, which is difficult for ordinary people to reach.
At this time, Zou Batian entered Zhen Lang's team, and gave Zhen Lang 400 copper coins first according to the agreement.
After giving the money, while the raw rice was cooked and ripe, Zou Batian typed: "Master, can you make a small request?" ”
Zhen Lang put a question mark: ?
Zou Batian: "After my wife joins the group, don't say that I spend money, just say that we are friends." ”
Zhen Lang thought for a moment and typed: "Why don't I speak, okay?" ”
"Okay, thank you." Zou Batian made a grateful chat expression, and said, "Give me the captain, and I'll group them." ”
Next, Zou Batian organized a level 3 barbarian sacrifice.
The ID of this priestess is very interesting: the third aunt.
Immediately after, Zou Batian formed a level 3 barbarian female priest.
The ID of this female mage is: Fourth Auntie.
In the end, Zou Batian formed a level 3 barbarian female thief.
The ID of this female thief was not what Zhen Lang expected, and it really was: Fifth Aunt.
The IDs of the three sisters deeply shocked Zhen Lang, thinking that Zou Batian still has the eldest lady and the second aunt?
"Wow, husband, this is the god who took the first place in two servers." As soon as she entered the team, the third aunt screamed in the team's voice, and her voice was a little powerful.
"Husband, you are so powerful, you even know such a great god." The fourth aunt is even more amazing, and her voice is a little charming, just like the aunt in the costume drama who fascinates the master.
"Husband, people know that you are an amazing man." The fifth aunt's voice was very tender, and she only sounded like she was seventeen or eighteen years old.
"Shut up, let me be a beautiful man quietly."
Zou Batian typed out this line, and the three girls immediately shut up.
Zhen Lang's five bodies are on the ground, what kind of man can have such prestige?
The girl's voice through the computer speaker made the three roommates unable to calm down, and came over to watch again.
"Three wives, really fake?" The second fat was stunned.
"Your math is taught by the physiology and hygiene teacher, look at this urine, let alone have five wives." The fourth master found an opportunity and squeezed the second fat one fiercely, in order to avenge the second fat in the afternoon for scolding him for his poor math.
"That's right, maybe there are six aunts and seven aunts who are too ......" Dynamic eyes lit up, and he admired it: "Idol, he fulfilled my dream in junior high school, when I just learned to read YY novels, I fantasized about having a lot of wives every day." This Decepticon is too awesome, and in reality, the cliff is an idol-level character. ”
"Well, looking at the neat IDs of these girls, they have known each other in reality for a long time." The stationmaster looked envious, jealous and hateful, and said: "I bet that he must be a real coal boss, and these girls are his second wife." ”
Dynamic puzzled: "No, even if it's the second wife, it won't be able to team up with the local tyrants, right?" When these women get together, won't they be able to fight and fight? Could it be that this Zou Batian is the legendary domineering president who can control ten women? ”
The roommates talked a lot, and they felt more and more that Zou Batian was unfathomable.
This sudden Zou Batian deeply shook the hearts of the four young people.
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In the small copy of the prestige mission, two men and three women crushed all the way through like vegetables and vegetables.
When I went to do this task for the first time, Zhen Lang and the five of them were only level 1 after all, and they had no equipment, so it was difficult to fight. Now Zhen Lang can be a monster in seconds with a mysterious blood-colored light, and two or three high-level dragon murder techniques can also deal with an orc, which is much faster.
In addition, Zou Batian and his aunts and wives are also helping to fight monsters, and a team of centaurs rarely sits on the floor to recover after a fight like a level 1 team, and quickly defeats the innermost elite monsters. After 20 minutes, this team completed the level 4 prestige task, and Zou Batian, who was originally level 3 and a half, took the lead in rising to level 5.
At this time, Er Fat turned around and said, "Boss, the Tiger Prince should be refreshed, let's go and fight first and then come back to bring people." ”
"Okay." Zhen Lang said and typed in the team: "I'll fight a rare elite and come back in 10 minutes." ”
Zou Batian didn't type in the team, but sent a private message: "Beat the tiger prince Lassi? ”
Zhen Lang also replied in private chat: "Hmm." ”
Zou Batian: "Master, take me to finish the brave copy first, I wrapped that pet." ”
Hunters' pets need to be caught below 20% health. In the early stage of the game, it was too difficult for the hunter to capture the rare elite alone, and the level 5 little hunter ran over and didn't even know how to die. The common method is to team up to fight until the blood is broken, protected by a nurse, and then the hunter catches it moisturizingly.
Zhen Lang couldn't make up his mind for a while, and said, "Second brother, come and take a look." ”
The second fat in the dormitory leaned over to look at the chat, and said excitedly: "We must take this deal, we killed the tiger prince Laxi, and when our faces were black, we only divided dozens of copper plates." The sword of the king of the old district helped catch the tiger king Laxi for a thousand yuan, and the new area must be more than this price. ”
Zhen Lang: "It's not a problem to catch a rare elite, the problem is to take him to fight the Brave Dungeon, and one of us will break away from the organization." ”
This is indeed a problem, if four people take Zou Batian to play a copy, the remaining one person will not be able to mix the team.
"Go ahead, boss, although my buddy didn't help you pick up soap, I can also silently dedicate myself to you......" The stationmaster suddenly spoke, looking very righteous, sensing the target of the three roommates' questioning, he sneered: "Okay, I admit it, I was wrong." Just now I promised this team 9 times, and there is a girl in the team who is very cute, and I can't get out. You go and bring people first, I'll just mix in the field team during the day, a sharp sword thief like me, I'm afraid I won't be able to mix with the team? ”
"Okay, you'll get your share of the spoils in a moment."
Zhen Lang turned his head and saw Er Fat staring straight at his screen.
"Master, Brave Quest + Tiger Prince Lassi, two thousand lines?"
"Three thousand! I can divide everything in the dungeon, and if the Bow of the Brave is released, I will add another five hundred. Give me a word, and I'll transfer it to you right away. ”
So Zhen Lang also turned into a slut, and said with a reluctant look: "Okay, three thousand is three thousand." ”
The next thing was Very's happy transaction, seeing that his Tenpay account had increased by 3,000 yuan, and the animals of 301 felt like a dream. Zhen Lang did what he said, even counted the stationmaster's share, and transferred 600 yuan to each partner, and everyone deeply felt the beauty of life.
In the Brave Dungeon, Zhen Lang, Cannon, Er Fat, Dynamic, and Zou Batian were brutally crushed. Compared with the last time, with the bonus of the title of Brave Adventure, coupled with the powerful T of the cannon, which has been greatly improved, the five people do not have much pressure in the Brave Dungeon.
After another ten minutes, Zou Batian stood in the novice village square, triggering countless night owl onlookers.
At the feet of the hunter, there was a pure white petite tiger, rolling in place from time to time.
Not only other players were shocked, but the three aunts and wives in the reconstituted mission team were also shocked.
"Wow, husband, this is the first tiger prince pet in the whole server, right?" The third aunt's voice is nymphomaniac.
"Husband, you're awesome, I love you to death." The fourth aunt's charming voice is too ecstatic.
"Husband, how did you catch it, tell someone about your adventure." The fifth aunt is too naïve, begging the heroic knight to tell the story of the adventure like an innocent girl.
"Hey, hey, hey......" A rather obscene uncle's voice suddenly came out of the team's voice, and then it was quite non-standard Mandarin: "A male prostitute like a goose (I) Ze (this) is enough (note) to make the four prostitutes (the world) look up to the back of the goose......"
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