"Call you cheap, call you cheap..."

I want to cry without tears. Originally, the matter could have been satisfactorily resolved, but it was made into such a situation by his own rhetoric, and now it is impossible to explain it clearly!

"Shishi, you have to know that you have always misunderstood your brother. My brother is very sad, but he can't help you, so he has to admit it out of a bad strategy, I hope you can understand, it's okay to treat this incident as if it didn't happen? ”

"Do you mean that you peeked at people taking a shower, looked at their girls' bodies, and then made me pretend that I didn't know anything, as if nothing had happened? Brother, your thoughts are really curious, it's too different, it makes me embarrassed, how can there be such a cheeky person as you, it really gives Shishi a headache. ”

"Then what do you want?" Liang Yu said angrily. I really don't have the patience to argue with this little girl's inkblot anymore. No matter how much you argue, it is impossible to change the other party's mind, and instead of justifying, it is better to face up to this matter and deal with it properly before the parents come back.

"There's no better way, what can I do if I hand you over to the police uncle? You've seen all of your body. Since I can only be wronged to marry you, I can't imagine that I will be bound by marriage at a young age, which is really helpless. Nangong Shi lay on the sofa and said faintly looking at the ceiling.

"Nangong poem! Don't you have no reason to do it? How old are you? Do you know what love is? Do you understand the pain of menstruation? I'm old enough to be your dad, you know?! Liang Yu couldn't bear it anymore and finally broke out.

"You... What are you doing so fiercely? You've done something wrong yourself, peeking at people taking a shower and loudly threatening me... You still want to be my father, my mother won't like you, only if I'm so stupid and so simple will I choose to forgive you, accept you, you... You're still murdering me, it's really hard to serve. Nangong Shi hugged the big cloth bear and said pitifully.

"Are you still innocent? Who is hard to serve? Liang Yu couldn't bear it and almost ran away.

"Blame me, you peek at other people's baths to blame me for being too pretty, it's my fault, I shouldn't be so cute." The little girl sobbed and shook, looking pitiful and weak.

Liang Yu sighed: "Shishi, this matter is really just a misunderstanding, you don't need to stalk and insist that your brother intends to peek at you taking a bath, right?" You can see, I really drank too much juice. ”

"Well, then I believe you. You will be my husband in the future, I will forgive you. Nangong Shi nodded aggrievedly and said.

Liang Yu: ......

"Forget it, it's better for me to find your mother to explain this matter clearly, telling you that it's like playing the piano to the cow." Liang Yu gave up and directly told the parents that it might be better.

"Dare to tell my mom that you're doomed, my mom won't let you go if she knows that you peeked at me taking a shower! Besides, my mother told me that the first person to see my body was my husband, and there is no way to change this, you can think about it yourself. Nangong Shi got up, walked into the bedroom with the bear in his arms, and closed the door angrily.

Liang Yu was silent, secretly sad. How did I meet such a perverted little girl, but after thinking about it seriously, I can't think of a foolproof solution if I want to break my head.

"Well, Shishi, I promise you. But this relationship can only be recognized when you and I are alone, and in the presence of a third party, you can only call me brother, and if you agree with this, we will reach an agreement. ”

"Bang..."The bedroom door was opened, Nangong Shi dragged the small schoolbag and lowered her head and said weakly: "You don't want to go behind my back to find a third party, if you are together, you are already very aggrieved." I can only call it in private, as if I was in love, alas. ”

Liang Yu was petrified in an instant...

"Well, who told me to be so understanding, my husband came over first to help me finish my homework." Shishi took out the textbook from her schoolbag, took out three more exercise books, put them on the table and said to Liang Yu.

Liang Yu's head was full of black lines, and at first glance, it was actually a textbook for primary school students in the 5th grade! Is this really just a little kid in the fifth grade? Why are there so many crooked reasoning, where did I learn so many cheating things, is it that women are born so unreasonable, or are women born reasonable?

The most unbearable thing is, what kind of topic is this, is it a topic for elementary school students, and I am very worried that I can't even do any of them. Liang Yu was helpless: "Your topics are too difficult, brother can't, you can do it yourself." ”

"Alas, I really don't know what else my husband can do, I can't do such a simple topic..."Shishi shook her head and threw away an exercise book: "Husband, you still help me copy the language, this will always be, copy it!" ”

It's really a world of decline, even if you have suffered a lot of cold eyes in reincarnation, if you want to go out for a walk, you can meet this kind of superb little witch, the corners of Liang Yu's mouth twitched, and finally compromised, according to the handwriting of the little witch, and followed the elementary school students to write their homework.

After a while, there was a sound of the door opening, and it was expected that Shishi's mother was back, thanks to Liang Yu's wit, he put away the homework book and stood aside: "Well, Shishi is really amazing, I will solve this problem after a little explanation, awesome." ”

The latter is also a ghost elf, and responded very cooperatively: "What's the matter, it's my brother who speaks well, and he learns poetry quickly." ”

Seeing this scene, Shi's mother smiled, nodded to Liang Yu, and said softly: "Shishi, don't do your homework first, clean up the table, and get ready to eat." ”

"Okay mom." Shi Shi neatly put away the homework.

"The computer has been fixed and is working normally." Liang Yu said with a smile.

"Thank you so much, I'm really sorry for your trouble." Shima's mother is very polite.

"My brother came to help others get the dishes and chopsticks, it's too tall for me to reach." The sound of poetry came from the kitchen.

When Shi's mother heard this, she frowned slightly, shook her head and said to Liang Yu: "This child is too young and ignorant, don't mind, don't worry about her." ”

"How come, Shishi is very well-behaved and sensible, and he is a good boy." Liang Yu praised, and he was also repenting in his heart, Lord, forgive me for lying, Almighty Lord, forgive me.

At the dinner table, Shishi was very kind and kept giving Liang Yu vegetables, and Shi's mother was very puzzled, this child has never been very extroverted, how can he be so eager with people who have met for less than a day?

"Shishi, you're enough, can you still let the little uncle eat well?" Seeing that the dishes in the bowl were about to pile up, Shi's mother scolded softly.

With apprehension, I finished the meal as if I was sitting on pins and needles, but fortunately, there was no danger. In addition to showing excessive enthusiasm, Xiao Shi did not say anything about voyeurism, which made Liang Yu let out a long breath.

After sitting for a while, Liang Yu got up to say goodbye, it was really a moment to stay for a while, and there would be more crises. I just want to stay away from right and wrong. However, the little poems always don't make people feel at ease, and they finally have to break the sky.

"Brother, why are you in such a hurry to leave, it's not too late to help Shishi clean up the dishes and chopsticks first." Xiao Shi pouted, and the angry expression was all written on her face.

"Shishi, how did you teach you on weekdays? I really don't know the rules! You come here. "Shi's mother is really not calm this time, her tone is stern, three times and twice, it is obvious that she wants to teach the little girl a good lesson.

"Husband, if you don't hurry up and help say good things, my mother will beat me." The little poem is nervous, and it is really amazing.

Shi Ma went violently, her tone changed, and she said in a deep voice: "What did you just say, have you been taught in vain for so many years?" ”

"Mom, there's nothing wrong with Shishi. You taught me, the first person to see my body was my husband, that brother just peeked at other people's baths, isn't he my husband? With timidity, Shishi ran to Liang Yu's side as she spoke, dragging a corner of her clothes with both hands.

It's over, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now.

"Eldest sister, in fact, this matter is a misunderstanding, because..."Liang Yu hurriedly explained, but the other party didn't give him a chance at all.

"You go, you're not welcome here." Shima's voice gave the order to evict the guests.

The scene was silent, and Xiao Shishi dragged Liang Yu tightly and didn't let him go. Liang Yu was helpless and sighed, but as for the other party's words, there was really nothing to say.

"It's not that simple, get ready for the future." Liang Yu stood at the door, his footsteps paused, and the sound in the room was clear to his ears.

(It is rumored that the recommended ticket of the treasure can save life and death, Liang Yu asks for the support of the gods from all walks of life!) Crisis! ）