"Bah...... Bang...... Woo ......"

A knock on the door appeared in Li Jun's consciousness.

"Holy! It's still a corpse, huh? Your birthday today, how can you bury a good time in bed, unless the school flower Qin Kexin sleeps next to you, it's almost the same, open the door, open the door......"

It turns out that even in the middle of the game, "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" and the real self-consciousness are also the same!

Mao Fei's duck voice was really uncomfortable enough to listen to, Li Jun frowned, and had to choose to take the game offline first.

"During the game, if you can't force it offline, do you choose to connect with reality?"

Do you want to go back to the real world before you can take the game offline?

Thinking of the torturous taste, Li Jun helplessly put a bitter smile on the corner of his mouth, and reluctantly clicked "yes".

A gust of wind spun in place, and Li Jun returned to his computer foaming at the foam.

Panting, Li Jun thought to himself if there is such an item as a Guinness World Records for spinning in place, if there is, Lao Tzu will definitely be great in the future!

Before choosing to dock with the real world, Li Jun now has a "docking item backpack" in the game character's own equipment column, he originally tried to put the copper horn dagger in it to see if he could bring it to the real world, but the copper horn dagger couldn't be put in, it is estimated that it is a problem with the game settings, it seems that everything in the game can be brought to the real world, or I don't know where the benefits of this docking with reality are, it seems that further exploration is needed.

After relieving his strength, Li Jun took the game offline, and went online again, and saw that the game character "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" was still standing in the place where he went offline two seconds ago, and the client who landed on 6 was still the client of "Heaven Realm", but it turned out that he entered the "Dream Paradise" eight hundred years later.

Li Jun was sure once again that he really saw the hell!

After all this was done, Li Jun walked over slowly and opened the door of the room, and as soon as the door opened, the fat man Mao Fei pounced on it like a round ball, almost knocking Li Jun down.

"Get out of the way! Don't make me disgusting! ”

Li Jun dodged and kicked on the fat man's buttocks, but the fat man rubbed his buttocks as if he was fine, and said obscenely: "You haven't opened the door for a long time, are you hiding to watch some good movies?" There are good films that are not shared, it's really not powerful! ”

Li Jun yawned, lay down on the bed, and said, "Lao Tzu is not as boring as you, watch movies and eat." ”

"Then what are you doing, not opening the door for half a day?" Mao Fei glanced at his mouth and said.

"Sleep."

"Sleep?" Mao Fei looked at Li Jun's messy bed, and did not suspect him, and said with a dry smile, "Then have you slept enough now?" ”

"What's wrong with enough sleep?" Li Jun said vigilantly.

"When you get enough sleep, let's eat, the big head and the monkey are still waiting for us."

"What are we waiting for?" Li Jun smiled bitterly, "Didn't you divide a box of Fumanduo the day before yesterday with a pack of you, and I boiled water by myself when I was hungry, I had no appetite." ”

"I said Junzi, what you said is not authentic, what day is today, how can you eat instant noodles." Mao Fei said with a wicked smile.

"Today? What day? It's still early for 2o12," Li Jun scratched his head and said, "Chang'e-3 goes to the sky?" U.S. Presidential Election? Or will the Israeli-Palestinian talks break down again, and armed conflict will break down again? ”

"You are pretending to be confused," Mao Fei smiled and said, "Twenty years ago today, a great man left his mother's warm amniotic fluid and breathed the first breath of fresh air in this beautiful new world, ah! What a wonderful day, ah......"

"Ah, you're big! Okay, okay, you won't take the civil service exam in the future, don't engage in this trick, let's just say it. Li Jun frowned.

"Hehe," Mao Feithief came over with a smile, "Isn't it your old man's twentieth birthday today, the big head and the monkey are a few of us combined, we must celebrate you grandly, and set up a banquet in the drunken fairy building on the first street of Landa**!" ”

"Is it okay not to go?" Li Jun was embarrassed.

"What do you say?"

"You cannibalistic animals that don't spit out bones!" Li Jun scolded, but still put on his coat, walked out of the two-bedroom room with Mao Fei, and went straight to the Drunken Immortal Building.

Out of the back door of Lanhai University is a small commercial street integrating shopping, leisure, entertainment and catering for college students, which is jokingly called ** street by the students of Lan University, and the drunken fairy building is just a small Sichuan restaurant with a good taste on the ** street.

Every weekend party, or someone's birthday, or even a casual meal before graduation, Lan University students like to drill into the affordable drunken fairy building.

Of course, the frequent visitors in the Drunken Immortal Building are all students with average family backgrounds, and as for the noble sons of Lan Da who are A4, B4, and F4, they will only dislike the Drunken Immortal Building, which is too low-grade and go to the humiliating status.

Li Jun didn't want to go, not because he belonged to the A4, B4, and F4 groups, but because there was an unwritten rule among the big blue animals, whoever had a birthday meant who was going to bleed.

If anyone dares to make excuses for this birthday, okay, then wait for the future to be quarantined by other animals like the virus.

Of course, it's not that the cattle really don't understand people, but the so-called drunken fairy building is actually as cheap as a school cafeteria, and a four-person dinner can be done for less than fifty yuan.

Li Jun is not the kind of person who does not pull out a dime, but his family has not given him a penny in the card for two months, and last week he made a small profit of 500 yuan by pounding a batch of equipment in "Heaven Realm", and paid off the arrears of 350 yuan, and moved a box of Fumanduo from the city back, and now there is a red ticket and a few clanging steel beeps left in his pocket.

Next month, the landlord should come to collect the rent, and I don't know when the hundred or so yuan will come to an end.

If it's just a few animals, it's okay if Li Jun would rather die than give in, but the cattle must have made an appointment with a few mm from the English department next door, as a man, you can lose anything, you can't lose face, just go, find an excuse to let them get out after eating, anyway, even if you are penniless, you don't necessarily starve to death, at least you can rely on Mao Fei, a dead fat man, plus half a box of blessings.

When Li Jun first entered college, he really belonged to the noble sons of the A4, B4, and F4 groups, but half a year later, his father ran away due to business failure, and a huge food processing factory closed down instantly.

Selling factories and machines, and even selling his own three duplex buildings and two luxury cars, he still owes nearly 8 million debts to others.

After the factory closed, Li Jun's parents moved back to the cramped unit dormitory to live, and his father, Lee Hsien Loong, gave up the iron rice bowl in the late 80s and strode into the sea.

The family of three lives on the meager income of their mother Liu Lan.

Li Jun's mother, Liu Lan, is a very strong character, and when her husband's business was booming, she did not inherit the virtues of traditional Chinese women who taught their husbands and children at home, and was still active in her work.

Although the efficiency of the daily necessities factory is not as good as year after year, the leadership team got together a year ago and drank a drink and decided to dismantle the factory and sell the land in the factory to real estate exhibitors to make trouble.

The hopes of the whole family are now pinned on Li Jun, a top student of the Department of Architecture of Lanhai University and the future national architect, so no matter how difficult the family is, Li Jun cannot be stopped studying.

used to be a small "rich second generation", but now there are difficulties in life, Li Jun has to be self-sufficient, and he has played online games for many years, which can be regarded as a small experience, so the semi-professional play of "Heaven Realm" can still earn a small amount of money every month to make up for living expenses or something.

The dormitory management of Lanhai University is too strict, and Li Jun's all-night games will be restricted, so he has to go out to rent a room at the school gate with Mao Fei, who is in the same class.

If the +1o Kemias god costume synthesis is successful, then Li Jun's semi-professional road to online games can leap forward a small step, and the game income will be increased on the basis of eight hundred per month, and after paying the rent and paying the Internet fee, you can barely get by, but now the god costume synthesis fails, not to mention, the weird "Dream Paradise" game feels very fun, but he doesn't have to make money!

Li Jun used to play for the sake of the game, but now he is playing for the sake of life, something is different, and if the fun game can't make money, it's like chewing wax, and it has no taste.

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(I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day, and you should be happy alone!) ~）