【015】Hey, your green tea
"Boss, I'm wondering, what else is there to consider?"
Erfat's expression was very angry, as if he was denouncing Zhen Lang.
Because, five minutes ago, Zhen Lang said to Su Jie: "Let me think about it." ”
Then Su Jie exchanged contact information with him and left the 301 dormitory.
"Boss, you and our courtyard flowers keep mobile phones and WeChat, do you want to be so moisturized?" Dynamic also joined the camp of the second fat and crusaded against Zhen Lang: "Young man, confess, do you want to make the whole conspiracy to capture and indulge, so that our courtyard flowers are worried about you?" ”
Zhen Lang hadn't spoken yet, and the stationmaster also participated in the crusade: "Boss, this broken egg senior sister is a little scaresome, but you can cultivate the plank road and secretly Chen Cang!" Don't forget, her roommate and best friend, that's Shui Mi'er, if you have a good relationship with Senior Sister Su Jie, will Shui Mi'er be far away? ”
"I'll it, fourth, you're enlightened, I like this idea!" Dynamic eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Honey, that's the peach goddess who ranks fifth on the heavenly list and second on the earth list!" If you can develop a story with her, the Sprinkle family will be worth it in this life! ”
"That's it, boss, if you miss Su Jie, it's equivalent to missing a world, a world of beauties!" The second fat was even more energetic, and said in a daze: "Su Jie knows a lot of beautiful girls in our college, and the long-legged girlfriend of the silverfish was introduced by Su Jie." Do you think, we can't afford to mess with the Egg Smasher, can't we have fun with other girls? ”
Speaking of this, the dead fat man swallowed his saliva, and his mouth frothed more and more: "Brother, please imagine with divergent thinking, if you have a good relationship with Su Jie, maybe she will help you pull the red thread when she is happy, maybe she will help us introduce a girl or something, and then the brothers will live a life of sexual happiness?" ”
"Second brother, I have to give you a thumbs up, I like your idea better!" Dynamic like a male cat in spring, every cell in the body exudes a rippling atmosphere: "Boss, brother, I still preach morality, you just ask Senior Sister Su Jie to help us introduce other girls, I can't bear to give you my honey goddess." I heard that Shui Mier's parents are abroad, and she lives abroad every holiday, she is very open-minded, maybe she will have a one-night stand with you when she is happy? ”
"Vulgar, brother despises you, is such an infatuated man the boss the kind of person who fucks for a one-night stand?" The stationmaster suddenly broke away from the organization and stood on Zhen Lang's side, and the next sentence exposed the nature of this slut: "Boss, in my opinion, you might as well be friends with Shui Mi'er first, and have the opportunity to develop a few friendship cannons." ”
Zhen Lang laughed and laughed: "Look at what you say one by one, I don't know how good you think you have a good relationship with Shui Mi'er, have any of you said half a word to her?" ”
As soon as these words came out, it was like a basin of cold water poured on the heads of Sanjiyou.
The enthusiasm of the three of them cooled down suddenly, and they touched their consciences and thought about it, their lives with Su Jie and Shui Mi'er basically did not intersect, and they were completely people from two worlds. If you want to develop a story with that kind of goddess-level girl, the difficulty of implementing it is too much of a fairy tale.
"By the way, Boss, I want to ask you something." Dynamic suddenly remembered something, and said curiously: "When I first saw Su Jie, my tongue was like a knot, and I couldn't even speak clearly, how did you do it so calmly?" ”
Zhen Lang: "I don't know, I don't want to talk to my sister these two days." ”
The three roommates were silent, and then they remembered that the eldest had just ended a seven-year relationship.
This also reminded the three of them of what happened in their freshman year, when Nana and a girl in a short skirt were inseparable, so she asked Zhen Lang for help and asked for the phone number of the girl in a short skirt. It stands to reason that Zhen Lang and Nana were still in the period of establishing diplomatic relations at that time, and it was easy to get the girl's contact information through Nana, who knew that Zhen Lang didn't even know the name of the girl in the short skirt, and he didn't even remember what color the girl's skirt was.
Later, the three roommates realized that there was only one person in Zhen Lang's eyes.
His attention was attracted by the class flower in his heart, ignoring the colorful girls on campus who were more beautiful than the class flower.
This truth once puzzled the three roommates.
The brothers didn't know whether to call him stupid or praise him for being infatuated.
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In the middle of the small square in the barbarian village, a team of five stood in the wind, giving people a taste of loneliness like snow. That fierce level, cool equipment, blinded countless eyes.
"Damn, level 5?"
"It's open, why are you so awesome?"
"It's only been a long time since the district was opened, how did they do it?"
"I know this person, this is the god who created his own S divine technique!"
"They must have taken on the prestige mission, no wonder they rose so quickly."
"Great god, do you still have the physical strength, take me to do the prestige task, and I will give the money."
"Bring me one too, the price is easy to say."
"Does the great god have a girlfriend?,Ask for a relationship.,Will warm the bed......"
In a matter of moments, hundreds of players had surrounded the five people standing on the street, and there was a lot of discussion.
"Emma I'm going, 0-5 bronze ring, he's a relative of GM?"
"Hanging bomb God, this pair of light armor that is anti-5 points, if my war sacrifice wears it, I can go to the level 5 dungeon as a T."
"These five people must be the gods of a certain professional team, all level 5, so cool!"
"Cut, you're out. Brother just went to the forum to read a post, and someone wrote an article "Five Barbarians Every Day", which was written about the five of them, and our novice village also became famous. ”
"Isn't that post called "Earth-shattering Five Friends"?"
"Uh...... That's another post. ”
"The great god is tsundere, I've been M them for half an hour, and they didn't pay attention to me."
"Young man, seeing that they have been hanging here for a long time without moving, they must not be in front of the computer, most of them have gone to dinner."
"You're too innocent, earthling. The gods don't have a shortage of girls, they may be slapping with girls. ”
"I hate, why am I not a great god? I want a girl too, and I want to snap too! ”
"Why, why can they all snap, I, Zhao Ritian, strongly expressed my dissatisfaction!"
While a group of players were talking, the four animals in Bedroom 301 returned from the cafeteria humming songs.
They had a very comfortable dinner, and in order to celebrate today's bumper harvest, they specially ordered an extra plate of shredded potatoes!
"Wha!" As soon as he sat down in front of the computer, the webmaster laughed like a spring: "Green tea, finally green tea left me a message!" Thank you, fate, I've been waiting for a long time and finally waiting for today, and I've been waiting for a long time to finally realize my dream! ”
"I'll go." The second fat hand holding the mouse was trembling, and he said in a trembling voice: "Haha, I also have green tea." ”
"Do you think I don't have one?" Motiony sat in front of the computer, lit a cigarette, and was as lonely as snow. Immediately following this thing, he suddenly stood up, walked to the door with a melancholy step, and turned his head coldly, his expression was like an advertisement: "Hey, your green tea." ”
Erfat and the stationmaster cooperated surprisingly, and said in unison: "It's your green tea." ”
Dynamic continues his advertising performance: "Green tea after dinner is good for the body." ”
The stationmaster also broke out the actor's self-cultivation: "How can one green tea be enough, you have to do it together to enjoy it." ”
At this time, Erpang pointed his voice and sang the song of Baiguang more than half a century ago: "If there is no ...... you"
When the ad ended, the herd of animals could no longer hold it and rolled on the ground laughing.
In youth, there will be pain that cannot be let go of many years later, and there will also be joy that can still smile when you think about it many years later.
Zhen Lang was lucky that he got a lot of joy in a painful moment.
These joys diluted the gloom in his heart, and he sat in front of the computer and read all kinds of email messages.
"No, do you sell that adventurer's breastplate?"
"Dear, 0-5 bronze rings, do you sell them for a thousand yuan?"
"Great God, I guess you don't have the physical strength anymore, will you bring someone tomorrow? I booked two seats and the price was good to say. ”
"Brother, can you take your little sister to level up......"
"Handsome guy, about? Place you pick. ”
In line with the principle of deleting after reading, Zhen Lang deleted 132 emails one after another.
In addition to email, there are also people who send him private messages from time to time.
Among them, an elven huntress named Applegaret is very persistent, repeating the same two words: "Are you there?" ”
To be honest, Zhen Lang despises this kind of person more, how good you have to say something, why do you have to say "are you there" in one move, and it is repeated many times, which is really unbearable.
This Apple Garre has a bit of an indomitable Olympic spirit, and it is simply a road to the dark, from afternoon to evening, on average every few minutes, a total of hundreds of times: "Are you there?" ”
Zhen Lang was moved by her Olympic spirit, so he replied with one word: "In." ”
He decided that if this girl asked such a strange question again, he would block her directly.
Apple Jia'er reacted quickly, and her reaction made Zhen Lang react as well: "Are you Zhen Lang?" ”
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