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"This is ......"

"Welcome, everyone, to [2.5 Dimension]. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Wow-"

Chang Jie enjoyed everyone's surprise, his nose was about to tilt to his top hat, and after handing the invitation card to the security guard, the quaint glass door in front of him was slowly opened.

"Please come in."

"Then I'll lead the way." Chang Jie knew that everyone was coming to this kind of place for the first time, so he rushed to be a guide and lead the way for everyone.

Along the way, Su Xin saw some colorful murals, and occasionally people in strange clothes stood on both sides of the bookshelf, flipping through books.

"I can read a book here?" Su Xin walked over to another empty bookshelf and pulled out a thick book.

"This is ......" Su Xin looked at the cover with a frightened face, the whole person was stunned, Li Yilian approached and glanced at him, and slapped the book on Chang Jie's face with a red face.

Chang Jie slowly took down the book on his nosebleed face, and the cover was a picture of a pair of men wantonly teasing each other, although it was a comic book style, it could be regarded as a banned book.

"Xiaoxin, calm down, it's just a book, don't take it to heart." Li Yilian hurriedly comforted Su Xin, saying why as a girl, she had to comfort the boy not to go to his heart.

"Hey, you guys!" At some point, several police officers appeared in front of them, and the leader scolded: "Things here can't be damaged casually, let alone used as weapons to smash people." ”

"Huh?" Li Yilian said embarrassedly: "But your books here are too ......" Li Yilian couldn't go on.

"Too what?" The female police officer continued: "If you had read the contents carefully, and understood the value of life, the yearning for freedom, and the desire for true love, I am afraid you would not have asserted it so easily." ”

"Yes, yes?" Li Yi was out of words, yes, she only looked at the cover.

"It's too dirty."

"Wow!" The female police officer pointed at Chang Jie, who suddenly spoke, and shouted: "You ignorant guy, how can you understand the brilliance of 'love' between people of the same sex!" Countless facts tell us that opposite-sex unions are only for reproduction, and only the same sex is true love! ”

Rotten women, ethical hypocrites, spurned homosexuals, alien creatures...... Adjectives that weren't praise came out of everyone's minds.

"This—this is not a 2.5-dimensional look at all, who are you?" The female police officer took out the handcuffs from behind and said, "I will arrest you on charges of intruder, so let's arrest you." ”

"Your cos suit is good, did you make it yourself?"

"yes, it's pretty ......"

The female police officer's face froze, Chang Jie waved his hand and sighed: "Sure enough, people with such strange brains all day long have such a simple thinking structure. ”

"Captain Huayu, there's a crime over there."

"Oh, yes." The female police officer said, "I won't let you go like this next time, be careful." ”

Chang Jie smiled: "Okay, good, goodbye, respected Captain Huayu." ”

"Xiaojie, who is that girl? Do you know each other? ”

"I don't know."

"I don't know how you can talk so hard?"

"Cousin, I'm not alone here." Chang Jie smiled, "Everyone here is just like me, they are dragged down by the real world on weekdays, and only here can they meet real friends." ”

Li Yilian pulled Su Xin and said, "Don't be infected by the dead house, it's just too terrifying." ”

"You don't understand, Xiaojie is just too lonely since he was a child." Su Xin pushed away Li Yilian, who was dressed in a princess costume, and said: "The virtual world fills his heart, that's why he is so disconnected." ”

"Poor, that's pretty much it." Chang Jie felt that he was about to be hit to death by Su Xin's explanation.

"Hanelujah! Alleluia! Alleluia! ”

When a song similar to a church sounded, Chang Jie's face was startled, and he hurriedly said, "Damn, why are these guys here too!" ”

In the hall, a group of black-clad people sat at the conference table on an artificially built stage in the corner, "humming" and discussing non-stop.

"Who are they?"

"Phew, cousin, don't let them hear it, the key is that you still have two friends of the opposite sex."

Wow, whoa, whoop......

The more than thirty black-clothed people who had been discussing with themselves instantly stood up, and all looked at Chang Jie and Su Xin, who was dressed as a knight, with a fierce look in their eyes.

"I heard it just now, and they're talking about 'the opposite sex.'"

"Hehe, 'friends of the opposite sex', what a chaotic rhetoric."

"'Friends of the opposite sex' are girlfriends. Guys, what do you think should be done? ”

"Severe sanctions should be given!"

"Zheng Zheng, Zheng Zheng."

"I just heard the sound of chains." Su Xin diverted his attention and said, "By the way, where is the toilet here?" ”

Chang Jie cooperated: "Ah, the men's toilet is a little far, I'll take you there." ”

"Hey, you two ......" Li Yilian, who had not finished speaking, suddenly felt a strong black wind blowing in front of her, and then even the nightingale disappeared.

"Xiaojie, what should I do now? They're catching up, and they're going to say why we're running. ”

"yes, why should I run?" Chang Jie stopped and muttered, "There are girls who only like their cousin, and they have nothing to do with me." ”

"You ...... guy"

"They've stopped, let's take up the holy relics and sanction them." A group of guys with an "F" embroidered on the chest of their clothes rushed over, and Su Xin hurriedly continued to escape.

"Drop one, take it." Several men in black couldn't help but say, so they tied Chang Jie to the cross.

Chang Jie hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey, you're mistaken!" I'm still single. Woohoo......"

After gagging Chang Jie's mouth, one of the members of the man in black said, "Sect Master, another sinner can't catch up, what should we do?" ”

"Go back, there are still many people waiting for us to spread the doctrine and judge this 'vampire'. Alleluia! ”

"Hallelujah!"

Chang Jie, who was full of introductory faces, muttered: "Ga Wow Niwa (I am wronged)!" ”

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