In the martial arts training hall, Zuo Zimu can be said to be proud, just in Fangcai, their Dongzong Gong Guangjie won another sword competition, won three wins in four matches, and won the right to continue to live in Jianhu Palace. It's just that there is still something that makes him unhappy in addition to the great joy, when Gong Guangjie stumbles, there is a hairy boy in the audience who does not know the height of the sky and the height of the earth laughs and ridicules, and immediately made up his mind to teach the kid a good lesson.

So he looked at the young man and said, "My inferior disciple won with a false trick 'stumbling', and this Duan Shige seems to be quite unimpressed. How about asking Brother Duan Shi to come down and give advice to the apprentices? Fifth Brother Ma is powerful in southern Yunnan, and there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals, and Brother Duan's means must be quite high. ”

Ma Wude, the "Fifth Brother Ma" mentioned by him, blushed slightly, and said busily: "This Duan brother is not my disciple. How can your old brother's three-legged cat handle be worthy of being someone else's master? Brother Zuo Xian, don't make fun of it to your face. This Duan brother came to Pu'er Shexia, and heard that I was about to come to Wuliang Mountain, so he came with him, saying that Wuliang Mountain is quiet and quiet, and he wants to enjoy the scenery. ”

Zuo Zimu thought to himself: "If he is your disciple and hinders your face, I can't do too much, since he is an ordinary guest, then I can't be polite." Someone dared to ridicule the martial arts of the 'Infinite Sword' Dongzong in the Sword Lake Palace, if he didn't teach him to make a disgraced mountain, how could the face of the surname Zuo exist? He sneered at the moment and said, "May I ask Brother Duan what to call the big one, which one of the master's disciples?" ”

The young man surnamed Duan smiled and said: "I have never learned any martial arts. I can't help but laugh when I see someone wrestling, whether it's a real fall or a fake fall. Zuo Zimu heard that there was no respect in his words, and he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, and said, "What's so funny about that?" Duan Yu shook the folding fan in his hand lightly, and said lightly: "Standing and sitting alone, it's not funny, lying on the bed, it's not funny, if you lie on the ground, haha, it's ridiculous." Unless he's a three-year-old doll, that's a different story. Zuo Zimu listened to him becoming more and more arrogant, and couldn't help but stuff his chest, and said to Ma Wude: "Brother Ma, is this Duan brother your good?" ”

Ma Wude and Duan Yu are also new friends, they don't know the details of each other at all, he is easy-going by nature, Duan Yu wants to come to Wuliang Mountain together, he is inconvenient to refuse, so he brought it with him, at this time, listening to Zuo Mu's tone is very annoyed, he is bound to make a very powerful move, a good young man, why let him suffer a big loss? Then he said: "Although Brother Duan and I have no deep friendship, we always come together. I look at Brother Duan Si Wenwen, he may not know any martial arts, and Shicai's smile must be unintentional. In this way, the old brother is also hungry, Brother Zuo Xian hurry up and clean up the banquet, let's congratulate you on three glasses. Today's good day, why should Brother Zuo Xian worry about the younger generation? ”

Zuo Zimu said: "Since Brother Duan is not a good friend of Fifth Brother Ma, if the brother offends, it will not be regarded as sweeping Fifth Brother Ma's golden face." Guangjie, people laughed at you just now, you can ask for advice in the end. ”

The middle-aged man Gong Guangjie wished that the master had this sentence, so he immediately drew his long sword, stood in the middle of the field, reversed the hilt of the sword, and arched his hand to Duan Yu: "Friend Duan, please!" Duan Yu said: "Very good, you practice, I'll see." He sat still in his chair and did not get up. Gong Guangjie's face was purple and swollen, and he said angrily: "You...... What did you say? Duan Yu said: "You have a sword in your hand dangling around like this, you want to practice the sword, then you can practice." I've never liked to watch people use swords and swords, but if they come, they will be safe, and they won't be able to look at it. Gong Guangjie shouted: "My master told you to come down this kid too, let's compare." ”

Duan Yu waved the folding fan lightly, shook his head, and said, "Your master is your master, but your master is not my master." Your master can touch you, but your master can't touch me. Your master told you to compete with others, and you have already compared with others. Your master asked me to compete with you in a sword game, but I couldn't come, second, I was afraid of losing, third, I was afraid of pain, and fourth, I was afraid of death, so I didn't compare. When I say no, I just don't compare. ”

What he said "your master" and "my master" was like a bad password, and many people in the martial arts training hall couldn't help but laugh when they listened to it. The men and women of the Shuangqing Sect of the "Infinite Sword" of the Western Sect accounted for half of them, and several female disciples smiled coquettishly. The solemn atmosphere in the martial arts training hall was swept away in an instant.

Gong Guangjie strode over, stretched out his sword and pointed at Duan Yu's chest, and shouted, "Are you really not, or are you pretending to be stupid?" Duan Yu saw that the tip of the sword was only a few inches away from his chest, and he only needed to send it lightly, and stabbed it into the heart, but his face showed no panic at all, and said: "I naturally don't know, what's the good thing to pretend to be stupid?" Gong Guangjie said: "When you come to the Wuliang Mountain Sword Lake Palace to spread wild, you must be impatient." Who are you? By whom? If you don't say it directly, don't blame the uncle for being ruthless under the sword. ”

Duan Yu said: "Why is your uncle so ruthless? I don't like to watch people fight the most in my life. Your sect is called the Boundless Sword, and it lives in the Boundless Mountains. The Buddhist scriptures say: 'There are four immeasurables: one compassion, two compassions, three joys, and four sacrifices. Of course, all of you understand that the heart of happiness is compassion, the heart of pulling out suffering is sorrow, the heart of joy and happiness for all sentient beings is joyful, and the thoughts of giving up grievances and relatives are equal to all sentient beings. Amitayus Buddha, Amitabha Buddha also. Amitabha, Amitabha......"

He chattered about the Buddha's recitation, Gong Guangjie's long sword was retracted, and suddenly his left hand was swung out, and with a slap, he slapped him firmly. Duan Yu turned his head slightly to the side, waiting to dodge, but the other party's palm had already been retracted, and a handsome snow-white cheek was swollen, and the five finger prints were very clear.

Everyone was taken aback this time, seeing that Duan Yu didn't care, teasing each other with nonsense, it was expected that he must be a master, then knowing that Gong Guangjie slapped his hand, he couldn't avoid it, it seemed that he really didn't know martial arts at all. It is common for martial arts masters to deliberately pretend to be stupid and play with their opponents, but there is no one who does not know martial arts who is so bold and reckless. Gong Guangjie slapped his hand, and couldn't help but be stunned, then grabbed Duan Yu's chest, lifted his body, and shouted: "What kind of great character is I still saying, that is actually a pustule!" "Threw him to the ground. Duan Yu was about to roll out, and with a bang, his chest bag hit the leg of the table.

Ma Wude couldn't bear it in his heart, grabbed it and stretched out his hand to help him up, and said: "It turns out that my brother really doesn't know martial arts, so why bother to come here to fight?" ”

Duan Yu touched the corner of his forehead and said, "I originally came to visit the mountains and rivers, who knew that they were going to fight with swords?" So what is so good about you cutting me and killing me? It's better to watch people play monkey tricks. Fifth Master Ma, goodbye, goodbye, I'm leaving. ”

A young disciple beside Zuo Zimu jumped out, stopped in front of Duan Yu, and said, "Since you don't know martial arts, just walk away with your tail between your legs, that's fine." Why do you say that it is better to watch us compete with swords, than to watch monkey play? This is too deceitful. I'll give you two ways to go, either compare with me, and let you learn how to swordsmanship, which is worse than playing monkeys; Either kowtow to my master eight times and say 'fart' three times by yourself! Duan Yu smiled: "You fart? It doesn't stink! ”

The man was furious, stretched out his fist and struck at Duan Yu's face, this punch caught the strong wind, and with a bang, he was beaten to the point of gold stars, and he staggered out of the door. It wasn't until he got to the door that he was held by a person, this person with sword eyebrows and starry eyes was Wu Xi. He looked at Duan Yu's unrecognizable face, couldn't help frowning, and said loudly: "I haven't seen you for many years, but the left head is still the same, and his majesty has not diminished!" ”

ps: Most of this chapter is excerpted from the original work of "Dragon Babu".