0081 Be pragmatic
There is such a 'perfect' man in the world, I can be regarded as a long-term insight today.
Although I hated this man, he didn't put down his gun, and I had to stand still and not dare to act rashly.
"Old man, you're going to scare the hell out of them young people with a gun like that."
"Whew!"
Mixed with the whistling sound of UFOs crossing the air, the gun in the man's hand slipped straight down, and then, a black figure quickly flashed.
"Bang!"
Someone punched, and it was the sound of a boxing collision.
I didn't see what was happening, it came so suddenly, in the blink of an eye. I couldn't believe my eyes, it was incredible that people could be so fast.
When everything returned to calm, the man who was arrogant just now had collapsed to the ground, clutching his stomach, his face full of pain. Next to the man, there was a man in a black tracksuit, this man looked familiar, but I just couldn't remember where I saw it, anyway, I couldn't call his name, the city was so big, there were many acquaintances who could meet every day, and if I couldn't name it, I didn't know him, even if I met every day, it didn't mean anything.
These two men, one fat and the other thin. Compared to the man in sportswear, the man who bullied Mu Xiaodie looked a little bloated in terms of size.
This hateful man was beaten to the ground, and Mu Xiaodie's face suddenly turned pale, as if someone had drained her blood, and it looked like she was shivering, but when Mu Xiaodie's eyes fell on the man in black tracksuit, a relieved smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
Looking at Mu Xiaodie, I was very puzzled, and I thought to myself, women, it is really an incomprehensible animal, especially Mu Xiaodie, who is completely an animal with a password all over her body. Women like Zhou Xiaoning, Su Yingying, and Qi Mei can only be regarded as difficult to understand their thinking at best, but women like Mu Xiaodie, for me, even the breath of her breath is full of unknown mystery.
"Old man, that's not how you play with guns." The man in black sportswear smiled, then picked up the gun that had just fallen from the flower bed in his hand, and after carefully wiping it clean, he actually put it into his pocket in a high-sounding manner, "This is China, you can't play with guns casually." I have already asked someone to clean up the two Tibetan mastiffs you killed just now, and if you shoot and kill such a valuable species, if the relevant personnel are held responsible, it will be enough for you to go to the mountains and plant trees for three years. ”
"Why plant trees? You are abusive, and I can go to the Human Rights Association to sue you. The man's chubby face was flushed, apparently competing.
The thin man glanced at the fat man with contempt, and said: "Look at you, you are still so old and still can't hold your breath, I just said, this is China, and your IQ can only be mixed in the United States, and planting trees belongs to greening construction, which is a good thing for the benefit of future generations, and you actually say that it is abuse, your consciousness is really hopeless." ”
The fat man held his mouth disdainfully, raised his right hand, and said angrily: "Don't talk so much nonsense with me, I'm flashing to my waist, you come and help." ”
The thin man sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said, "That's all you have to offer." ”
After the thin man finished speaking, he stretched out his hand with a big grin, grabbed the fat man's left shoulder hard, and didn't pull the fat man's hand at all, and then lifted it hard, and pulled the fat man up from the ground.
"Hey, be careful, your shoulder hurts!" The fat man shouted loudly, very dissatisfied with the thin man's approach.
The thin man smiled and said, "When I see your fine skin and tender meat, I want to strangle you to make dumplings." After speaking, the thin man's hands were bulging, and he used all his strength again.
This time the fat man didn't react, just said very calmly: "Where are you going to take me?" ”
The thin man looked up at the sky, pondered for 1 second, and said in a deep voice: "Go to my mall first, and then I'll ask Lu Jia to get some money, and take you to the 'heaven and earth' at night to have a good time." ”
As soon as he heard the heaven and earth, the fat man immediately raised his right hand and forcefully pushed the thin man's hand on his left shoulder outward: "Let go of me, I won't go." ”
The thin man giggled: "You still don't want to go if you have mutton hot pot to eat?" What else would you like to eat? Now your standard of living is luxurious! ”
The fat man disagreed: "Do you think I'm going to be a second time, what kind of bullshit 'heaven and earth', isn't it just a roadside barbecue stall, don't go, unless you change to a high-end place." ”
The thin man smiled mysteriously and said, "There are also high-end ones, and there is one opposite the 'Heaven and Earth', which is high-end and high-grade,"
"You let go, I'll go by myself. It's really enough to pick the door, that one sells Malatang, the location of the store is extremely poor, the threshold is high and you have to jump through the door, the cold wind is swishing in, and it is also high-grade, and the whole thing is vulgar. ”
Hearing the conversation between these two seniors, I burst into tears and was depressed for most of the day.
It's rare to have such a friend, and hearing these two people fight so well, I suddenly think of my brothers.
When we meet again, it should be just around the corner!
"Lin Fan, are you okay?" Zhou Xiaoning's voice came from afar. I looked up and saw the shadows of Zhou Xiaoning and Su Yingying hurriedly running towards me, and on a hot day, their faces were covered with sweat droplets.
Soon, Zhou Xiaoning ran in front of me and looked at me carefully, his eyes full of worry.
"I'm fine, but I'm glad you arrived in time." I said with a smile.
Zhou Xiaoning smiled sweetly, her eyes rolled in her sockets, and she said proudly: "Of course, Miss Ben is quite reliable." ”
"Well, it's very reliable, just this once out of ten." I muttered silently in my heart, this kind of thing can't be heard by Zhou Xiaoning, otherwise, she will have to kill me.
At this time, another beautiful shadow occupied all my sight, "Brother Lin Fan, it's okay if you're fine, I'm about to die of worry all the way." Su Yingying also came up, and squeezed Zhou Xiaoning to the back, as if I would ignore her.
"How can anything happen to me, you know, I have always been blessed with a great fate, referred to as the lucky male god"
"Smack!"
Before I could speak, I felt a hard slap on the head, and then, a rude voice came into my ears: "You kid, so dishonest, so soon to start bragging, young people better be pragmatic and less talkative." ”
I:
I tried to speak, but I couldn't, because I felt black in front of my eyes and I lost consciousness.
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