[042] pioneers, non-masturbates
"Kai Zikong, play with milk by force!"
The stationmaster stood up with a brush, and the whole person went crazy.
"The server is the first, my brother is the first man to change jobs in the server!"
The stationmaster's voice trembled, his character exploded tonight, and he encountered a 200-point blood tease monster when he changed jobs. That little elite couldn't withstand the ravages of his powerful sword thief at all, and lay down in less than 10 seconds.
In this way, the stationmaster became the first person present to complete the transfer.
He danced alone in the box for dozens of seconds, more energetic than the madness of the barbarians.
"Second goods, what are you excited about, you got the first place on the server?"
The voice of the second fat is like a basin of cold water in winter, drenched from head to toe.
"I saw a red announcement in the system just now, that person must be me!" The stationmaster remembers very well that when he slashed down the elite monster, the system happened to issue a bright red announcement.
The second fat smiled: "Please keep your eyes open and take a closer look." ”
The stationmaster sat back on his computer and looked at it, and he couldn't laugh at all.
"Server First: Pioneers!"
"Congratulations to the player [Mango Sweet] for being the first to complete the job transfer mission and achieve special achievements, rewarding 100 Continental Reputation, 100 Elf Camp Friendliness, and 1 Free Skill Point ......"
"Hallucination, it's not real, it must not be real!" The stationmaster was stunned, in a daze for a few seconds, and then became angry: "It's not fair, I clearly remember that when I cut down the elite monsters, there was an announcement in the system, why is she the one who takes the first place and not me?" ”
Erfat: "Maybe she's a second faster than you." ”
Dynamic: "Or maybe half a second." ”
The cannon also made a fuss: "Maybe it's 0.1 seconds." ”
The stationmaster had a serious imbalance in his heart, and he urgently needed to find someone to vent his hatred, so Zhen Lang was also shot while lying down: "Big boss, your cliff is an undercover agent sent by the enemy, and your good looks make it impossible for me to become a man in One Piece." ”
Zhen Lang: "What's the matter with me?" ”
"You think, Apple Jia'er, Mango Sweet, it's all together when you hear it!" The stationmaster said one by one, and the reason was very sufficient: "Your old friend must have sucked your character angrily, and then transferred your character to Mango Tian'er." ”
Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "Where is this?" ”
"Boss, I can't be on your side this time, brother." Dynamic suddenly rebelled and strongly supported the stationmaster: "It happened too coincidentally, according to my inference, there is only one truth." Your old friend, in fact, is an undercover agent hidden by the cats on the earth, she sensed that your two-dimensional energy had awakened, so she specially asked you out yesterday and absorbed your two-dimensional energy, which led to the current result. ”
The second fat is also energetic: "Listening to your analysis, it seems to make some sense." ”
Su Jie and Shui Mi'er looked at each other, both of them confused.
They listened for a long time, but they didn't understand what the animals were saying.
Su Jie couldn't help it: "Master, do you still have a good old friend?" ”
A black line appeared on Zhen Lang's forehead: "Don't listen to this group of sluts." ”
The webmaster didn't get the first place on the server, and he was completely inhumane in anger: "Less pretend, if she hadn't taken away your first night yesterday and sucked your character angrily, how could she send you a big red envelope of 500 yuan?" ”
"Is there such a thing?" Shui Mi'er couldn't be a lady quietly anymore, the news reporter's gossip heart burned, and she turned her head sideways and looked at Zhen Lang curiously: "Until yesterday, you still have the first night?" ”
Zhen Lang couldn't play happily with the men and women in the room at all, and said very sullenly: "Do you believe that kind of thing?" Yesterday we went to the funeral of the junior high school homeroom teacher, she didn't bring gift money, I helped her out of 500 yuan, and then she returned me with a WeChat red envelope, it's as simple as that. ”
"You said it earlier!" At a glance, Shui Mi'er seemed to be very concerned about the emotional problems of the big boss, and her heart moved, and she smiled: "Senior sister, in fact, we were joking just now." That Apple Jia was our boss's lesbian table in junior high school, and they hadn't seen each other for seven years. ”
Su Jie said suddenly: "Why do I think it's a bit boring here?" ”
The stationmaster also came to his senses at this time and began to set things right: "Sister, I vouch for my personality, our boss and her junior high school lesbian table are very innocent, and the relationship between the two of them is as pure as a blank sheet of paper." ”
Su Jie was even more skeptical: "You still have a personality?" ”
The stationmaster had a bitter face: "Sister, can we still be good brothers and be angry?" ”
Su Jie was ruthless and didn't pay attention to the stationmaster's cry at all.
At this time, Shui Mi'er suddenly glanced at Zhen Lang strangely, and her expression and tone were full of indescribable ambiguity: "Zhen Lang, listening to what they say, are you still a little virgin?" ”
Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment, and quickly lowered his head.
"Wow, you're blushing?"
Shui Mi'er was stunned, and stared at Zhen Lang with more and more interest.
Su Jie was also stunned: "Master, I didn't expect you to have a shy side." ”
Zhen Lang raised his head sharply and said fiercely: "I blush when I drink a glass of beer, what's so strange." ”
Shui Mi'er debunked him on the spot: "Liar, ten minutes ago, I saw that your face was back to normal." ”
Dynamic suddenly looked innocent, he looked at Zhen Lang innocently, and then looked at Shui Mi'er innocently, and then asked a very innocent question: "Senior sister, why do you pay so much attention to our big boss, do you even remember his face ten years ago?" ”
Shui Mi'er became arrogant: "Can you manage it?" ”
Dynamic and unyielding: "Senior sister, you reacted so strangely, our boss also blushed, you two won't fall in love with each other at first sight at the same time, right?" ”
The second fat and the stationmaster secretly gave a thumbs up, and they were so good at praising the dynamics, and they were worthy of the people who had harmed a few girls. It's just love at first sight, and this product also made a sentence of "love at first sight for each other at the same time", which instantly made Zhen Lang lie down with him.
Zhen Lang, who was lying on the gun, couldn't bear it anymore, stood up suddenly, and said five words very coldly: "I'll go to the toilet." ”
Then, he walked away without looking back.
Su Jie looked at Shui Mi'er, and then at a few livestock: "Kao, he won't be a pee, right?" ”
Stationmaster: "Sister, worthy of being my sister, this has been discovered by you, urine escape is a great skill of the big master." In the past, because of the green tea incident, every time he was ideologically educated by us, he immediately urinated. ”
Su Jie: "Do you know how to speak, listen to what you mean, it seems that our honey is also green tea?" ”
"No, it's not." The stationmaster was taken aback, and hurriedly explained: "I mean, the big boss may have a good impression of Senior Sister Shuimier, and maybe there is an infatuation similar to the one he had for that woman." However, he couldn't accept this fact in his heart, so he urinated. ”
Dynamic and Er Fat couldn't help but want to praise the stationmaster, I couldn't imagine that the fourth master, who was so nervous and incoherent as soon as he met a beautiful girl before, could speak so fluently in front of the courtyard flowers.
They had the courage to look at Shui Mi'er's face, carefully checked the reaction of the senior sister Tiehua, and found that when Shui Mi'er listened to the stationmaster's tirade, her eyes seemed to light up, and she was so happy.
So he struck while the iron was hot: "Senior sister, no, I'm bragging, our big boss really abides by a little purity in his heart." When he was a freshman, he had a nickname in our No. 9 building, and he was known as the one who didn't masturbate! ”
Su Jie: "What do you mean by not masturbating?" ”
Er Fat explained: "It's just that he never masturbates, he said that he wanted to dedicate the purest first time to the girl in his heart." ”
Su Jie: "Really, is there still such a male creature on the earth these days?" ”
The stationmaster interjected: "Sister, brother, I once again guarantee with my personality that this is true." However, this is of little use. ”
Su Jie: "He still can't help but masturbate?" ”
The stationmaster shook his head very embarrassedly: "No, his dream is ......"
"Hahahaha!"
Su Jie almost fell off the chair, laughing all over the ground and looking for her teeth.
Shui Mi'er also lowered her head, her little face was a little red, and she was smiling.
The men and women chatted for a few minutes, and the legendary masturbator returned from the toilet.
He didn't notice the strange atmosphere in the room, and as soon as he entered the door, he said enthusiastically: "Intermediate prestige mission, let's go." ”
As soon as they heard this, the cattle were motivated again.
Although it's a pity that you didn't get the first achievement of the server's first class transfer, there are so many first achievements on the server in the game, and it is impossible for them to take them all. They can do intermediate prestige tasks right away, and experience crushes the beginner quest for a few streets, and they can earn a pot of gold.
When the next group of people learned the new skills after the transfer, both Cannon and Er Fat took out the level 10 equipment in the warehouse.
After the class change, the player's skill points are reset, which is equivalent to 1 free wash point. Zhen Lang thought about it for a while and learned the second-level advanced dragon murder technique. As for the Mystery Blood Light, he could only learn level 2 at level 10, and he was promoted to level 4 through two free attribute points. In addition to this, he also learned several of the most representative skills of summoning sacrifices.
Players gain 1 skill point for each level up, and under normal circumstances, players who have just changed classes have exactly 10 skill points, with the exception of individual players who get the first place on the server. How to add points more cost-effectively is a controversial issue. For example, mages, there are more than a dozen different schools of adding points circulating on the forum.
Zhen Lang learned the 2nd level of the Mystery Blood Light, the 2nd level of the advanced dragon murder technique, the 1st level of summoning technique, the 1st level of hypnosis, the 1st level of passive skill magic crit, and the level 1 summon crit technique, and consumed 8 ordinary skill points at once. The remaining 2 points made Zhen Lang entangled, he learned the level 1 light healing in the general skill, and the last 1 skill point was idle.
Light Healing is the signature health skill of the Healing Priest, and can also be learned by War Rites and Summoning Rites. The difference is that the Healing Priest can only learn Lv10 for Light Healing, while War Rites and Summoning Sacrifices can only learn Lv1.
"Boss, hurry, my big sword is already hungry and thirsty."
Seeing that Zhen Lang was still studying the newly learned skills, the stationmaster kept urging.
"Wait, I'll go to the warehouse and pick up my Lilith."
Zhen Lang didn't forget the biggest highlight tonight, without the summoning sacrifice of pets, it can't be called a summoning sacrifice at all.
As soon as the stationmaster heard that the boss was going to take out Lilith, he immediately stopped urging.
Zhen Lang had just walked to the warehouse, and the hunter Jin Dequan sent him a private chat message: "Great god, Lilith brushed, are you coming?" ”
Zhen Lang's eyes lit up, and he immediately replied: "Come on!" ”
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