For a moment, Chen Yu fell into hesitation...... That's weird! Look at the strange options of the two bone spirits in front of you, the stupid people know that they should choose C and push directly! Chen Yu, who has always done things silently, uncharacteristically took a handful, stepped forward to hug Xiaocui girl, closed his eyes and kissed him. Chen Yu thought to himself, "Huh!? Why doesn't it feel like a mouth? No matter, I'll lick it first. ”

"Master, don't lick it again, my Mi, the saliva is so disgusting—" At this time, a sound sounded in Chen Yu's mind that made his eggs break, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the little cui girl was looking at him with a disgusted look in her arms, and on Chirulian's head was the saliva he had just licked with his tongue.

Xiaocui girl blushed and explained embarrassedly: "Brother Chenyu, just now...... When you came over...... The elf ......, and then took out a handkerchief and wiped the saliva from Chirulian's head, "But this kid is so cute!" Brother Tatsuyu, is she your elf? ”

Chen Yu, who was kneeling on the ground retching, raised his head with difficulty: "Stupid cute, you suddenly appeared" biu "sound", do you give me a reason to "biu" first?!" ”

The stupid cuteness who evolved into Chirulian seems to have improved her IQ a lot, and her two little hands are entangled, and she bows her head embarrassedly and responds: "That, because people have been training well in the space recently, so they accidentally evolved Mi...... Originally, people also wanted to tell the master's Mi ...... tomorrow But ......"

Stupid Meng's voice became lower and lower, and Chen Yu had to urge again: "But what? Hurry up! ”

"But Sister Liyao, they said that when I come out now, I will give me a lollipop each! Cat’s meow. The lollipop is delicious, Mi! So I just patted my chest and said, 'No problem,' and ...... It came out, Mi ......" Stupid Meng saw Chen Yu's big appearance, and quickly realized that he was probably more than lucky this time, and he was so frightened that he recruited everything at once.

And at this time, Chen Yu felt that the 10,000 alpacas in his heart had begun to give birth! Looking at the mentally handicapped girl elf in front of him who is worth a few lollipops. For a moment, Chen Yu remembered the mentally handicapped girl on the earth who took the backgammon reader and thought that she had become a scholar and confidently shouted "soeasy", but in fact, she learned two words all year round and let her mother not have to worry about it. "Nima, this stupid cute thing can't be that retarded!"

Chen Yu looked at the stupid cuteness in front of him, and finally sighed helplessly. took out a pack of high-grade lollipops from his arms and handed it to Stupid Meng, and said to Stupid Meng with a surprised face: "It's not early, you better go back and rest early, and you will normally fight in the future." ”

Stupid Meng first quickly hugged the lollipop into his arms with lightning speed, and then looked at Chen Yu in front of him with a concerned face, and there was obviously a meaning in his eyes, "Are you sick?" Chen Yu, who rarely did a good deed, forcibly suppressed his anger and directly used the Poké Ball to put the stupid Meng in.

"Brother Chenyu, you are really a good person!" At this time, the little cui girl who was watching also spoke

Chen Yu smiled awkwardly, feeling that he still had no hope of getting off the list tonight: "Yes, that's right, I'm such a kind and uninhibited good young man...... It's getting late, let's go back to the house and rest......" He turned around and prepared to go back into the house.

"Well, what happened just now...... No...... Go on...... Is it? Xiaocui girl stood in place and asked shyly

"Huh!?" Hearing Xiaocui's words, Chen Yu was stunned at first. Then there was a look of ecstasy and an excited answer: "Of course! Of course...... I can't continue......" Chen Yu looked at the little cui girl with a puzzled face, and her face was grim: "Xiao cui girl, if we have a relationship now, wouldn't it be very lonely for you to stay here alone after I leave?" If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight! You wait here for me for a while, and I'll pick you up when I win the Pokémon League tournament! ”

After listening to Chen Yu's words, the confused little cui girl was immediately moved, and replied with an emotional face: "Well, I will definitely wait for you here!" Recalling Chen Yu's sentence and its rich cultural heritage, "If the two feelings are long, how can they be in the morning and twilight!" Xiaocui girl stood in place and looked at Chen Yu who turned her head to leave, and couldn't help but be stupid.

Ding---Xiao Cui's friendliness is plus two, and the current friendship is 100 (blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, unswervingly) and rewards achievement points of 5000.Congratulations to the host for successfully completely attacking the first human woman, and obtaining the achievement "Victory in the First Battle", and rewarding the host with a lottery chance again, please ask if you want to draw it now.

"Heheda, let's slap me to death! I'm not in the mood right now, so I'll smoke it later. Chen Yu turned his back to Xiao Cui and stared at Lan Yi, who was waving happily to him not far away--a certain spiritual pollution source that was three times thicker than usual with a mosaic in his hand. Damn, coach, can I still get hard when I see my sister after tonight?! Shaking his head, Chen Yu threw away the unrealistic thoughts in his mind, and walked towards the "abyss" calmly......

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Early the next morning, Chen Yu, who had been devastated by the spirit all night, stared at the two panda eyes and opened the door. I silently read Mr. Cang's artwork in my heart, and three minutes later, Chen Yu breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's okay, it can still be used!" Nima, I'm really a real man. Looking at the grass that was already eyebrows on the grass Miao Frog Seed and Xiao Zhi, Chen Yu secretly thought to himself, "According to the posture of this pair of adulterers and obsessors, it is estimated that Miao Frog Seed is definitely going to elope with Xiao Zhi today." Xiaocui girl has so much money in her hands now, and she will be miserable if she has no means to protect herself when the time comes. Thinking of this, Chen Yu opened his attribute board

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Name: Tatsuha (host) age 22

Attributes: Strength 90 Intelligence 435 Speed 260 Charisma 95 (Full Value 100)

Strength level: Lower Divine Beast Late Stage Spiritual Power Pavilion Main Level Late Stage** (Potential Limit Unknown)

Class: Elf Trainer (Humanoid Beast)

Affiliation: (Changeable Humanoid) Ancient Fast Dragon King, Ancient Charizard Dragon King, Iron Tyrannosaurus, Frozen Bird (Immutable Humanoid) Dragon, Chirulian Ann

Equipment: Top Trainer Set (110% skill resistance of all systems, warm in winter and cool in summer, a must-have for local tyrants)

Props: High-end elf food, a large number of full recovery potions, 95 bottles of other props, several system lottery tickets

Achievement Points: 30,000

Life Skills: Proficient in housework, proficient in elf breeding, proficient in home

Money: None

Mission: Main quest 1: Follow Ash (achievement points 3,000)/Side quest is not available

Daily task brushing rewards 100 achievement points, no punishment (handsome guys brush their teeth is the most handsome)

Note: Handsome guy, I'm going to give you a monkey hotline: 10088208820

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Ignoring the system description that is becoming more and more undisciplined, click on the mall of the system, Chen Yu asked in his mind, "System, is there a high-level bodyguard with the right price?" Recommend a few to me. Oh yes! And by the way, I also used that lottery. ”

Ding---Congratulations to the host for getting a bottle of corpse destruction water (can be used 10 times, after use, the enemy can be tortured to death, wipe out the enemy's ** and soul, and at the same time can make yourself have a perfect sense of existence without suspicion), it is a necessary medicine for home travel and killing people!

Ding--The search is over, and the following three targets are provided: 10,000 achievement points for the giant pincer mantis (the strength champion level has reached its peak, and there is no potential to rise); Kirbymon achievement points 10,000 (the strength champion level has reached the peak, no potential for upside); The achievement point of the leader of the Heiluga is 25,000 (the strength of the quasi-divine beast level has reached the peak, and there is potential for upswing) Note: The character is flawed, and the original price is 500,000 achievement points

Chen Yu thought that he was "monopolizing all kinds of disobedience", so he chose the leader of Heiluga without hesitation. As soon as the 25,000 achievement points were swiped, Chen Yu had an extra Poke Ball in his hand: "Come out, Heiruga!" ”……

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