Chapter 31 The marketing planner of the elf world

After Chen Yu crackled and gave a speech for half an hour, Junsha's sister asked suspiciously, "That...... Chen Yujun, who is Warren Buffett?? I've been thinking about the name just now, but I can't remember it...... By the way, what did you just say? ”

Suddenly, Comrade Chen Yu, who had just accepted the side task, felt that his whole person was bad again, and forcibly held back the ** he wanted to complain. Looking at the Junsha girl in front of her, who couldn't grasp the key points, Chen Yu, who was known as a big fool, first felt that how to communicate with people is such a technical thing!

Chen Yu, who didn't want to waste time with this royal sister who obviously had natural stupid attributes, directly stretched out his hands and pressed Junsha's shoulders, and put his face in front of Junsha's sister: "Sister Junsha, listen well, about the donation-this matter will be taken over by me from now on, you just need to be responsible for handing over your subordinates to me to use!" When I say that, you should get the idea! ”

Junsha's sister looked at Chen Yu, who was close at hand, her pretty face flushed, and she whispered, "People's ...... People just listen to you......"

Looking at Junsha's sister who agreed with her dominance, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction. After saying hello to Sundae and Xiaoxia, who were still shopping in the distance, Chen Yu turned his head and walked in the direction of the police station...... "Sister Junsha, let's go to the police station to go through the handover procedures!" Within a week, I'll fix this! ”

Junsha's sister, who was stunned in place, hurriedly followed, looking at Chen Yu's back. Jun Sha Meizi, who has always been relied on by others, was fascinated by the sight, and whispered: "Chen Yujun, so reliable...... It's so handsome......"

Ding-Junsha's friendship is increased by one, and the current friendship is 90

An hour later, Chen Yu took Junsha's sister to the police station. The police officers and staff who had already been notified by Junsha also gathered on the playground of the police station. In front of everyone, Junsha announced Tatsuyu's command. Chen Yu looked at the distrustful people in front of him, first calmly sent the worried Junsha girl to accompany the sundae to go shopping, and watched Junsha girl leave, and then Chen Yu turned his head to face dozens of pairs of suspicious eyes on the playground.

"You're a bunch of out-and-out waste!" Looking at the people whose faces were already a little unkind, Chen Yu continued to say loudly: "What? You're not convinced.,So tell me so far.,In addition to relying on your own people.,What other achievements have you made? ”

At this time, a young police officer retorted unconvinced: "This gentleman! We've all worked hard, and I'm sure even you're not doing much better! The rest of the crowd also echoed, "That's it! "Uh-huh, that's right!" "I think this man will be persecuted."

"Give me silence! What do you want to do with the noise! Chen Yu reprimanded everyone domineeringly, and then once again moved out of his marketing plan of "The Importance of Thesis Case Publicity", and an impassioned speech began...... Ten minutes later――――――――――

The young police officer who was the first to speak out to refute Tatsu Yu had already bowed his head in shame......

Half an hour later――――――――――

The first young police officer to speak out against Tatsu Yu took the lead and led the crowd to shout "Master!! Guru!!! We will always have your back!! Looking at the people on the playground who had successfully turned fans from passers-by, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: The military heart is available

At this time, the young police officer walked up to Chen Yu with a look of admiration and respect, and said respectfully: "Master, after listening to your guiding thoughts, the little one realized that our previous methods of constantly pulling passers-by to sell were really inferior, and now although we have been enlightened by your kind words Master, we have deeply realized that we are still a lost lamb on the road of planning." Please also show mercy to the Master and lead us out of this predicament! ”

"Yes, Master!" "Ask the master to teach me!" "Don't go, Master! We're just going to be foolish! The rest of the crowd also pleaded.

Chen Yu looked at the dozens of people in front of him who had become his brainless fans, and couldn't help but feel very relieved: "Hmm! Since you have all pleaded with me so much, then I will reluctantly teach you how to lead to success! ”

"Master is merciful!" "The Master is our guiding light!!"

Looking at the excited crowd, Chen Yu calmed his hands and raised them. Suddenly, dozens of people on the playground quieted down, and they all looked at Chen Yu expectantly. Chen Yu cleared his throat and said loudly, "In order to encourage more people to donate the liquid, you can put up such a banner!" For example: celebrities donate hundreds of millions to people in need, and you can too! If you can't raise every tadpole, at least give them a way out. Take it while it's hot and take three thousand eight! You don't live next door to anyone, but you're the king of the whole city. There were dozens of people in the stands who admired each other, and Chen Yu continued proudly: "That's right, so in my opinion, the urgency of the liquid is not a shortage of supply, but a lack of heart to do publicity!" If such a copywriter is typed, are you afraid that no one will come? Eun, do you have any questions next? ”

At this time, a staff member of the research institute below raised his hand and asked with a look of curiosity and learning, "Master, may I ask what a tadpole means?" And what kind of thing is Lao Wang? ”

"Forehead......" Chen Yu suddenly realized that his bragging seemed to have collapsed, but years of mouth cannon skills immediately gave him new inspiration! Chen Yu immediately made a deep statement: "Regarding your question, Master Ben naturally has an explanation, but there are too many things to say, I'm afraid you won't be able to understand it for a while!" Therefore, Master Ben personally wrote the textbook tonight, and will come here again tomorrow at this time to solve your doubts! Okay, let's disband for now! With that, Tatsu Yu turned around and left.

Dozens of people on the playground looked at Chen Yu's back and shouted in unison, "Congratulations to the master of the holy car!! ”

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The next day, Chen Yu came to the playground of the police station with two textbooks refreshed, and dozens of people before were waiting on the playground early. Chen Yu walked to the podium, smiled at the fanatical worshippers, and then handed the two textbooks in his hand to everyone to circulate.

Three hours later---"Long live the master!!" "Master asks for autograph!!" "Master, I'm going to give you a monkey!!"

"Everyone, be silent!" Looking at the crowd that was quiet for a moment, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Next, let's go and make a banner and print thousands of copies of these two textbooks!" Early tomorrow morning, we will go to the Yasukuni Kennel Men's University to do publicity. Times will change by us!! ”

"Master!! Guru!!! "Master !!!" ―――――― this is one of the most glorious moments in the history books of the elf world

After a burst of cheers, everyone rushed out full of fighting spirit, and Chen Yu looked at the figures in front of him who were beaten like chickens. The corners of his mouth gradually showed a silver smile, and he thought silently in his heart: Hehehe...... When the time comes, is it better to engage in fundraising, or is it more profitable to engage in illegal fundraising......

In this way, as the first marketing planner in the elf world, Chen Yu began to prepare to dig the first bucket pit of his life.

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