ミッション16A: Sand desert のarrow
September 15th. A high school. Aptitude test.
A white hguc Zagu ran and jumped on the large table in the classroom, and then the spout behind him shot out a high-speed air current, flying a distance of more than ten meters in mid-air, and then fell to the ground with a click, scattering into several pieces of "corpses".
"No," Tester Si Kouyang said with a slight gasp, "That's the only way." ”
"Well, it's the same result as last year." The teacher sitting there compared the records and said, "Si Kou Yangyi, ability name: 'model control', ability level: lv2, different ability." Complete. ”
The abilities in this high school are basically small characters with lv1 and lv2, so there are no advanced facilities. Even during the aptitude test, students were able to watch from the sidelines.
Now, after the test teacher announces the results of Si Kou Yangyi's test, he calls the name of the next test student.
The other side.
"The tester is on the line, the ability level is lv0, and the incapacitated."
Tsuchigomon Motoharu grinned and stood on the side with blue-haired earrings. This year, the result was the same as usual, and he couldn't laugh or cry. When the right hand of numbness is forgotten, it can't be measured anyway. But Yang Yi's performance in the past few months, if this result is reported, those guys above will have a cerebral thrombosis that is not angry. The two lv5 led the dark troops to turn around and run, and they fought hard with the strongest ability of the academy to win a game in the end, and finally reported a lv2 ability level, which is completely contempt for those old guys above. If the four lv5s who have intersections with him hear about it, at least three groups will come to watch. When the time comes, it will be lively.
Besides, there are teachers in this school who are guards. The two times made such a big fuss, and the name of his Si Kou Yangyi was already on the blacklist of the guards.
No, the teacher who was a guard came here.
Huang Quanchuan Aiho has long hair fluttering, a tall figure, and a huge murder weapon. As a physical education teacher, she also has a position in the ranks of the guards. Today was the day to test her ability level, and she had been here early in the morning to see the results. As a security officer, she once experienced the power of the "fantasy beast", and also participated in the cleaning and protection of a certain parking lot. She eagerly awaited the results of the boy's test, which had always been a red light in her PE class. She witnessed the student summon a robot to tear the "fantasy beast" to shreds; witnessed the student summon countless fighters to beat the two superpowers that were not inferior to Tokiwadai's "super electromagnetic guns", and even surpassed them; I tidied up the depot that looked like the surface of the moon with my own hands. As soon as she came this morning, she congratulated her friend Yue Yong Xiaomeng and said that there would be a surprise waiting for her in their class, and then happily played dumb riddles with Yue Yong Xiaomeng while drinking tea.
Then the message from the radio made her pinch the ceramic teacup in her hand in front of her friend Yue Yong Xiaomeng! Then, when Yue Yong Xiaomeng couldn't drag it out, he walked all the way to the test room with a gloomy face.
"Si Kouyang!" Huang Quanchuan Aiho pushed the door open and shouted, "Tell him to come to me!" ”
So the whole classroom looked at me like me.
As soon as I had cleaned up Zagu's "corpse", I heard such a sound, which made my hands shake, and Zagu, who had just been connected, fell into several pieces with a "click" again.
Then I looked at me, the physical education teacher who was angry but dressed like a co-worker dragged a piece of oil bottle named "Yueyong Xiaomeng" and strode over, as if he couldn't wait, and then grabbed me by the collar and carried me out of the classroom.
"Boy, can't you see it. You're pretty good at pretending. Queen Aiho of the Yellow Springs River sat on a chair with Jiro's legs crossed, staring at me with a "I'm angry, so you're going to be unlucky" expression.
"You lost so many monsters that our guards couldn't handle, you ran away with the uneven guys of Tokiwadai's 'super electromagnetic cannon', and so many discipline inspectors and guards worked tirelessly for a month to clean up the depot...... Who did that? If it is known that our school has rated you as LV2, then where do you let our faces go? Well? ”
Teacher Xiaomeng is still very concerned about me, a student: "Si Kou sauce, why did you make Teacher Huang Quanchuan angry?" Hurry up and apologize to her. ”
I didn't listen to Teacher Xiaomeng's words at all, because I gave Lei the Boeing from the speaker: "Test Si Kou Xueshuang, the ability is 'Plant Transformation', and the rating is lv2." ”
It turns out that the snow frost you ...... Well, indeed. If you play the real thing, you're going to have to turn the sky upside down. Our tattered middle school has a legendary lv6.,That can't shake the entire school city upside down......
"Oops? This is...... What's going on? "The whole world has flipped ninety degrees, even Teacher Xiaomeng. Alas? What about Queen Aho of the Yellow Springs River? Whose arms are on my neck and head? So soft, so fragrant, and so strong? Who's behind my head with such a huge murder weapon to give me benefits????? Ah-no matter, such a good perk-I'll rely on it for a while......
————————I am the dividing line of the twisted neck bone————————
"Brother, are you still in pain?" Snow Frost asked as she rubbed my neck again.
"Oops——, much better." I moved my neck and rubbed my stomach.
I doubt that our Queen of Huangquanchuan Aiho went underground to fight black boxing after work, and she was ruthless. And there are so many tricks, more than half an hour, this and that, here and there. There is no repetition of the pattern from beginning to end. He almost sent me back to the Underworld. I'm in pain all over my body right now. Yesterday I went to great lengths to help Sister Misaka destroy the suitcase that contained the core of the "Tree Designer", but when I got there, I realized: good guy, like a blockbuster, the landlord of the building is crooked, and the glass slag is like rain is going to fall. The guy who passed on one side, I obviously heard that his kid was already brain-dead, and he was still so powerful. As a result, the box shattered into several pieces right in front of my eyes, and the contents were all gone, and they almost hit me. As a result, after Fang Tong did the girl who was very well dressed, he saw me. It seemed that he wanted to come up and communicate with me, but he turned out to be a fifteen-minute bumpy steamed bun, and he wilted directly. When he saw Xueshuang, he was so frightened that he fell backwards, but we sent him back to the hospital. Along the way, he also wanted to get the field back in his mouth, but his own brain damage had made him unable to even speak.
Oops,Yesterday I was topped by a soft girl who fell from the sky.,And I met that fifteen-minute bumpy steamed bun to scare my little heart and puff.,I encountered such a big mental stimulation.,Can't I play so abnormally today......
……………… No way..................
Xueshuang squinted and smiled on the side, the starry anticipation of Teacher Xiaomeng's eyes, Queen Huangquanchuan Aiho was almost able to be the villain of a police movie with a cigarette butt, when Ma gloated, Tu Yumen had a sinister smile, and the blue-haired earrings were the most normal - he held Flora in his arms and rubbed his face............ How dare he bring it to school............
Oh, am I going to blow up the school......
Fortunately, someone saved the scene. I don't know what the principal received, so I went straight to the test room and bit my ear with the teacher in charge of the test for a long time, and then they all stared at me with the eyes of the bomb that was on fire. Then, the principal personally announced: "Si Kouyangyi, your ability has been affirmed by the relevant leaders of the upper peak. Since your abilities are not suitable to be displayed directly here, I will make a verbal announcement here. Tester Si Kou Yangyi, was awarded the title of 'Fantasy Corps', ability level: lv5, superpower. Now, everyone applauds and congratulates Si Kouyangyi on ascending to the throne of the strongest level of ability in our school city. At the same time, congratulations to him for becoming the first lv5 in the history of one of our high schools (official title, not apocryphal)! Come, everybody, applaud! ”
"Wow, I didn't bring a condom, Siko-chan." Teacher Xiaomeng said happily.
"I don't have a condom, Sikou." Queen Huang Quanchuan Aiho said with a pouting face.
"I didn't bring a condom, even mud sauce." Snow Frost's eyes narrowed into a line.
"I didn't bring a condom, Yoichi!" When Ma applauded sincerely.
"Well==Si Kou, I didn't bring a set of sights" Tu Yumen with a bad smile.
"I didn't bring a condom, Yang Yi !!" Said with the blue-haired earrings between Flora.
"I didn't have a condom, Si Kou." The head of the blowing system made a round of applause.
"I didn't have a condom." Himejin Qiusha still applauded with a sluggish face.
"I didn't have a condom, Si Ko!" The surrounding teachers and classmates said one after another.
"Well, thank you, file! And Guo Jia! I smiled knowingly. Thank you, Teacher Xiaomeng, Teacher Huang Quanchuan. I said, looking around.
Thank you, my teachers, and students.
Goodbye, Snow Frost, goodbye, Dangma, Mikoto Misaka, Shirai Kuroko, Chu Chun Ornament, Sakuten Tears, and, after marriage, Photon, Wanuchi Juanbao, Bubble Wanbin, Heng Emperor Governor, Maiye Shenli, and one more party passes; I won't forget you.
Congratulations to all the children of the world!!! (Actually, I want to say don't even wear a condom...... )
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Of course, this is impossible.
If you complain, you will lose, and if you are serious, you will lose.
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