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However, just as I was lying in bed thinking about whether to get up and eat instant noodles or instant noodles, my phone suddenly rang.

My first reaction at the time was that it might be a call from Xiao Rong, so I quickly took out my phone from under the pillow and looked at it, but I was quickly disappointed, it was not Xiao Rong's call.

It's an unfamiliar number, but the caller ID location shows that it's local.

Seeing that it wasn't Xiaorong calling, I didn't want to answer it, but the person who called seemed to be extremely persistent, and Pu Shu's "Ordinary Road" sang for a long time, and I didn't see anyone hanging up there, so I simply answered it.

"Hello? Who is it? "I obviously didn't bring anything nice.

"Hey! Is it handsome? "It's a man, and the voice is a little familiar.

"It's me, you're it?" I asked.

"Dashuai, I'm Zhu Peng!"

Zhu Peng? I was slightly stunned, then sat up abruptly from the bed.

"Damn, it's you kid!"

Zhu Peng was my college roommate and one of the few brothers I had in college.

Everyone who has studied in college will have such a few brothers, they will go crazy with you, make trouble with you, cry with you, laugh with you, and in this group of people, there will always be a fat man.

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Zhu Peng is this fat man, and because his name is homophonic, we all call him Zhu Peng directly, and he can't hear it anyway.

At graduation time, our brothers had a graduation dinner together, and then they parted ways, and we didn't see each other for months, and we didn't recognize him for a while.

Speaking of which, he took me to play in the League of Legends, four years ago, when the League of Legends first came out, there were not many people playing at that time, and I was still playing another gold-sucking game of Lao Ma, poisoned milk powder, and I was having fun.

I still clearly remember that the profession I played was the Hell Blood Demon God.,It's a very non-mainstream name.,It's called "Kill X for O Love X" or something.,At that time, I was going to do an awakening mission.,To brush a very powerful copy.,But I can't brush it.,What should I do?

There are two ways, one is to spend money to find someone to bring, and the other is to open the hanging brush, and a person like Ben Dashuai, who is wise and martial, diligent and thrifty, naturally chooses the latter.

So my account was blocked for a year.

No matter how I plead with the customer service, how I admit my mistakes, I have promised them countless times that I will never hang up again, and ask them to reduce the time for me to ban my account, people are just one word, no! One less day, one less minute, not one second less!

At that time, I was so short-tempered, and Zhang rose slowly, so I scolded the customer service, and then unloaded the game of poisoned milk powder, as for the money spent in the poisoned milk powder, it was all the money that Lao Ma's son was born, and I gave me the happy money!

But I'm a natural person who likes to play games, and after unloading the poisoned milk powder, I naturally want to find other fun games to play, and at this time Zhu Peng recommended the game League of Legends to me.

And it was because he was from Noxus that I also built a Noxus number.

He said: "Come on, come on, handsome, look brother, I'll take you and pretend to take you to fly!" ”

So I followed him to play a simple man-machine, he was super god, I was super ghost.

He said to me: "When you can simply use the man-machine supergod, then you can challenge the general man-machine, and when you can use the supergod in the general man-machine, then you can match!" In matchmaking, it's all masters! ”

Since then, I have embarked on the road of no return to masturbation, and it has been four years.

I've been masturbating for four years, and I've gone from a novice who has died like a scumbag to the king of the third district, and Zhu Peng is still working as a goalkeeper in Platinum.

Of course, it's not that he's too stupid, it's that he doesn't play much, he just plays two or three games a day, unlike me, it's like I'm obsessed, from morning to night, never stopping.

Zhu Peng said over there: "Dashuai, I haven't seen you for a few months, how are you doing?" ”

I said, "It's okay, I won't starve." ”

Zhu Peng said: "Do you have time today? I just called a few brothers, let's have a drink together. ”

Drinking again? I touched my head, and it still hurts.

I said, "Forget it, I drank too much last night, I need to rest for a few days." ”

"You'd better have a trip." Zhu Peng said: "I have something to tell you. ”

"What's the matter?" I don't understand what I can't say on the phone, I have to say it in person.

Over there, Zhu Peng was silent for a long time, and finally spoke: "Lao Zhao is dead." ”

"Buzz!!" All I felt was a sudden blank in my brain, buzzing constantly.

"You, what did you say?" I muttered, "Don't be kidding me, it's not April Fool's Day yet!" ”

"I'm not kidding you." Zhu Peng said: "Come to the barbecue restaurant near our school that I used to go to often, I, as well as Junzi, and Xiao Wu are all there, speed!" ”

After speaking, Zhu Peng hung up, leaving me who was still sitting on the bed in a daze.

I was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly I jumped from the top bunk to the ground like crazy, and hurriedly got dressed and prepared to go out.

Maybe I jumped to the ground and the movement was too loud, which woke Liu Feng up, he raised his head and looked at me, and said, "Dashuai, you want to go out?" Bring me two packets of instant noodles, and remember to ask for Laotan sauerkraut. ”

"Take your MB and buy it yourself!" I walked out of the door without looking back.

Rushing to the gate of the community, I casually stopped a taxi and told the driver the name of our university.

Sitting in the car and watching the scenery fly by outside the window, my vision gradually blurred.

Lao Zhao is dead? How is this possible?

Our university dormitory is a dormitory for six people, Lao Zhao, me, Zhu Peng, as well as Shunzi and Xiao Wu, and the five of us are in one dormitory.

There is another person, the guy I said earlier who likes to smoke, but he doesn't have a very good relationship with us, and he has been ostracized by the five of us, and then he moved out on his own.

Lao Zhao was the first brother I met in college, and he was also the one with the strongest relationship.

If you want to say why, maybe it's because he's more like me.

He, like me, came to college in a city where birds don't poop because he was a girl.

Moreover, before he played League of Legends, he also played poisoned milk powder like me, and later, I unloaded the poisoned milk powder and started playing League of Legends, and he also accompanied me to fight in League of Legends.

But I like to play the blind man, and he likes to play the barbarian king.

Basically, I opened the black with him, and as soon as I went in, I shouted that the bag was in the wild, and the bag was blown, sometimes he used the barbarian king, and I used the blind man, and sometimes I used the blind man, and he used the barbarian king.

But he didn't get a diamond for four years, because he later chased the girl into his hands, and he didn't waste so much time and energy on League of Legends, but on his girlfriend.

Masturbation, I want it, girlfriend, I want it, I can't have it both with my girlfriend, so he gave up masturbation and took his girlfriend.

His girlfriend is very quiet, different from him, every time she sees her, she always holds a book in her hand, a literary fan, but these books are often something like "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "The Cruel Prince and the Barbarian Concubine", "The Baby School Flower of the School Grass" or something.

And Lao Zhao's hand is always a cigarette and a ruffian face.

So every time I saw Lao Zhao and his girlfriend together, the rest of us always sighed and said, "All the cabbage is arched by the pigs."

Lao Zhao told us about his Hongchen past, and he said that he and she were high school classmates.

He had a crush on her for two years, and then in his junior year of high school, he confessed to her, but she didn't agree.

Lao Zhao said that in order to chase her, he defeated many competitors, and there were many people chasing her, but he was the only one who chased her to this city to accompany her to college, so he succeeded.

Every time he said this, he would always look proud, and then teach us his book of chasing girls.

"Chasing girls, there are three elements! One: Hold on! Two: Shameless! Three: Insist on shamelessness! ”

Following his treasure book, later Shunzi and Xiao Wu also found girlfriends one after another, only Zhu Peng and I have always been single nobles.

I'm because I'm masturbating in the bedroom all day long, and I can't get in touch with any girls at all, and Zhu Peng is because he is fat, and girls can't look down on him.

Sometimes, the body is more important than the face, if you have a good figure, all kinds of mermaid lines or something, even if you look average, there will be girls who can look at you, but as long as you are fat, then it's over.

One hundred covers a hundred ugliness, and one fat destroys all.

No girl will like a fat man unless the fat man occupies more than one of the three things of money, power, and fame.

Lao Zhao Manzi played well, at least when I scored 1200 points, it was good.

But then he had a girlfriend, and he played less, and the rank score was pulled away by me.

When I scored 1,200, he also scored 1,200, and when I scored 1,500, he only had 1,300.

So later, when I was in a double row with him, he couldn't do it, and his barbarians were hung up and beaten by various people on the road, and pigs were raised by all kinds of people in the wild area.

I advised him, "If it really doesn't work, you can help." ”

He turned his head to look at me: "Can this hero still help?" ”

Yes, he is such a stubborn person, stubbornly likes to play with brutes, stubbornly likes that girl.

Same with me.

I've always thought he's like me, but in some ways, he's not like me.

I asked him, why do you like to play barbarians so much, Lao Zhao thought about it and said, "Because he loves his wife." ”

Lao Zhao asked me why I like to play blind so much, I thought about it, closed my eyes and said.

"Because the blind man is as handsome as I am."

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