The nouveau riche style of doing things is something that ordinary people can't guess. For example, clothes, a person buys a deadly expensive dress to wear in front of the competition opponent for a circle, and says how much this dress is, only a rich person like him wears it, and others can't afford it at all, which will stimulate the competition opponent and make him willing to spend more money to buy more expensive clothes than this person, and come and go, which forms a vicious circle, in fact, all in all. It's no wonder that the merchants, if you want to blame, you can only blame the Chinese people, especially the nouveau riche in China, for this bad mentality.

Cao Jin and Yang Jing have also visited the night market here. But it was just the two of them at the time. Wu Ruotang doesn't know where to move bricks.

Because of the escort of Wu Ruotang, a bodyguard and assistant. So the two beautiful instructors were in high spirits, and every time they passed by a stall, they would stop and have a look.

Although there are no high-priced items such as big brands in the night market, there are many beautiful trinkets or delicious local specialties or something, and the two beautiful instructors will buy a little when they see it, but their favorite is Yanjing's sugar dun'er, commonly known as sugar gourd.

With the progress of the times, Yanjing's sugar gourd is not only hawthorn, but also many types, such as apples, small persimmons, black dates, water chestnuts, etc., various flavors make the two of them happy, because this kind of thing can't be eaten at the base.

Wu Ruotang gave full play to the accusation of being a bodyguard. followed behind the two beauties with a fierce face. Many guys who coveted the beauty of the two instructors saw Wu Ruotang's ghostly appearance, and they all dispelled the idea of accosting them.

"Well, Xiao Tangtang, you're doing well, come, I'll give you a water chestnut." Cao Jin bought a bunch of sugar gourds and handed Wu Ruotang a string of black water chestnuts. Capsule, a very sweet fruit that can also be stir-fried as a vegetable, is a popular herb. In general, it matures in winter. But since there is a greenhouse. Water chestnuts can also appear in the market on hot days, and the price is very cheap, usually only need a piece of land to buy a catty, and those who sell sugar gourds also like to use it to make sugar gourds for sale. The sugar gourd made has a very good taste, and it sells more land than hawthorn.

Wu Ruotang took the water chestnut with a smile and took a bite. It's really sweet. And it's sweet to the bottom of my heart.

"How's it going, isn't it delicious!" Yang Jing said expectantly.

"It's delicious, it's delicious!" Wu Ruotang nodded again and again.

The three of them looked at each other and smiled. Continue shopping.

Not long after walking, I heard a gong sound in front of me, "Boom Boom Boom ......"!

Hearing this voice, Yang Jing said happily: "There is a monkey in front, Xiaotang, do you want to go and see it?" ”

Hearing that there was a monkey, Cao Jin immediately grabbed Yang Jing's hand, and without even saying hello, he ran over quickly, making Wu Ruotang on the side quite dumbfounded.

Although the monkey has been listed as a protected animal by the state. However, there is no rule that no one is allowed to raise monkeys, so there are many folk artists, such as this monkey puppeteer, who usually lead one or more monkeys, train them, and make them make them laugh.

Now there is also a monkey trickster in this night market, who is leading his two precious monkeys, and letting these two monkeys do all kinds of juggling actions, two monkeys one big and one small. The big monkey has to stand up to 60 centimeters, the small monkey is only about 30 centimeters, the eyes are dripping and round, and the buttocks are exactly as people say. It's as red as a red light.

The monkey man was an old man in his sixties, with white hair and beard, and was wearing a very simple blue cloth and a waistcoat, and there was a large horse and two small wooden stools at the scene, and the old man was sitting on the big horse at this time. The two monkeys sat on a small wooden bench, and there was a small blackboard next to the old man, on which they were writing a math problem, which was very simple, 1+1=?.

The old man's voice was very bright, and after writing this question, the old man said: "Great Wukong, what do you say is one plus one?" ”

The big monkey sitting immediately squeaked, comparing two fingers, this action immediately led to a burst of applause from the scene, and Cao Jin and Yang Jing shouted excitedly, "Wow! How clever! ”

The old man was very satisfied with Da Wukong's performance, and then wrote a question on the blackboard, 2+2=?.

After writing, the old man said to the little monkey sitting on the side: "Little Wukong, what do you say two plus two is equal?" ”

The little monkey squeaked, and then compared two fingers, and as soon as these two fingers came out, the scene burst into laughter, and Cao Jin and Yang Jing burst into tears of laughter.

The old man seemed to be angry with the little monkey, his old face was flushed, and the small wooden strip in his hand slapped on the ground, "I'm so angry, have you fed the dog everything you taught you before!" You tell me again, how much is two plus two, if you can't tell, it's halved tonight. ”

Perhaps it was the threat that made the little monkey feel in danger, and the little monkey immediately squeaked a few times, and then scratched his ears and cheeks very humanely

Eventually, four fingers were stretched out.

There was another burst of laughter, and then a burst of applause. Coins of one cent, five cents, or one piece were thrown on the ground one after another, and as soon as you saw the coin. The two monkeys squeaked and ran over, put each coin into the small pocket hanging on their chests, and after picking it up, they made a bowing motion, which made the people at the scene applaud even more, and the money was still more diligent, Cao Jin and Yang Jing couldn't help but throw a few yuan coins.

The old man watched the laughing pockets on the chests of the two monkeys grow more and more bulging, and the smile was so bad that they couldn't see their eyes, and when all the money was gone, the two monkeys grabbed their small pockets. He walked up to the old man and poured the money into the big pocket of the old man's waistcoat.

The two monkeys were so smart, it really opened the eyes of the people at the scene, and the applause rang out one after another, and Cao Jin shouted excitedly. Stretched out the sugar gourd in his hand and shouted, "Big Wukong, Little Wukong." Come here, my sister will give you sugar gourds to eat. ”

Maybe the two monkeys can really understand human words, and they really ran to Cao Jin, squeaked and bowed to Cao Jin, and then a monkey and a sugar gourd took it and ate it deliciously.

"Damn, there are such smart monkeys in the world, what an evil door!" The people at the scene were surprised by how smart the two monkeys were.

And Wu Ruotang, who came from behind, couldn't help but be a little strange when he saw it. Monkeys are smart, but they don't seem to be that smart, right? What kind of training does it take to make monkeys so human? Gu Feng couldn't help but glance at the old man. (To be continued.) )