Chapter 357: Toy Wars (10)
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Today, when the word "God" is abused, people seem to have gradually forgotten the original meaning of the word. Most of the time, we just use it to express praise or love for a work, or to make fun of unexpected episodes.
But many years ago, the word meant much more than that......
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" was infinitely close to God.
It was born in a golden age.
In those years, hair dyeing was still fashionable, disco echoed in the streets and alleys, the special effects of aliens were breathtaking, and the overlord of the console industry was Xiaobawang......
In those years, Jordan looked at him, Brother Pony's guns were not cold, Teresa Teng's aftermath was still there, and Jackson was still black......
In those years, there was no unreasonable money worship, nor did it create the ancient country of South Korea, the Chinese men's football team was still the first-class in Asia, and the Spring Festival Gala sketches dared to tell some truths......
It was a nostalgic era, a very pure era.
Once upon a time, the popularity of automobiles made cities lose their borders.
Today, the proliferation of electronic devices has not brought people closer.
The days when a family gathered in front of a TV are long gone, and it has become a daily routine for everyone to stare at their own small screens. In an environment where information exchange is extremely convenient, we become more confused.
And in those golden days, things were not so complicated. The charm of a work can be most intuitively reflected in the ratings.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is a work that allows children to stay in front of the TV on time. Novel setting, wonderful plot, interesting dialogue, moderate violence...... It's only natural that this piece will be on fire.
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello, the story of the four mutant turtles with very different personalities who seek justice continues for years after year. They've been around comics, television, the big screen, games, and they even have their own rock band (actors lip-synching on stage in turtle costumes). In the early nineties, special effects technology was far from mature. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have already made three live-action films. Even in the twenty-first century, its 03 version of the new anime is still receiving rave reviews.
This group of omnipotent guys has naturally already launched toy peripherals. As a classic memory of a generation, the figure of the turtles will undoubtedly appear in the camp of Classic.
"Hey! When did you get here? Sir asked aloud.
"It's been long enough......." Raphael replied in his deep voice.
Leonardo added, "Optimus Prime has asked us to secretly follow you in response. ”
"Hmm......" Nightwatch said thoughtfully, "worthy of Optimus Prime, he has already considered the possibility of a complete break between Lego House and us...... With the four of you answering, even if you're trapped in a Lego house. We also have a good chance of escaping. ”
"I'm afraid it's more than that......" Xiao Si suddenly interjected, "What do I think...... It's because Optimus Prime still doesn't believe me and Brother Jue, so he sent someone to follow him secretly in case anything happens to the two of us. ”
"It doesn't matter what the order is." Leonardo's answer was basically a tacit acquiescence to Xiao Si's speculation. Indeed, Optimus Prime asked the Turtles to follow. The main purpose is to spy on otherworldly travelers. So unless it is absolutely necessary, the four of them will never show up.
Their original bottom line was to help Jazz and the Night Watch when they were in real danger. But the plan couldn't catch up with the changes, and no one expected that Kenshin would be able to detect their existence.
Leonardo turned his gaze to Kenshin, "May I ask, how did you find us?" ”
This is indeed a very puzzling question. As ninjas, the Turtles' concealment skills are undoubtedly superb, and they can even hold their breath for a long time to hide their breath when necessary.
"Actually...... It is not down to you that you are discovered. Kenshin replied, "It's the crazy gentleman." He paused. Maybe...... He's already been spotted by you as you follow you......" he muttered with his chin propped up, "when Sauron unleashes a sword. When the Bird was tempted, the mad gentleman instantly understood the power, speed, and change of this move...... Of course. It's nothing either. But then, he was in that moment of lightning. Single-mindedly, he glanced in the direction where the four of you were, to see if you would react to this......" Kenshin said as he slowly turned around and faced the turtles, "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have imagined such a thing in the world. Neither a person who fears death nor a person who seeks death will not react like this when faced with an attack, but he can do it......"
"You're pretty good, aren't you...... Is it just that quick glance that you can perceive our position? Leonardo continued.
"Hmph...... It's hard not to pay attention......" Kenshin said with a long breath, "Please put yourself in your shoes...... Suppose I was slashing at my face with a sharp blade, and while raising my sword to resist, I was busy looking away. You just saw this scene, and you will be very concerned, right? ”
"Not necessarily." Feng Bujue's voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone present turned their heads to follow the prestige.
Zongwu was the first to speak, and said weakly: "Ah~ I came back faster than I imagined, and I really got rid of it after only two turns......
Feng Bujue ignored him, but continued to say to Jian Xin: "If it were me, if I saw a person with more than two scars on his cheek, and they were all concentrated on the same side, I would speculate...... This man must have liked to look around in battle. ”
Kenshin didn't respond to Feng Bujue's joke, but just said indifferently, "Since Mr. Sauron is no longer here, and you have a certain advantage in numbers, then...... and ...... below," and his hand was on the hilt of the sword.
At this moment, the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles brothers jumped up and scattered in unison, leaping in all directions.
Around Kenshin, an invisible circle seemed to bloom at this moment, and within this circle, there was an extremely dangerous realm...... Only strong players whose strength has reached a certain level can feel the existence of this range.
"Guys, give him to me." Leonardo, as the boss of the Turtle, naturally took the most dangerous work to himself, "Raphael, Donatello, you two deal with it; Michelangelo. You go and help the Jazz suppress Gory. ”
"Hmph...... I can finally get some punching. Raphael said eagerly.
"Be careful, brother, that kid isn't easy to deal with." Donatello reminded him as he followed.
"Haha! I'm coming! Michelangelo, who always seemed happy and excited, threw his nunchucks and jumped into the battle group on Xiao Si's side.
For a time, the strength of the two sides reversed...... The seal that turned back seemed a little redundant.
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A minute ago, inside a Lego house, on the balcony of a building.
Said it was a balcony. In fact, it is also made of Lego bricks. In this "Lego House", there are very few non-Lego products except for the lighting equipment.
At this moment, there are two figures, standing on the edge of the balcony. Through the glass wall of the exhibition area, you can watch the battle outside from afar.
They are Lego Batman, and Lego Iron Man.
These "Lego" superheroes are naturally Q version shapes. Their limbs and torso are made of cuboids, and they are proportions of a two-headed body. They are shorter than most humanoid toys of normal proportions and look like little children.
"How long do you think we're going to stop them?" Tony (Iron Man) said, his voice sounding cohesive and electronic. It's the kind of voice that comes out of the real steel suit.
Bruce (Batman) grimaced and replied, "I'll leave this alone." ”
"This is also our Lego's sphere of influence, so it's not appropriate to pretend to be deaf and dumb all the time." Tony said again.
"Haven't we been standing here for a while...... "Bruce said, "a little longer." They're almost done. ”
"I think I've heard that somewhere......" Tony scratched his helmet (he couldn't take off his mask because it was a custom Lego toy), "Oh, yes...... Hulk and Bane wrestling on Children's Day Eve. He paused. Remember that night when the group almost didn't finish the reconstruction? ”
"That's different, it was in the house. And this time it's outside the door. Bruce paused for a moment and said, "It's been a sensitive time lately, so try to avoid burning yourself as much as possible." ”
"It's not us who started the fire right now, it's the fire that burns itself." Tony continued, "I knew that the theft of the bricks was related to Novel, and they must have put the bricks into battle...... Sir they are here to ask the teacher for their guilt. ”
"So what do you mean...... Shall we immediately take someone out and kill Novel's people to clear our name? Bruce asked.
"It's a matter of choice...... a third voice said.
Bruce and Tony turned their heads to see the clown walking slowly from the edge of the balcony, his movements like walking a tightrope with his bare hands, but staggering.
"Novel put Lego weapons into the battlefield, ostensibly to strengthen the combat power of the troops, but if you think about it, you can see that they have another intention...... Hey, hey, hey......" the clown said with a smile.
Bruce replied, "Do you want to pull us into the water......
"That's right...... If Classic hadn't investigated it clearly, and judged that the weapon was provided to Novel, he might have declared war on us directly, or even without declaring war. Tony continued, "If there is a real fight, the two sides will lose strength and form hatred." ”
"Hmm...... At that point, even though we knew that we had fallen for Novel's trap in the first place, we would have to ask for an alliance with them. Bruce said.
"Haha! As I said, it's a matter of choice. The Joker smiled and held out a finger, "Or we'll go to Novel's side before it's too late...... Now ask for an alliance, and you can also talk about the conditions. He held out a second finger, "Or, let's go with Classic and prove that Lego didn't offer anything to Novel." ”
As the Joker said this, he walked over to the block railing in front of Bruce and Tony. He jumped down lightly, stood in front of the two of them, and pointed to a fake flower pinned to the side of his collar, "Hey! Do you want to smell it? Bruce. ”
Bruce looked at the flower and snorted coldly, "You trick ...... Only Thor (Thor) will be fooled. ”
"That's the choice...... Bruce, to smell or not to smell? The Joker looked at Bruce with a smile that never faded away, very sincerely.
"I'll choose the third option." As he spoke, Bruce reached out and tilted the flower's stamen ninety degrees upwards at the Joker's own face, "We're not going to join Classic or Novel, we're going to prove our innocence to Classic and give Novel a proper warning." Neutrality then continued. As he spoke, he pressed the clown's "squirting flower" switch.
But...... The stamen didn't squirt water, and the flower quickly melted into a pink paste in Bruce's hand, enveloping his hand.
"Hahaha...... Sometimes, you should just make concessions, right? The clown walked triumphantly, laughing, and jumped onto the balcony again.
Tony, who was on the side, turned his face away, craned his neck and smiled.
Bruce looked at Tony, then looked down at his hand, and gave a somewhat annoyed "uh-huh...... before stepping forward and pushing the laughing clown rather darkly.
As a result, the mush stuck his hands to the clown's body...... So, the two building blocks fell off the balcony screaming together.
Tony gloated and poked his head out of the balcony and sighed, "Poor can't fly the duo and jump from a great height all day long......"